I confess that I don't know Joe Philbin well enough to vouch for exactly where he's coming from. I don't always know when he's kidding or serious. I don't know if he's a fiery motivator or professorial schemer. I can guess, but I cannot say I know 100 percent.
So today I asked coach if he's got a pregame or night-before speech ready to go for Saturday night or Sunday.
"I've got some ideas," Philbin said. "Sometimes I go on instinct but there's some thoughts I have, a couple of things I'm toying around with. They'll be different than some of my famous ones in Green Bay that I used to do the day before. I have to change up because I can't be quite the way I was when I was an assistant."
Um, ok, I'll bite: What was your most famous speech, coach?
"Probably the one where I dressed up like a pilgrim the day before a Thanksgiving Day game," Philbin said. "That's probably the most famous one."
Seriously?
"I'm totally serious," said the former Green Bay offensive coordinator. "I sent my wife out to the costume store. I had the buckles and the big hat and the whole bit. The point was we were playing the Lions and so it was Thanksgiving and they knew that over the years I'd done some spoofs on the Boston Marathon and the midnight ride of Paul Revere. I'd rubbed Massachusetts in their face. So the real point was we have to stick together like a family and play like a team. That was kind of the message."







Dear Mr. Salguero
1st....take that YEAH!
Soiled :)
Posted by: SoiledBottom | September 06, 2012 at 03:35 PM
Maybe he'll dress up as the 53rd roster player.
Posted by: DP | September 06, 2012 at 03:37 PM
Dear Mr. Salguero
He should get a hair piece and dress as Jeff Ireland and say the Boogies man will cut you if you play bad this Sunday.
More hair for coach Philban
Soiled :)
Posted by: SoiledBottom | September 06, 2012 at 03:41 PM
As Kris knows, I'll have my annual pregame speech myself for the team. However (I know, it's criminal), I might have to give it Saturday, as Sunday I'm going to miss watching the game, because some idiot member of my family decided to have a birthday party at Yankees Stadium on NFL OPENING WEEKEND!!
Effing family, can't live with 'em, can't tie 'em to your trunk and haul 'em down the road.
Posted by: DC Dolfan | September 06, 2012 at 03:51 PM
Represent MA! Nice! Go get 'em coach! I have faith!
Paul
Western MA
Posted by: Paul | September 06, 2012 at 03:55 PM
Instead of practicing his pre-game speeches, Philbin should be practicing his post-game excuses.
Not a lot of game balls to be handed out in the Dolphins locker room this year...
Posted by: Gary Stevens | September 06, 2012 at 03:56 PM
I understand the concept of motivating players but some of the stuff coaches do boggles the mind. Dressing up like Paul Revere or a turkey?
Come on Joe, you're the HC now, get somebody else to play dress up.
Posted by: cocoajoe | September 06, 2012 at 03:57 PM
and then he said. "lets go get a dam n snack"
Posted by: BoulderPhinFan | September 06, 2012 at 03:57 PM
I don't give myself a speech. I get a case of Bud (for friends too of course) and a pizza.
Posted by: MiamiD20 | September 06, 2012 at 04:03 PM
They will probably dress Jake Long as a Turkey.
Posted by: Dolfdan13 | September 06, 2012 at 04:04 PM
To Those Concerned About The Invisible 53rd Man:
"If you cant win with 53 players, what does it matter to have one less?"
If we had 153 players the Texans would probably still hand us our fishy mammally assses Sunday. We couldnt get out of our own way with only 52 players Sunday.
Posted by: Yesterday'sGone | September 06, 2012 at 04:05 PM
The man has lost his god damn mind before a game has even been played.
Posted by: Serpico Jones | September 06, 2012 at 04:06 PM
lobster traps?
Posted by: 2 watt | September 06, 2012 at 04:07 PM
What I really care about is the post game speech after a loss.
All 4 preseason speeches were identical.
The team didn't get the hint. So, you'd think he'd try to change it up.
Posted by: The truth is... | September 06, 2012 at 04:09 PM
sexxx pistols.?
Posted by: 2 watt | September 06, 2012 at 04:09 PM
cowher 2013.
Posted by: 2 watt | September 06, 2012 at 04:13 PM
go joe !
Posted by: 2 watt | September 06, 2012 at 04:17 PM
Now I have a very clear idea of what the strategy is on Sunday. Incredible interview MANDO. :)
Posted by: Poizen | September 06, 2012 at 04:17 PM
I can't wait to watch Tanny throw completions to our stud WR's.
Posted by: Sarcastic Basterd | September 06, 2012 at 04:21 PM
Lobster Trap, anyone?
Sad.
Posted by: Goodison Parke | September 06, 2012 at 04:29 PM
MD20
Your friends might like you more if you quit buying them Buttwiper...BLUCK!
