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Dolphins are not interested in Plaxico Burress

Yes, I'm still on vacation. But I'm not sipping drinks garnished with little umbrellas on some island and I'm certainly not hiking any mountain. I'm home. And I'm aware.

And I'm keenly aware many of you are wondering if the Dolphins are going to show interest in wide receiver Plaxico Burress, who was released Tuesday from prison after serving 21 months for a gun crime related to his blowing a couple of holes in his leg at a nightclub in 2008.

Burress, 34 when the NFL season eventually begins, may be an interesting topic. But I am told by a reliable source the Dolphins are "absolutely not" interested in Burress.

So much for that rumor.

I happen to agree the Dolphins should have zero business interest in Burress, despite the fact he is a South Florida resident. Why?

Did I mention he'll be 34 in August?

Did I mention he just spent 21 months in jail?

Did you know he has not played NFL football since 2008?

Did you know it is now 2011?

Maybe none of that bothers you. Maybe you think Burress can be the next coming of Michael Vick. And perhaps he can weave a tale of redemption and resurrect his fading career. I hope he does.

But Michael Vick was 28 years old when he returned to the NFL, not 34. And it still took him a year to get up to speed again.

Sorry, but the odds are against Burress. And it simply doesn't make sense for Miami to take that gamble.

Burress, in his prime, was an imposing 6-foot-5 target who combined that great size with very good speed and an increasing experience of defenses that made him very dangerous. But even in 2008, following his grand 2007 performance that helped the Giants win the Super Bowl, Burress was a troubled dude.

He was missing practices and was late to team meetings and was something of an enigma in the Giants locker room. He was also apparently in decline. After catching 70 passes for 1,025 yards in 2007, Burress had only 35 catches in 10 games in 2008. His average per catch was the lowest since his rookie year and the lowest in what was a steady four-year decline from 19.9 in 2004 to 16.0 in 2005 to 15.7 in 2006 to 14.6 in 2007 to 13.0 in 2008.

And you expect it will go up after not playing since the winter of 2008 and spending 21 months in jail?

Here's another thought for you to consider:

If the Dolphins decide they want a receiver to help Brandon Marshall and Davone Bess and the rest of the receiver corps in 2011, they aren't going to chase a 34-year-old guy. They're going to chase someone in his prime.

Did you know Santonio Holmes is a free agent? He's 27 years old. And fast. And hasn't been in jail the past two years. He played football last year ... and the year before. And putting him out there with Brandon Marshall would turn just about any QB into a playmaker. And it would be a blow to the Jets to lose him.

Did you know Braylon Edwards is a free agent? He's 28 years old. And his yards per reception number last year was 17.1. He also was a Michigan teammate of Chad Henne's and the two had good chemistry together. And yes, he drops passes, but he caught 53 last year for 904 yards and seven touchdowns.

And seven TDs is only one fewer than Brandon Marshall and Davone Bess had combined in 2010.

I am not saying the Dolphins will be interested in either Edwards or Holmes. But I am using them to illustrate the point that if Miami were to dip into the free agent WR market, there would be several players that make much more sense than Plaxico Burress.

Think on that.

So back to vacation I go. Please follow me on twitter as I am on there regularly and you can interact with me while I'm on this great vacation I'm on -- thinking about football.

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Aloco,

Come on now, you had your laugh with all them fantasies. All you can do is make up a bunch of crap? I thought you were better than that.

At least I'm being historically accurate and correct when I say that the French "Culture" has had the highest ratio of G a y Men since the begining of recorded history.

Why else do you think the French had their a sses whipped(among other things done to it)in every major military operation they EVER took part in?

Because French Men rather make Love(to each other), NOT War!

You can make up all the bullshyt you want, but everybody knows the TRUE HISTORICAL FACTS-Ah ha ha!

After all, who hasn't heard of "G a y Paree'", and the way they pronounce it-SwiiiiiisH!

Don't forget their biggest contribution to mankind, them CUTE little hats. What are they called again? Oh yeah, BERETS, as a Frenchman would say: They are simply Exquisite, Oui?

Disclaimer: I have nothing against g a y people or anyone else. To each their own I always say. I'm just trying to help a fellow blogger with some self help by re-enforcing the proven standard: Acceptance is the Key.

In other words, Aloco, be like Mike(Irvin). Quit swinging back and forth on that door and come on OUT the closet. Remember, acceptance is the key.

