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Brandon Marshall: 'It's too calm' around the Dolphins

Brandon Marshall hasn't been on the field since the Chicago game two weeks ago. He hasn't been in the end zone but once this season.

The guy's obviously bored. (I know the feeling, by the way as I cover team mediocre.)

Anyway, Marshall today said his hamstring that has kept him out of the line is "feeling fine" so that suggests he'll be playing Sunday against Cleveland. What he does with that opportunity is unclear because Marshall wants to make it unpredictable.

"I've been thinking of other ways where I can push the envelope without getting penalties or getting fined," Marshall said while talking about the taunting penalty he got for playfully tossing a caught ball at former Denver teammate Jay Cutler two weeks ago. "I got to get creative. I've been too boring this year.

"Of course, I got only one touchdown, but If I get in the end zone, I need to do some celebration or something. Do something. Any ideas, let me know. Just give me something. Something! I don't know, say something. Spark some controversy. It's too calm."

OK, you heard the man. He wants suggestions of what he should do to stir things up a bit. Get to it, people!

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i agree w/ everyone else, it doesnt matter unless you get in the endzone instead of just dreaming about it. Marshalls been dreaming the whole season, time to wake up and make it reality. Although im not impartial to seeing him jump into the crowd and throwing up a big 305 sign w/ his fingers, even though we know he reps Orlando and Pitt

finfan4life,

I asked Sparano if he ever gets a chance to read the blog. He answered that he does so religiously. He stipulated that he mostly skims through, but he does have his favorites.

He then posed a question to me as follows:

These Haarpy Rays are scary huh? I've had a bunker built here at Dolphins Central, but I just feel stupid when I put on my tinfoil helmet.

What do I like about Home?

I like when he's absent. His periodic absence really makes me happy.

MARK, DID YOU EVER THOUGHT OF OPENING YOUR HEART AND MIND TO HIM ?

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(I know the feeling, by the way as I cover team mediocre.)"

god you're annoying. Pobrecita gets to cover an NFL team for a living, but only a MEDIOCRE one!

Waaaaahhhhnnn!

Best wishes this Winter Solstice!

I wonder why nobody here has been talking about Patrick Hillis and Clevelands offensive line?

If Dansby was limited last week and Crowders out, is Hillis starting to drool already?

Clevelands o-line is average in size, but left tackle Joe Thomas and center Alex Mack both play at a pro bowl level.

How does our D match up with them?

Dear Mr. Salguero

Rumors are spreading here on the blog that when Home is away he makes one's heart seem to grow fonder...am I understanding these posts correctly ?

I never seem to get things right :(

Soiled :)

Where is Home?
I miss that nut, too.

children complain about home and then talk about the weather or complain some more. funny, to me there is no one like home.

Tell him to shut up and earn his check. Bored? Are you kidding me? I love the fact that we went out and got this guy, but put it on film Beast. Put it on our film.

Home's periodic absences are due to the fact that like 'rec' time in the yard at prison, the patients at the nut house are only allowed a certain amount of time on the computer.

Perhaps this explains the huge number of posts- gotta get the most out of your rec time Homie?

Dear Mr. Shitty Draws

Are we related ...Do you know Betty Poop or Steve Shittermanagain

Soiled :)

Dear Mr. Bottoms,

I saw that you posted your "formula" the other day. It was of no consequence. I still can't figure out how you do it.

PS: What's with all the new luggage?

i think you are all social experiments in a blog study being completed by home. So far, you have all failed and home has gotten his desired result. notice home does not cry or complain much, he just keeps on keeping on. anybody really know much about chemtrails,new world order,illuminati or fema camps before the home informed us between his self observant dolphin posts. No you did not. Thank Home and love your little homey. Did you complainers watch the Davonne Bess new NFL films video home recommended yesterday. I did and it was awesome. Thank you, home.

Dear Homes,

My rants on mythological Odinseye and Ahalla are just as rididculous as my drunken rage and blowing my guns of to kill gigantic black bears.
How about Odin Technology or my song lyrics?
Who gives a Tin Pan?

When home is not here he's checking himself for probes.

