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Mercury Morris takes on Al Michaels, Jamal Charles and impersonates Jim Brown

The Dolphins today added four new members to their Walk of Fame. Linebacker Kim Bokamper, receiver O.J. McDuffie, guard Keith Sims and running back Mercury Morris were added to the place where team alumni, coaches and fans who have made significant contributions are added and honored.

And in accepting the honor, Mercury Morris went all Mercury Morris on several subjects.

In the video below, he takes on Jamal Charles, Al Michaels and does an impression of Jim Brown:

 

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Posted by: oscar canosa | December 10, 2013 at 08:44 PM


Dr Canosa many here are not so Floridians. They know nothing of this thing called "MANGO" no less its seed.

Oh, it's more or less half the shape of a clit, only slightly bigger, Sam.()

Sam I Am | December 10, 2013 at 08:49 PM

Do you live in a log cabin in the Ozarks???? Mangoes are common in every supermarket in the country unless maybe you are in the backlands.

Who saw the replay where the Steelers center Wallace grabbed Starks manhood? Feel bad for Starks...that's twisted.

By the way since we won..I'd like to say it seemed to me like the Steelers played very physical and some of the hits seemed dirty with a lot of helmet to helmet contact. Or was that just me?

Posted by: Martell | December 10, 2013 at 08:51 PM


I know of the mango very well. Hand delivered from the gods themselves.

I have been to some northern states where the mango seemed unknown.

Also, in So Fla, the mango are big as cantelope. Outside of So Fla they are as small as tennis balls.

What the hell is Morris talking about?
The statistic he refers to has nothing to do with whether someone is active or retired.
Hey Mercury --- When Hank Aaron hit his 715th home run, I guess he didn't break Babe Ruth's record because Hank wasn't retired??!!
Oh, by the way, you gotta love when he disses Jamaal Charles. Just so you know, Eugene, Charles already has over 200 more carries than you did in your career.
You sound like you're ON the planet Mercury.
And what a dopey way to acknowlege a great honor.
Good God.
And Armando -- you should clean up goofball posts like this Morris nonsense.....

Yeah, we have Big Mangoes down here, Sam.

Sam I Am, you must enjoy being wrong. A few irresponsible fans?? You obviously don't attend ANY games because if you did and talked to fans you would see the overwhelming support for Incognito. I saw a bunch of people walking around with I Support Incognito t shirts last game. You really have no clue. The Fins are paying him. When it comes out that Martin has dropped his complaint, which certainly seems the case according to Darlington, there is no reason not to bring him back. In fact, he Fins will look like fools and get more bad press by cutting him. My season ticket rep called me last week and I made it clear to him just like I said on here, if Incognito is cut over this, I will not renew my tickets, and you better believe, I won't. I will spend my money elsewhere, like on the Heat. Won't even hesitate.

I made it clear to him just like I said on here, if Incognito is cut over this, I will not renew my tickets, and you better believe, I won't. I will spend my money elsewhere, like on the Heat. Won't even hesitate.

Posted by: Bobbyd12 | December 10, 2013 at 09:03 PM

Yeah you say the same shiiiiit every season. Stick to your gayboy tailgate parties.

I remember Mercury in one game, where Griese threw behind him and exposed him to a big hit by a LB. He got up from that carpet as if he had been plugged into a high voltage outlet. I think he went to the bench and hid, probably Shula looking for him.

Nat Moore' "incognito will be banned by the NFL" you are just straight up dumber then the rock sitting outside my front door. In fact, the rock certainly has more brains then you ever will. Go watch some other sport, like womans basketball.

you are just straight up dumber then the rock sitting outside my front door.

Posted by: Bobbyd12 | December 10, 2013 at 09:10 PM

Dumber is you BoobyDouche for responding to one of the most obvious trolls on the planet. God are you freaking dumber than a camel dropping.

Posted by: Bobbyd12 | December 10, 2013 at 09:03 PM

Thats great Bobbyd12, maybe you'll enjoy having Cogs touch your wife, daughter, or sister privates with a golf club. Hunch her them from the rear, then appologize by pour liquid drink over their heads while in a DRUNKEN STUPOR.

Congratulations to you and any dolfan whom condom this type perverted sexual behavior.

I say that every year????? Hey troll pussie, the one year I said it and I didn't renew the next year, but being your tongue is in someone's anus 24/7 you would never know that. Does the world a favor, take a large caliber weapon, put it in your mouth and pull the trigger. That would make me happy.