Posted by: thavafin | September 06, 2012 at 04:35 PM
I think I smell a team of dying fish and some mean Texans getting ready have a fish fry. Ol Joey needs to dress up as a loose hooker and run towards the goal line when the fish are floundering without direction. That'll get their collective compass pointing towards the goal, scratch, hooker.
Posted by: Craig | September 06, 2012 at 04:44 PM
Phins win
17 - 13
your welcome.
Posted by: thavafin | September 06, 2012 at 04:48 PM
It can't be Knut Rockne before every game in the room. It has to lighten up sometimes.
Post game pressers, seriously, you actually believe he will provide any insight on a game people already watched. Most of you trolls already know every player in college and the NFL.
The defense didn't bring their A game. Yep, seen that too.
What a bunch of dopes you guys are.
Posted by: klndry | September 06, 2012 at 04:50 PM
Hmm...
Posted by: oscar canosa | September 06, 2012 at 04:54 PM
According to everyone who has ever worked beside him, Philbin is an exceptionally bright man with a dry sense of humor (perhaps tempered a bit recently by his family tragedy).
I like him plenty, and as someone who believes that teams eventually take on the personality of the person at the top I think Miami will evolve into a much smarter operation over time.
But this year? It's simply asking too much. I agree FULLY with the decision to go with Tannehill and believe he probably has a bright future but I can't see any way he and the team don't struggle badly this season. Even if Manning had come, this would still be a squad with too many fundamental issues to compete at a high level.
Not looking for more than 5 or 6 wins this year, fellas. I think that's just being honest. But moving forward, I think they picked a good one in Philbin. He gets a pass from me in Year One in the W/L column. Not much he can do about it.
Posted by: dr. roberts | September 06, 2012 at 04:58 PM
Not exactly the update I was hoping for Armando, but thanks just the same.
My Keys to Victory Sunday:
1. We need to get very Lucky.
2. We need a Ton of Luck.
3. We need to get EXTREMELY Lucky.
It's pretty much the same Keys I need to have a successful Saturday Night ;)
ValHalla!!!!
-Odin- ;)
Posted by: Coalition To Get Coalition Out Of The Closet | September 06, 2012 at 05:12 PM
Of course, we need a few 3 and outs.
Posted by: oscar canosa | September 06, 2012 at 05:13 PM
Will Philbin be Pilgrim or Turkey?
Posted by: redsky | September 06, 2012 at 05:19 PM
Pray to Voodoo Princess TITUBA! Only Tituba can lead you to victory! All other attempts will be FUTILE!
Posted by: Pierre Touissant of Port au Prince, Haiti. | September 06, 2012 at 05:20 PM
Also, it would help if Houston were to be very rusty and we not.(It didn't appear so in their Game vs NO this pre-Season).
Posted by: oscar canosa | September 06, 2012 at 05:20 PM
Alright. But still, hmm...
Posted by: oscar canosa | September 06, 2012 at 05:24 PM
Why doesn't he dress up like a WR...or a CB...or a TE...or a RG. Something we really need.
Posted by: Lucadawg | September 06, 2012 at 05:27 PM
Philbin is a Teacher. He has said so about himself x times including today. I believe him.
Posted by: oscar canosa | September 06, 2012 at 05:32 PM
Which former Dolphins coach would look the funniest dressed like a turkey?? I'm between Sparano and Wannstedt.
Posted by: Frustrated Fins Fan | September 06, 2012 at 05:33 PM
Philbin can dress up like the pilgrim, and the team will show up the turkey when they take the field and then philbin will have his thankful for this opportunity speech all ready to go when they LOSE.
Posted by: What Man | September 06, 2012 at 05:35 PM
Also, it is obvious, at least to me, that Philbin is very bright.
Posted by: oscar canosa | September 06, 2012 at 05:35 PM
The only thing that makes this game winnable, and I use the term loosely, is the fact that we know exactly what to expect from Houston and they haven't got much of a clue as to what to expect from Miami. I think Joe is playing us all with his self deprecating ways. He doesn't seem like the type to go into the game with an attitude that a loss is okay. I think he's playing his cards close to his vest and we may all be a little surprised that Miami isn't as inept on offense as most people believe. Hopefully, Houston will be the most surprised. We shall see soon enough.
Phins Up!
Posted by: inFINS | September 06, 2012 at 05:36 PM
Soiled, Yeah has not been here for 1.5 years.
Folks, we go 11-5 this year. Bank on it.
Posted by: Timothy Couch | September 06, 2012 at 05:37 PM
Which former Dolphins coach would look the funniest dressed like a turkey?? I'm between Sparano and Wannstedt.
Posted by: Frustrated Fins Fan | September 06, 2012 at 05:33 PM
Sparano is a natural Turkey.
Waandshyt is a Shyt Bird.
