I have a problem and it isn't the score of this game right now, which is 10-7 in favor of the Bills.
Here's my problem: The Dolphins are in playoff contention. They are aware they must come out breathing a combination of fire and sulfuric acid because, they should know, they are still in playoff contention despite the fact they stink at home.
So what happens?
The team comes out in a trance in the first quarter. They have no energy in the second quarter. And they fall behind 10-0.
Oh, wake up call!
So that's what it takes? You have to fall behind to the 3-10 Buffalo Bills to decide to start playing?
Horrible.
I assume the Dolphins are awake now. Brandon Marshall has five catches for 52 yards. Ronnie Brown has a TD run. Yeremiah Bell leads the team with four tackles and Bennie Sapp has an interception.
One hopes the team doesn't go back to sleep in the locker room at halftime.







tony mcdaniel is playing very well. Of course, the buffalo OL stinks.
Posted by: Armando Salguero | December 19, 2010 at 02:55 PM
Does that count for pass rushing as well, cuz i must be watching another game, all i see is fitspatrick carving them up.
Posted by: superPHIN | December 19, 2010 at 02:57 PM
COWHER!!! COWHER!!! COWHER!!!
Posted by: Earl | December 19, 2010 at 02:58 PM
Any team can beat Miami if they score two touchdowns...
Posted by: jed | December 19, 2010 at 02:58 PM
We're done.
Posted by: zaphod | December 19, 2010 at 02:58 PM
Anyone know why Jones started ahead of Clemons?
Posted by: drfletcherdc | December 19, 2010 at 02:58 PM
Cowher's top 2 choices are the Giants and Dolphins. Eli Manning or Chad Henne?hmmmmmm. Wouldn't hold your breath Dol-fans. No amount of money can even that choice out.
Posted by: Jon | December 19, 2010 at 02:58 PM
If this drive ends in a Buffalo TD, the game is over.
Posted by: The New Kid | December 19, 2010 at 02:58 PM
Wow, we need a QB like that!
Posted by: d-dense | December 19, 2010 at 02:58 PM
How bout that balance for Buffalo? Aaaahhh to have a good OC..
Posted by: robbyhernz | December 19, 2010 at 02:58 PM
Oh my god. That just happened.
Posted by: jweamer | December 19, 2010 at 02:58 PM
This game is over we will never be able to score
Posted by: jlwesq | December 19, 2010 at 02:58 PM
And now both Miami CBs are officially playing poorly today.
Posted by: Armando Salguero | December 19, 2010 at 02:58 PM
Yeah Mando fi the app. We're paying for this thing. Free works, but pay doesn't.
Posted by: popncaps551 | December 19, 2010 at 02:59 PM
why are we so bad on third down on both sides?
Posted by: inimounts | December 19, 2010 at 02:55 PM
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I don't know but I bet it's the same reason the Fins suck on first and second downs.
Posted by: Tony Soprano is not my cousin | December 19, 2010 at 02:59 PM
I confess, and I hate saying this..........I REALLY like Fitzie.
A HahVad Grad w/ balls....AND an arm.......nice combo
Posted by: The Seer | December 19, 2010 at 02:59 PM
love it. this is the offcial end of sprano. cannot wait till end of season to see who new coach will be
Posted by: bill_cnnrs@yahoo.com | December 19, 2010 at 02:59 PM
Following today, nobody is going to have time to bash Henning because Henne and Sparano will be getting attacked full force.
Posted by: deytreder | December 19, 2010 at 02:59 PM
GAME OVER, SEASON OVER, FIRE SPARANO, GET COWHER!!!
Posted by: Earl | December 19, 2010 at 02:59 PM
Smith is having a horrible day 17-7 when are we going to put in Thigpen?
Posted by: David | December 19, 2010 at 02:59 PM
U can blame henning he does suck but without a qb we can't do anything
Posted by: jlwesq | December 19, 2010 at 02:59 PM
I think the Biffalo O Line is actually pretty good . . . certainly better than our swinging gate.
Posted by: Angry Elf | December 19, 2010 at 02:59 PM
Turn out the lights, the party is over.
Who should Miami draft?
Posted by: jed | December 19, 2010 at 02:59 PM
now it seems like an insurmountable lead. our offense is freaking terrible. its a must win game and we are playing like we already clenched a spot. it makes me sick.
Posted by: dave | December 19, 2010 at 02:59 PM
Like i said, with a team playing for nothing against a team playing for everything....US being the team playing for NOTHING!!!!!
Posted by: superPHIN | December 19, 2010 at 03:00 PM
Is Ryan Fitzpatrick a free agent? He looks like a huge upgrade over Henne
Posted by: drfletcherdc | December 19, 2010 at 03:00 PM
These Fins are done - what a complete lack of effort all around!! Fire the fist pumper immediately!!
Posted by: Jet Hater | December 19, 2010 at 03:00 PM
Fuchin pathetic.Our D sucks just as bad as our O
Posted by: beerndrums | December 19, 2010 at 03:00 PM
Remember we don't have a second round pick
Posted by: jlwesq | December 19, 2010 at 03:00 PM
Nelson looks like Mr. Clayton!!!!
The fact that Marshall does not is a testament to whom???
Remember Marshall was a beast in Denver no matter who was throwing him the ball!!!