Bunch of DRUNKS at night Eh?

condone

Once again, the golf incident had nothing to do with the Martin thing. The case was settled and went away. Media folks looking for dirt found something over a year old...that was handled...just to paint an even worse picture of Cog. It had nothing to do with the current case. The only thing Cogs is guilty of is being a loud, crass, obnoxious jackass. He's like Ramsey...in the bud light commercials...but at the end of the day...just like Ramsey...the guys in the locker room love him. He was one of the crew. Hey, it's only weird if it doesn't work. lol

This Fully Eplains Why Bobbyd1 Condones Cogs Behavior:


I say that every year????? Hey troll pussie, the one year I said it and I didn't renew the next year, but being your tongue is in someone's anus 24/7 you would never know that. Does the world a favor, take a large caliber weapon, put it in your mouth and pull the trigger. That would make me happy.

Posted by: Bobbyd12 | December 10, 2013 at 09:13 PM

Could it be TWINS separated at birth?

Hey pussie, how many times have I put where I sit in the stadium and told you to come down?? Lots and you never show. Now go back and hide behind your mommies skirt little girl because you will never be an actual man. Just a little girl with flowered panties

condom is the one I used to use at some times in my Life. You Canadians here know nuthing

It would be great to brig Cogs back to show Martin where he stands with a team. But, since things are really starting to click, I would not upset the chemistry now a unfortunately would not bring him back.

I also would not cut him if we don't have to so he could be picked up by someone trying to beat us.

Barbie fans love each other Eh?

Is there a doctor in the house

Posted by: drsamii | December 10, 2013 at 09:15 PM

Changes nothing. Even as far back as college, it confirms COGS has serious serious behavioral and mental issues.

It confirms the guy is a mental disaster waiting to explode all over anywhere he goes. But, that's ok, afterall, he is a WHITE MAN. wink-wink....

Sam I M, you just can't take the FACT you are wrong and the vast majority of fans support Incognito. It upsets you because you are WRONG so you cry on the blog. Like I said, if you ever attend an actual GAME you would see you are in he minority, but you wont because your scared to find out how foolish you would look. If you can't handle the truth, maybe you should watch women's basketball along with Nat.

Hey I agree with Bobby. No good reason not bring back Cogs if Martin drops his silly case or that guy finds no credibility to Martins conjured testimony. Which are both good possibilities. I just hate talking about the whole thing because it's a huge pile of media BS.

The FO and coaches would feel the heat if they cut Cogs without good reason. Not only from fans but also the locker room which would be the worst part.

Hey, Sam. Seriously, how do you feel about Dan Marino? Do you like our beloved Dolphin Legend? Are you crucifying him for cheating on his wife. Were you all over Brandon Marshall for fighting with his wife. Randy McMichael. Are you protesting Big Ben and the NFL for letting a guy play who allegedly raped to women? People are human. They make mistakes. He did it a year ago while he was drunk. He hasn't done anything like that before or since, that we know of. She was content to get paid and let it go but you can't?

Congratulations to you and any dolfan whom condom this type perverted sexual behavior.

Posted by: Sam I Am | December 10, 2013 at 09:13 PM


Are you drunk or a pervert?

Incognito is done in the NFL.

ANYWAY..........................................

Martin situation or no, Cogs was a HUGE LONGSHOT to be resigned in 2014.

HELLER...... Everyone, that's why Dallas Thomas was a 3rd rd draft pick. He didn't look so great in preseason, but, it doesn't change the reason he was drafted.

COGS potential replacement. Which now looks more like SAM BRENNER.

I think they should bring him back, but not to start. I think they bring him back for depth. Completely, agree, that we should not mess with the current chemistry. However, linemen are not growing on trees and you could be rolled up knee from needing another lineman. How many of you guys had a skipped heartbeat when it looked as if big paul got rolled up in pittsburgh?

The FO and coaches would feel the heat if they cut Cogs without good reason. Not only from fans but also the locker room which would be the worst part.

Posted by: TruthhurTs | December 10, 2013 at 09:22 PM


The good reason is the racist and plain defamatory incestual voice mails that have gone viral. The fins won't deal with the distraction of him coming back. There is a time to move on. That time was yesterday.

Incognito's been kicked off every team he's ever played for LOL

Posted by: Bobbyd12 | December 10, 2013 at 09:21 PM

Bobbyd12, why wait? Have our season ticket rep order your Heat season tickets now. COGS will not be back.

Hopefully you'll no longer attend this blog. Unquestionably you're as bad a garbage dumpster as Cogs.

I deeply apologize to garbage dumpsters everywhere.

Philbin already wanted him cut. The risk of another flare up in the future is one they will not take. Keeping him would be an utter contradiction to the FO's message.

Cogs will play again, just not for Miami.

Cogs was a cancer in the locker room. No team wants that.

Posted by: drsamii | December 10, 2013 at 09:26 PM

ALL RIGHTY THEN...............................

