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Salguero NFL pre-camp rankings No. 32 to No. 1

For some reason, this morning when I woke up I got this wild hair idea to give you my NFL ranking of teams from 32-1. Six hours later, I'm done writing.

So with no further delay, the Salguero NFL 2010 pre-training camp rankings:

32. Tampa Bay: Gerald McCoy is an upgrade for the defensive line, but folks in Tampa will soon see he's not in Warren Sapp's league -- good not great. The quarterbacking is suspect, they've exchanged experienced WR talent for inexperienced and untried WR talent, the running game is pedestrian, and there is nothing about the coaching staff or front office that induces confidence.

31. St. Louis Rams: Improvement! They were the NFL's worst team last year but the truth is until and unless the Sam Bradford pick takes hold, this team will be struggling near the bottom of the pack. Sorry, Lou, but A.J. Feeley can be a lockerroom killer. And, yes the offensive line will be somewhat better with Rodger Saffold, but the DL, 27th versus the run last year, is a leaky dike.

30. Buffalo: Very few folks with other options want to go to Buffalo -- not bigtime coaches nor players. It's the reason the franchise has struggled since the start of free agency in the mid-1990s. The quarterback situation is unresolved, the defense is transitioning to the 3-4, they dismissed one of their more effective playmakers in Terrell Owens, and everyone else in the division is good. That is no formula for success.

29. Jacksonville: The big free agent signings were, wait for it, a special teams player (Kassim Osgood) and a defender (Aaron Kampman) that had 3.5 sacks last year. They reached in the first round on Tyson Alualu, nobody is showing up to games, this is a train headed in the wrong direction.

28. Detroit: The Lions scored core players in the draft's first round (Suh and Best) while continuing to shore up the secondary in the third round (Amari Spievey). Kyle Vanden Bosch will bring veteran professionalism to the locker room and some solid production to the field. But look out for the biggest jump to come from the quarterback (Matt Stafford) and wide receiver (Calvin Johnson) positions. This team has stopped declining.

27. Oakland: They actually had a good draft! Cryptkeeper Al Davis didn't over-reach or make any head-scratching gambles -- those have backfired in recent history. But this team is still overcoming the mistakes of its recent past (JaMarcus Russell) and the coaching is simply not stellar outside of passing game coordinator Ted Tollner.

26. Cleveland: The Browns have straightened out their front office -- largely by raiding the Dolphins front office -- and are well on their way to returning to, um, mediocrity for the short term. Mike Holmgren and Tommy Heckert Jr. have done fine work turning the CB spot from a weakness to a strength by trading for Sheldon Brown and drafting Joe Haden. If T.J. Ward can stay healthy, the deep secondary is also taken care of. But the Cleveland offense, No. 32 last year, still reeks. Jake Delhomme is highly paid but highly inconsistent. And that will be this offense's story in 2010.

25. Arizona: To recap, they've lost Kurt Warner, Antrel Rolle, Karlos Dansby, Bertrand Berry, Bryant McFadden, and Anquan Boldin. And while I love Dan Williams and Daryl Washington as their first two draft picks, adding aging vets Joey Porter and Alan Faneca is not about getting better but plugging leaks poorly. The Cards, a Super Bowl team in 2008 and division winners in 2009, will be fighting Seattle for third place in the NFC West.

24. Seattle: Leon Washington (if healthy), LenDale White (if motivated) and Russell Okung (if he lives up to his draft status) should help the running game improve on last year's terrible (26th overall) rating. That should also take pressure of Matt Hasselbeck and perhaps help him stay healthy. Simply, if the QB is healthy, the Hawks can vie for mediocrity. If the job falls to Charlie Whitehurst, a talented but inexperienced career backup, it's going to be a looong season. 

