Police report: Johnson doesn't give a (bleep) about career

Chad Johnson has officially bonded out of jail at this hour but the details of the Saturday arrest that has his Dolphins career hanging by a thread are coming out via the police report.

According to the report, Johnson and his wife Evelyn Lozada returned from shopping around 7:10 p.m. Saturday. When Lozada was taking grocieries out of the trun of the car she "located a Walgreen's receipt in the vehicle's trunk for a box of condoms."

"The two then sat inside of their black smart car that was parked in the driveway directly in front of the house. They began talking about the sales receipt and their marriage. As they were talking Johnson became upset and without Lozada's permission grabbed her and head-butted her on the forehead causing a laceration. Johnson began screaming and Lozada attempted to calm Johnson down. He began screaming, "I don't give a (expletived deleted)! I don't give a (expletive deleted) about my career!"

"Lozada then fled on foot to a neighbor's house to get away from Johnson."

The police report goes on to say that Johnson claimed it was Lozada who head-butted him rather than the other way around. Johnson, the police report said, had no visible marks or bruises. Lozada, the report says, has a laceration approximately three-inches long.

Interestingly, Lozada told police she wished to press charges and signed an affidavit of complaint stating as much. That was before she was transported to a hospital. At the hospital, Lozada was treated, photos of her injury were taken, and a sworn statement was taped.

So much for the idea she won't be cooperating with the prosecution.

Comments

[Verdad]

Back off Canosa.

Chad and I are going re-write the P O R N O record books!

[News?]

Married guy with a fresh receipt for condoms in his car?

Wow what a surprise. Rich, dumb, immature athlete cheats.

[News?]

Married guy with a fresh receipt for condoms in his car?

Wow what a surprise. Rich, dumb, immature athlete cheats.

[Dolphan75]

Anyone else see the violence against women PSA with President Obama and Eli Manning during the replay this morning on NFL network. Definitely not a coincidence.

[Oscar Canosa]

No reason for the Mrs. to be upset. Could be he was fudge packing the boys...that aint considered cheatin is it? I sure hope not ;)

Posted by: Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of the Closet | August 12, 2012 at 03:33 PM

Thats not cheating. It's called having the time of your life.

Cellibate my a ss, not on your life, heh, heh.

[CashMoney]

This whole incident sure is convenient for the folks at HBO and Hard Knocks.

It wasn't staged was it?

[Ratings Game]

Hard Knocks Scored big time covering the degenerate fins org.

[Coalition to Ban Ireland and Odin]

Oooooooooooooooo......VIO, I LIKE the way you talkin!

Boy, Oh what I would do with you-lol.

Yuuuuuuuuuuum.......................

We could call it a Love/Hate relationship, wink, wink............

[Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of the Closet]

Kris,

Sounds like you got a great wife :|

[CashMoney]

Not 1 person outside of Miami watches Hard Knocks this season.
Why would they?
Now it will get watched.

[Oscar Canosa]

Of course he's in love with him.

I can't blame him. Odin, you know, is ODIN.

[Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of the Closet :]

Cut Chad and chalk it up to another Ireland botch

YIKES!!

[Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of The Closet]

Kris,
Sounds like you got a great wife :|
Posted by: Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of the Closet | August 12, 2012 at 03:48 PM
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Kris,

Mando's RETARDED Monkey has been impostoring me since my first post today.

Just like everyday, The FeeAggg is so in love with me, he just can't get hims enough!

FVCK THE FEEAGGOT BEATCH!

PS: Luck looks Good (football talk)

-Odin- ;)

[Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of the Closet]

Or maybe that is just my way of getting away with it ;)

[Coalition to Ban Ireland and Odin]

Chad is great. He's just troubled by that stoopid woman. Oh the things I could teach that boy.

Oh God! Can you imagine ME with Chad and Odin at the SAME TIME?

I LOVE Football.

Hey, Heeeeeeeeeeey

[Coalition to Ban Ireland and Odin]

Cut Chad and chalk it up to another Ireland botch

YIKES!!
Posted by: Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of the Closet : | August 12, 2012 at 03:53 PM

Cut Chad?

Don't you touch my Man.

Marshalls woman cut him, you leave my man alone.

