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UF assistant basketball coach Shaka Smart will follow in the footsteps of Anthony Grant as head coach of Virginia Commonwealth.

GAINESVILLE -- Well, nice knowing you, Shaka Smart. The young-and-upcoming Florida assistant basketball coach is leaving the Gators to be the head coach at Virginia Commonwealth, according to multiple reports.

Smart, 32, coached one season with the Gators after a two-year stint at Clemson. Smart follows in the footsteps of former UF assistant Anthony Grant, who left UF in 2006 to be the head coach at VCU. Grant, 42, was recently hired as the head coach at the University of Alabama.

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“It’s early, but progress is being made.”
GOOD ONE Little Cane! I’ve been saying the same thing since 2005. Happy to see someone else has bought into my ignorance. Dare I say, we will be able to use the same pre-season quote in 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, and 2016.

I predict the average attendance for the entire 2009 at about 15,500 given the capacity of our rent-to-own Stadium.

The real story is that we are gonna get blown out by a Sooners team that lost 90% of their starters.

“Shannon has proven unpredictable before….”

“Yes and no…..”

“We have to lose before we can win……”

I must give props where props are due, quotes are extremely entertaining out of 19-19 U!

By fake canesrule 9 'ships

March 30, 2009 9:38 AM | Link to this

U keep rolling with that loaded at oline nonsense canesrule. U are embarrassing yourself everytime you make up this garbage.

U said the crowd was more like 15,500??????? U are a sad delusional clown. Not a chance that rusty Lockhart Stadium saw 7,000 fans saturday. And this for a FREE game in a metro area with MILLIONS of people. No one cares about has-been U. Your own cane beat reporter LAUGHED at the 13,500 “estimate.” What kind of cruel joke is the athletic department playing when they come up with absurdly skewed numbers like that?

Sadly, I think U actually believed that 15,500 crap you posted. The endzones were EMPTY fool.

Your secondary is as slow as anything I’ve ever seen in D-1 football. Sam Bradford will expose this still eroding program in a BIG WAY.

1-3 out of the gate. U have depth issues BIG TIME.

Jacory Harris has a wiener arm. Nice kid but he sure does throw a duck. (QUACK QUACK)

U do not have 8 wins on that schedule. Surrender fool. Watch Beisbol. U are an aluminum bat school, nothing more.

By canesrule has sex with his neghbors dog, while his sister watches

March 30, 2009 4:15 PM | Link to this

2010 HUNT???? Previously it was WIN it in 2010 !

Now its just a hunt. IN 08 it was “ship in 09.”

Stay tuned for “ship in 2011” update.

Where’s all that goofy talk about Bailey and Forsten? Those clowns don’t even see the field you moron.

By canesrule 9 'ships

March 30, 2009 8:02 PM | Link to this

Jorge, Great blog title…..”Jacory Harris is the starter, but who is UM’s No. 2?”

However fact of the matter is with Randy “Which Way Is Up” Shannon leading the blind every other Thursday night of the season, a more politcally correct title would have been …..”Jacory Harris is UM’s No.12, but who is the starter?”
As I have predicted for the past three years, no chance in Coral Gables of winning an ACC Title. When I said win another ship’ in 2006, 2007, and 2008 I was implying the 305 Ship’ us half-wit Canes vs up-and-coming FIU.

5-7 6-6 7-5

We are Unpredictable U!!!

By Come BACK Marve

March 31, 2009 8:39 AM | Link to this

Which game will Jacory get knocked out of?

His durability will be a major shortcoming in 09. He’s already dealing with a bum shoulder. Couple that with his average arm strength and U have 09’s disaster in the making.

Wasn’t Marve supposed to be the guy that overshadowed Tebow? How’d that work out for ya canestool?

Where are Bailey and FORSTON? On the bench? okay.

What is the future of an already questionable O-line when you are banking on a guy named Pee-po?

Everyone is “scared.”

BOO !

Those guys have swagger.

Yes Canespace is superior. That is of course if you don't wish to have any objective comments in the conversation.

If you enjoy an ignorant conversation that completely ignores some of the realities of the program ,

CANESPACE IS FOR U !

We love U canespace. Even though U can't see the trees from the forest, we love U.

There is a reason that Canespace is the stomping ground for the same 10 delusional homers.

Posted by: LaredoCane | March 31, 2009 at 08:34 AM

Meyer explained why he allows the public and media to sit and watch every minute of spring practice. Many schools close off practices in the spring, and the Gators close practices during the season, but Meyer doesn’t mind letting the fans watch during the spring.

“We do have things I guess we want to hide but I don’t care,” Meyer said. “Just come out and play a little bit and have some fun, let them go. There will be time to lock them down and that’s next year.”

Posted by: Urban Has Balls ... Randy Has Balls In His Mouff | March 31, 2009 at 09:34 AM

It makes me so proud when Lil Steamer shows up and smacks U fools around.

What could Marble Mouth be hiding at the top secret football compound?

Is it that he doesn't want the media to see just how weak Jacory Harris' arm really is?

He did an excellent job of concealing that "upper body injury" that Harris got when he was crushed by the UNC linebacker.

the proof is in the pudding Randy. The kid doesn't have a D-1 arm. See for yourself. He does a nice job throwing up those sky high "go get it" passes. But that's about it.

Quack Quack


Posted by: Kehoe's steamer gets a billboard near I-95, laying on carpet in a speedo | March 31, 2009 at 09:41 AM

These delUsional Canes are just too entertaining for words Kehoe... They were all ready to jump ship after their once again typical end of the season collapse. Now they're all pumped up about how Duh U is on the way back, because they beat themselves this Spring...

Duh U's first month of the season is going to be the stuff of classic comedy/tragedy... Then will come the mid-season mini streak of false hope only to be followed by yet another end of the season meltdown of CANE proportion... (Cue the "we are young" babble)

Hopefully then they'll start pitching themselves over the top of DOLPHIN Stadium (that is if any of these idiots actually do show up to the games) ...

I mean seriously A.K.S., this stuff just writes itself.

Too bad we have to wait til Sept. for it all to begin, but it will be well worth it...

And to U that wonder why WE are here... U are the best Soap Opera there is... Hell, everyone loves a good Ramblin "Train" Wreck right?

AND THAT IS U .

Posted by: Two Cars Crash Head On ... Then Both Get Run Over By A Train | March 31, 2009 at 11:53 AM

Oh my god Two Cars, that was funny. The only problem with the "hurl themselves over the top of DS " comment is that the upper bowl is virtually empty during their games. How can people jump if there is no one up there?

When their annual collapse commenced last year, they ALL bashed the team and the coaches. Short memories these guys have. Losses are like alcohol, they make you lose your inhibitions. Loss scarred and angry, uninhibited cane fan TRASHED the program late last year.

Springs launches the broken record that is HopeU. They love to carry on with about how they are on the way back. Do they really believe all that "U R scared" nonsense? It's a joke that they are playing on themselves without even realizing it. Fortunately UM will get it's due at the beginning of the season in 09 instead of at the end. The self-trashing will begin much more timely in 09 and we will see them calling for Shannon's head early-season instead of late-season. Did you forget that you were screaming loudly for his head in 08 cane fan?

