If you're coming from Dade to Dolphins training camp, stop for a colada. Bring an extra for the media (translation: me, David J.) and get a "Sal-loot!" on Twitter. (If you're coming from Broward, stop for a colada and tell them, yes, con azucar because otherwise it isn't a colada.)
See, the public practices start early this year. Big early. Two-a-days have gone the way of Pat White. But the July 27-30, Aug. 1-3, Aug. 6-7 and Aug. 13-15 practices start at 8 a.m. Aug. 4 starts at 9:15 a.m. Aug. 8 begins at 5:45 so save the caffeine, bring the bug spray. Aug. 12 is a 1 p.m. practice.
And that's that for training camp in front of the fans.
--- DAVID J. NEAL
That right there is the most boring post ever. Ever. Period. And whats with the slime bro's?
Posted by: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz | June 29, 2012 at 10:29 PM
Welcome back! Finally!
Posted by: kingsmith | June 29, 2012 at 10:36 PM
Who are you welcoming back? Certainly not Armando. He didn't write this. David Neal did.
Posted by: SarasotaFin | June 29, 2012 at 11:01 PM
kingsmith typical illiterate blogger who can't read and comprehend at the same time.
Posted by: beeo | June 29, 2012 at 11:05 PM
Wow lol why all the harshness lol. You guys are the funniest.
Posted by: kingsmith | June 30, 2012 at 12:03 AM
odinseye,
You disappoint me. You attract all the bs. IMHO...You reap what you sow. You need to get a life.
Posted by: Kris | June 30, 2012 at 12:18 AM
Keep Mando on permanent vacation, folks. With Barry Jackson updating all the time, we sure don't need Salguero and his posts.
Posted by: Asogue | June 30, 2012 at 05:42 AM
Well at least there's no Odinsmell or home on here..
YET..
Posted by: Coalition to ban Ireland.and Odin And Home. and Jeffrow. | June 30, 2012 at 05:54 AM
Hey wassup Sammy"Fumble at the Goal Line"Smith?
Posted by: finfan1966 | June 30, 2012 at 06:38 AM
He's been gone for a month and that is all he can say, sorry it wasn't ardummo, it just seemed that way. Hopefully he will take a permanent vacation or go back to covering pee wee football. He would also make a good comic wrighter because he's one big JOKE!
Posted by: tnhillbilly | June 30, 2012 at 07:24 AM
I haven't been here in weeks and yet my name gets mentioned TWICE in the first few posts.
NICE - I'm actually flattered this time ;)
I Am A GOD Here!!!!
Odin Has Spoken!!!!
Posted by: Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of The Closet | June 30, 2012 at 01:21 PM
I don't even know who Odin is, or Coalition, or why they matter--I'm just hoping the Fins push for a playoff spot, or at least are in the conversation late in the year.....could care less about this other petty nonsense--take it outside boys and settle it like men, and be done.
Posted by: BB | June 30, 2012 at 02:03 PM
Mando and Home will be back to give us plenty of daily Miami Dolphin football coverage, like they do every year.
No worries.
Can't wait!
Posted by: J-LO | June 30, 2012 at 02:21 PM
J-LO, you should be waiting for me, not Mando and Home.
Posted by: Marc Anthony | June 30, 2012 at 02:31 PM
Marc, I've seen Home naked and he is worth waiting a month for. On the other hand you just couldn't satisfy me.
Bring on the "Home at Dolphin Training Camp" reports and perhaps he could do the reports live and naked!
Oh Yeah!
Posted by: J-LO | June 30, 2012 at 02:36 PM
I'm also looking forward to Mando and blogger,Home's daily training camp reports.I think bobby12d also gives us reports from a fans perspective.
Posted by: Kris | June 30, 2012 at 02:43 PM
The Dolphins have the worst talent in the NFL according to NFL Network. Most of us knew that. Thanks Irescum.
