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A win for the Dolphins and something more

EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. -- I have no idea if the Dolphins are going to make the playoffs. No one does.

As of today, they are still on the outside looking in as Baltimore is holding the final AFC playoff spot over Miami despite both teams having the same 6-6 record. The Ravens, you'll recall, defeated the Dolphins and that is the difference between them now.

Frankly, I saw a bad first half from Miami Sunday followed by a promising second half. That speaks about these Dolphins because they are nothing if not inconsistent. So I can't tell you that fine second half dominance over the Jets is going to carry over to next week.

Or the week after.

Or the one after that.

But I do know this:

The Dolphins ruined the Jets season on Sunday. They not only beat the Jets, they demoralized them.

The Dolphins pounded not one but two Jets quarterbacks. People got benched.

Rex Ryan was sick about it.

That's the Jets we're talking about. And the Dolphins just about put their season to bed.

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If I was named Morty I wouldn't be laughing at anyone...

I had Jewish girl friend once, I wouldn't call them cheap They lavish themselves in expensive toys hat are FAR from being CHEAP

Just as a whole, Jewish people are VERY MONEY CONSCIOUS. HUGE difference. They believe in the great power of NEGOTIATING, not spending in unconsciousness.

As for tipping, that server has to EARN it. They tip based on how well they felt they were served. Canadians and Georgians are usually the worst tippers of all. But, shall we call them Jews, also?

If I was named Morty I wouldn't be laughing at anyone...

Posted by: Marc | December 02, 2013 at 07:24 PM

That is the best you can do? Pathetic. Stick to your suburban backyard where you are not out of your league.

Actually, I think that blacks are the worst tippers based on feedback from all the strippers and strip club bartenders I've talked to...I'm just saying I'm not stingy at all and I make a decent living. I wasn't stingy when I made less. I don't make a scene or fuss about minor costs. I've seen them do that. I'm embarrassed for them.

Canadians and Georgians are usually the worst tippers of all. But, shall we call them Jews, also?

Posted by: Sam I Am | December 02, 2013 at 07:34 PM

The Brits are notoriously cheap when it comes to tipping. Makes sense because there are very few Jews in England to teach them.

Spot on point though, you have to EARN your tip with the Jews. Exceed your task and you will be rewarded exorbitantly. Screw up and you'll miss out.

I doubt tipping is determined by race or ethnicicity. It's circumstances, life experience and upbringing.

Well, no $hit Dark...It just so happens that the majority of those that don't happen to have had the upbringing or circumstances to make it true...

Actually, I think that blacks are the worst tippers based on feedback from all the strippers and strip club bartenders I've talked to...I

Posted by: Marc | December 02, 2013 at 07:40 PM


Strippers are in general for lower income people. People with money want more than a looksie.

In most countries brothels are perfectly legal bars with women available, you can shmooze and chooze who you want at a very reasonable cost. Only here in Puritan American, curse of the Brits, strip bars are popular because there are not many other good options. A real fine young thing from an escort service is going to be $$$$$ and if you go to the street or personal ads you constantly run the risk of entrapment by the police or simply being ripped off.

Strippers are for poor American losers. They only tease you and frustrate you.

I've banged plenty of strippers and escorts alike in America and abroad. They might frustrate YOU because of your obviously pompous attitude. Try bringing coke next time ;)

You won't find many foreigners in strip bars here because they don't get it. What's the point? It's like ordering fine champagne but not being allowed to drink it. Where they come from, they don't have such nonsense boundaries.

Maaaan, there are a lot of closet Jet fans on this blog.
Maybe all of ' em can petition to get married!

Interesting.

In all seriousness, I don't see anyone beating Peyton in the playoffs this year.

He is a man on a mission.

He''ll get his revenge on Brady. Those NFC teams are not good enough to stop him either.

Only thing stopping Peyton will be his ankles or some other injury.

I have been criticized for over tipping. No worry, I know here I belong.

Where I belong.

Oscar @ 6:14-
Is Heinz Field shaped like a man's mouth? If so, Bill's diikkkk might be interested in visiting.

elmo seattle will kill denver in super bowl mark it down

No. The Dolphins will beat the Cowboys in the Superbowl. Take that to the Bridge moFo.

I said before that Vernon will be Venom this season. It took a few more games than expected , but here we are.
Likewise I said Jordan is an OLB. In whatever scheme, this is being proven before our eyes.
The reason Tannyhill is missing thew lomg ball, is that he is not getting the ball out in time. This is not entirely on him. Receivers, coaching ,and the rest of it, as we all know, make my point.

Please put Matt Moore in at QB and I know we will win the last four games. He will be able to hit those long ball that RT has been missing.

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