You are right Two Cars, WE come here because it's just GOOD comedy. They're convinced that the honorable Curse of Art Kehoe has some hating agenda. Not the case. UM is an excellent institution. Unlike hating cane fans, WE don't see any need to trash the internationally recognized UM. I have great respect for the professionals that UM produces. WE just can't help having good laughs at the ignorant fans and the dumpster fire football program that they hold so dearly. It's amusing to watch them trash UF because it's in a rural town while UM is located in an area that festers with crime. It's not UM's fault that my sister was robbed in Coral Gables and had a gun placed on the back of her head. But it does scream hypocrite ! But U go ahead and continue to trash the city that has often appeared on lists of "Best Cities to Live In." WE don't need to apologize because UF is in a rural town. It's a classic college town.

The FIVE RINGS turned them into a fan base that thinks rings are the only measuring stick of success within the program. Ever since their ability to compete for "ships" vanished they are quite confused and turn that confusion toward others with hateful comments. They personally attack the The Curse of Art Kehoe daily. Whatever cane fan. I know it disappoints you greatly that I won't meet you at rusty Lockhart Stadium for a fight in the parking lot. It's a cane thing. I wouldn't understand.

Posted by: The Curse of Art Kehoe | March 31, 2009 at 12:34 PM

My bad on forgetting FSU"s ship from '93 and '99. They feasted on recruiting when UF and UM were on probation and have since shriveled. OKAY, FSU's ten year old championship makes the ACC a bonifide contender...NOT . I was wrong, whatever, hang your sorry ACC hat on that fool.

Posted by: The Curse of Art Kehoe | March 27, 2009 at 10:17 AM

If U have FREE admission to Ur games at Dolphin Stadium next year, U just might even fill the lower bowl...

Posted by: Seats Disguised As U Fans | March 28, 2009 at 10:27 PM

Best case scenario: 10-2
Worse case scenario: 5-7
Most likely scenario: 8-4 plus a bowl (+/-)

what do you all think?


pray for 6 n 6 ... then sell Ur soul for a mid-December Bowl game.

Posted by: 25-25 After 4 Years | March 30, 2009 at 12:50 AM

It all depends on who the h-@@ shows up. I believe GT is beatable, look what LSU did to them. Youjust have to control the clock and score on them!" -Jaime

That you would even MENTION UM's sad defense in the same breath with LSU's defense proves that you are completely delusional. GT will toy with U again. Control the clock and score on them Jaime? OHHHH ! That's all U have to do huh? Just wave your magic swagger wand Jaime. LSU clearly demonstrates the difference between ACC D's and SEC D's.
So U cut GT's rushing IN HALF...they still gain 236 yards on the ground.

Spring Game Final Thoughts:

Someone needs to teach Donna how to "throw up" a U.

Estimating the crowd at 13,500 is FRAUD. The place didn't sniff 7,000. Who in the athletic department contrived that number and what did they hope to gain by it? Millions of people in the Tri-county area and U couldn't even pack in 7k for a FREE football game? The fan base is a joke.

The secondary is just plain slow. Sam Bradford will have his way with U.

Jacory Harris' arm will not take U to the ACC Championship game. Not a chance. His arm strength might get it done against FAMU and Duke. Not a chance that his arm strength gets it done against the likes of OU and GT. His arm strength is average at best. (quack...quack)

"His 54-yard touchdown run (Berry) and backflip into the end zone was the most impressive play of the day." -Manny
Demonstrating once again that you're english skills leave much to be desired. You make your living with words for christ's sake. Quit butchering them.

Randy seems to be softening his dislike for all things media. He's allowed much more access to practice and is doing more interviews. Perhaps he's realized that operating the team from within a top secret compound only serves to alienate the program from the media and fans. U still have to chuckle at injury descriptions like " upper body injury." Oh yeah Randy, your ACC foes are hard at work right now trying to decide if they should prepare for Javarris Porcelain James.

Posted by: The Curse of Art Kehoe | March 30, 2009 at 08:55 AM

I will commit today!

I was told I could start as a FR, my best position is "Hold your towel in the shower".

Can't wait to get started, or U could say, I can't wait to start peaking.

Posted by: The Curse of Art Kehoe | March 30, 2009 at 11:10 AM

…..UM officials estimated a crowd of 13,500 attended Saturday’s scrimmage. I haven’t seen numbers doctored like that since I got my last monthly statement from Bernie Madoff. - Jorge Milian PB Post

...pretty full

....estimated....

....good turnout????

...a good crowd????

The stadium had people loosely sitting between 30 yard lines. sparce outside of that.. End zones were EMPTY, keep dreaming fool

BUNCH OF HOMER NONSENSE

Posted by: millions of people in metro area passed on a FREE U game....sad | March 30, 2009 at 12:09 PM

“It’s early, but progress is being made.”
GOOD ONE Little Cane! I’ve been saying the same thing since 2005. Happy to see someone else has bought into my ignorance. Dare I say, we will be able to use the same pre-season quote in 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, and 2016.

I predict the average attendance for the entire 2009 at about 15,500 given the capacity of our rent-to-own Stadium.

The real story is that we are gonna get blown out by a Sooners team that lost 90% of their starters.

“Shannon has proven unpredictable before….”

“Yes and no…..”

“We have to lose before we can win……”

I must give props where props are due, quotes are extremely entertaining out of 19-19 U!


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:09 PM

By fake canesrule 9 'ships

March 30, 2009 9:38 AM | Link to this

U keep rolling with that loaded at oline nonsense canesrule. U are embarrassing yourself everytime you make up this garbage.

U said the crowd was more like 15,500??????? U are a sad delusional clown. Not a chance that rusty Lockhart Stadium saw 7,000 fans saturday. And this for a FREE game in a metro area with MILLIONS of people. No one cares about has-been U. Your own cane beat reporter LAUGHED at the 13,500 “estimate.” What kind of cruel joke is the athletic department playing when they come up with absurdly skewed numbers like that?

Sadly, I think U actually believed that 15,500 crap you posted. The endzones were EMPTY fool.

Your secondary is as slow as anything I’ve ever seen in D-1 football. Sam Bradford will expose this still eroding program in a BIG WAY.

1-3 out of the gate. U have depth issues BIG TIME.

Jacory Harris has a wiener arm. Nice kid but he sure does throw a duck. (QUACK QUACK)

U do not have 8 wins on that schedule. Surrender fool. Watch Beisbol. U are an aluminum bat school, nothing more.


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:11 PM

By canesrule has sex with his neghbors dog, while his sister watches

March 30, 2009 4:15 PM | Link to this

2010 HUNT???? Previously it was WIN it in 2010 !

Now its just a hunt. IN 08 it was “ship in 09.”

Stay tuned for “ship in 2011” update.

Where’s all that goofy talk about Bailey and Forsten? Those clowns don’t even see the field you moron.

By canesrule 9 'ships

March 30, 2009 8:02 PM | Link to this

Jorge, Great blog title…..”Jacory Harris is the starter, but who is UM’s No. 2?”

However fact of the matter is with Randy “Which Way Is Up” Shannon leading the blind every other Thursday night of the season, a more politcally correct title would have been …..”Jacory Harris is UM’s No.12, but who is the starter?”
As I have predicted for the past three years, no chance in Coral Gables of winning an ACC Title. When I said win another ship’ in 2006, 2007, and 2008 I was implying the 305 Ship’ us half-wit Canes vs up-and-coming FIU.