Mark, Do you have any more news on freaking soccer in the year 2024? or any more stock news?
Bunch of hypocrites.
Take the soccer and shove it up your pukey, pasty, little,Canadian Arse, this is a football blog!

Jacob, I mean Homes, that's all you do is cry about things.

Your fallback position of a social experiment, is just more of the same. Delusions of grandeur. Sooner or later your going to be forced to take a good long, serious look in the mirror.

You are right about one thing though, there's no one like Home, well, except Chicken Little!

MR,SOILED......PLEASE ADDRESS MR FINHEAVEN .

i am not Home.Retard from the woods.You should have been banned long ago.Now go spend your food stamp money i provided you, loser.

Odinseye, give me your real name and i`ll take away your welfare benefits.you drunken little parasite.

Odin, I think Big Paul can handle Alex Mack or at least battle him to a draw. Big Paul has played a very good NT for us ethis year and kind of saved the DL after Starks' regressiona nd Odrick's injury.

Without Homes,
I run out of things football to talk about!
Going plowing for cash!
Going to rip off the welfare system, again.
It`s all I know!

Home, another example of being a collosal loser!! Go kill yourself already and relieve the American taxpayers of having to support your pitiful existence.

Mark,
I don`t think Home is on welfare. lmao.
I have seen pictures of him on other blogs and he was dripping in gold chains, rings, etc.
Another picture Home is wearing a Rolex submariner.

They make gold coloured tinfoil now?

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H o m e... IS

Julian Assange!


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.
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...or at least he wishes he was :)
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The whole tinfoil thing was like the other blogger said, a social blog experiment of some kind.
Home is about blond haired, tanned 5 ft 10 and 185 lbs. The dude is in shape if that was him in fact in those pictures on the other blog. He looks like a weight lifting surfer dude. There was a picture of him at Dolphin training camp on the Sun Sentinel paper and saw tons of close up photops he took at training camp with players and coaches. Too bad he acts like a flake sometimes.

MY LUNCH;

LEEK SOUP
PRIME RIB PESTO
COFFE W/BISCOTTI

Dear Homes. I mean Jacob. I mean capital 0 odinseye:

If the illuminati took out JFK and the admiral fella, and they can direct their HAARP rays anywhere on earth, why are you still around?

Dear Homes. I mean Jacob. I mean capital 0 odinseye:


Are these FEMA camps you speak of run by the same FEMA whose response to Hurricane Katrina was so pathetic that they managed only to hand out debit cards and trailers to those in need of food, water and shelter?

The same FEMA that is so poorly organized and administered that they werent able to monitor and prevent all the bruthas from using those debit cards to buy super bowl tickets, go on cruises, go to titty bars, etc?

This is the same FEMA that has information on all Americans and is preparing to round us up and put us in camps?

I guess they've come along way since 2005.

Or maybe you're just an idiot.

I'm the "other Blogger'
.
.

HOME IS LIKE A SPECIAL AGENT BLOGGER.HARD TO KILL.
BESIDES THE ENEMY IS HENNING AND THE 50 MILLION DOLLAR GUY.HOME IS A HUG DOLPHIN FAN.

NICE,FAKE ALOCO @ 1;03

New World Order and Fema was hoping those undesirables would die, that is why they steered the hurricane right to them.No help, why help planet of the apes?

How many free cards did you get welfare man, Odinseye?

Homes you don`t know they wanted to kill the folks in the welfare belt.
Going plowing, don`t mind the man behind the curtain!

Home-

I can understand why you'd type under multiple names, it's fun- heck even i do it (Florence Nightengale, tapeworm, Buttplug, etc.)

Type under all the names you want, my friend. You're still an idiot.

By the way, where in south florida do you live? I'd like to make sure we're not neighbors (got a couple crazies in my 'hood), cuz when the illuminati/new world order/FEMA/stupid police come lookin for ya with their HAARP rays, i dont want to be a casualty ;)

I AM SITTING IN A COFFE SHOP AND THE WAITER ASKED ME IF I WANT THE PORK SPECIAL ..... I LOOKED AT HIM THEN HE SAID , OK NO PORK .

Actually...

H O M E
is like a R-E-A-L-L-Y
retarded and incompetent version of Julian Assange.
.
.