I wonder if they have "Blow Up" Bobble Heads of Chad?

[FinFan1004]

Coalition - you're a troll.

[Coalition to Ban Ireland and Odin]

Lil Smalls can we stop now-lol?

I want to talk about some football?

You had ENOUGH? Huh?

I'm TALKING to you Bu-ooY!

[jaison]

some "bloggers" on here make me embarrassed to be a dolphins fan if i'm in the same company as most of you. i guess being idiots on here is a way not to be idiots in your real life?? i notice the same names only show up when it's a negative story just to pile on. also with no serifs on the type face TYPING WITH ALL CAPS IS TOTALLY MORONIC!! but so are the people who do so!!

[Coalition to Ban Ireland and Odin]

Christ we BLEW this beatch Uuuuuuuupppppppppppp!

When it comes to Blowing, whose the Man?

Thats right, THATS RIGHT!

[Joe Philbin's Clipboard]

Honestly, why would he even date Evelyn Lozada let alone marry her in the first place!!!

Another gold digger looking for another athlete to take advantage of.

Don't these guys ever learn???

[Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of The Closet]

jaison,

Welcome to Dolphins In Depth.

Mando knows EXACTLY who it is and for whatever reasons(I think it's the blog hits)he lets it fly.

It sucks. Dolphintalk.wordpress.com is great(it's moderated)but not enough news and posters. The people that do go there are all Good Posters. It's actually pretty good there. I just wish we had a few more regular hardcores so the conversations could be continuous.

What can you do?

[Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of The Closet]

Misi looked GREAT against the RUN!

Brady likes to throw........alot!

[Just Stopping By Geek World]

This is how you guys spend your weekend?

Man, I bet the ladies are just lining up for some of that action.

Jesus.

[Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of The Closet]

I've been CoCo-Butted by Women before.

IT ROCKS!!!!

You have to get your head down though, get it with the CROWN! Thats the key!

Mrs. Johnson, like any GOOD women, should keep her head DOWN ;)

[Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of The Closet]

This is how you guys spend your weekend?
Man, I bet the ladies are just lining up for some of that action.
Jesus.

Posted by: Just Stopping By Geek World | August 12, 2012 at 04:12 PM
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As he spends his weekend here..............

Bhwaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaa!

You Tart ;)

[Kris]

4:12....

pretty funny :)....

[rb]

get rid of johnson today, give the young guns a chance.

[Kris]

They NEVER seem to be smart enough to realize that that part Coalition.....

It cracks me up every time....

They are the definition of the word IRONY....and they don't even know it....

[Darryl Dunphy]

..So IMO..This is the perfect time to cut ties with Johnson. This isn't an over reaction to what may or may not have happened last night. Personally I don't care..This has everything to do with the fact i do not think he offeres anything more then a side show clown circus to this team. I do not think he makes the team any better, and in fact perhaps worse. Do we lose anything by cutting our loses here? Some more "dead money"on the books that Ireland is so good at? What would we lose by letting this sideshow roll?

[ltcdolphin]

Jaison you are right. You nailed it. But this type of blog is apparently what Armando wants because it is condoned. Kind of like his failed radio show, crude, rude, unattractive and lacking in sports knowledge.

[Kris]

Daryl....

I must admit...I am quite shocked by your remarks...

Lets be honest....

"football player related in off-feild incident"....

is it really that surprising.....

[Kris]

I am surprised so many of our faithful are willing to cut our most proven (and probably best) WR for a mere ACCUSATION without DUE PROCESS...a TRIAL...or even having more than a cursory glimpse @ the initial reports...I guess its EVIDENCE BE DAMED.....

Let the witch hunts begin...

I accuse you....and by definition...you are guilty....

[Kris]

Is this still America?

[dfins006]

To me, the whole story sounds weird.. Why would Lozada try to calm him down after he just head-butted her and caused her to bleed? Why would he be telling her "I don't give a *&*( about my career"... Why she threaten him in any way to ruin his career and perhaps his chances of proving people wrong for him cheating on her?

I'm not buying Lozada's story... sorry

[Yesterday's Gone]

DD,

What you guys failed to realize is, we lose nothing by holding on to CJ to the final cut anyway. Friday nite he had one pass thrown his way and one drop.