5-7 6-6 7-5

We are Unpredictable U!!!

By Come BACK Marve

March 31, 2009 8:39 AM | Link to this

Which game will Jacory get knocked out of?

His durability will be a major shortcoming in 09. He’s already dealing with a bum shoulder. Couple that with his average arm strength and U have 09’s disaster in the making.

Wasn’t Marve supposed to be the guy that overshadowed Tebow? How’d that work out for ya canestool?

Where are Bailey and FORSTON? On the bench? okay.

What is the future of an already questionable O-line when you are banking on a guy named Pee-po?

Everyone is “scared.”

BOO !

Those guys have swagger.


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:14 PM

Yes Canespace is superior. That is of course if you don't wish to have any objective comments in the conversation.

If you enjoy an ignorant conversation that completely ignores some of the realities of the program ,

CANESPACE IS FOR U !

We love U canespace. Even though U can't see the trees from the forest, we love U.

There is a reason that Canespace is the stomping ground for the same 10 delusional homers.

Posted by: LaredoCane | March 31, 2009 at 08:34 AM

Meyer explained why he allows the public and media to sit and watch every minute of spring practice. Many schools close off practices in the spring, and the Gators close practices during the season, but Meyer doesn’t mind letting the fans watch during the spring.

“We do have things I guess we want to hide but I don’t care,” Meyer said. “Just come out and play a little bit and have some fun, let them go. There will be time to lock them down and that’s next year.”

Posted by: Urban Has Balls ... Randy Has Balls In His Mouff | March 31, 2009 at 09:34 AM

It makes me so proud when Lil Steamer shows up and smacks U fools around.

What could Marble Mouth be hiding at the top secret football compound?

Is it that he doesn't want the media to see just how weak Jacory Harris' arm really is?

He did an excellent job of concealing that "upper body injury" that Harris got when he was crushed by the UNC linebacker.

the proof is in the pudding Randy. The kid doesn't have a D-1 arm. See for yourself. He does a nice job throwing up those sky high "go get it" passes. But that's about it.

Quack Quack

Posted by: Kehoe's steamer gets a billboard near I-95, laying on carpet in a speedo | March 31, 2009 at 09:41 AM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:16 PM

These delUsional Canes are just too entertaining for words Kehoe... They were all ready to jump ship after their once again typical end of the season collapse. Now they're all pumped up about how Duh U is on the way back, because they beat themselves this Spring...

Duh U's first month of the season is going to be the stuff of classic comedy/tragedy... Then will come the mid-season mini streak of false hope only to be followed by yet another end of the season meltdown of CANE proportion... (Cue the "we are young" babble)

Hopefully then they'll start pitching themselves over the top of DOLPHIN Stadium (that is if any of these idiots actually do show up to the games) ...

I mean seriously A.K.S., this stuff just writes itself.

Too bad we have to wait til Sept. for it all to begin, but it will be well worth it...


And to U that wonder why WE are here... U are the best Soap Opera there is... Hell, everyone loves a good Ramblin "Train" Wreck right?

AND THAT IS U .

Posted by: Two Cars Crash Head On ... Then Both Get Run Over By A Train | March 31, 2009 at 11:53 AM

Oh my god Two Cars, that was funny. The only problem with the "hurl themselves over the top of DS " comment is that the upper bowl is virtually empty during their games. How can people jump if there is no one up there?

When their annual collapse commenced last year, they ALL bashed the team and the coaches. Short memories these guys have. Losses are like alcohol, they make you lose your inhibitions. Loss scarred and angry, uninhibited cane fan TRASHED the program late last year.

Springs launches the broken record that is HopeU. They love to carry on with about how they are on the way back. Do they really believe all that "U R scared" nonsense? It's a joke that they are playing on themselves without even realizing it. Fortunately UM will get it's due at the beginning of the season in 09 instead of at the end. The self-trashing will begin much more timely in 09 and we will see them calling for Shannon's head early-season instead of late-season. Did you forget that you were screaming loudly for his head in 08 cane fan?

You are right Two Cars, WE come here because it's just GOOD comedy. They're convinced that the honorable Curse of Art Kehoe has some hating agenda. Not the case. UM is an excellent institution. Unlike hating cane fans, WE don't see any need to trash the internationally recognized UM. I have great respect for the professionals that UM produces. WE just can't help having good laughs at the ignorant fans and the dumpster fire football program that they hold so dearly. It's amusing to watch them trash UF because it's in a rural town while UM is located in an area that festers with crime. It's not UM's fault that my sister was robbed in Coral Gables and had a gun placed on the back of her head. But it does scream hypocrite ! But U go ahead and continue to trash the city that has often appeared on lists of "Best Cities to Live In." WE don't need to apologize because UF is in a rural town. It's a classic college town.

The FIVE RINGS turned them into a fan base that thinks rings are the only measuring stick of success within the program. Ever since their ability to compete for "ships" vanished they are quite confused and turn that confusion toward others with hateful comments. They personally attack the The Curse of Art Kehoe daily. Whatever cane fan. I know it disappoints you greatly that I won't meet you at rusty Lockhart Stadium for a fight in the parking lot. It's a cane thing. I wouldn't understand.

Posted by: The Curse of Art Kehoe | March 31, 2009 at 12:34 PM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:17 PM

My bad on forgetting FSU"s ship from '93 and '99. They feasted on recruiting when UF and UM were on probation and have since shriveled. OKAY, FSU's ten year old championship makes the ACC a bonifide contender...NOT . I was wrong, whatever, hang your sorry ACC hat on that fool.

Posted by: The Curse of Art Kehoe | March 27, 2009 at 10:17 AM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:20 PM

If U have FREE admission to Ur games at Dolphin Stadium next year, U just might even fill the lower bowl...

Posted by: Seats Disguised As U Fans | March 28, 2009 at 10:27 PM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:23 PM

Best case scenario: 10-2
Worse case scenario: 5-7
Most likely scenario: 8-4 plus a bowl (+/-)

what do you all think?


pray for 6 n 6 ... then sell Ur soul for a mid-December Bowl game.

Posted by: 25-25 After 4 Years | March 30, 2009 at 12:50 AM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:25 PM

It all depends on who the h-@@ shows up. I believe GT is beatable, look what LSU did to them. Youjust have to control the clock and score on them!" -Jaime

That you would even MENTION UM's sad defense in the same breath with LSU's defense proves that you are completely delusional. GT will toy with U again. Control the clock and score on them Jaime? OHHHH ! That's all U have to do huh? Just wave your magic swagger wand Jaime. LSU clearly demonstrates the difference between ACC D's and SEC D's.
So U cut GT's rushing IN HALF...they still gain 236 yards on the ground.

Spring Game Final Thoughts:

Someone needs to teach Donna how to "throw up" a U.

Estimating the crowd at 13,500 is FRAUD. The place didn't sniff 7,000. Who in the athletic department contrived that number and what did they hope to gain by it? Millions of people in the Tri-county area and U couldn't even pack in 7k for a FREE football game? The fan base is a joke.

The secondary is just plain slow. Sam Bradford will have his way with U.

