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The definitive look at the remaining QB possibilities

The Dolphins will address their need to add a quarterback to the roster once the league year begins and free agency and trades are allowed. That isn't speculation.

The Dolphins will do this because they could not find a quarterback in the draft they were willing to take when they were on the clock.

“Well I think we’ll have to look in free agency if we’re going to do that," general manager Jeff Ireland said. "Certainly we’ll look at all the quarterbacks in depth and (you know) the board didn’t fall right for us to pick up a quarterback. I didn’t feel like we were desperate for one and so we didn’t adjust our board to try to go after one. We stuck with our board and let it fall as it did.”

In a perfect world, the Dolphins would be able to find a player that could be a franchise caliber quarterback. there is really only one of those in the group that is likely to be available. His name is Carson Palmer. If Palmer doesn't become available, and the chances are good he will not, the Dolphins have to get creative and lower their expectations all at once.

What follows is an extensive look at the quarterbacks who are likely to be available and what their situation looks like. I present to you the signal-callers in order of how likely each player would be the answer for the quarterback-hungry Dolphins.

Carson Palmer: I told you in mid March that Dolphins sources were telling me he would be their No. 1 option if he becomes available and at the right time. The Cincinnati Bengals own his rights. He hates the idea of going back to Cincy to a degree that he's promised to retire if he's not traded. The Bengals have said they will not trade him, but they also have obviously moved on -- picking Andy Dalton in the second round of last week's draft. So perhaps the Bengals stick to their word. And perhaps they try to get something for Palmer. It could be nothing. It could be everything! If the Bengals put Palmer on the market, I report to you the Dolphins will be in line to get him. But even if that happens, other teams might also be in line, including Seattle and Arizona. Palmer has stated he'd like to play on the west coast. Seattle coach Pete Carroll coached him at USC. One small bit of trivia: Palmer's agent was also Dan Marino's agent back in the day. Don't know what that means, or if its too much information but I want to share as much with you as possible.

Marc Bulger: He will be starting his 11th NFL season in 2011. He was once considered among the most accurate and most-gifted quarterbacks in the NFL. That was circa 2004-2006. That was also when he was playing behind a solid offensive line and with some talent around him. But the Rams declined as the talent around Bulger aged and disappeared. So he declined. He got beat up and seemed beat down when I saw him play against Miami in 2008. He was bailing out of the pocket. He was rushing his throws. He had happy feet. Bulger was injured in 2009 and then signed a one-year free agent contract with the Ravens in 2010. He did not throw a pass in a game. Some people believe that year off served as a rehab of sorts for Bulger -- a time to heal and find himself again. He will be on the market. And there will be takers because Arizona, for one, might see him as a reclamation project similar to the one they undertook with Kurt Warner -- which worked out pretty well. I believe if the Dolphins cannot get Palmer, Bulger will be their second target. Not anything anyone has whispered to me. Speculation. But it is logical. The Dolphins can sign Bulger for a year or two and offer him a chance to win a starting job. If he beats out Henne, so be it. If he doesn't, he sits. Arizona might be able to offer him the starting job outright. We'll see.

Kyle Orton: He is limited. He is also under contract in Denver. This would have to involve a trade. That would mean the Broncos would have to be willing to get rid of a security blanket. It would signal that club president John Elway is handing the keys to the franchise to Tim Tebow. I don't know that Denver would be ready to do that in the offseason. Elway might want to wait until a training camp competition decides matters. If Elway is convinced Tebow is going to be his quarterback, he might want to get rid of Orton to avoid a QB controversy and also to save Orton's salary and and get compensation for Orton in return. That's not really a situation the Dolphins or any other outside team can really drive. 

Matt Flynn: He is never, ever, ever going to play in Green Bay unless something happens to Aaron Rodgers. So the Packers might be willing to part with this youngster (and winner) for the right draft pick compensation. He played when Rodgers was injured last season. He had a nice performance (3 TD, 1 INT) versus the Patriots in a 31-27 loss. It was his only start of the season. The case for Flynn is simple: He played collegiately in the Southeastern Conference and helped LSU win the national title. He's been very well coached in Green Bay. He's only 25 years old which suggests he could be part of the future. But ... He's unproven and moreso than Henne. He has played in the West Coast offense and the Dolphins don't run that. If the Dolphins are looking at the QB spot with a view of the future, this might be a good move. If they want someone for right now, and aren't eager to give up even modest draft picks, this isn't the move.

