This entry, offered to us graciously by Anthony Biancardi doesn't sum up all the losing streaks and poor draft picks over the past decade-plus, but he does sum up just about everything else.
Mike Keenan's name is mispelled, but because of the Roberto Luongo deal, we'll pretend that was on purpose.
So, the ball is now in the Panthers court. Here's your newest banner to hang up in the rafters of the little place we like to call 'Tarp City at The Billboard.'
Hopefully this banner is raised when Mr. Biancardi is there. He wins two tickets to next Saturday's season finale for his winning entry.
I think this homage to the Mary Tyler Moore show would look pretty good on one of those JetBlue-inspired jerseys.