Jacory Harris' arm will not take U to the ACC Championship game. Not a chance. His arm strength might get it done against FAMU and Duke. Not a chance that his arm strength gets it done against the likes of OU and GT. His arm strength is average at best. (quack...quack)

"His 54-yard touchdown run (Berry) and backflip into the end zone was the most impressive play of the day." -Manny
Demonstrating once again that you're english skills leave much to be desired. You make your living with words for christ's sake. Quit butchering them.

Randy seems to be softening his dislike for all things media. He's allowed much more access to practice and is doing more interviews. Perhaps he's realized that operating the team from within a top secret compound only serves to alienate the program from the media and fans. U still have to chuckle at injury descriptions like " upper body injury." Oh yeah Randy, your ACC foes are hard at work right now trying to decide if they should prepare for Javarris Porcelain James.

Posted by: The Curse of Art Kehoe | March 30, 2009 at 08:55 AM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:26 PM

I will commit today!

I was told I could start as a FR, my best position is "Hold your towel in the shower".

Can't wait to get started, or U could say, I can't wait to start peaking.

Posted by: The Curse of Art Kehoe | March 30, 2009 at 11:10 AM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:27 PM

…..UM officials estimated a crowd of 13,500 attended Saturday’s scrimmage. I haven’t seen numbers doctored like that since I got my last monthly statement from Bernie Madoff. - Jorge Milian PB Post

...pretty full

....estimated....

....good turnout????

...a good crowd????

The stadium had people loosely sitting between 30 yard lines. sparce outside of that.. End zones were EMPTY, keep dreaming fool

BUNCH OF HOMER NONSENSE

Posted by: millions of people in metro area passed on a FREE U game....sad | March 30, 2009 at 12:09 PM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:28 PM

“It’s early, but progress is being made.”
GOOD ONE Little Cane! I’ve been saying the same thing since 2005. Happy to see someone else has bought into my ignorance. Dare I say, we will be able to use the same pre-season quote in 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, and 2016.

I predict the average attendance for the entire 2009 at about 15,500 given the capacity of our rent-to-own Stadium.

The real story is that we are gonna get blown out by a Sooners team that lost 90% of their starters.

“Shannon has proven unpredictable before….”

“Yes and no…..”

“We have to lose before we can win……”

I must give props where props are due, quotes are extremely entertaining out of 19-19 U!


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:09 PM

By fake canesrule 9 'ships

March 30, 2009 9:38 AM | Link to this

U keep rolling with that loaded at oline nonsense canesrule. U are embarrassing yourself everytime you make up this garbage.

U said the crowd was more like 15,500??????? U are a sad delusional clown. Not a chance that rusty Lockhart Stadium saw 7,000 fans saturday. And this for a FREE game in a metro area with MILLIONS of people. No one cares about has-been U. Your own cane beat reporter LAUGHED at the 13,500 “estimate.” What kind of cruel joke is the athletic department playing when they come up with absurdly skewed numbers like that?

Sadly, I think U actually believed that 15,500 crap you posted. The endzones were EMPTY fool.

Your secondary is as slow as anything I’ve ever seen in D-1 football. Sam Bradford will expose this still eroding program in a BIG WAY.

1-3 out of the gate. U have depth issues BIG TIME.

Jacory Harris has a wiener arm. Nice kid but he sure does throw a duck. (QUACK QUACK)

U do not have 8 wins on that schedule. Surrender fool. Watch Beisbol. U are an aluminum bat school, nothing more.


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:11 PM

By canesrule has sex with his neghbors dog, while his sister watches

March 30, 2009 4:15 PM | Link to this

2010 HUNT???? Previously it was WIN it in 2010 !

Now its just a hunt. IN 08 it was “ship in 09.”

Stay tuned for “ship in 2011” update.

Where’s all that goofy talk about Bailey and Forsten? Those clowns don’t even see the field you moron.

By canesrule 9 'ships

March 30, 2009 8:02 PM | Link to this

Jorge, Great blog title…..”Jacory Harris is the starter, but who is UM’s No. 2?”

However fact of the matter is with Randy “Which Way Is Up” Shannon leading the blind every other Thursday night of the season, a more politcally correct title would have been …..”Jacory Harris is UM’s No.12, but who is the starter?”
As I have predicted for the past three years, no chance in Coral Gables of winning an ACC Title. When I said win another ship’ in 2006, 2007, and 2008 I was implying the 305 Ship’ us half-wit Canes vs up-and-coming FIU.

5-7 6-6 7-5

We are Unpredictable U!!!

By Come BACK Marve

March 31, 2009 8:39 AM | Link to this

Which game will Jacory get knocked out of?

His durability will be a major shortcoming in 09. He’s already dealing with a bum shoulder. Couple that with his average arm strength and U have 09’s disaster in the making.

Wasn’t Marve supposed to be the guy that overshadowed Tebow? How’d that work out for ya canestool?

Where are Bailey and FORSTON? On the bench? okay.

What is the future of an already questionable O-line when you are banking on a guy named Pee-po?

Everyone is “scared.”

BOO !

Those guys have swagger.


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:14 PM

Yes Canespace is superior. That is of course if you don't wish to have any objective comments in the conversation.

If you enjoy an ignorant conversation that completely ignores some of the realities of the program ,

CANESPACE IS FOR U !

We love U canespace. Even though U can't see the trees from the forest, we love U.

There is a reason that Canespace is the stomping ground for the same 10 delusional homers.

Posted by: LaredoCane | March 31, 2009 at 08:34 AM

Meyer explained why he allows the public and media to sit and watch every minute of spring practice. Many schools close off practices in the spring, and the Gators close practices during the season, but Meyer doesn’t mind letting the fans watch during the spring.

“We do have things I guess we want to hide but I don’t care,” Meyer said. “Just come out and play a little bit and have some fun, let them go. There will be time to lock them down and that’s next year.”

Posted by: Urban Has Balls ... Randy Has Balls In His Mouff | March 31, 2009 at 09:34 AM

It makes me so proud when Lil Steamer shows up and smacks U fools around.

What could Marble Mouth be hiding at the top secret football compound?

Is it that he doesn't want the media to see just how weak Jacory Harris' arm really is?

He did an excellent job of concealing that "upper body injury" that Harris got when he was crushed by the UNC linebacker.

the proof is in the pudding Randy. The kid doesn't have a D-1 arm. See for yourself. He does a nice job throwing up those sky high "go get it" passes. But that's about it.

Quack Quack

Posted by: Kehoe's steamer gets a billboard near I-95, laying on carpet in a speedo | March 31, 2009 at 09:41 AM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:16 PM

These delUsional Canes are just too entertaining for words Kehoe... They were all ready to jump ship after their once again typical end of the season collapse. Now they're all pumped up about how Duh U is on the way back, because they beat themselves this Spring...

Duh U's first month of the season is going to be the stuff of classic comedy/tragedy... Then will come the mid-season mini streak of false hope only to be followed by yet another end of the season meltdown of CANE proportion... (Cue the "we are young" babble)

Hopefully then they'll start pitching themselves over the top of DOLPHIN Stadium (that is if any of these idiots actually do show up to the games) ...

I mean seriously A.K.S., this stuff just writes itself.

Too bad we have to wait til Sept. for it all to begin, but it will be well worth it...


And to U that wonder why WE are here... U are the best Soap Opera there is... Hell, everyone loves a good Ramblin "Train" Wreck right?

AND THAT IS U .