Posted by: Phintastic | December 19, 2010 at 03:00 PM
Sean smith sucks.
Posted by: shaggy | December 19, 2010 at 03:00 PM
we are about to be put out to pasture. by the bills. at home. what a surprise.
because check this: henne cannot fourth quarter comeback. he can only fourth quarter collapse. and ive loved him since a fresh at michigan. time to clear out all of our qbs.
Posted by: inimounts | December 19, 2010 at 03:00 PM
this is awesome. this is what we had to had happen. we will get a new staff now which is huge.
Posted by: bill_cnnrs@yahoo.com | December 19, 2010 at 03:00 PM
Dolphins offense is the definition of pathetic
Posted by: jed | December 19, 2010 at 03:00 PM
AJon--NYG but Coughlin ain't going no place, so.........
@Billcnnrs.....Why must we wait. December 19th or 20th seems like an auspicious time for a big announcement.
Posted by: The Seer | December 19, 2010 at 03:01 PM
Fittzy can actually read a D and make adjustments unlike our terrible QB
Posted by: cowkilla | December 19, 2010 at 03:01 PM
Yeah mando fix the app we pay, everyone else uses it fo free!
Posted by: d-dense | December 19, 2010 at 03:01 PM
with henning and henne running out O, I believe this game might be over...
Posted by: el coach | December 19, 2010 at 03:01 PM
lets get this over with and move on from this regime.
Posted by: austin | December 19, 2010 at 03:01 PM
I think we're like 2-6 in games where we had to score 2 touchdowns or more to win it. Lol.
Posted by: Sergio | December 19, 2010 at 03:01 PM
The Bills are possibly the league's worst road team, and they're a very bad team overall. And even they can come into Miami and get a win.
Unbelievable.
Posted by: The New Kid | December 19, 2010 at 03:01 PM
What is sad is Buffalo may have a better looking future than us...QB situation better, RB's better, WR's equal, OL better, coaching equal at least...
Posted by: KS | December 19, 2010 at 03:01 PM
Steve Johnson + Ryan Fitzpatrick-why aren't they Dolphins?
Posted by: David | December 19, 2010 at 03:01 PM
This is officially the worst Miami offense I have ever seen. Where's Cleo Lemon when you need him?
Posted by: deytreder | December 19, 2010 at 03:01 PM
If Im Steven Ross, I am on the phone tonite to see what it takes to get Cower. We will finish 8-8 this season and playing like this today we dont even belong in the playoffs.
Posted by: NM Phin Fan | December 19, 2010 at 03:01 PM
Thus team has quit
Posted by: jlwesq | December 19, 2010 at 03:01 PM
This is a conspiracy started by partial owners Serena and Venus Williams, who are looking for a new career....
Posted by: Tony Soprano is not my cousin | December 19, 2010 at 03:02 PM
dave, and the other few. get over it man, there was never any shot at playoffs. a loss here helps this franchise way more than a meaningless win would of today. helps our draft and sprano is now done.
Posted by: bill_cnnrs@yahoo.com | December 19, 2010 at 03:02 PM
i would like to draft ryan mallet. he is young, but he is the right size, right arm, and arkansas will fall apart without him.
Posted by: inimounts | December 19, 2010 at 03:02 PM
I say just play the Wildcat offense the rest of the game.
Posted by: jed | December 19, 2010 at 03:02 PM
Hes back
Posted by: popncaps551 | December 19, 2010 at 03:02 PM
Wish I had a time machine, so I could put Henne and Sean Smith on the Titanic or flight 93.
Posted by: Jon | December 19, 2010 at 03:02 PM
Ugh!
Posted by: Jay-Mo | December 19, 2010 at 03:02 PM
Hurry up offense!! Change it up!! BE UNPREDICTABLE!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: robbyhernz | December 19, 2010 at 03:02 PM
Jason Allen just got an INT
Posted by: DEFinFan | December 19, 2010 at 03:02 PM
I didn't leave permanently. I just had to go vomit for a couple of minutes. I'm back now.
Posted by: Armando Salguero | December 19, 2010 at 03:02 PM
i mean, henne gets the ball first and 10 at the 50 and takes a sack on first down. how do you win with an idiot like that at quarterback?
Posted by: austin | December 19, 2010 at 03:02 PM
@NM:
Use Dan Marino as "backchannel diplomat" to sell Cowher on Ross & franchise.
Posted by: The Seer | December 19, 2010 at 03:02 PM
NYG are going to win the NFC East. You don't fire the HC after that.
That moves Miami to Cowher's #1 spot!!!
Posted by: yo | December 19, 2010 at 03:02 PM
and yes we already knew offense was awful. but the defense is a joke today to. bills throwing all over them, awful secondary. please bring me cowher or gruden
Posted by: bill_cnnrs@yahoo.com | December 19, 2010 at 03:02 PM
IMS write,
I have to totally disagree. the one thing all great teams and QB's have in common is a good O-line.
Even the great hall of fame P Manning has had serious struggles with his makeshift O-line.
I have read some if only we had M Ryan nonsense today.
Ryan would have been destroyed by the Henning prevent offense, Sparano instilling nothing but fear and injured by this inept O-line.
This Line has not been able to make a good pocket for three years.
Football is won and lost on the line of scrimmage.
Posted by: Oregon Dolphin fan | December 19, 2010 at 03:02 PM