I told everyone in my column following the Dolphins latest loss that the team was bordering on joke material, that it might not be long before the late night comics latched on to the Dolphins' struggles and use them for giggles.
Well, a local Miami comedian has beaten them to the punch.
Hialeah's own Will Lopez, whose twitter page says he is the lead singer for the group "Guajiro" (if you're not Cuban, nevermind), has put together a little ditty about the Dolphins road the rest of the season. Lopez apparently is set on that road leading to Andrew Luck.
And, of course, the quickest way to get to Luck is to go 0-16. Thus, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, 0-16:
The Rams are happy with their QB.If Peyton Manning plays this year the Colts are certain to win a few games.It looks like the Dolphins are going to be eliminated from the playoffs before they are eliminated from the Andrew Luck derby.
Posted by: 6bucks7games | October 19, 2011 at 06:28 PM
Sad state for our Franchise.....how sad...
Posted by: zonk-39 | October 19, 2011 at 06:40 PM
Armando Cubans are not the only ones who understand what "Guajiro" means.
Posted by: phiniac | October 19, 2011 at 07:53 PM
FINS COULD ESTABLISH A RECORD THAT WILL NEVER BE SHARED (someone will eventually have an undefeated season)!
Being the only team to have an undefeated and a winless season.
Posted by: Swamy | October 19, 2011 at 07:53 PM
The Point will be moot anyway. They will prevail against the homefield disadvantage this week to beat Denver. new song for 1-15 needed.
Posted by: Biff | October 19, 2011 at 08:04 PM
"You down with Ohhh and 16?"
YEAH YOU KNOW ME! I'M DOWN WIT OHHH AND 16!
- JERSEY!
Posted by: Dolphono | October 19, 2011 at 08:18 PM
Tebow will WILL the Broncos to a win.
Posted by: Swamy | October 19, 2011 at 08:18 PM
If Luck wants to go back for his senior season, let him. I'll take another 0-16 season in 2012 if it means an end to the mediocrity.
Posted by: TonyCane | October 19, 2011 at 09:26 PM
How about 1-15 with a win over the Jets on New Years Day. Thats a win/win. That would be a great start to the new year
Posted by: GarbagePlate | October 19, 2011 at 10:55 PM
I HOPE DYINGBREED WOULD SHOW UP AFTER HE WAS KICKED OUT OF HIS CONDO BY HIS LANDLORD /
Posted by: ALoco | October 19, 2011 at 11:45 PM
no doubt we should have a high pick, but there are several teams that really are terrible and it might really take 0-16 to get the number one.
Posted by: presleydog | October 20, 2011 at 12:32 AM
I think the "Suck for Luck" thing is stupid. Why deliberately suck to draft Luck when we actually suck for nothing.
Posted by: Rick | October 20, 2011 at 01:02 PM
Question to anyone whom has the answer is the Dolphins # 12 Jersey Offically Retired or can be issue to any player drafted ?
Posted by: MP | October 20, 2011 at 02:39 PM