Posted by: Two Cars Crash Head On ... Then Both Get Run Over By A Train | March 31, 2009 at 11:53 AM

Oh my god Two Cars, that was funny. The only problem with the "hurl themselves over the top of DS " comment is that the upper bowl is virtually empty during their games. How can people jump if there is no one up there?

When their annual collapse commenced last year, they ALL bashed the team and the coaches. Short memories these guys have. Losses are like alcohol, they make you lose your inhibitions. Loss scarred and angry, uninhibited cane fan TRASHED the program late last year.

Springs launches the broken record that is HopeU. They love to carry on with about how they are on the way back. Do they really believe all that "U R scared" nonsense? It's a joke that they are playing on themselves without even realizing it. Fortunately UM will get it's due at the beginning of the season in 09 instead of at the end. The self-trashing will begin much more timely in 09 and we will see them calling for Shannon's head early-season instead of late-season. Did you forget that you were screaming loudly for his head in 08 cane fan?

You are right Two Cars, WE come here because it's just GOOD comedy. They're convinced that the honorable Curse of Art Kehoe has some hating agenda. Not the case. UM is an excellent institution. Unlike hating cane fans, WE don't see any need to trash the internationally recognized UM. I have great respect for the professionals that UM produces. WE just can't help having good laughs at the ignorant fans and the dumpster fire football program that they hold so dearly. It's amusing to watch them trash UF because it's in a rural town while UM is located in an area that festers with crime. It's not UM's fault that my sister was robbed in Coral Gables and had a gun placed on the back of her head. But it does scream hypocrite ! But U go ahead and continue to trash the city that has often appeared on lists of "Best Cities to Live In." WE don't need to apologize because UF is in a rural town. It's a classic college town.

The FIVE RINGS turned them into a fan base that thinks rings are the only measuring stick of success within the program. Ever since their ability to compete for "ships" vanished they are quite confused and turn that confusion toward others with hateful comments. They personally attack the The Curse of Art Kehoe daily. Whatever cane fan. I know it disappoints you greatly that I won't meet you at rusty Lockhart Stadium for a fight in the parking lot. It's a cane thing. I wouldn't understand.

Posted by: The Curse of Art Kehoe | March 31, 2009 at 12:34 PM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:17 PM

My bad on forgetting FSU"s ship from '93 and '99. They feasted on recruiting when UF and UM were on probation and have since shriveled. OKAY, FSU's ten year old championship makes the ACC a bonifide contender...NOT . I was wrong, whatever, hang your sorry ACC hat on that fool.

Posted by: The Curse of Art Kehoe | March 27, 2009 at 10:17 AM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:20 PM

If U have FREE admission to Ur games at Dolphin Stadium next year, U just might even fill the lower bowl...

Posted by: Seats Disguised As U Fans | March 28, 2009 at 10:27 PM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:23 PM

Best case scenario: 10-2
Worse case scenario: 5-7
Most likely scenario: 8-4 plus a bowl (+/-)

what do you all think?


pray for 6 n 6 ... then sell Ur soul for a mid-December Bowl game.

Posted by: 25-25 After 4 Years | March 30, 2009 at 12:50 AM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:25 PM

It all depends on who the h-@@ shows up. I believe GT is beatable, look what LSU did to them. Youjust have to control the clock and score on them!" -Jaime

That you would even MENTION UM's sad defense in the same breath with LSU's defense proves that you are completely delusional. GT will toy with U again. Control the clock and score on them Jaime? OHHHH ! That's all U have to do huh? Just wave your magic swagger wand Jaime. LSU clearly demonstrates the difference between ACC D's and SEC D's.
So U cut GT's rushing IN HALF...they still gain 236 yards on the ground.

Spring Game Final Thoughts:

Someone needs to teach Donna how to "throw up" a U.

Estimating the crowd at 13,500 is FRAUD. The place didn't sniff 7,000. Who in the athletic department contrived that number and what did they hope to gain by it? Millions of people in the Tri-county area and U couldn't even pack in 7k for a FREE football game? The fan base is a joke.

The secondary is just plain slow. Sam Bradford will have his way with U.

Jacory Harris' arm will not take U to the ACC Championship game. Not a chance. His arm strength might get it done against FAMU and Duke. Not a chance that his arm strength gets it done against the likes of OU and GT. His arm strength is average at best. (quack...quack)

"His 54-yard touchdown run (Berry) and backflip into the end zone was the most impressive play of the day." -Manny
Demonstrating once again that you're english skills leave much to be desired. You make your living with words for christ's sake. Quit butchering them.

Randy seems to be softening his dislike for all things media. He's allowed much more access to practice and is doing more interviews. Perhaps he's realized that operating the team from within a top secret compound only serves to alienate the program from the media and fans. U still have to chuckle at injury descriptions like " upper body injury." Oh yeah Randy, your ACC foes are hard at work right now trying to decide if they should prepare for Javarris Porcelain James.

Posted by: The Curse of Art Kehoe | March 30, 2009 at 08:55 AM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:26 PM

I will commit today!

I was told I could start as a FR, my best position is "Hold your towel in the shower".

Can't wait to get started, or U could say, I can't wait to start peaking.

Posted by: The Curse of Art Kehoe | March 30, 2009 at 11:10 AM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:27 PM

…..UM officials estimated a crowd of 13,500 attended Saturday’s scrimmage. I haven’t seen numbers doctored like that since I got my last monthly statement from Bernie Madoff. - Jorge Milian PB Post

...pretty full

....estimated....

....good turnout????

...a good crowd????

The stadium had people loosely sitting between 30 yard lines. sparce outside of that.. End zones were EMPTY, keep dreaming fool

BUNCH OF HOMER NONSENSE

Posted by: millions of people in metro area passed on a FREE U game....sad | March 30, 2009 at 12:09 PM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | Marc h 31, 2009 at 07:28 PM

“It’s early, but progress is being made.”
GOOD ONE Little Cane! I’ve been saying the same thing since 2005. Happy to see someone else has bought into my ignorance. Dare I say, we will be able to use the same pre-season quote in 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, and 2016.

I predict the average attendance for the entire 2009 at about 15,500 given the capacity of our rent-to-own Stadium.

The real story is that we are gonna get blown out by a Sooners team that lost 90% of their starters.

“Shannon has proven unpredictable before….”

“Yes and no…..”

“We have to lose before we can win……”

I must give props where props are due, quotes are extremely entertaining out of 19-19 U!


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:09 PM

By fake canesrule 9 'ships

March 30, 2009 9:38 AM | Link to this

U keep rolling with that loaded at oline nonsense canesrule. U are embarrassing yourself everytime you make up this garbage.

U said the crowd was more like 15,500??????? U are a sad delusional clown. Not a chance that rusty Lockhart Stadium saw 7,000 fans saturday. And this for a FREE game in a metro area with MILLIONS of people. No one cares about has-been U. Your own cane beat reporter LAUGHED at the 13,500 “estimate.” What kind of cruel joke is the athletic department playing when they come up with absurdly skewed numbers like that?

Sadly, I think U actually believed that 15,500 crap you posted. The endzones were EMPTY fool.

Your secondary is as slow as anything I’ve ever seen in D-1 football. Sam Bradford will expose this still eroding program in a BIG WAY.

1-3 out of the gate. U have depth issues BIG TIME.