Posted by: MJ | June 30, 2012 at 03:38 PM
Unless Ross can con some more rich celebs into buying pieces, then he should sell the team and cut his losses….for his own sake. But at the very least ne needs to fire Ireland and give us fans the good news. Its been a long time since there’s been any good news from this franchise. Peyton Manning, Jeff Fisher, and Matt Flynn all said no to us. Any player( or coach) with a choice says no to us. We have the worst talent of any team in the league and its no wonder we stink and its no wonder fans have lost interest. Every other team in town is better then the Dolphins
Posted by: Marino13 | June 30, 2012 at 03:55 PM
No amount of practice will help these scrubs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: odinseye | June 30, 2012 at 04:54 PM
the dullfans are going to the superbowl, with all the talent they have they can't miss. Yea DREAM ON!!
Posted by: tnhillbilly | June 30, 2012 at 05:48 PM
Obviously the Dolphins need to upgrade their talent at the GM position before the talent on the field will be upgraded.
Posted by: Vegas Rob | June 30, 2012 at 06:01 PM
I don't even know who Odin is, or Coalition, or why they matter--I'm just hoping the Fins push for a playoff spot, or at least are in the conversation late in the year.....could care less about this other petty nonsense--take it outside boys and settle it like men, and be done.
Posted by: BB | June 30, 2012 at 02:03 PM
-If you don't care then why you bringing it up?
Shut yo Fvcking Face PUNK!
Posted by: Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of The Closet | June 30, 2012 at 07:09 PM
Mando and Home will be back to give us plenty of daily Miami Dolphin football coverage, like they do every year.
No worries.
Can't wait!
Posted by: J-LO | June 30, 2012 at 02:21 PM
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J-LO = Home.
Posted by: J-LO = HOM-O | June 30, 2012 at 07:34 PM
I've seen Home naked
Posted by: J-LO | June 30, 2012 at 02:36 PM
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Home has been looking in the mirror like the narcissist that he is.
Posted by: J-LO = HOM-O | June 30, 2012 at 07:37 PM
CHECK IT OUT!
David J. posted this at 10:17 last night.
It's been almost 22 hours and this place has averaged barely more than 1 post an hour - ROTFLMAO!
Wait........WAIT.........THATS NOT the FUNNY PART!
Other than my 1 - Single - Solitary post at 1:21 - All the rest have been the Blog Hit Troll, "Talking To Self". Bhwaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaa!
The ONE and ONLY Blog Hit Troll that ruined this place for everyone else. Everyone couldn't stand him so bad, they all left - LOL.
Now him wonder why him is here all by hims lonesome "Talking To Self"(Snicker, snort)-Duh!
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Well......Good Job DucheBag! Now you can talk to yourself all you want - lol. One question though. It's hard to tell, but who wins all those arguments you keep having with yourself?
GuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuFFaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaW!!!!
Posted by: Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of The Closet | June 30, 2012 at 08:14 PM
Welcome back Mando, please tell us how dificult it was to make a dicision on Abamacare.
Posted by: Tritium | June 30, 2012 at 10:07 PM
odinslime,
so why do you keep coming back here if absolutely nobody likes you and all you can do is repeat yourself and yapper bwaaah bwaah?
it is a testament to how lonely and boring your life is.
bweee bwaa bwoo bwum
Posted by: beebles | June 30, 2012 at 10:22 PM
Hey OdinFart
You come here to poop but I see that other blog has about 7 bloggers and you are often rambling on alone. Stay there and be happy, and we won't miss ya....
Posted by: Runny Sheet | June 30, 2012 at 10:42 PM
odinslime,
so why do you keep coming back here
-STFU FOOL! I go where ever I damn well please beatch.
if absolutely nobody likes you and all you can do is repeat yourself and yapper bwaaah bwaah?
-If nobody likes you...if nobody likes you-Whaaaaaah! You got one thing right. YOU'RE A NOBODY! Bhwaaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaaaa ;)
it is a testament to how lonely and boring your life is.
bweee bwaa bwoo bwum
Posted by: beebles | June 30, 2012 at 10:22 PM
-Ah.......Come Breath........I read the news here and then laugh at how you've ruined the place and yet STILL sit here and talk to yourself all day.
Pretty cute Queenie........how you mention my life when you're the one that has been here 24/7.......7 days a week...........for the past year.
ROTFLMAO @ how pitiful you've become.
