Rice loaded up the truck for its Moving Day at the Conference USA Swimming & Diving Championships Friday night. And by the time the Owls jammed the truck in gear, FIU hijacked it, unloaded it and drove it back to their house, GoodFellas-style.
And unless FIU's water women commit one of the seven deadly sins in each of Saturday's seven remaining events, they're 24 hours from winning the school's first conference title in swimming. It'll also be FIU's first Conference USA title in any sport and first Sun Belt or Conference USA title since women's golf in 2013.
But the golf team accomplished their championship without dismantling a highly-ranked, credentialed opponent. CollegeSwimming.com ranked two-time defending conference champion Rice No. 5 among the nation's mid-majors and FIU No. 22.
I asked senior Johanna Gustafsdottir what she'd say to the team as one of the senior leaders.
"Keep your head in it. We haven't won it. We all need to have a strong day tomorrow. Let's just keep having our fun and we'll do it," she replied. That said, being so close to what they've worked all year for, what the seniors watched the program build toward for four years, "I was almost halfway crying in my goggles as I warmed down."
FIU entered Friday morning's prelims 21 points to the good over Western Kentucky and 53 points up on Rice. They walked out of the Allan Jones Aquatic Center Friday night with a 73-point lead on Western and 104.5 on Rice.
Moving Day all right. FIU moved way out in front.
The wins came in the expected places from the expected people. Got an individual medley event? Got Gustafsdottir? Got 20 points for the win. Gustafsdottir took the 400 IM in 4:11.83, her personal best by over three seconds and .29 of a second under Sonia Perez's conference record set in winning last year's event for FIU. Now, Gustafsdottir owns both Conference USA IM records and nine Sun Belt or Conference USA individual titles.
She said she thought her 200 IM swim was the better of the two.
"I like the 200 better. I've been training more for the 200 this year," she said. "The 400 is definitely a good event for me. I think I can get a lot better at it. Too bad it's my last year. I died a little at the end tonight, but I brought it in and was happy to see the time."
Gustafsdottir's successor as the team's best all-around swimmer, freshman Silvia Scalia, first grabbed notice when she knocked off Gustafsdottir's long-held 100 backstroke record. That's the event she dominated Friday, resetting the record in the prelims (52.97) and the final (52.58), leading a one-three-five 50-point roll completed by Karin Tomeckova's 53.54 and Jenny Alfani's 54.39.
But just like LeBron/Jordan/Gretzky/Brady/Messi alone guarantees zip when it comes to team titles, you can't just pile up individual gold to trade in for team gold. Here's how FIU motorboated away from the field Friday:
*By getting 48 points in the 200 freestyle without making the podium. Fourth place Skye Carey (1:48.18) was followed by Brittney Fant (1:48.72) in sixth. Paulina Zelazna (1:49.00) and Kyra Pereira (1:49.39) topped the consolation race.
"Those times were exceptional for those girls," FIU coach Randy Horner said. "And those are four freshmen, which is pretty exciting."
*By getting outscored only 42-35 by Rice in the 100 butterfly instead of 71-40 like last year. Valerie Inghels and Letizia Bertelli both hit in 54.13, splitting the fifth and sixth points. Horner took note to mention sophomore Jenny Deist's consolation race-winning 54.06 lopped 1.48 off her personal best while getting FIU nine points.
*By getting 48 points in the 100 breaststroke instead of 31 as they did last year. Seniors Klara Andersson (1:03.12) and Jean Madison (1:04.29) finished sixth and seventh. But fourth place Jessica Chadwick earned a near-gush from Horner after lowering her own school record by .04 to 1:02.80.
Chadwick missed all of last season after a severe reaction to jellyfish stings. This season, "She's had setbacks and complications," Horner said. "She's been out of the water, kicking only, for a month with a perforated eardrum. To come back from all that, she's got a lot of heart."
Chadwick swam the breaststroke leg of the 400 medley relay as FIU lined up its record holders -- Scalia (100 back), Chadwick, Inghels (100 fly), Gustafsdottir (100 free) -- to shoot for their first relay title since the 2013 Sun Belt meet. They came in second to Western by .86 while their 3:38.04 undercut the 3:40.87 by the 2013 Sun Belt championship team of Gustafsdottir, Chadwick, Marina Ribi and Andersson.
Meanwhile, Rice got disqualified. Horner said the breaststroker (Rachel Moody) left less than a blink too early and the electronic start pad picked it up.
"We hate to see that," he said, noting FIU played it safe on their exchanges.
The 1-meter diving turned into, essentially, 24 bonus points for FIU. Sophomore Lily Kaufmann took second, freshman Natalia Coronado got 10th, Rice had no divers and Western's lone diver didn't score.
Asked what he'd tell the young women Friday night, Horner said, "They've set themselves up to do something special. All they've got to do is do what they've been doing -- stay loose, have fun, go out and race. Based on my gut feeling and how they are, I think they'll do that."