Jacory Harris has a wiener arm. Nice kid but he sure does throw a duck. (QUACK QUACK)

U do not have 8 wins on that schedule. Surrender fool. Watch Beisbol. U are an aluminum bat school, nothing more.


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:11 PM

By canesrule has sex with his neghbors dog, while his sister watches

March 30, 2009 4:15 PM | Link to this

2010 HUNT???? Previously it was WIN it in 2010 !

Now its just a hunt. IN 08 it was “ship in 09.”

Stay tuned for “ship in 2011” update.

Where’s all that goofy talk about Bailey and Forsten? Those clowns don’t even see the field you moron.

By canesrule 9 'ships

March 30, 2009 8:02 PM | Link to this

Jorge, Great blog title…..”Jacory Harris is the starter, but who is UM’s No. 2?”

However fact of the matter is with Randy “Which Way Is Up” Shannon leading the blind every other Thursday night of the season, a more politcally correct title would have been …..”Jacory Harris is UM’s No.12, but who is the starter?”
As I have predicted for the past three years, no chance in Coral Gables of winning an ACC Title. When I said win another ship’ in 2006, 2007, and 2008 I was implying the 305 Ship’ us half-wit Canes vs up-and-coming FIU.

5-7 6-6 7-5

We are Unpredictable U!!!

By Come BACK Marve

March 31, 2009 8:39 AM | Link to this

Which game will Jacory get knocked out of?

His durability will be a major shortcoming in 09. He’s already dealing with a bum shoulder. Couple that with his average arm strength and U have 09’s disaster in the making.

Wasn’t Marve supposed to be the guy that overshadowed Tebow? How’d that work out for ya canestool?

Where are Bailey and FORSTON? On the bench? okay.

What is the future of an already questionable O-line when you are banking on a guy named Pee-po?

Everyone is “scared.”

BOO !

Those guys have swagger.


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:14 PM

Yes Canespace is superior. That is of course if you don't wish to have any objective comments in the conversation.

If you enjoy an ignorant conversation that completely ignores some of the realities of the program ,

CANESPACE IS FOR U !

We love U canespace. Even though U can't see the trees from the forest, we love U.

There is a reason that Canespace is the stomping ground for the same 10 delusional homers.

Posted by: LaredoCane | March 31, 2009 at 08:34 AM

Meyer explained why he allows the public and media to sit and watch every minute of spring practice. Many schools close off practices in the spring, and the Gators close practices during the season, but Meyer doesn’t mind letting the fans watch during the spring.

“We do have things I guess we want to hide but I don’t care,” Meyer said. “Just come out and play a little bit and have some fun, let them go. There will be time to lock them down and that’s next year.”

Posted by: Urban Has Balls ... Randy Has Balls In His Mouff | March 31, 2009 at 09:34 AM

It makes me so proud when Lil Steamer shows up and smacks U fools around.

What could Marble Mouth be hiding at the top secret football compound?

Is it that he doesn't want the media to see just how weak Jacory Harris' arm really is?

He did an excellent job of concealing that "upper body injury" that Harris got when he was crushed by the UNC linebacker.

the proof is in the pudding Randy. The kid doesn't have a D-1 arm. See for yourself. He does a nice job throwing up those sky high "go get it" passes. But that's about it.

Quack Quack

Posted by: Kehoe's steamer gets a billboard near I-95, laying on carpet in a speedo | March 31, 2009 at 09:41 AM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:16 PM

These delUsional Canes are just too entertaining for words Kehoe... They were all ready to jump ship after their once again typical end of the season collapse. Now they're all pumped up about how Duh U is on the way back, because they beat themselves this Spring...

Duh U's first month of the season is going to be the stuff of classic comedy/tragedy... Then will come the mid-season mini streak of false hope only to be followed by yet another end of the season meltdown of CANE proportion... (Cue the "we are young" babble)

Hopefully then they'll start pitching themselves over the top of DOLPHIN Stadium (that is if any of these idiots actually do show up to the games) ...

I mean seriously A.K.S., this stuff just writes itself.

Too bad we have to wait til Sept. for it all to begin, but it will be well worth it...


And to U that wonder why WE are here... U are the best Soap Opera there is... Hell, everyone loves a good Ramblin "Train" Wreck right?

AND THAT IS U .

Posted by: Two Cars Crash Head On ... Then Both Get Run Over By A Train | March 31, 2009 at 11:53 AM

Oh my god Two Cars, that was funny. The only problem with the "hurl themselves over the top of DS " comment is that the upper bowl is virtually empty during their games. How can people jump if there is no one up there?

When their annual collapse commenced last year, they ALL bashed the team and the coaches. Short memories these guys have. Losses are like alcohol, they make you lose your inhibitions. Loss scarred and angry, uninhibited cane fan TRASHED the program late last year.

Springs launches the broken record that is HopeU. They love to carry on with about how they are on the way back. Do they really believe all that "U R scared" nonsense? It's a joke that they are playing on themselves without even realizing it. Fortunately UM will get it's due at the beginning of the season in 09 instead of at the end. The self-trashing will begin much more timely in 09 and we will see them calling for Shannon's head early-season instead of late-season. Did you forget that you were screaming loudly for his head in 08 cane fan?

You are right Two Cars, WE come here because it's just GOOD comedy. They're convinced that the honorable Curse of Art Kehoe has some hating agenda. Not the case. UM is an excellent institution. Unlike hating cane fans, WE don't see any need to trash the internationally recognized UM. I have great respect for the professionals that UM produces. WE just can't help having good laughs at the ignorant fans and the dumpster fire football program that they hold so dearly. It's amusing to watch them trash UF because it's in a rural town while UM is located in an area that festers with crime. It's not UM's fault that my sister was robbed in Coral Gables and had a gun placed on the back of her head. But it does scream hypocrite ! But U go ahead and continue to trash the city that has often appeared on lists of "Best Cities to Live In." WE don't need to apologize because UF is in a rural town. It's a classic college town.

The FIVE RINGS turned them into a fan base that thinks rings are the only measuring stick of success within the program. Ever since their ability to compete for "ships" vanished they are quite confused and turn that confusion toward others with hateful comments. They personally attack the The Curse of Art Kehoe daily. Whatever cane fan. I know it disappoints you greatly that I won't meet you at rusty Lockhart Stadium for a fight in the parking lot. It's a cane thing. I wouldn't understand.

Posted by: The Curse of Art Kehoe | March 31, 2009 at 12:34 PM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:17 PM

My bad on forgetting FSU"s ship from '93 and '99. They feasted on recruiting when UF and UM were on probation and have since shriveled. OKAY, FSU's ten year old championship makes the ACC a bonifide contender...NOT . I was wrong, whatever, hang your sorry ACC hat on that fool.

Posted by: The Curse of Art Kehoe | March 27, 2009 at 10:17 AM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:20 PM

If U have FREE admission to Ur games at Dolphin Stadium next year, U just might even fill the lower bowl...

Posted by: Seats Disguised As U Fans | March 28, 2009 at 10:27 PM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:23 PM

Best case scenario: 10-2
Worse case scenario: 5-7
Most likely scenario: 8-4 plus a bowl (+/-)

what do you all think?


pray for 6 n 6 ... then sell Ur soul for a mid-December Bowl game.