23. Washington: They were perhaps the most active team this offseason, hiring an outstanding new coach, trading for a future Hall of Fame quarterback, and adding more horses at running back than a stable at the Kentucky Derby. All that is well and good, but the quarterback is not everything. Donovan McNabb can't do it all. The offensive line, and secondary are question marks. The drafting of Trent Williams will solve some of the OL problems once he gets over his rookie growing pains. 

22. Carolina: One does not get better by losing Julius Peppers, having a coach enter a season as a lame duck, having no first round draft pick, and using the second-round pick on a player (Jimmy Clausen) who probably will not play as he learns the NFL game. As horrible offseasons go, Carolina is right up there. Their best move might have been picking Brandon LaFell in the third round because at least he might start in 2010.

21. Denver: Josh McDaniels acts like he knows things no one else does. So he's traded away a franchise quarterback, a franchise wide receiver, gotten rid of a fine defensive coordinator, reached for Tim Tebow in the first round, traded away his starting TE, and pieced together an offensive line with a ton of question marks and one major injury -- the patellar tendon tear to left tackle Ryan Clady's left knee. McDaniels will also learn that there is a reason Akin Ayodele was cut.

20. Kansas City: New England Midwest got significantly stronger in the defensive backfield this offseason with the drafting of Eric Berry and Javier Arenas, who will be a fine nickel player. The rest of the defense, putrid against the run last year, is still a work-in-progress. The offense should be better with the addition of running back Thomas Jones and center Casey Wiegmann. Both are in the twilight of their careers, but serve as upgrades for this team nonetheless. It'll be interesting to see what new OC Charlie Weis can do for QB Matt Cassell.

19. New York Giants: Yes, this is a surprise but this team is starting to age and not very well. Despite an emphasis on the defensive line, opponents were able to run the ball quite well last season. Adding rookie Linval Joseph will probably only make up for the loss of Fred Robbins. Jason Pierre-Paul is a project player who as a rookie has the feel of a wonderful athlete but only an average football player. He needs much work. The Giants have no backup quarterback, having replaced David Carr with Jim Sorgi. If Eli Manning breaks down, this is a cellar-dwelling team. Otherwise, welcome to third place in the NFC East. Again.

18. Chicago: They were 7-9 despite the fact Jay Cutler threw 26 interceptions. Twenty-six interceptions! If new OC Mike Martz can get Cutler to cut that number in half, the Bears win 10 games this year. The expensive addition of Julius Peppers will work only if the player feels he has to live up to his salary -- something that hasn't always been the case. The return of linebacker Brian Urlacher will help but the release of Alex Brown remains a head-scratcher. Former Dolphins seventh-round pick Devin Aromashodu seems on the verge of stardom.

17. San Francisco: They added a future Pro Bowl player in Mike Iupati but reached badly for Anthony Davis. Safety Taylor Mays will remind the Bay Area of Ronnie Lott in the manner he hits, but definitely not in the manner he covers. The team also improved its return game by getting Ted Ginn for a fifth-round pick -- a good trade for them. But let's face it, the 49'ers look set at most of their positions save quarterback. If Alex Smith can finally become a solid NFL starter, this team wins its division. If Smith continues his roller coaster career, this team once again struggles to win eight games.

16. Pittsburgh: They want to go back to their old pounding running game personality because quarterback Ben Roethlisberger won't be around for at least four games and possibly up to six games. The addition of Maurkice Pouncey to the offensive line will help that. Santonio Holmes is gone so the air around his former hotel room on the road has cleared. But that means second year player Mike Wallace needs to become the star his rookie campaign suggested he could be. The defensive front and linebackers are solid but the cornerback play is still a concern despite the re-aquisition of Bryant McFadden.