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NOW...........STFU talking to me and go argue with yourself about which one of your personalities is going to "Shine" Armanda's knob next!
Bee - ATCH!!!!
Posted by: Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of The Closet | June 30, 2012 at 10:50 PM
Runny Sheets,
Try a but plug after those "Hard Days Nights" at the Rainbow room.
It'll save you money on bleach and cutdown on the embarrassing stains leaking out your Money Maker.
PS: All that Meth does not prevent AIDS - Dooh!
Hope you DIE SOON Feeeeeeeeee - Agggggggggggg!!!!
Posted by: Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of The Closet | June 30, 2012 at 10:57 PM
odinseye
transitive verb
1 : soft stool, diarrhea, stench, putrid, foul
2 : chronic gas
3 : crybaby loser
Posted by: Merriam Webster | June 30, 2012 at 11:12 PM
at 11:12 PM
Post of the YEAR!!!
Posted by: LOL | June 30, 2012 at 11:37 PM
The Jets, Lions, and now the Buffalo Bills have passed us by. Ross, DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mike in Aventura | June 30, 2012 at 11:58 PM
Some people become Brain Dead after having been Brain Damaged.
Armanda's Blog Hit Troll is Brain Dead from taking too many in the Head!
The Meth doesn't help him any either. Though he says it eases the pain.........in his spincter!
Posted by: Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of The Closet | July 01, 2012 at 12:10 AM
At 12:10 AM
Post of the DECADE!!!!
Posted by: ROR | July 01, 2012 at 12:11 AM
I'm just an unbiased observer here, but Odinseye is right.
When he's not here all you do is post a bunch of slop and gay innuendo. You ruined this SPORTS BLOG for everyone.
Why do you always talk the retard crap and never address the issue of your multiple name bull crap?
Just saying.........
You can argue with yourself all you want and try and deflect everyones atte.....well, I mean......everyone that use to come here. You can cry and moan and whine and whimper, but EVERYONE sees you for exactly what you are.
A sad little troll that has ruined it for everyone.
Sorry if the TRUTH HURTS man, but you're the only one that can do anything about it.
Just stop. Please. Then do the rest of us a favor and GO AWAY. I repeat........PLEASE.
Posted by: ROR | July 01, 2012 at 12:18 AM
OMG!
ROR @ 12:18 AM,
You Sir deserve the POST OF THE DECADE award my good Man!
Way to tell it like it is Bro ;)
Posted by: Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of The Closet | July 01, 2012 at 12:20 AM
Blog Hit Troll,
Even the newbies that accidentally stumble in here see how you've trashed the place. Wow, with a QUICK-NESS - LOL.
Trash Is as Trash Does.
Like ROR said, Just Go Away Already.........PLEASE!
PS: Your breath stinks like that last guys crotch. You made enough money off him.......go buy a breath mint.........SHEESH!
Posted by: Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of The Closet | July 01, 2012 at 12:25 AM
Chill Odin. I'm not taking sides. I'm just saying at least you know and talk football. You can tell you're a fan.
You can also tell this other guy just likes the tight little uniforms they wear.
Not that theres anything wrong with that fella. But geez just keep it to yourself. You act like you have no control. Grow up.
Posted by: ROR | July 01, 2012 at 12:28 AM
DAMN!
ROR is on a roll-LOL!
He straight up BLASTED yo G A Y A S S!
Bhwaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
ROR - Tell it like it is Bro!
Posted by: Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of The Closet | July 01, 2012 at 12:31 AM
Jeff Ireland is too busy lookin for hooka moms to find any football talent.
Posted by: Stu | July 01, 2012 at 01:26 AM
going from bmarshall to washed up chad johnson?? looks like another 5/6 win season.
Posted by: greg z. | July 01, 2012 at 07:43 AM
greg, 5 or 6 wins would be good considering no Da Beast....and no Mike Nolan.
Posted by: Chris | July 01, 2012 at 09:10 AM
We could use someone like a Dez Bryant right about now. Many experts are predicting a monster season from him this year.
Posted by: Chris | July 01, 2012 at 09:13 AM
dez was an absolute steal in the draft. we opted for the guy with the broken leg. we have been totally devoid of skill players with ireland procurring talent.