Posted by: 25-25 After 4 Years | March 30, 2009 at 12:50 AM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:25 PM

It all depends on who the h-@@ shows up. I believe GT is beatable, look what LSU did to them. Youjust have to control the clock and score on them!" -Jaime

That you would even MENTION UM's sad defense in the same breath with LSU's defense proves that you are completely delusional. GT will toy with U again. Control the clock and score on them Jaime? OHHHH ! That's all U have to do huh? Just wave your magic swagger wand Jaime. LSU clearly demonstrates the difference between ACC D's and SEC D's.
So U cut GT's rushing IN HALF...they still gain 236 yards on the ground.

Spring Game Final Thoughts:

Someone needs to teach Donna how to "throw up" a U.

Estimating the crowd at 13,500 is FRAUD. The place didn't sniff 7,000. Who in the athletic department contrived that number and what did they hope to gain by it? Millions of people in the Tri-county area and U couldn't even pack in 7k for a FREE football game? The fan base is a joke.

The secondary is just plain slow. Sam Bradford will have his way with U.

Jacory Harris' arm will not take U to the ACC Championship game. Not a chance. His arm strength might get it done against FAMU and Duke. Not a chance that his arm strength gets it done against the likes of OU and GT. His arm strength is average at best. (quack...quack)

"His 54-yard touchdown run (Berry) and backflip into the end zone was the most impressive play of the day." -Manny
Demonstrating once again that you're english skills leave much to be desired. You make your living with words for christ's sake. Quit butchering them.

Randy seems to be softening his dislike for all things media. He's allowed much more access to practice and is doing more interviews. Perhaps he's realized that operating the team from within a top secret compound only serves to alienate the program from the media and fans. U still have to chuckle at injury descriptions like " upper body injury." Oh yeah Randy, your ACC foes are hard at work right now trying to decide if they should prepare for Javarris Porcelain James.

Posted by: The Curse of Art Kehoe | March 30, 2009 at 08:55 AM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:26 PM

I will commit today!

I was told I could start as a FR, my best position is "Hold your towel in the shower".

Can't wait to get started, or U could say, I can't wait to start peaking.

Posted by: The Curse of Art Kehoe | March 30, 2009 at 11:10 AM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:27 PM

…..UM officials estimated a crowd of 13,500 attended Saturday’s scrimmage. I haven’t seen numbers doctored like that since I got my last monthly statement from Bernie Madoff. - Jorge Milian PB Post

...pretty full

....estimated....

....good turnout????

...a good crowd????

The stadium had people loosely sitting between 30 yard lines. sparce outside of that.. End zones were EMPTY, keep dreaming fool

BUNCH OF HOMER NONSENSE

Posted by: millions of people in metro area passed on a FREE U game....sad | March 30, 2009 at 12:09 PM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:28 PM

“It’s early, but progress is being made.”
GOOD ONE Little Cane! I’ve been saying the same thing since 2005. Happy to see someone else has bought into my ignorance. Dare I say, we will be able to use the same pre-season quote in 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, and 2016.

I predict the average attendance for the entire 2009 at about 15,500 given the capacity of our rent-to-own Stadium.

The real story is that we are gonna get blown out by a Sooners team that lost 90% of their starters.

“Shannon has proven unpredictable before….”

“Yes and no…..”

“We have to lose before we can win……”

I must give props where props are due, quotes are extremely entertaining out of 19-19 U!


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:09 PM

By fake canesrule 9 'ships

March 30, 2009 9:38 AM | Link to this

U keep rolling with that loaded at oline nonsense canesrule. U are embarrassing yourself everytime you make up this garbage.

U said the crowd was more like 15,500??????? U are a sad delusional clown. Not a chance that rusty Lockhart Stadium saw 7,000 fans saturday. And this for a FREE game in a metro area with MILLIONS of people. No one cares about has-been U. Your own cane beat reporter LAUGHED at the 13,500 “estimate.” What kind of cruel joke is the athletic department playing when they come up with absurdly skewed numbers like that?

Sadly, I think U actually believed that 15,500 crap you posted. The endzones were EMPTY fool.

Your secondary is as slow as anything I’ve ever seen in D-1 football. Sam Bradford will expose this still eroding program in a BIG WAY.

1-3 out of the gate. U have depth issues BIG TIME.

Jacory Harris has a wiener arm. Nice kid but he sure does throw a duck. (QUACK QUACK)

U do not have 8 wins on that schedule. Surrender fool. Watch Beisbol. U are an aluminum bat school, nothing more.


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:11 PM

By canesrule has sex with his neghbors dog, while his sister watches

March 30, 2009 4:15 PM | Link to this

2010 HUNT???? Previously it was WIN it in 2010 !

Now its just a hunt. IN 08 it was “ship in 09.”

Stay tuned for “ship in 2011” update.

Where’s all that goofy talk about Bailey and Forsten? Those clowns don’t even see the field you moron.

By canesrule 9 'ships

March 30, 2009 8:02 PM | Link to this

Jorge, Great blog title…..”Jacory Harris is the starter, but who is UM’s No. 2?”

However fact of the matter is with Randy “Which Way Is Up” Shannon leading the blind every other Thursday night of the season, a more politcally correct title would have been …..”Jacory Harris is UM’s No.12, but who is the starter?”
As I have predicted for the past three years, no chance in Coral Gables of winning an ACC Title. When I said win another ship’ in 2006, 2007, and 2008 I was implying the 305 Ship’ us half-wit Canes vs up-and-coming FIU.

5-7 6-6 7-5

We are Unpredictable U!!!

By Come BACK Marve

March 31, 2009 8:39 AM | Link to this

Which game will Jacory get knocked out of?

His durability will be a major shortcoming in 09. He’s already dealing with a bum shoulder. Couple that with his average arm strength and U have 09’s disaster in the making.

Wasn’t Marve supposed to be the guy that overshadowed Tebow? How’d that work out for ya canestool?

Where are Bailey and FORSTON? On the bench? okay.

What is the future of an already questionable O-line when you are banking on a guy named Pee-po?

Everyone is “scared.”

BOO !

Those guys have swagger.


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:14 PM

Yes Canespace is superior. That is of course if you don't wish to have any objective comments in the conversation.

If you enjoy an ignorant conversation that completely ignores some of the realities of the program ,

CANESPACE IS FOR U !

We love U canespace. Even though U can't see the trees from the forest, we love U.

There is a reason that Canespace is the stomping ground for the same 10 delusional homers.

Posted by: LaredoCane | March 31, 2009 at 08:34 AM

Meyer explained why he allows the public and media to sit and watch every minute of spring practice. Many schools close off practices in the spring, and the Gators close practices during the season, but Meyer doesn’t mind letting the fans watch during the spring.

“We do have things I guess we want to hide but I don’t care,” Meyer said. “Just come out and play a little bit and have some fun, let them go. There will be time to lock them down and that’s next year.”

Posted by: Urban Has Balls ... Randy Has Balls In His Mouff | March 31, 2009 at 09:34 AM

It makes me so proud when Lil Steamer shows up and smacks U fools around.

What could Marble Mouth be hiding at the top secret football compound?

Is it that he doesn't want the media to see just how weak Jacory Harris' arm really is?