Sa-WiiiiiiSH!!!!

ODIN..... HOW MANY TIMES I THINK YOU R SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW YOU R RESPONDING TO ...FAKE ALOCO WHO'S VERY SMART GUY WHEN HE FAKES ME AND I ENJOUY IT BUT COME ON...WE MADE PEACE AND I WILL NEVER TALK GAY STUFF ANY MORE ,IT'S GETTING OLD .

Aloco,

I agree and I apologize.

However, you're just going to have to do one of two things:

1. Either shut that Fake Aloco up

Or

2. Realize that when I post these HISTORICAL FACTS, they are meant for Fake Aloco, not you ;)

(Bridge of SIGHS...........)

THIS IS AN ACCORD IN BLOOD BETWEEN ME AND YOU ODIN, I WILL NEVER INSULT YOU WITHOUT GIVING YOU A THUMBS UP ...................


THE REST IS FAKE ALoco.

iT JUST ACCURED TO ME THAT FAKE ALoco CAN GIVE A THUMBS UP BEFORE HE INSULTS YOU ,SO NO INSULTS AT ALL TOWARD YOU ODIN ....

TRUCE!!!!

Or am I just a sucker?

ODIN... DID IT ACCURE TO YOU THAT ONE OF THE FAKE ALOCOS ,COULD BE YOU .

BREAKING NEWS!!!

BRANDON MARSHALL ARRESTED IN LAS VEGAS.

Armando can tweet whatever he wants.

But, ah, in these trying economic times, he expects us to believe he got a paid 7 week vacation from THE HERALD?

ROTFLMAO-I think he's been dialing that 800 number for MARVIN!

I guess the MARVIN thing is just local.

I meant the unemployment offices 800 number!

Sign Randy Moss!

beerfin,

You read his agent says Moss is in great shape and you swallow it like a $5.00 ho.

He got kicked off the Pats, Vikes and Titans all in one seasom and now you are drinking Moss kool aid? Stick to drinking bud light.

Finally an agreement in the CBA discussions.

Fines for black players will be double that of fines for white players. What's fair is fair.

All players after the 2011 will have to demonstrate proper usage of the English language in order to play in future seasons.

Contracts for ebonics or rap jive speakers will become null and void at midnight after SB Sunday.


Contracts for ebonics or rap jive speakers will become null and void at midnight after SB Sunday.

Posted by: Roger Goodell | July 14, 2011 at 07:46 PM

===============================================

Bad news for Ryan Mallett.

Bad news for 87% of the NFL. If it weren't for football they'd be stocking shelves at Walmart.

WHATS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOTTOM AND TOP?

oscar canosa

I think Armando got fired or something.....

I Really belive that Aloco is so far gone from reality that he thinks someone is actually possing as Aloco, Aloco, Your in O.J Land my little friend, Drop the glue use my friend, get help!

Can Somebody "Baker act" Little Aloco???

.COM,TELL USE ABUOT THE FIRST TIME YOU DRANK PABST BLUE RIBBON BEAR.WERE YUO IN YOUR UNDERWARE?

Definition of insanity - a blogger faking himself 92 times a day. (ALoco)

It's been Aloco and Odin all day for the last 3 days, And they both say they work...WHEN?????

The Last 50 Posts
Aloco 15 posts = 30%
Odin 17 posts= 34%
Alan(Which is actually Aloco) 10 Posts= 20%
Wow 70% of the posts from 2 people......Sad..

Sorry, That should read 84% of the posts from 2 people..., Unbelivable.LOL.

WTFF.COM IS NON OTHER THEM CHEF DYING BREED THE PREZ AND CEO OF THE GANG OF DEFEAT.

BLUE CHEESE SMELLS JUST LIKE MY MARIAS XOXOTA.

WTF?

I work everyday, all day long, matter of fact, I'm working right now.

I'm working on a buzz right now and trying to put the finishing touches on some SRV, Jimi Hendrix and Led Zeppelin songs for a Family Reunion at the end of the month.

Soon as I'm done? You guessed it, MORE WORK!

I'll be doing the best "workout" routine I can muster all over the State Police Officers Smoking Hot Daughter.

Matter of fact, I'm "working" so hard, If I had any weed, I think I'd smoke some right about now!

PS: It's a rough life, BUT, somebody has to live it!