Cogs go to free agency and when no other GM's willing to touch him with a 10ft pole, we bring him back here for depth.

You thought ESPN and other media outlets had field day with us last time...........

There really should at be a GED requirement to sign onto this blog.

There's a ton of player support in the locker room for Cogs so if they don't have a problem with it neither do I...and neither should you so get down off your high horse fella.

Now it is worth posing the question are the Phins worse off with out him with the play on the OL recently.

Plus, after it's been publically revealed Philbin wanted COGS GONE after the Golf course CRIME.

Bringing Cogs would be a DIRECT public SLAP in the face if Ireland brought him back.

People please GET SENSE.

I'm hopeful Martin will return next season to a cleaned
up locker room.

There's a ton of player support in the locker room for Cogs so if they don't have a problem with it neither do I...and neither should you so get down off your high horse fella.


Posted by: TruthhurTs | December 10, 2013 at 09:33 PM


You fail to understand big business and the ramifications of public perception. The locker room is irrelevant when those are in jeopardy.

Cogs belongs in jail with A Hernandez.

Truth, this ain't high school or the neighborhood street gang. This is stinkin big business. Reputations are everything. An organization is not going to risk the perception of its character over a loose cannon player with a history that precedes him.

Posted by: TruthhurTs | December 10, 2013 at 09:33 PM


Truth I like you and youre usually great poster. Ireland tipped his hand on COg's fate during the 2013 draft. Dallas Thomas.

Still, Thomas was terrible, now, Brenner's becoming everything Thomas was expected to be.

I would say COG's chances of being resigned were probably less than 30% before all of this mess. What, do you guys think chances of him remaining a Dolphin have risen now?

If so, please leave all of your banking institutions info here for all to see. Including your pin#'s. It would be just as stupid.

HEAT lost in Indy. Bummer.

Take away the politically correct media and sissy society and I would bring Cogs back. He can help us win games. But the distraction, the questions, the media, the farce, and the overall assault on the team image makes it a no brainer to stay away.

Cogs will never play another game as a fin. There is no scenario that the FO can justify.


Money rules first, perception rules second.

Only place Martin needs to return to next season is his momma's house. I do not want to see him or Cogs back here.

I tame apes by offering intimate favors as a reward, eh?

GM's do not use 3rd rd picks (Dallas Thomas) to draft backups. Thomas was drafted as a LG. Same position Cogs played prior to the suspension.

Still, as of now, it looks Sam Brenner has risen from the back of the pack to call it his own.

BYE-BYE COGS!

Getting pumped up for the Pats game!

Brenner.

Another growing sign that Ireland thinks ahead and knows what he is doing. I also believe guidance from Philbin has helped him immensely.

This was Cogs 10th season. At most he has only a year or too left. So what's the big deal in bringing him back anyway.

Even had all of the other events never transpired.

For every sign Ireland knows what he's doing there are 10 bigger signs that show he's a jackass.

We'll see how the public perception is once the report is released and the facts come out. See that's your assumption..is that you can speak how the public perception is right now without waiting for the public to get the facts. You are not a spokesman for the public in general are you? My only assumption is Cogs is innocent of bullying until the facts are revealed. I don't think the racist comments are as big a deal as you have made them out to be. Maybe to you personally they are but that's not what the media and people seemed to jump on. The story was focused on bullying not the racist comments.

I never said a word about Cogs being resigned. I do believe the players strongly support Cogs without question and the Phins could have some mutiny if he's released.

For every sign Ireland knows what he's doing there are 10 bigger signs that show he's a jackass.

Posted by: C'mon Phins! | December 10, 2013 at 09:57 PM

I'm willing to bet well over 50% of the current GM's have done worse than Ireland. The record backs it up. Only 5 teams out of 16 have a better record than us in the AFC. That right there puts us in the top 30%.

Some of you skipped too many high school arithmetic classes.

the Phins could have some mutiny if he's released.

Posted by: TruthhurTs | December 10, 2013 at 09:59 PM

The fins will have FAR more distraction with the media if they bring him back. Time to move on. The team has moved on. They are not going backwards now. It really is simple.

Natalie Moore

Samantha I Am

Says it all.

Anyone needing some company tonight?

98% of you don't even display a 6th grade education.

The younger generations of China and India and Russia are whipping your butts. Hiding behind the Red, White and Blue won't help you. Watch your wages go down and the competition for menial jobs get stiffer.

We'll see but things are never are simple as they appear. No one would have thought Martin would stop cooperating with Wells and the NFLPA either but now that seems to be reality.

It's not like I'm going to lose sleep over it and never wanted to get into the discussion in the first place as I care about the guys on the field and their play not some quitter.

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