He did an excellent job of concealing that "upper body injury" that Harris got when he was crushed by the UNC linebacker.

the proof is in the pudding Randy. The kid doesn't have a D-1 arm. See for yourself. He does a nice job throwing up those sky high "go get it" passes. But that's about it.

Quack Quack

Posted by: Kehoe's steamer gets a billboard near I-95, laying on carpet in a speedo | March 31, 2009 at 09:41 AM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:16 PM

These delUsional Canes are just too entertaining for words Kehoe... They were all ready to jump ship after their once again typical end of the season collapse. Now they're all pumped up about how Duh U is on the way back, because they beat themselves this Spring...

Duh U's first month of the season is going to be the stuff of classic comedy/tragedy... Then will come the mid-season mini streak of false hope only to be followed by yet another end of the season meltdown of CANE proportion... (Cue the "we are young" babble)

Hopefully then they'll start pitching themselves over the top of DOLPHIN Stadium (that is if any of these idiots actually do show up to the games) ...

I mean seriously A.K.S., this stuff just writes itself.

Too bad we have to wait til Sept. for it all to begin, but it will be well worth it...


And to U that wonder why WE are here... U are the best Soap Opera there is... Hell, everyone loves a good Ramblin "Train" Wreck right?

AND THAT IS U .

Posted by: Two Cars Crash Head On ... Then Both Get Run Over By A Train | March 31, 2009 at 11:53 AM

Oh my god Two Cars, that was funny. The only problem with the "hurl themselves over the top of DS " comment is that the upper bowl is virtually empty during their games. How can people jump if there is no one up there?

When their annual collapse commenced last year, they ALL bashed the team and the coaches. Short memories these guys have. Losses are like alcohol, they make you lose your inhibitions. Loss scarred and angry, uninhibited cane fan TRASHED the program late last year.

Springs launches the broken record that is HopeU. They love to carry on with about how they are on the way back. Do they really believe all that "U R scared" nonsense? It's a joke that they are playing on themselves without even realizing it. Fortunately UM will get it's due at the beginning of the season in 09 instead of at the end. The self-trashing will begin much more timely in 09 and we will see them calling for Shannon's head early-season instead of late-season. Did you forget that you were screaming loudly for his head in 08 cane fan?

You are right Two Cars, WE come here because it's just GOOD comedy. They're convinced that the honorable Curse of Art Kehoe has some hating agenda. Not the case. UM is an excellent institution. Unlike hating cane fans, WE don't see any need to trash the internationally recognized UM. I have great respect for the professionals that UM produces. WE just can't help having good laughs at the ignorant fans and the dumpster fire football program that they hold so dearly. It's amusing to watch them trash UF because it's in a rural town while UM is located in an area that festers with crime. It's not UM's fault that my sister was robbed in Coral Gables and had a gun placed on the back of her head. But it does scream hypocrite ! But U go ahead and continue to trash the city that has often appeared on lists of "Best Cities to Live In." WE don't need to apologize because UF is in a rural town. It's a classic college town.

The FIVE RINGS turned them into a fan base that thinks rings are the only measuring stick of success within the program. Ever since their ability to compete for "ships" vanished they are quite confused and turn that confusion toward others with hateful comments. They personally attack the The Curse of Art Kehoe daily. Whatever cane fan. I know it disappoints you greatly that I won't meet you at rusty Lockhart Stadium for a fight in the parking lot. It's a cane thing. I wouldn't understand.

Posted by: The Curse of Art Kehoe | March 31, 2009 at 12:34 PM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:17 PM

My bad on forgetting FSU"s ship from '93 and '99. They feasted on recruiting when UF and UM were on probation and have since shriveled. OKAY, FSU's ten year old championship makes the ACC a bonifide contender...NOT . I was wrong, whatever, hang your sorry ACC hat on that fool.

Posted by: The Curse of Art Kehoe | March 27, 2009 at 10:17 AM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:20 PM

If U have FREE admission to Ur games at Dolphin Stadium next year, U just might even fill the lower bowl...

Posted by: Seats Disguised As U Fans | March 28, 2009 at 10:27 PM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:23 PM

Best case scenario: 10-2
Worse case scenario: 5-7
Most likely scenario: 8-4 plus a bowl (+/-)

what do you all think?


pray for 6 n 6 ... then sell Ur soul for a mid-December Bowl game.

Posted by: 25-25 After 4 Years | March 30, 2009 at 12:50 AM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:25 PM

It all depends on who the h-@@ shows up. I believe GT is beatable, look what LSU did to them. Youjust have to control the clock and score on them!" -Jaime

That you would even MENTION UM's sad defense in the same breath with LSU's defense proves that you are completely delusional. GT will toy with U again. Control the clock and score on them Jaime? OHHHH ! That's all U have to do huh? Just wave your magic swagger wand Jaime. LSU clearly demonstrates the difference between ACC D's and SEC D's.
So U cut GT's rushing IN HALF...they still gain 236 yards on the ground.

Spring Game Final Thoughts:

Someone needs to teach Donna how to "throw up" a U.

Estimating the crowd at 13,500 is FRAUD. The place didn't sniff 7,000. Who in the athletic department contrived that number and what did they hope to gain by it? Millions of people in the Tri-county area and U couldn't even pack in 7k for a FREE football game? The fan base is a joke.

The secondary is just plain slow. Sam Bradford will have his way with U.

Jacory Harris' arm will not take U to the ACC Championship game. Not a chance. His arm strength might get it done against FAMU and Duke. Not a chance that his arm strength gets it done against the likes of OU and GT. His arm strength is average at best. (quack...quack)

"His 54-yard touchdown run (Berry) and backflip into the end zone was the most impressive play of the day." -Manny
Demonstrating once again that you're english skills leave much to be desired. You make your living with words for christ's sake. Quit butchering them.

Randy seems to be softening his dislike for all things media. He's allowed much more access to practice and is doing more interviews. Perhaps he's realized that operating the team from within a top secret compound only serves to alienate the program from the media and fans. U still have to chuckle at injury descriptions like " upper body injury." Oh yeah Randy, your ACC foes are hard at work right now trying to decide if they should prepare for Javarris Porcelain James.

Posted by: The Curse of Art Kehoe | March 30, 2009 at 08:55 AM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:26 PM

I will commit today!

I was told I could start as a FR, my best position is "Hold your towel in the shower".

Can't wait to get started, or U could say, I can't wait to start peaking.

Posted by: The Curse of Art Kehoe | March 30, 2009 at 11:10 AM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:27 PM

…..UM officials estimated a crowd of 13,500 attended Saturday’s scrimmage. I haven’t seen numbers doctored like that since I got my last monthly statement from Bernie Madoff. - Jorge Milian PB Post

...pretty full

....estimated....

....good turnout????

...a good crowd????

The stadium had people loosely sitting between 30 yard lines. sparce outside of that.. End zones were EMPTY, keep dreaming fool

BUNCH OF HOMER NONSENSE

Posted by: millions of people in metro area passed on a FREE U game....sad | March 30, 2009 at 12:09 PM


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | March 31, 2009 at 07:28 PM

What is happening here?

Sarasota Cane is being a jackass.

This guy has COMPLETELY blown a gasket.

LMAO !

Sarasota cane is making a statement. The statement he's making is unclear but he's making one nonetheless.

I think he's trying to support the argument that UM isn't very good anymore. Well done.

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