Top 10 things that hit just as hard as Major Wright

23 days until kickoff ... and Tebow rhymes with Debo ... as in: Mayor Wright deboed Chris Rainey during practice today. (For those who have never seen the celluloid classic "Friday", to be "deboed" is to be, "Knocked the .... out.")

GAINESVILLE -- In honor of Wright's hammer (read about it in Thursday's sports section of The Miami Herald or online at MiamiHerald.com), here is a Top 10 list of things/people that hit just as hard as Major Wright, the Gators' true freshman safety and Fort Lauderdale St. Thomas Aquinas alum.

10. Debo, obviously.       

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9. Sledgehammer

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8. Alex Rodriguez

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7. The Juggernaut

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6. Patriot missiles

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5. A young Mike Tyson

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4. Lightning

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3. A speaker stack

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1. My best friend's mom, who used to beat me nearly every day of my childhood. That's me on the left. Click on the picture for a better look.

-jo-