Kerry Collins: If this was 2001 instead of 2011, Collins would make great sense. But Collins is 38 years old now and there is no knowing how much he has left in the tank. I'd say he's a good option as a veteran backup that can pick up a game or two in a crisis. But compete to win the job? that is seriously hoping against hope. So why is Collins on this list? He's still got a great arm. He's good in the locker room. He's a professional. He has no off-the-field issues. To me, he makes perfect sense back at Tennessee where he can tutor Jake Locker. I assume that will be his preference. But you never know. He's one of the few guys on this list that isn't exclusively a West Coast offense quarterback.

Matt Hasselbeck: He was amazing in the postseason, throwing seven TDs and and only one INT. I don't know if he was finally healthy. I don't know if he was playing for a new contract. I don't know if the 35-year-old took a drink from the Fountain of Youth. Whatever, Hasselbeck positioned himself into being valuable to someone in free agency. Don't get too excited. Before he played a Pro Bowl player in the playoffs, Hasselbeck was bad in the regular season -- throwing 12 TDs and 17 INTs. That's really no upgrade in stats over what Henne offered the Dolphins. Hasselbeck is and has always been a classic West Coast offense guy, which is not a great fit for Miami's offense. Can the old dog learn a new offense? Will he want to? And would he want to come to a mediocre team in Miami for what might be the end of his career?

Kevin Kolb: He lost the starting job to Michael Vick last season and could now be expendable. The Eagles are expected to entertain trade offers. There are rumors the San Francisco 49ers covet Kolb. There are other reports the Arizona Cardinals will be players in the derby for his services if and when the Eagles open the market for him. I see Arizona as his most likely landing spot. I don't see the Dolphins participating to any degree because the price for him will be higher than any other QB on the trade market -- higher than Palmer, if Cincy budges -- because of his age. But that high price comes with limited experience. He has played 19 games in four years. He has 11 career TDs and 14 career INTs. There are NFL people that see him as a sure thing. There are NFL people that see him as a question mark. The detractors also say Kolb is more suited for a West Coast offense. It's what he knows. It suits his skill set. The Dolphins do not use the West Coast offense.

Vince Young: The Titans are parting ways with their former first-round draft pick. That should give you pause. It would be the second Titans coaching staff that would be comfortable with the idea of getting rid of Young. That should give you pause. And, ultimately, the separation is not really a matter of performance on Young's part but rather because of his locker room and off-the-field and personal dealings with coaches and teammates. That, again, should really give pause. Finally, on the field, Vince Young has been a winner but not really spectacular. Young has played 54 games. He's thrown 42 touchdowns. And 42 interception. I don't see how this makes sense.

Donovan McNabb: What happened? Two years ago he was a really good player. But much like other Philadelphia quarterbacks that go to other teams, McNabb suddenly stunk, throwing more interceptions than touchdowns for the first time in his career. Should McNabb become available, the Redskins will probably try to get something in trade for him. I don't see his trade value to be very high. Maybe a fifth-round pick. The Dolphins and Redskins have a relationship in that they made a trade in the most recent draft. (Maybe TMI again on my part.) I must tell you McNabb was excellent in Andy Reid's west coast offense but he didn't seem to take a shine to Mike Shanahan's run-heavy version of the offense. He also didn't seem to particularly endear himself to Shanahan behind the scenes so that raises red flags as well. Don't see him as a fit.

Kellen Clemens: He's a free agent. He's been with the Jets since 2006 and was once considered the future starter until Mark Sanchez came along. He has a nice arm, a nice disposition, and a history with offensive coordinator Brian Daboll. No, he's not the answer to the quarterback question. He's a possibility as a backup. He would be a guy to remember if the Dolphins fail to find a veteran that can actually go toe-to-toe in a legitimate competition with Henne. Failing that ... Clemens is a possibility. Not possible, you say? Dolphins don't sign good guys when they cannot start in the NFL, you say? Two words: Josh McCown.