Ok...fine
'Mentally Challenged'!
.
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SURPRISE ,,,,,,,,,,,, JHON GRUDEN WAS NOT INTERSTED IN THE UM JOB BUT...................HE TRIED TO GET HIS YOUNGER BROTHER HIRED ............................... NO SHAME ,NO SHAME TODAY .

Butt plug wanna be Patriot/aka Homes

While you hide in Moms basement and preach the gospels of Saint Chicken Little over the internet, us real Patriots up here in Hiawatha are ready for action.

I'm not talking about make believe and haarpy rays. I'm talking about REAL survivalists that are well prepared for most NATURALS disasters and or ANY type of contingencies.

Punk wanna be non patriots like you couldn't lick the mud of my Gortex Boots!

By the way, you think you could get those weather machines to hit us with a few more Blizzards before Christmas? My kids want some new rifles.

Keep tippity tapping away at your computer you Meth Head wanna be patriot.

If you are tired of your BORING and MEDIOCRE job, PLEASE hang it up and call it quits. You will not here one complaint from the peanut gallery.

You are literally the joke/laughing stock of Dolphin nation.

Do us a favor and be bored at home, not spewing out the first bit of trash that forms in your MEDIOCRE cranium.

This blog gets real weird sometimes. I'm not a conspiracy theorist. However, I make it a point not to believe a thing unless it can be corroborated. If you believe anything you read/see on the Internet as fact, you should get your head checked.

Why are people getting on Mando for speaking the truth. He said he covers a mediocre team. Can ANYONE dispute that as not the case in the last 2 decades? ANYONE remember the last Playoff appearance before '08? ANYONE remember the last time we were in the Playoffs in consecutive years?

It's NOT wrong to speak the truth. As much as we hate to say it, Miami is/has been recently, a mediocre team. We're 1 game above .500. Stop watching the West Coast thinking, "see, we're not that bad." That's NOT where we wanna be. We want to be 9-2. Elite. We're not. Mando is just telling it like it is, and you babies can't handle the truth!

DC, you want the truth?!??!?!

We will make the playoffs at the expense of the NYJ if they lose to the Pats this weekend!

HOME

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

After B-Marsh scores he should grab some grass, preferrably the white spray painted ones and throw it up into the air like LeBron does before each game!

Homie

The only thing you have to FEAR is FEAR itself

OK I just turned on Marshall with this article. His IQ has to be below 80. Trade him.

Home

Don't do anything at all

Just be a good little boy and stay in your dark cramped basement

ALL ALONE


I didn't initially realize why Denver gave up Marshall so cheaply. I do now. On the field he's good, but he has that same "ME" mentality that plagues TO and Ocho-stinko.

It's just disappointing to read an interview where he's saying that HE'S been to boring. and HE needs to do something when he gets in the end zone. It's all about HIM instead of being about the team. I hope the Dolphins can trade him for two 2nd rounders.

R.BROWN WILL BE THE 3 QB ON SUNDAY IF NEEDED .

Where did Homes go?

Meanwhile, in a Biker Bar somewhere in the South East:

Can I get a Dime for a Nickle and owe you three, cause I only got two dollars?

No!

Come on man, please? When I get my check next month I'll hook you up!

No!

Oh man, please don't make me get on my knees AGAIN!

What are the cap ramifications of releasing Marshall or trading him this offseason for whatever we can get? I am already tired of him. Give me guys like Bess, Hartline, Wallace, and Moore any day as they are hungry and not a distraction like BM. In retrospect, we should have traded for Boldin because even though he is older, I think he only cost the Ravens a #2 pick as opposed to two of them.

Oh by the way Armando, if you get too bored covering the Dolphins, you can resign and get a $11.00/hour job here in the minus 20 degree freezer here at work. Be thankful for what you have and stop sticking your foot in your mouth.

Wow, that's the first I've heard of just flat out releasing him!

At this point I think the trade Marshall talk is a ridiculous knee jerk reaction to the kid struggling a little with his third offense in four years.

I'd rather speculate on his more immediate future here in Miami. Like say, the next 5 games.

You never know with these young guys. Henne sat out a game with an injury and it seems to have worked wonders for him.

I REALLY THNKS DOBBINS IS BETTER THAN CROWDER .

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