15. Houston: Signing a kicker and former Dolphins offensive tackle Wade Smith in free agency, while losing standout cornerback Dunta Robinson is not the way to improve a team. The Texans seem to be forever treading water around the 8-8 mark and this year bodes no differently as the defense seems weakened by the loss of Robinson and coming suspension of Brian Cushing. The offense has made no significant improvement. Matt Schaub will once again have to throw for nearly 5,000 yards to keep the Texans above .500

14. Tennessee: They are counting on this draft to help immediately and last year's draft to finally help because it certainly didn't contribute much in 2009. The Titans are obviously also banking on Chris Johnson being able to continue his torrid rushing pace which could be a reach because he simply doesn't have the size to carry 720 times in two years -- particularly not if he sits out most of the offseason and preseason in a contract squabble. The picking of Derrick Morgan should deaden the pain of losing Kyle Vanden Bosch.

13. New England: I'm sure there will be angry e-mails from Massachusetts. Too bad. Tom Brady is still great, but honestly, he's not working as hard these days as he once did. Wes Welker probably will not be around early in the season and it might take a while before he's 100 percent. The team doesn't have an offensive coordinator or a defensive coordinator and that's just weird. The cornerback spot is still a weakness despite the selection of Devin McCourty in the first round. And the running game ... well, what running game?

12. Philadelphia: The good news: Brandon Graham will be 2010's defensive rookie of the year and he will not fail any drug tests. Nate Allen will be solid in the deep secondary and Ricky Sapp will seem like a bargain if the Eagles let him rush the passer on a situational basis. The bad news: One does not improve by getting rid of a great quarterback and sending him to a division rival. The bet here is Kevin Kolb will not have a better season in 2010 than McNabb had in 2009. And trading away Sheldon Brown will not result in a net gain.

11: Cincinnati: If Antonio Bryant stays healthy and tight end Jermaine Gresham, a tight end with deer speed, is recovered from his knee injury, the Bengals slow-developing offense will finally give quarterback Carson Palmer weapons to work with. The prediction here is that Jordan Shipley will also become a favorite of the veteran quarterback. Cincy's defense is intact and actually improved the depth at corner with the addition of Brandon Ghee. Adam "Pacman" Jones? Special teams help. Nothing more.

10: Miami: They've come a looong way this offseason. Seriously. The addition of Brandon Marshall means the Dolphins finally have a consistent playmaker in the passing game. Adding inside linebacker Karlos Dansby and moving Randy Starks to nose tackle will help solidify the run-defense that fell from No. 10 in 2008 to No. 18 last year. The secondary remains a major question mark with the free safety spot a huge concern. If Chad Henne develops into a top-tier quarterback, this team should be back in the playoffs. If he doesn't, 8-8 here we come.

9: New York Jets: Yeah, they're making Super Bowl noises but that's just what it is -- noise. The Jets didn't improve by switching out Thomas Jones and Leon Washington for Shonn Greene and LaDainian Tomlinson. They took a step back which isn't the best way for a running game to go. Their pass-rush, nearly non-existent last year, will be better with the addition of Jason Taylor, and Antonio Cromartie improves the secondary. But left guard is a concern as is at least one defensive end spot.

8: Minnesota: Will he? Won't he? And how is his ankle? All the questions about the Vikings revolve around Brett Favre and whether he'll play his 20th season or not. I believe he'll play. I also believe age will begin catching up to him. Simply, it is hard to expect another 33-TD, 4,200-yard season from a soon-to-be 41-year-old. The Vikings still have an excellent offensive line and running game and can bring pressure on defense, but they don't scare the elite teams with a diminished Favre or Tarvaris Jackson at QB.

7. San Diego: The Chargers upgraded by adding rookie running back Ryan Mathews, who will retrun dowhill running to the San Diego offense. But there is no visible upgrade in trading out Antonio Cromartie for Nathan Vashar and Donald Strickland, who are nothing more than backup players at this point. The idea of eliminating a player that's motivated only 75 percent of the time is a good one, but only when he's replaced by someone as talented and more motivated. The Chargers failed in that regard. This is still a highly talented roster, led by perhaps the NFL's best quarterback.