Brett Ratliff: You've never heard of the 6-4, 224-pounder from Utah. Neither had I until I started doing some homework. Ratliff played for Dolphins offensive coordinator Brian Daboll in New York. He was traded to the Browns when Daboll came on board in 2009. Somehow he ended up on the New England practice squad. I assume the Browns cut him. And then the Browns signed him off the Patriots practice squad last season. No, he didn't start. He hasn't ever thrown a pass in a game. But if you're looking for a name that Miami might be interested in as a third QB toward the end of training camp, this is the one. Ratliff signed a future's contract with the Titans so he belongs to them right now. (Hey, we're talking QBs here. Everyone's important.)

Yeah, that's about it at the moment. Maybe somebody loses their mind and becomes suddenly available. Otherwise, maybe Dan Marino is itching for a comeback.

 

 

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Still think we should've draft Prince over Pouncey. In a pass happy league and with Allen towards the end of his career you can just never have too many good DBs on a team

Jimbo Bo$$,

Unless Prince is available in the 2012 nfl draft. Your point is now moot!

Craig, how does Ireland's extension suggest he is more likely to keep a job than Sparano with his extension?

For days you told everyone here who said Sparano would be fired: His extension is proof that Ross knows you need continuity. Now, Sparano is on the hot seat?

Funny stuff.

Also, that was Ireland's first draft by himself, not "another solid one".

My word, the propanagda & blind allegiance in here is THICK! To even suggest it's a Solid draft when none of them have even played a down yet is a TAD premature.

Wouldn't you say? LOL

I see where Mallett today said 'I'm a lot like Tom Brady. We both pick defenses apart'.

LOL....we'll have to see about that. Pretty presumptous of the kid to think he's ANYTHING like one of the best QBs to ever play the game, at this point in his career.

I think blahblah is right but we could possibly be in like Flynn too.

SPARANO IS ON THE HOT SEAT ????? WITH 6.8 MILLION GUARANTEED , I CALL THAT ,A VERY COMFY SEAT...HIS SON WITH /350,000 AS A QUILTY COACH ALSO ON A COMFY SEAT .

Craig,

Hasselbeck is a proficient QB and would probably beat Henne out.

I have him as the likely 'safe' move that I expect from the bi-fecta.

Jimbo, I am with you. I said the same thing yesterday too. Allen is old, not played a down in 2 years & Sapp is.....well....not very good. Prince offered great value.

GRAIG, IT'S A FACT MALLET TOOK DEFENSES A PART ALL LAST YEAR .TO DENY THAT IS TO DENY HE'S A DRUNK .

Joe,

Feel free to jump ship....your lack of negativity wouldn't be missed!!

....and thanks for breaking the NO conversation rule we have in place...LOL.

LOOK FOR ANDY DALTON TO START FOR CINY IN DAY ONE .

I agree Joe the only player I'm excited about but won't crown him yet is Edmond Gates. He still needs to get on the field and develop. So "Solid" cannot be used UNTIL WE SEE THESE GUYS IN ACTION

I hope not rick, I don't think a Qb who was good in 1 game, vs. one of the worst pass D's in the nfl, merits a draft pick. And probably a 2nd rounder.

I mean, that's less play than AJ Feeley had.

Now that I think of it, if history is the best indicator of future results, we'll be trading for Flynn LOL

A diller, a dollar, a ten o'clock scholar!
What makes you come so soon?
You used to come at ten o'clock;
Now you come at noon.

ALoco,

Maybe he ws drunk or high when he made those comments. He's done NOTHING as far as the NFL is concerned and Brady is a future Hall of Famer. I'm sure he really appreciates this snot nosed kid trying to compare himself to an NFL legend. We'll see how long Mallett takes to grate on Brady.

GRAIG,

I REALLY THINK WE COULD HAVE MALLET BETTER THAN THESE FUTURE PUSTS WE GOT EXCPET GATES .......... WE HAVE WORTH PEOPLE ON OUR TEAM AS OF NOW AND HE WOULD BE AMONG FRIEND IN MIAMI .

FUTURE BUSTS

The 2011 offseason qb selections we could use this method in selecting one:

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Catch a tiger by the toe
If he hollers let him go,
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe

My mother told me
To pick the very best one
And you are [not] it.

Out goes one
Out goes two
Out goes another one
And that is you.

DB,

WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE MALLET OR THOMAS ?

are so terrible

ALoco,

I rather have Georie Porgie:

Georgie Porgie, puddin' and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
Georgie Porgie ran away.