Posted by: greg z. | July 01, 2012 at 10:15 AM
WR'S WANTED!!! MUST HAVE 2 LEGS AND 2 ARMS! AND BE WILLING TO PLAY FOR PEANUTS! INTELLIGENCE NOT REQUIRED! CONTACT THE MIAMI DOLPHINS!
Posted by: EMPLOYMENT | July 01, 2012 at 10:43 AM
I for one miss Armando and look forward to his return. You Jet fans need something productive to do.
Posted by: John Valdes | July 01, 2012 at 11:44 AM
I think a lot of the ex Dolphin fans have become Pats and Jets fans. U know the saying "if ya cant beat em join em".
Posted by: JD | July 01, 2012 at 12:14 PM
going from bmarshall to washed up chad johnson?? looks like another 5/6 win season.
Posted by: greg z. | July 01, 2012 at 07:43 AM
Yeah, the team is worse but Ross gets to pocket millions!
Posted by: odinseye | July 01, 2012 at 12:18 PM
To The Blog Hit Troll Faking Me:
You're pitiful. Now you're using some of the old posters sign in names to try and make it look like your not "Talking To Self(Greg z, kris, odinseye, etc, etc)"
Ha Ha Ha...........ahhhhhhhhh.........pathetic indeed -lol.
Listen up you Ballerina Wanna Be!
Inuries happen, it's part of the game.
In Odrick's FIRST season he came in and racked up **7 Sacks**. That pretty Fvcking awesome. Especially when you consider it was his "Rookie" season and he was playing End in the 3-4.
Thats a decent number for an OLB or an End in the 4-3. But for a "Rookie" 3-4 End........SOLID!
Maybe you'd get some of this if you paid more attention to the game and not how tight their little pants fit!
Q U E E R!!!!
Posted by: Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of The Closet | July 01, 2012 at 12:40 PM
I like reading Armando also. He's more objective then the homers at the other papers.
Posted by: TGH | July 01, 2012 at 01:00 PM
Odrick contributed nothing his first year. He was damaged goods the entire friggin season. Thanks Ireland.
Posted by: Stu | July 01, 2012 at 01:12 PM
odinseye
transitive verb
1 : soft stool, diarrhea, stench, putrid, foul
2 : chronic gas
3 : crybaby loser
Posted by: Merriam Webster
Posted by: LOL | July 01, 2012 at 03:47 PM
4-12 THIS SEASON.
Posted by: SWAMI | July 01, 2012 at 04:05 PM
Everything about this team sucks.
Posted by: MJ Son 77 | July 01, 2012 at 04:14 PM
I heard this was a good place for breathtakingly stupid people to hang out, so here I am!
Posted by: Michele Bachmann | July 01, 2012 at 04:22 PM
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I'm here as well.
My middle name should be idiot.
Posted by: Barak Hussein Obama | July 01, 2012 at 06:12 PM
If you are an American that has spent a lot of time abroad over the last 10 years, like me, I can tell you that regardless of what you think of Obama, he has greatly restored our national image to what it was before the Bush fake war years. I do thank him for that. For a long stretch there I got a lot of cold stares and derogatory comments from cabbies, waiters, even immigration officials when entering other countries.
Posted by: Rey | July 01, 2012 at 06:20 PM
...says the guy who can't even spell the President of the United States name correctly.
You lurn good in skool.
Posted by: Pot, Meet Kettle | July 01, 2012 at 06:21 PM
And when he drives this country over the fiscal cliff, you can thank him for that too.
This new Healthcare tax is a punch in the stomach of the middle class.
If you don't understand that then maybe you should spend less time abroad and pay more attention to the goings on of this country.
Maybe you'll see the path of socialism this idiot is trying to take.
Posted by: King | July 01, 2012 at 06:25 PM
I heard this was a good place for breathtakingly stupid people to hang out, so here I am!
Posted by: Michele Bachmann | July 01, 2012 at 04:22 PM
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You have to be breathakingly stupid to still be a Dullfin fan. They stink!
Posted by: Burger 305 | July 01, 2012 at 06:25 PM