Posted by: Tim in Tampa | September 06, 2012 at 05:38 PM
Folks, we go 11-5 this year. Bank on it.
Posted by: Timothy Couch | September 06, 2012 at 05:37 PM
Got your hands on some good crack did ya?
Posted by: Ryan Leaf | September 06, 2012 at 05:40 PM
11-5 this year??? LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
I think he meant we went 11-5 in 2008
he couldnt be serious, no-one can when predicting this team to win more than 5-6 games this year, HAD TO BE A TYPO!
Posted by: What Man | September 06, 2012 at 05:46 PM
Good idea, Mando.
I declare that henceforth we shall refer to Coach Philbin as "Joe."
I hope Joe has the boys ready to play Sunday!
Posted by: YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR | September 06, 2012 at 05:46 PM
The NFL schedule will line 'em up, and we will knock 'em down.
11-5.
Posted by: The Timster | September 06, 2012 at 05:48 PM
I have seen subtle signs of Players that were here before these new Coaches arrived having improved. Of course, no chance that any smart Man would let on anything with a constant camera at his back.
Posted by: oscar canosa | September 06, 2012 at 05:52 PM
MD20 Your friends might like you more if you quit buying them Buttwiper...BLUCK!
Posted by: thavafin | September 06, 2012 at 04:35 PM
Everyone has their preference, just as long as your preference isn't light beer. I'd go yungling but some of my boys don't like dark beer....it's unfortunate
Posted by: MiamiD20 | September 06, 2012 at 05:56 PM
How about this? If the fins beat Houston then all of you clowns with your sarcastic BS jokes go root for NY and leave us real fans to our team?
Coach Philbin is the real deal.
Go Fins!!!
Posted by: Kappowski | September 06, 2012 at 05:57 PM
Still, NOTHING is proven yet, good or bad, on Philbin as a HC and any attempt to do so now would be fallacious.
Posted by: oscar canosa | September 06, 2012 at 05:58 PM
How about this? If the fins beat Houston then all of you clowns with your sarcastic BS jokes go root for NY and leave us real fans to our team?
Coach Philbin is the real deal.
Go Fins!!!
Posted by: Kappowski | September 06, 2012 at 05:57 PM
And when houston beats the holy crap out of the phins this sunday, will you and your ignorant friends please leave this blog for good and quit denying how awful ross and ireland have transformed this franchise into utter s#it since they came here?
Posted by: What Man | September 06, 2012 at 06:02 PM
Were Romo and DeMarcus Ware really Ireland's finds?
Posted by: oscar canosa | September 06, 2012 at 06:10 PM
Are you ready to lose on Sunday? The Dolphins have STUNK for a very long time. Love this easy WIN on Sunday. The joke of the NFL, Miami Dolphins.
Posted by: Texan Fan. | September 06, 2012 at 06:17 PM
Hey i know what miami has that the texans dont... a championship, untill u get one, STOP TALKING!!
Posted by: ImWhatTexan | September 06, 2012 at 06:25 PM
I'd tell the team, the texans are much better then we are, it's not a disgrace to get your ass kicked by a very good football team. Now,, go out there and lose.
Posted by: DragonFly34 | September 06, 2012 at 06:30 PM
Best speech for philbin to his team before the game is * Watch how a real team plays to win* and make sure to take notes.....I-PADS included
Posted by: superPHIN | September 06, 2012 at 06:33 PM
It doesn't matter if you have 52 or 50 or 49 0n the roster, you can only dress 46 with the rest inactive.
Posted by: mike | September 06, 2012 at 06:34 PM
Miles Finch, damn it you beat me to it.,
Posted by: mike | September 06, 2012 at 06:36 PM
I know this is probably irrelevant, but both the 49'ers and Patsies were 0-4 in the preseason last year.
If we get to 8-8 this year, it's great...and not so.
Great to see real progress, but smack dab at #20 or so in the draft.
I would hope we would ALL consider it a success if Tannehill was in the top5-6 for rookie of the year. Even if it got Ireland an undeserved stay of execution.
Fins now and always.
How about a miracle Sunday!!
Posted by: IMAWriter | September 06, 2012 at 06:42 PM
How about them TEXANS!
Posted by: Texan Fan. | September 06, 2012 at 06:45 PM
DC Dolfan:
Feel bad for you, dude. All of my family members and friends know where I am if the Dolphins are playing. If they forget, tough luck because I make no exceptions. Fu.k em"!
Posted by: stillhardcoredolphinsfan | September 06, 2012 at 06:50 PM
Texan Fan:
Just curious? What the fu.k are you doing on a Dolphins' blog? Go back to your daily affirmation circle-jerk contest with your gay-ass Texas but- buddies....d.ckbrain!
Posted by: stillhardcoredolphinsfan | September 06, 2012 at 06:53 PM