Hey, diddle, diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

I think there's some merit in getting VY. Now hold on before you get your panties in a wad.

Low cost, no future pics, possibly seel more tickets, fill 1 QB spot (need 3 in NFL), provide QB competition, possibly turn career around...yeah, I know but Vick did it.

Nah, they'll never do it.

TWINKLE,TWINKLE
LITTLE STAR
HOW I WONDER
WHO YOU R ?

This how Belichik'sreign will end:

Old King Cole was a merry old soul,
And a merry old soul was he.
He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl,
And he called for his fiddlers three.
Every fiddler had a fiddle fine,
And a very fine fiddle had he, had he.
Tweedle dum, tweedle dee, went the fiddlers three,
Tweedle dum dee, dum dee deedle dee.

Tweedle dum, tweedle dee, went the fiddlers three,
Tweedle dum dee, dum dee deedle dee.


Craig, you don't know the difference between realism & negativity. Until then, you should pipe down your rhetoric.

Considering your track record of not comprehending posts & mischaracterizing the ones you, I'm not surprised. FYI I live in the REAL world, not La La land like you.

FYI, as you commonly do, you're not being truthful. You promised to not talk to me, remember? "I am a waster of time" & "I'm done talking to you" "go pound sand". I didn't say those words, you did.

I called you out on your BS, non-factual, propagandist laced post. Deal with it! You didn't have to respond, but you did. Go figure, you can't stand someone calling you out! How dare anyone defy you, BLASPHEMY! LOL

If you stopped posting BS, non truths & stuck to reality & common sense, we'd get along fine.

But, if you can't deal with the real world, you can go back to your "I'm done with you" schtick! It's a hoot!

Wee Willie Winkie
Runs through the town,
Upstairs and downstairs
In his nightgown.
Rapping at the windows,
Crying through the lock,
"Are the children all in bed?
For it's now eight o'clock.


LOVE
IS A CURE
FOR EVERY THING
THAT NEEDS A CURE

There was a young maided from Neilings
Who had a penchant for incredible feelings
But when a young man named Norris
Put his thumb on her clitoris
She had to be scraped from the cieling

Joe,

How about you take your own advice and STOP TALKING TO ME....you're a negative nobody and I'm glad we're not friends...

Now go back to your whining and complaining....it's what you do best!!

OX80 .
CAN YOU USE ENGLISH TO UNDERSTAND YOUR POEM .

maided - should read 'maiden'

Where is Thumbkin?
Where is Thumbkin?
Here I am, here I am.
How are you today?
Very well, thank you.
Go away, go away.

Where is Pointer?
Where is Pointer?
Here I am, here I am.
How are you today?
Very well, thank you.
Go away, go away.

Where is Ring Man?
Where is Ring Man?
Here I am, here I am.
How are you today?
Very well, thank you.
Go away, go away.

Where is Small Man?
Where is Small Man?
Here I am, here I am.
How are you today?
Very well, thank you.
Go away, go away.

Posted by: kris | May 04, 2011 at 03:33 PM

Relying on government is the problem. Google his dead pics, they're everywhere. You don't need the government to show you.

Its an old Irish limerick. No better English can be.

DYINGBREED... I THINK THAT'S ENOGH POEM FOR THE WEEK ....YOU STARTED TO SOUND YOURSELF AS A WAL-MART ASS.MANGER .

Skip, skip, skip to my Lou,
Skip, skip, skip to my Lou,
Skip, skip, skip to my Lou,
Skip, to my Lou, my darlin'.

Fly's in the buttermilk, shoo, shoo, shoo,
Fly's in the buttermilk, shoo, shoo, shoo,
Fly's in the buttermilk, shoo, shoo, shoo,
Skip, to my Lou, my darlin'.


BUT THE AVERAGE READER ON THIS BLOG IS WAL-MART EMPLOYEE .

I like the idea of Bulger. Successful with a good line and he went to Central Catholic High School in Pittsburgh - same as Dan the Man.

DB,

A favor? Please don't get started on '100 bottles of beer on the wall'.

maybe the FO is looking for a free agent rookie to bring in as well. Ala Tony Romo

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1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer!!!! Take it down and pass it around - NO MORE bottles of beer on the wall!!"