6. Dallas: The Cowboys have plenty of talent at all positions with the possible exceptions of left tackle and safety. Yes, Alex Barron is now in town and will compete with Doug Free to protect Tony Romo's blind side, but can he stay onside? The team cut Ken Hamlin, who is still on the market, but hasn't really replaced him. Owner Jerry Jones took a huge gamble in drafting Dez Bryant, who is clearly still out of shape after missing most of 2009 at Oklahoma State. But the kid has great potential and seems to be in the right place because he'll get advice from Michael Irvin.

5. Green Bay: The Packers needed to keep their talent early this offseason and did exactly that by re-signing offensive tackle Chad Clifton and rewarding playmaking safety Nick Collins. The other major assignment was shoring up the offensive line and GM Ted Thompson did that by selecting tackle workmanlike Bryan Bulaga with the first overall selection. The rookie might play at guard initially. The Packers are so solid they used their second and third round picks to address possible future needs. 

4. Atlanta: They have the franchise quarterback. Matt Ryan reminds of a young Tom Brady. The passing game and running game are in great hands. The secondary is better with the addition of Dunta Robinson. First round pick Sean Weatherspoon is going to be a star in the NFL someday and will be in sub packages as a rookie. The Falcons will also get an added punch by the return of 2009 first-round pick Peria Jerry to the lineup, after he missed all but two games with a knee injury. This team has the feel of a comer. 

3. Indianapolis: The left guard question remains and there are questions about the return to health of safety Bob Sanders and receiver Anthony Gonzalez. But the Colts don't seem to be sweating the Gonzalez injury based on the expected improvement of Pierre Garcon and Austin Collie. On defense, Colts fans are going to love Jerry Hughes and Pat Angerer, who might become core players on the defense for the next decade. Oh yeah, Peyton Manning is pretty good.

2. New Orleans: Charles Grant is gone, but younger, better Alex Brown replaced him. Running back Mike Bell also left via free agency but the bad news is the Saints might have to pass more. Let's face it, the only things that can derail this team are complacency or a wave of injuries. Quarterback Drew Brees is likely to work toward preventing the former. That latter is a matter of fate. 

1. Baltimore: Anquan Boldin gives them an answer for third-down and crunch passing situations. Donte Stallworth comes with a new view of life after spending the past year on suspension. They drafted talented tight ends Dennis Pitta and Ed Dickson to offer yet more large targets for quarterback Joe Flacco to hit -- assuming Todd Heap isn't on the field, of course. Derrick Mason is back. Ray Lewis and Ed Reed haven't slowed down. Terrell Suggs is healthy again. And while house-sized defensive tackle Haloti Ngata recovers from pectoral surgery, the Ravens will give lots of training camp snaps to condo-sized Cory Redding and mansion-sized Terrence Cody at defensive tackle. Oh, almost forgot, if Suggs and Jarret Johnson and Antwan Barnes aren't getting to the QB enough, the Ravens will probably throw top draft pick Sergio Kindle in the mix as well. They're loaded!

[BLOG NOTE: I'll be off until next Wednesday, so I'll post again then. You have plenty to chew on until then, I'm sure. And remember to read my Sunday column in The Herald or online at on the Herald site because it will explain why I ranked the Jets and Dolphins practically together.]


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I thought this was a football blog

Posted by: Supermike13 | May 17, 2010 at 02:01 PM

What made you think that?

The football blog has moved two doors down on the left.

We're discussing important things here, like Jesse Ventura, HAARP waves and fairy dust!


That West/LeBron's mom story is one of those that has to be true. I thought when I first heard it maybe LeBron's camp was trying to do damage control from the egg he laid at the end of the series. But I can't imagine them stooping to that level. So I assume it's true. It sure explains a lot of LeBron's lethargy towards the end of the series. In all my years of being a sports fan, I can't think of a crazier story, and to be honest, I don't know how that could possibly be topped. I don't. Makes you almost feel bad for LeBron, all the pressure in the world to win, an entire city resting it's hopes and prayers on his shoulders, and now this, I can't even imagine. Incredible

odinseye,that is two strikes for you already talking about nonfootball talk.do not make it three or four!