ValHalla!!!!

Go Phins!

I enjoyed some hash last night.

Most agreeable!

I live an extremely elegant and refined life---one that people of your ilk cannot possibly imagine. My days are filled with vodka cocktails, tennis, and the witty banter of drunk billionaires.

When the hell is armandos posts gonna start again?

WTF.com...

In fairness to ALoco and Odin -- It has been 38 days since Armando last graced us with a post and after 2800 messageboard comments the content was bound to deteriorate.

James Harrison's apology, while understood......it is also deeply dissapointing.....

This politically correct BS is infuriating......a man can no longer say how he feels because he will be crushed those who do not have the guts to take a stance one way or the other......they only will point out the faults of another man's stance....

Politically Correct is anti-American. It basically means the opposite of freedom of speech - to say the polite thing, not what you really think.

Stevens,

True, after 38 days and 2800+ comments, the posted ramblings might waver off the intended subject.

It has always been the case - and generally needs only a day or so before some of the regular posters deviate from the topic.

Go back to any of Armando's Posts, and check page 2, and guess who'll you'll find stinkin' up the joint?

Fair enough?

Simon Says @ 9:23....

I agree 1,000%

Well said......

5 weeks...when we getting a post? Somebody. Doesn't have to be Armando if the man is on break, but it's a 12 month subscription, not 11 or 10. I'm not being cheap. I'll pay more but I want a friggin post!

7 day countdown before games start getting whacked. What can Armando write about? Who are the best dressed owners at the cba talks?

drbullis.


why YOU R PAYING TO GET THIS CRAP ?

I'm paying nothing to get on this blog, and I still feel ripped off.

ARE YOU GARY OR DRBHLLIS ?

ANY ONE WHO PAYS TO GET SOMEBODY'S ELSE WRITING IS DUMBER THAN THE CUBAN MENACE .

WTF,

Crying and whining won't help.

We realize how bad you miss Armando and the Amigo.

But for now, you're just going to have to settle for Odin and the Aloco............

PS: I just think James Harrison is low life cheap shot artist piece of shyt.

Politically correct? I could give a rats ass. I think Harrison is a scumbag because he's a Pittsville Steeler!


WHATS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOTTOM AND TOP?

Posted by: ALoco | July 14, 2011 at 08:55 PM

Aloco,

Take the thongs off your head. Geez-sometimes I think you just might be dummer-in the Cuban Menace!

Yesterday’s trip to the nail salon was fun.
All of us girls had a great time chatting while having our nails done.
A supply truck came and the delivery man was just dreamy!
My first impulse was to rip my clothes off, drop to the floor, and beg him for attention.

Valhalla (wink wink)!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

T. M. I.

**Squirrel Alert**

Fake Odinseye is a Gay Homosexual!

Not that theres's anything wro.......wron.......wron, wron............

Not that there's anything wron.......wron.......WRONG with that.

WHY ARTMANDO NOT DO SOMETHING FOR FAKE ODINSEYE IMPOSTURE ME?

BECUZ IT ARTMANDO WHO FAKE ME!

EVERYDAY_EVERYDAY I COME HERE ITS ALWAYS FAKE ODINSEYE

BLAH BLUH THIS BLUH BLAH THAT

HE SO STOOPID CHRIST HE NEVER SHUT UP

Ha Ha, you're NOT funny!

You ROACH!

You beady eye'd little RODENT!

I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!

odin do you think you can ever go a full day without saying the words gay or homosexual? just one day? give it a rest already.

stick to football and stop polluting the blog with biker crap talk slang day in and out.

Oh, what bonny young lads ye are!

Now, I shall have a bowl of chow mein noodles.

Who would like to bathe with me this evening? I have a gorgeous sunken tub with power jets in a spa-like setting. Wine and fine chocolates are provided for that "special person" to enjoy.

TO ALL.........TODAY IS THE DAY WHEN THE OWNERS AND THE PLAYERS WILL AGREE.......WATCH THE NEWS .....................

TO ALL

All of Aloco's predictions and Breaking News reports come directly from the front page of PFT (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/).

Aloco never gives links or sources because he wants you to think he has secret, inside information.

OWNERS........ 56%
PLAYERS......... 44%


SOURCE............PFT

CLYDE.............


I SAID A WEEK AGO THAT THIS FRIDAY COULD BE THE DAY .............


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