COMING SOON: "A THOUSAND BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL"

Posted by: Craig M | May 04, 2011 at 04:44 PM

LMAO With every post, you get crankier & crankier. PRICELESS!!!!!!

Get your panties out of a knot!! YOU PROMISED TO IGNORE ME, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. I quoted you WORD FOR WORD. Not a peep denying it either! Irony or shame?

FYI I told you to PLEASE IGNORE ME, I didn't say I am ignoring you. You post too much BS & fantasy crap for me to ever consider ignoring! You're an easy target!

You hate being made to look like a fool & I kind of get off doing it. GUILTY AS CHARGED! But, it's just too easy! LOL

What you perceive as whining & complaining, the rest of the world sees as reality. Glad to know you're not a part of it LOL

God, what a ninny!

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COMING SOON: "A THOUSAND BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL"

Looks like the blog has finally descended into madness. Going to be a long, long wait until August.

With all the right players, the Fins could literally steamroll all of its opponents (barring any injury to key players) since most of the new picks have wildcat experience. Daboll was brought in to perfect the wildcat (that's his background at Cleveland).

I'm sure that we'll see more passing in some games or running in others depending on the opponents weaknesses.

Which QB could stay in and run a regular offense play or be the triggerman of a wildcat play? Vince Young.

No one else has the athletic ability to do both. Having the QB leave the field is a dead giveaway that a wildcat play was coming. Young could give the wildcat an element of surprise (tohugh I'm sure they'll take whoever is the QB out sometimes).

Dying, for all that's holy, please stop. That's worse than Home.

If you drink em two at time it goes a lot quicker!

Bottoms Up!!!!

Joe....

The President himself said he isn't releasing ANY/ZIP/ZILCH (pictures).....

Anything you see in google IS fradulent.....

Your a big reseach guy....and I respect many things you say in respect to the Dolphins....

But I think you need to use that same dilligence when it comes to real world events......

No, Swamy. WC is almost completely gone--we'll keep a play or two in the book like every other team, but it's over. Also, Obama beat Hillary in the primary.

YUP....those are 1 million percent frauds....he had a GRAYIN BEARD 10 years ago.....I seriously doubt he's into dying it back black....

Don't be fooled Joe....

ALoco,they're called limericks...very old Anglo-Saxon thing. Often 'dirty' but pretty fun nonetheless.

There once was man named Madrass
Who's balls were made out of brass
When he'd bang em together
They'd play Stormy weather
And lightening would shoot out of his ass

COCO,

I READ THAT IRELAND IS COUNTRY WHO LACKS HEROS ,THEY JUST GOT THE BRITISH OYT FEW YEARS BACK EVEN AFTER SOMALIA WAS FRRED MUCH EARLIER .....IS THAT TRUE ?

THEY GOT THE BRITISH OUT

Kris, with all due respect for your opinion you do not speak for me or millions of others who do NOT desire "death photos" as confirmation for what is patently obvious: That Osama Bin Laden is dead.

The photos in question have already been viewed by those that actually need to see them (including politicans on BOTH sides of the aisle).

Appeasing the "conspiracy crowd" serves little purpose and is FAR superceded by concerns that the photos would inflame passions and further endanger U.S, citizens and personnell overseas. That is vastly more important than answering to the same crowd of unbalanced folks who see conspiracy in everything from 9/11 being an 'inside job' to the birther nonsense that even now they cling to despite looking like ignoramuses.

Quite frankly, those folks wouldn't be appeased if Bin Laden's corpse was dumped on their front porch as proof.

Please understand that I am not saying YOU are part of that loony fringe, only that it exists and our president, military, and intelligence services have more important concerns than appeasing their irrationality.

I am satisfied that this was a brilliantly executed plan that erased this monster from the face of the Earth. And I'm deeply proud of our military for their bravery and intelligence as well as a Commander in Chief who lived up to his promise of getting Bin Laden and approved a courageous plan for doing so.

Note to comment readers-- you can skip page 5.

CocoaJoe, lol, great limerick! Haven't heard it in years!

ALoco, the Irish lacks heroes? No, didn't you see Breveheart? The blue body paint wasn't accurate, that was true of the Picts and the Celts.

But it can't be disputed that the Irish were brave warriors. Do a search for Wm Wallace, Rob Roy and Robert De Bruce

Guys if I were president

ALoco, typo, meant braveheart

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