Thanks for the heads up!

Quentin Moses Rocks.

Hows that?

Keep talking that ish mark. U fittin get dealt wolf.

According to the Cleveland Plains Dealer Matt Roth is asking for a trade 5/17/10 edition.

odinseye,very boring,i like the other stuff better in the summer,or a little of both.


Omar reported last week that Misi and Anderson will be the front runners for strongside linebacker.

Who else do we got that can play strong side?

It's been reported, and rather obviously, that Wake will be given every oppurtunity to start at weakside, but still has to show alot to the coaches.

My point or question is, didn't Anderson play alot better on the weakside last year? The weak side being more important in my opinion, shouldn't Anderson compete there?
Is it because Moses can't play the strong side?

What's really going on?

Heard that Lebron's mom is cousins with Dez's mom, Mando, check this possible scoop..........

odinseye,the problem is you listened to a moron.omar kelly is a bump on a log.you might have well asked a tree stump or hillary clinton.ask jim mandich,he knows dolphinfootball.

Here are my projected Passing Stats for 2010, I think it's very Realistic:

QB Yards TD
Henne 4215 29

Marshall 1175 9
Bess 815 4
Hartline 535 5
Camarillo 310 1
Brown 435 2
Williams 375 2
Fasano 350 4
Others 220 2

I F _ C K _ N G knew it!

F _ C K _ N G Omar's making me look like an idiot!

What was I thinking? Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

How could I have trusted a guy named Omar?


I betcha Cleveland wishes it had a GM like Jeff Ireland now!

He would have nipped this little acorn in the bud.

Bootang, did you hear how it started? I'm with you, craziest story ever. But who's to blame? I mean, it's one thing if LeBron's mom came at West, but if West was going at the mom, wow, that's kind of disrespectful. Can you imagine if that happened with the Dolphins? The team cohesion would be shot. How do you handle that in the locker room. To see the guy everyday, hell, he might have seen him at her house. It's truly a sticky situation (no pun intended). I feel sorry for LeBron too. It's pretty embarrassing. Reminds me of "8 Mile" (Eminem movie where his high-school friend was dating his mom). That just sucks. I think LeBron's definitely out of Cleveland.

omar was working at7-11 usesd to get me big hot dogs and he had to put the chili on by myself.the sun sentinel got complaints of no minority reporters and bam no more hot dog schleping for omar.now he knows everything and will be the first to tell youso.ask him how to lift weights.nevermind, hernia after only two weeks trying.please listen to the mando,instead.


A story like that gotta be true.. Poor King James.

Sign Wade, Bosh and Bring the King on down so we can make it rain on South Beach.

The second half of this year looks crappy:

1) Dont get in the water, polluted with Oil
2) Dont eat Seafood = BP special
3) Dont eat Lettuce = E coli
4) Your Earthquake prediction for California

Hope the Dolphins make a run early.

Texans' Johnson is unhappy, holding out, wants a new contract. I don't care what it takes, if he's on the market, Miami should grab him, and then who cares WHAT our defense looks like (we'll have the best offense in the league, hands down).

Before you WR haters (and you know who you are) start biting my head off, I understand this will NEVER HAPPEN. Texans won't let him go, Dolphins might pursue but won't be willing to give up top dollar/draft picks, so it's a fairytale. But it's May 17th, this is the time to dream (and that's my wet dream right there, Johnson on one side, Marshall on the other, who do you double-team?).

The fins have to come out the gate swinging and set themselves up at 5-1 or 4-2.

There new Hybrid 3-4 Defense might take teams by surprise, a la , Wildcat.

Also, for those worried about Gerbil Wilson, he landed at the Bengals. Minimum Vet Salary.

Gotta be Top 5 Bust FA of all time


If Miami signs Wade, Bosh AND the King, I will change my basketball allegiance to the Heat for life!!

