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Mercury Morris takes on Al Michaels, Jamal Charles and impersonates Jim Brown

The Dolphins today added four new members to their Walk of Fame. Linebacker Kim Bokamper, receiver O.J. McDuffie, guard Keith Sims and running back Mercury Morris were added to the place where team alumni, coaches and fans who have made significant contributions are added and honored.

And in accepting the honor, Mercury Morris went all Mercury Morris on several subjects.

In the video below, he takes on Jamal Charles, Al Michaels and does an impression of Jim Brown:

 

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Mercury Morris is absolutely right. I am sick of the commentators on Sunday night, Monday night, any night... saying "he is the best ever at ..." There is no QB active today that is the best ever, no WR, no player until there career is over and they can be viewed in their entirety. Every time they say this, are either disrespecting the players of old, or show an incredible lack of historical knowledge.

Jeff Darlington reports Wells has cancelled all additional meetings with Dolphin players after a second meeting with J. Martin. Good chance the Fins will be reinstating Incognito to the team. Anyone of you want to tell me again how Incognito's career is over and he will never play football again? He will not only play, he will probably be back in a Dolphin uniform AND get a standing ovation at SunLife.

Boobyd12 Cogs will NEVER play a down for Miami again!! There I told you!

But if he did he would get a standing O from Dolphin fans....so you are half correct!

If Cogs is only guilty of being a boor (as are 50% of the NFL) he will play again. My guess is for the Packers or redskins, who DESPERATELY need O-Line help. Even as soon as 2 weeks perhaps.
That is, of course barring Goodell's interceding, or the Fins not releasing Richie.

But other than for depth, why have Cogs back. It will again bring focus on the past. This is about NOW. If he doesn't get signed, then Ireland, or hopefully his successor can negotiate a new and cheaper deal.

Come on Bobbyd12, even doubtful Cogs gets a standing ovation from fans. It's about "BULLYING MAN", what kind of message would they be sending to their kids. True, there will be a "isolated few" IRRESPONSIBLE fans whom probably would.

And all of the SEX OFFENDER fans would cheer too. Or do you also forget his perverted actions at the golf course. Do you have a daughter?

Lastly, Sam Brenner's playing very well, leaving no earthly reason to bring slime like Cogs back to the team.

Martin neither, regardless of the circumstance, you do not QUIT on your team.

Those players were intelligent, class acts, like the coach. Nothing like today's romper room of ebonic diaper boys.

The organization can not bring back Cogs simply for the n-word tapes. Even though it is commonly said in all lockerrooms, welcome to politically correct society. Then, what is the point of risking any further distraction with just a few games left in the season and no interest in resigning him? None.

He will play again though. Certainly. Probably for a playoff team this year.

IMAWriter, Exactly! It reopens he PR NIGHTMARE once again. The press attacks players with Cogs questions all over again.

We're trying to make a playoffs run for god's sake, players do not need their focus COGGED UPPED.

Your right Sam you never quit on your team Martin may never play for anybody again, not tough enough it is a big boys game. Incognito should be reinstated but probably won;t and maybe shouldn't why mess with the chemistry now .

oh I forgot I loved mercury

The Cogs issue is plain and simple....it has nothing to do with him using nig ger in a recording. That word has no meaning today. The black community has made the word a part of there everyday English....as well as rap community and Hispanic community.
Cogs will not be back because Philbin didn't want him last year after his boorish behavior and most importantly than that is Ross doesn't want him because he is an embarrassment to the franchise.
So in essence he is done with Miami.

Dolphins can simply cut a deal with Cogs to place him on the Non-football injury list for what would be the final 2 games. Literally paying him to go away and take his chances in fa next season.

Telling you guys, the most damaging thing to his playing career isn't the Martin mess. It's the golf course perversion. Every team is now aware of this.

Most of these NFL GM's have sisters, wives, and daughters.

Most of these NFL GM's have sisters, wives, and daughters.

Posted by: Sam I Am | December 10, 2013 at 07:44 PM

Didn't stop the Steelers from keeping RaperBurger.

It's already been widely reported they retained Cogs only to keep him away from our competition as long as possible. Makes sense.

COGS IS AN ADMITTED SEXUAL PERVERT. HIS VICTIM WAS PAID NOT TOGO TO THE POLICE.

IF I WERE ANTHER GM, THAT'S ALL I WOULD NEED TO KNOW TO STAY AWAY FROM HIM.

