Gator Clause takes a break for a few days

GAINESVILLE -- With the spring evaluation-and-recruiting post in order, I'm taking a few days off to visit family in Pensacola. My younger brother is getting hitched this weekend, so I'll be up on Shakedown Street on Friday night, in tuxedo on Saturday and eating Royal Reds on Sunday. Be back at the desk on Monday evening or Tuesday morning.

If news breaks while I'm away, then I'm confident our resident wunderkind, Mike-Mike McCall, will handle his business. As Pigpen used to say, "Next time you see me, things won't be the same."

--The bridge is yours, Mike-Mike. Let's see what you got...

-jo-

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[Adam S.]

Excerpt from the new 20th Century Fox film, "Joseph Goodman's Day Off:"

JO: Look, it's real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we'll take off.
MIKE-MIKE: How?
JO: We'll drive home backwards.
MIKE-MIKE: Jo, my father loves this car more than life itself.
JO: A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile.
MIKE-MIKE: No. No! Apparently, you don't understand!
JO: Wow.
MIKE-MIKE: Jo, he never drives it! He just rubs it with a diaper!