Unfortunately, for whatever reason, I'm only a Dolphins fan (my baseball/basketball teams are both the hometown teams, DC, and they both suck, so I never talk smack about either of those sports). But I'm a life-long Dolfan and that will never, ever change.

But it's May 17th, this is the time to dream (and that's my wet dream right there, Johnson on one side, Marshall on the other, who do you double-team?).

Posted by: DC Dolfan | May 17, 2010 at 02:55 PM

Wet dream?

Johnson on one side?

Marshall on the other?

Sounds like you're the one that gets double teamed!

DC, sorry to hear you had to endure the Agent Zero Debacle.

LOL at Odinseye

If we can make it through week 9 with at least 5 wins, we are in great shape, as far as winning the division goes. Anything under 5 wins takes us out of the division race, and will have us battling for a wild card spot. There are very few things we can legitimately gripe at the Trifecta about, but an 0-2 and 0-3 start is one of them. The Buffalo game needs to not only be a win, but a resounding win as well. Set the tone early, give us something to build off of.

DC, This is where you and I are polar opposites, Your wet dream consists of a sweaty 6 foot four man where I Dream of a 5ft 3 blond with perky breast........but thats just me bro....to each his own......

Great news. We get to play Gibril this year. Ocho probably cannot wait to get to camp.

Beating Minnesota on the road would be quite a statement. We will definitely find out about our D.

look for Marshall to have a career day....

Yeah, funny guys. I guess I walked into that. It's my FOOTBALL wet dream (not in a sexual context). But you all know how killer it would be if the starting 2010 Dolphins WR's are Brandon Marshall and Andre Johnson. There's 2 of them and only 1 Revis. Henne wouldn't have to be Brees to make that work, he'd just need to throw the ball up in the air.

Waterboy, I'm done with Gilbert. He's hurt every (almost) season, not a team player, has a strange attitude, and then the whole gun thing. I'd rather just cut him, but they want something for him, so are trying to dump him off on some team. Good news is our owner died (good character/did lots for the community guy, horrible talent acquisition guy), and so now the team will probably be bought by Ted Leonsis (also owns the Capitals, who are pretty good). So DC might be doing good things in basketball very, very soon.

As we all know too well Cuban, Gibril cannot tackle. Look for BMarsh to drag him down the field if he can first catch him.

Reality Check!

OLB is one of the most important and unsettled positions on our team right now.

Are we really going in with Wake and Moses battling for weakside and Misi and Anderson battling for the other?

Is this a stellar quartet?

Can these four handle it?

Is this all we got?

If I were an opposing DC, I would be testing this right off the bat. I would be running for the edge early and often.

As we all know too well Cuban, Gibril cannot tackle. Look for BMarsh to drag him down the field if he can first catch him.

Posted by: Rickm | May 17, 2010 at 03:30 PM

I can almost picture it on sportscenter......

Not Only Is Philip Merling Going to Have To Beat Out Jared Odrick
Believe Sparano Has Also Had Words Recently with Merling
Went something like this:

Holy Jesus! What is that? What the Hell is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE MERLING?!
Private Merling: Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Sparano: A jelly doughnut?!
Private Merling: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sparano: How did it get here?
Private Merling: Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir!
Gunnery Sparano: Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Merling?
Private Merling: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sparano: Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sparano: And why not, Private Pyle?
Private Merling: Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!
Gunnery Sparano: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Pyle!
Private Merling: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sparano
: Then why did you hide a jelly doughnut in your foot locker, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, because I was hungry, sir!
Gunnery Sparano: Because you were hungry?
[Sergeant Sparano starts to walk down the line of recruits, with the jelly doughnut still at hand.]
Gunnery Sergeant Sparano: Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon! I have tried to help him, but I have failed! I have failed because you have not helped me! You people have not given Private Merling the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle screws up, I will not punish him, I will punish all of you! And the way I see it, ladies, you owe me for one jelly doughnut! Now, get on your faces!
[The other recruits get in front-leaning-rest position.]
Gunnery Sparano: [to Pyle] Open your mouth!
[He shoves the jelly doughnut into Merlings's mouth.]
Gunnery Sparano: They're paying for it, you eat it!