IF I WERE A FATHER IN TE CITY THAT DOES SIGN COGS AND HE PERVERTED HIMSELF TO MY DAUGHTER. I WOULD HAVE HIM JAILED AND SUE THE PANTS OFF OF THAT NFL TEAM.

THAT TEAM KNEW BEFORE BRINGING COGS IN THAT HE HAS A SEXUALLY PERVERTED HISTORY.

All of the homers dreams will be dashed come Sunday Eh?

Sam most of the posters on here are racist and perverts....look at Marc, MIT, Kris, Craig M..etc.

CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU GUYS AVOID THE COGS GOLF COURSE INCIDENT. IS BECAUSE THE VICTIM'S SKIN ISN'T WHITE ENOUGH FOR YOU?

WOULD YOU FEEL THE SAME ABOUT COGS WERE IT YOUR DAUGHTER?


All of the homers dreams will be dashed come Sunday Eh?

Posted by: Ape Tamer | December 10, 2013 at 07:50 PM


Go SUX on that banana....yu said the same thing the last 2 weeks...in fact keep saying it cuz ur always wrong..then we beat the your team the patsy's

No Sam they avoid it cuz they are perverts too. Think back to Marc with his racist rants about jews and what the females do. Mark in Toronto and Craig M glorifying strippers...Kris the same crap. These peeps have no respect for women.

What BenRaper did was far worse. Forced a teenage girl into a mens room barricaded by his body guards. That is from the police reports. Nobody is suing the team.

What I don't get is if you really believe what you are writing about what Cogs did to that women then why do you allow MIT, Marc, Kris and Craig M a pass with there perversion?
Only that loser Bill A calls them out on it. Nobody supports him when he does.

Kwacka cannot sue if no charges were pressed. Big Ben bought his way out of 2 rapes not just that one.


Didn't stop the Steelers from keeping RaperBurger.

Posted by: Kwacka | December 10, 2013 at 07:46 PM


Difficult to get to the truth with drunken sluts who say yes/no/yes/no throughout the entire ordeal. Exactly why Jameis Winston is off the hook today.

Huge holes develops into the ALLEDGED victim's allegations.

Cog's situation is pretty cut and dry. He paid an X amount of dollars to shut her up. Too bad we'll never know the amount with the gag order in place.

Let's not pretend half the players in the NFL have not forced or abused women. Marshall has done it many times over and still gets featured in the ESPN post game show in his dapper duds.

Besides, who isn't a pervert? Humans are sex crazed to the point of insanity. Sex drives every decision we make.

Greg I choose to stay out of unwinnable circumstances here.

The Cogs reinstatement thing got underneath my skin a little because some here think they speak for everyone here(Bobbyd12).

Cogs is a damn pervert, a danger to the city, and a public relations nightmare. Yet some want this piece of trash back to team and city?

WTF, EVER!

Well, Marino committed adultery.

Only a Jests fan would want Incognito back.

Posted by: Kwacka | December 10, 2013 at 08:00 PM

So, are you saying since some guys suck cack its ok for you to suck cack too?

Society is out of whack. If you can catch a football they will forgive you for repeated incidents of spousal abuse. Yet if you work in the mail room and touch a female coworker on the shoulder you get fired.

http://www.thephinsider.com/2013/12/10/5195902/a-breakdown-of-dion-jordans-impact-on-cameron-wakes-strip-sack

good review of the raperburger fumble play.

I went to Watchung Hills Regional High School with Keith Simms. So, happy to see he is being honored and recognized for his great contributions to the Fins. He has always been a class guy and this recognition is really well placed.

Good for you Keith!

So, are you saying since some guys suck cack its ok for you to suck cack too?

Posted by: Sam I Am | December 10, 2013 at 08:07 PM


No. Those are your words, not mine.

If you are so peeved about Cogs I find it ironic you are even a football fan. The majority of players have certainly done worse than touch a girl with a golf club. Let's not pretend we are so naive here.

The Cogs 'issue' is an easy one…..the OLINE performed better when he was out…the team played better when he was out. He should be cut and the teams should move on from his mediocre play and contestant distractions.

I think the OLINE should ALL be big nasty M Fer's and take on that identity as a group
OR
They should be a no named band of brothers who require little attention but drive steady positive results.

Cogs was going for big and nasty. Unfortunately the rest of the unit wasn't.