There are 3 more preseason games left. IMO, wisdom suggests let use the final 3 preseason games to determine if CJ is worth the small risk(only a $million)or not. If his preseason play puts him on the final preseason cut list. We dont pay him anything anyway.

Im sure his contract clause includes he has to make the team to earn the money. Even without this incident, Im sure the only way he was worthy keeping anyhow, was he has to be a starter. He's too old(34) to stash on the 2nd or 3rd team depth chart.

[Kris]

Dfins06...

Nice to see another rational thinker on this blog.....@ least think thru what you have read people....put the common sense test to it....don't just accept what is put in front of you as the gospel....

independent thinking......try it....it won't make you cool....but it dam sure makes you think...

[Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of The Closet]

Darryl,

I get what you're saying. OK, last nights incident aside, you think Johnson is more of a detriment, than an asset.

Fine. We let him go. But then that means what?

Hartline, Naanee and Bess as the starters?

You seriously think Miami will be a better team with the above? Or the lineup of Johnson, Naanee and Bess?

Last nights incident aside, I haven't seen enough of Moore, Pruitt or Wallace to just cut him. Hartline too. He's OK, but you know he's pretty much maxed out.

It's a conundrum!

[Jimbo]

Lee Evans got cut today bring him in if he's healthy!

[Ben F.]

Kris

There is no America, in the way you think there should be. Besides, the media is all too powerful. It takes very little to sway the opinion of the majority. Fairness is not part of the equation, we just pretend it is.

[Darryl Dunphy]

..Kris..This is a perfect time to rid this orginization of this clown. This is just my opinion. But since day 1 i thought it was a HUGE mistake bringing Johnson here. Sadly this incedent did happen. Johnson could be 100 percent innocent..I get that. I just think this gives the team the opportunity to let him go. I don't think he is much of a football player anymore. I think he is more interested in acting a fool then really contributing to a team..I think his act is tired, and run it's course. If it is worth 20-30 catches 3-4 td's great. but I think we can get just as much if not more production from the young guys.

As cheap as it sounds this is the time to make this happen for the greater good of this franchise. Chad Johnson is nothing more then a horn blower.

[Is As Does ... Will Continue To do]

I could care less who the aggressor was in this altercation. This MediaWhooore Fool should be sent packing for just associating with this BallahsDollahWhooore.

[Ben F.]

Kris

Armando is quicly lynching CJ just by the title he chose for his blog. Yet, you still supprt him by coming here and justify his lynch mob perspective.

[Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of The Closet]

Thanks Kris,

I........ah..........never mind..........

Odin ;)

[The Crusher]

The 2012 Phish are not Super Bowl Contenders. We all know this. In my view we are a developmental team, so I feel that the only vet WR that we should keep is Devon Bess. I would keep 6 WR's and the other 5 would be Pruitt, Wallace, Fuller, Cunningham, and Matthews.Could they be any worse than Hartline, Naanee,and Johnson...you betcha...could they be alot better...perhaps. So as a team on the rise, bring the young guys along and jetison the old dead weight.I just dont see the sense of letting 1 or more of these young wideouts get away when the vets you keep are not making anyone forget Duper and Clayton.

[Kris]

Ben F.....

Some times support comes in the form of protest....

[Ben F.]

It does cost us something to hold Chad until the final cut. It will cost Philbin credibility issues. It is already a distraction and will continue to be whether he behaves or not. It costs practice reps that can go to otherse. It cost too much to keep him any longer.

[Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of The Closet]

Lee Evans got cut today bring him in if he's healthy!

Posted by: Jimbo | August 12, 2012 at 04:32 PM

You're kidding .......right?

Lee Evans got cut? WHY?

Isn't he the Bills WR that ALWAYS seemed to KILL US? I wouldn't mind Lee Evans at all. If he's healthy of course.

[Yesterday's Gone]

Just let the decision to cut CJ be a "football decision". CJ doesnt have a history with the law, so on a 1st run in with law, it's very unfair for the fins org to play judge, jury, and executioner far before all of the facts are in.