Off Season Humor by
Homey D. Clown

Home In Da House

Home, Who was smearing your good name earlier????

Armando & Miami Herald know the truth
This person is only ruining the blog again

Not My Fault

***** The Dynasty Be Fins! *****


How do we know you're the real Home?

How do we really know if the real Home hasn't been abducted and replaced by an Alien Imposter?

Quick! Who waas the first President of the United States?

The guy with the wooden teeth
Leon Washington
.....meant George W


Did U See Full Metal Jacket?

Private Pyle

man the ravens are gonna be nasty! but I really do look for the phins to break out and do big things this season

You mean it was'nt George Jefferson????His wifes name was Weezee Right????

Ha HA!

Do not try my patience. IMPOSTER!

Everyone knows the first president of the United States was really Mayer Amschel Rothschild!

Dont get him started Odin............

Have been asked not discuss those matters odin

New Topic:

Miami Dolphins will play football on the football field

Score more points than the opponent and they win

Less points they lose

It will be fun

Have a nice day, Dolfans


Then you're my new target.

Have you ever came home so drunk that you turned on the Jefferson's, only to find yourself thinking: Man would I like to bury my face between those BaZonga's?


It's OK. It's just a metter of context.

Allow me to demonstrate.

I wonder if ole Prescott Bush ever played ball with John D. Rockerfella?

Boy, I betcha those two would have made a heck of a team.

Wink, wink!

Using your brain and dismissing mainstream media dumbed down news as misinformation is currently unacceptable odin
Please take the new vaccination of chemicals into your babies blood stream and move along
Nothing to see here

Go Dolphins!

Didn'T Yogi Berra say"The team that scores the most points usually wins"?????

Gunnery Sergeant Sparano: Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Miami Dolphins. You're part of a brotherhood. From now on until the day you die, wherever you are, every Dolfan is your brother. Most of you will go to the Playoffs. Some of you will not come back. But always remember this: Miami Dolphins Die. That's what we're here for. But the Miami Dolphins Organization lives forever. And that means YOU live forever.

Now Kill!!!

Offseason Humor by
Homey D. Clown

Share this quote


It Is Me Aloco
Notice I Have Not Insulted Myself Yet LOL

***** The Dynasty Be Fins! *****


Well Played.

When confronted by a dysfunctional Creep.....Blast
Him With SARCASM!!!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: If you ladies leave my football field, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian crap. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Miami Dolphin Corp. Do you maggots understand that?

Offseason Humor by
Homey D. Clown

Gunnery Sergeant Sparano To New Miami Dolphins Franchise QB Chad Heene:
Henne: [chanting] This is my football. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My football is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my football is useless. Without my football, I am useless. I must fire my football true. I must throw straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must throw before he kills me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my football and myself are defenders of The Miami Dolphin Dynasty, I am the master of my enemy. So be it, until there is no enemy and I lay my football down, Amen.

Offseason Humor by
Homey D. Clown


Take Care Dolfans and ......

***** The Dynasty Be Fins! *****

The Original

welcome back!nice job today,home.

Stewart = Home


PLEASE GO AWAY .............

What happened? Everybody left the subject of the Fins. You are driving us away from this website. You are ruining things here for people who want to discuss the Fins. I ask friends if they enter comments in the blog. They say no because there are a bunch of A-holes discussing things outside of the Fins. If this is what you want the blog to be so be it. You are spoiling this for Fins fans. We do not care about the end of the world or equating coach sparano w military commanders. You should think about heading to some right or left wing political blog and leave this blog for real fins fans. What do you think? I am afraid to hear your reactions.

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