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Top 10 things easier than Florida's 2007-08 basketball schedule

GAINESVILLE -- It appears Billy Donovan wants his young Gators to stay in the kitty pool this upcoming basketball season. Who can blame him, right? It's a smart move. After losing virtually all of his offense last season (three  NBA lottery picks, five drafted players and the NCAA record holder for career three-pointers in the NCAA Tournament) Donovan was wise to schedule one of the easiest sets of non-conference basketball games in the country. Here's a link to the basketball schedule. CLICK ME. (Can't wait for Flagler to roll into Gainesville.) In the spirit of all things easy, here's a Top 10 list of things easier than Florida's 2007-08 non-conference basketball schedule.

10. applesauce...as in...The Gators' non-conference schedule is baby food.

9. The Commodores...as in...The Gators' non-conference schedule is easy like Sunday morning.

8. Velcro

7. Clap on. Clap off. The Clapper.

6. Ramen noodles...as in...The Gators' non-conference schedule is that lazy roommate who eats nothing but Ramen noodles. Sure, Ramens come seven for a dollar. And, sure, Ramens are plenty easy. But if you eat enough of them, then black rings form around your eyes and your hair falls out.

5. aging

4. chess match: you vs. President Bush

3. burning gasoline

2. New Orleans...as in...The Big Easy

1. Paris Hilton


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Smarmy but cute. Bye the bye, it's "kiddie" pool as in "something small children can wade in". Perhaps one day you'll be able to swim with the big boys too.

Great. Thanks, kiddo. When you're in a hurry these things happen. For example, punctuation mistakes..."swim with the big boys, too."

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