We lose nothing at all by using the last 3 preseason games as rope to let CJ hang himself. Though preseason game 1(dropped only pass attempted to him) is a extremely small sampling size. It's already CJ earns a starting spot, or he's out the door anyway.

This has been a win-win situation for the team since CJ's signing. He becomes a starter and it's only 1 million spent. He doesnt, and he would have been shown the door. Cussing tirade at his interview, and this latest incident, or not.

[Kris]

Daryl.....

In some ways I agree with you....after watching Hard Knocks yesterday....I too feel that Johnson is little more than a clown who disrespects the game....and ALL who he love it...but I thought that long before the FINS signed him...and LONG before that episode.....

were we differ is production.....

I thank he can still play...I think Belicheat wanted to prove something to the world...and belicheat hs the luxury of a being able to bench/cut potential fring HOFers.....

Philbin...NOT SO MUCH.....i believe Johnson stays....and we ALL appreciate him for his football prowess come DEC.....

[Dashi]

Way to much over reaction. Yes, What Chad did was wrong.

But we need to think things thru. I understand Chad is Hard headed but his face looks fine for someone who just Slashed someone elses face open. I expected to see a Bump on His Coconut Head at least.

This wouldn't be a hard decision if FlatLine was playing. But since we don't have a Legit Wr. It makes this situation something that the Fins have to take their time with.

Yes, Chad dropped the 1 Pass. But did u see how Open he was. The skills are still there, a little bit.

Which other Wr on the Roster gets as much Separation? Flatline? Naanee?

[Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of the Closet]

Dec? We will be long out of it by Nov. Jus sayin.

[Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of the Closet]

Dashi

Whose turn it tonight. mine or yours?

[Stinco Say What ?]

If you haven't seen Chad whatever he's calling himself now Bond hearing, it's must see TV. It is video proof of the only time he was EVER captured on camera, where 3 people are talking and he doesn't utter a word.

[Yesterday's Gone]

Philbin's credibility? Who says that, Armando? Who made Armando king of what it is and isnt?

What will cost Philbin credibilty issues, is if this team shows no sign of improvement over the next couple years. Or a Cam Cameron type 1st and only year(1-15).

If that happens(1-15)Philbin can cut CJ at this now and very moment and still wont be back as fins hc in 2013. Winning and losing determines a hc's credibility. Dont let Armando establish his faulty thinking on your brain.

[Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of The Closet]

Crusher,

That's all fine and dandy. Except we have a rookie 1st rounder that needs to develop too.

Tannehill is playing good. He could possibly step up and earn the starting job. I think it would be a HUGE mistake in Tannehill's development, hanging him out there with a bunch of youngsters and Rookies.

At the VERY LEAST, Nannee and Bess have to stay for Tannehill's sake.

If he's going to start this year and learn on the fly, he HAS TO HAVE experienced veteran receivers to work with.

I understand what you're saying and this isn't any kind of personal attack. I even agree with the principle. But overall and realistically speaking, I would go the other direction and try to get Tannehill as many experienced receivers as possible.

I would keep 6 too and some of the young guys. Wallace and Pruitt have looked good. But in regards to Tannehill, I have to get some experienced vets.

-Odin- ;)

[Baskin Robins]

Hey Coalition

Most domestic charges are misdemeanors. Does that make it right and okay? Malicous intent brings felony into play. He flew off the coop for being caught a cheater. Don't thin the commish isn't looking at this one. He and Chad are fairly close ya know.

[Yesterday's Gone]

Boy, some of you are like naive sheep led to the slaughter. You depend on Armando to do your thinking for you. How sad, how so very sad.

[Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of The Closet]

Dec? We will be long out of it by Nov. Jus sayin.

Posted by: Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of the
Closet | August 12, 2012 at 04:43 PM

Come On Fake Monkey Boy!

I thought we were going to stop the shyt?

C'Mon HamBone!

[Kris]

YG.....

You misunderstand me...

Armando has no bearing on my thinking....

Philbin has NO credibility because he hasn't coached a game as a HC....that is why he has no credibility...especially when you compare Philbin's resume to that of belicheat...which I did in my post.....

Armando is a non-factor...when it comes to issues of credibility....i'd love to look in his closet....