Incognito will be banned from the NFL for extortion, bullying, racism, and holding team meetings at a stip club. He is a dispicable human being and only supported by dispicable human beings. Glad he's off my team.

STFU Sam, we get it. You don't like Cogs. Get over it, did he harrass YOUR family. No. So just STFU. And how come Armando isn't eating crow on here, where is the article about how this WHOLE this was a crock of shyt. That Martin was in the wrong? No, we won't get that. But you can scroll through the archives and read story after story as Armando trashes these coaches, these players and this team! Well FK that and FK you Armando Salguero.
YOU SHOULD BE FIRED you GD HYPOCRIT POS!!!!
ARMANDO is more MORE GUILTY of BULLYING than Cogs!
Just ask the reader he BULLIED.
Armando is hypocritical trash.


The majority of players have certainly done worse than touch a girl with a golf club. Let's not pretend we are so naive here.

Posted by: Kwacka | December 10, 2013 at 08:10 PM


Wouldn't knowingly want any of those guys on my football team either. That's the point my friend.

Naire a one!

Of course, the results of the investigation by Ted Wells won't be published until 2014. Nobody wants that sh-t dropping here as the Playoffs approaches, least of al the NFL.

Philbin wanted Incognito cut over the golf incident but Irescum said no.

deity, you seem to ALWAYS be angry. Need any help with that?

Nah, I'm good.

diety, by help with that, I mean we do have a resident blog psychiatrist.

He goes by name of Dr. Oscar Canosa.

The game vs the Pats comes down to the same old thing as always... can we bring a lot of pressure on Brady? Can we bring it for a WHOLE game and rough him up? Vernon, Wake, Starks, Odrick, Solai, Jordan, Ellerbe, Wheeler, Misi...against the best is when we need you guys the most. I want to see Brady's jersey torn, muddy and grass stained...get it? We need to hammer that guy period!

Ah Oscar the Fraud. I am very familiar with Oscar the Fraud Sam. And he is no doctor. Deity knows more of the comings and going of this blog than you do my friend.

Posted by: deity | December 10, 2013 at 08:27 PM

LMAO!

The OL is playing much better without Inconito anyway.

I can't help anybody that says, I'm good. Then, What are you doing here? Usually, the family clarifies.

Its like when a girl says "whatever" @ 828. That's when you know you're winning fellas.

Hey Oscar, anyone expose you again lately? If not, I'd be glad to take that charge. Or would you rather not play that game this eve?

oscar, you cant seem to even help yourself.

I would never have a girl say, whatever; I'll throw her out. They have to say, god-am put it into me already!, as many times have happened to me.

My fins offseason

Im guessing all staff stays intact based on last wins.

First cut or trade OT Martin. There is no room on my team for pansies this is football if you don't have thick skin then get out!

Cut Patterson- Saves $5mill next yr cap

Fins FA (Resign)
1-CB Grimes 3 words pay the man
2-CB Nolan Carroll(has played nicely this year and shouldn't be too expensive
3-DT Paul Soliai (I think Soliai is more needed for run defense and should be cheaper to keep)
4-OT Will Yeatman (depth)
5- Resign Clabo for one more year if he doesn't earn a spot cut him


Do not resign

Starks- unfortunately you can't sign both and Paul is more solid on run defense

Clemons- although he is solid I want more of a playmaking safety

FA

1- KC OG Jon Asamoah (the top OG on the market and also very young

Draft

1- Tenn OT- Antonio Richardson (our new LT)
2- UF CB Loucheiz Purifoy (Great CB that can learn from Grimes)
3- Penn State DT DaQuan Jones (developmental DT)
4- Ill OLB Johnathon Brown (depth possible OLB replacement for Wheeler)

Rest Depth

New OL
LT- Richardson
LG- Asamoah
C- Pouncey
RG- Jerry/Garner
RT- Thomas (I bet he is the new RT next year)/Clabo if Thomas isn't ready

Clemons is replaced with Jones/WIlson

Notice how the blog is quieter after a good performance?

Let there be no doubt, 80% of the regulars here are trolls just looking to get a rise out of people.

Oh, Oscar, you have an incredible knowledge of my body. I know, Baby, I'm a Doctor.

ONLY take a clitoris between pursed lips, then sukkk it like a Mango seed.

bk

Don't be expecting a call from Jerry Jones or Robert Kraft.

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