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If Superman wears Tebow pajamas, Wonder Woman wears these...

TeeBows By Mike McCall

Tim Tebow can add another first to his resume. To my knowledge, he's the first college football player to inspire underwear. Admittedly, I'm not very well-versed on the subject, but it's hard to imagine this has been done for many other people.

That's right, you can buy TeeBows for that special someone in your life, and she (or he, no judging here) will carry the mark of The Chosen One in the form of T-shaped, 90-percent cotton, orange-and-blue undergarments.

This might be the most ridiculous example of TebowMania I've seen to date, but I have little doubt that this will be topped soon.

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This man has a specially designed panty that girls will actually want to wear. Dude's life can only go downhill from here.

Is there a matching TeeBra?

-jo-

Or HE???? lol ! If THAT thing will harness your junk you got problems.

Little known fact that the TeeBow thong is a exact replica of Tebow's jock strap.

Rumor is: Alex Tyus might wear these also

TRUTH BE KNOWN TEBOW PROBABLY HAD THESE DESIGNED FOR HIMSELF TO WEAR. WHEN THEY WERE FOUND IN HIS DRAWER THE MADE UP THIS STORY TO KEEP HIS TRUE SEXUAL PREFERENCE FROM GETTING OUT.

IN COMMERCIALS THEY USED TO ASK MICHAEL JORDAN "BOXERS OR BRIEFS". IN THE NEW COMMERCIALS THEY WILL BE ASKING TEBOW "TEEBOWS OR G STRINGS"

Posted by: rhetoric U...how about actually winning something | April 29, 2009 at 08:22 AM

How is it U know what we are writing on a UM blog??

Answer: You are constantly trolling on a UM blog! U follow the U closer than U follow UF!

You're in our head??? Uhmmmm, yeah, ok!

When Foley drops the UM game in 2013, are you STILL in OUR head???? Uhmmmm, yeah, ok!

Dude, I'm not going to come on her and tell you how bad Tebow is, or UF is in decline, because it's not true! He's one of the best athletes to ever come out of UF. This is not about UF! Teams ebb and flow, but you'll always be bitter and jealous!

It's been almost a year since UF beat UM, the Gator's are reigning champs, but you spin by here 10 times a day to say "you suck", "FOOL", "STOOL", "TOOL", "DROOL", etc., etc.

Gator fans hate you! There's nothing worse than an obnoxious fan spewing about a school they NEVER ATTENDED!!

13and1, your name says it all! Congrats!

Imagine how good the shirtless Tennessee coaching staff is gonna look in these!

Oh, jeez...Thanks so much for that wonderful mental image. Like a rusty railroad tie through my head.

-jo-

I bet Randy Shannon will trade his panties in for one of these. Maybe then he will coach like a man instead of one scared puss.

HOLY SHYT Bull Gator/U are no Kehoe ( my favorite)/Mycanes mind is a terrible thing to waste/ U wills stay forever dumb/dumbazzJamie/ 'Lil Steamer, You've kicked this guy around tonight. Not that it's that hard to take batting practice on him. It is nearly impossible though to get him/them to take an objective look at the state of the U.

HIGH FIVE !

These guys have been polluting UF blogs for YEARS. Yet we are supposed to "stay the fu@% out of HERE? SCREW U delusional moron. As long as the world class flamer/spammer/liar/3:00AMtroller continues to pollute our blogs U will receive the same. The only difference being, we stick you in your squinty (kehoe old skool) eye with opinions based on FACT. Where U post opinions based on tired rhetoric and the what U USED to be. What U used to be and what U are are two COMPLETELY DIFFERENT things FOOL. Don't agree? Just ask GT,NC,UVA,FSU, etc...... U have some serious beatdowns awaiting U in 09. Those opinions are based on your pathetic performance for many years running and your continual inability to develop players. It's a giant clusterfu$k down there. Say it isn't !

What is this guys obsession with UF's finances? He has IMAGINED this whole doom and gloom scenario. Does he have ANY idea how much money rolls into the UAA????? Gator Nation is RABID about its team and shows that in it's overwhelming financial support. Go look at the Bull Gator parking on game day and witness the endless line of extremely wealthy alumni in quarter million dollar RV's who pour money into the program. The little guy supports the program too as every game sells out. This same clown has been flaming UF blogs with his $8,000,000,000,000.00 jumbo-tron rant. SHUT UP YOU delusional little bean counter. Or continue with your clueless rant. Fact is, Gator Nation realizes that the ENTIRE state is in a money pinch but will continue to support the FOOTBALL MACHINE. It is what it is. State schools MAKE COLLEGE FOOTBALL GREAT. You endlessly indict "State schools" as though they are some horrible influence of college football. CLUELESS FOOL. Keep telling yourself that your little private school is at some advantage. It's laughable.

U keep carrying on about how glad you are that UM is small and self sufficient and private. WHAT A MORON. That exact thing is at the BASE of your steady erosion. Couple that with Donna and U R SCREWED !!! I think we can all agree that the erosion is clearly showing itself on the PERMANENT win loss record.

Debose? Please cane fan. Snap out of it. EVERYONE was recruiting all of the trio. All schools win some, lose some. Not getting a recruit isn't a "loss." It's the nature of the beast. Intelligent fans instead look at what you actually landed. And YOUR BELOVED ESPN RANKED UF ahead of U this year. Look FOOL, a lot of schools landed a LOT of good recruits in this cycle. Not just Florida. Not just UM. It's what you do with them that really matters. And we've seen for far too long that U are clueless in the leadership/development department. RANDY SHANNON? Okay cane fan. Roll with that guy. Afterall, he did win a "Trailblazer Award" from the Orange Bowl Committee. (cruel joke) In case you haven't noticed, your program is a Coaching CAROUSEL. How many ineffective defensive coordinators have you had in...oh lets say...the LAST FOUR YEARS ! ( U cry,we laugh)

U fan likes to think they are "marching back" because they are young and recruit very well. NEWSFLASH DORKO: UF is YOUNGER, recruits BETTER and are also the NATIONAL CHAMPIONS. It's as though you think no other school is recruiting. It's all about DUH U. ESPN ranked you #11 in this recruiting cycle. The ten teams ranked ahead of U all have more money, BETTER facilites, and BETTER COACHES, all of which ultimately leads to BETTER leadership. Cane fan just can't grasp this. Oh no, it's a U thing. Pay attention to the U. Yawwwwwwwn.

U are just a .500 program now. Maybe a shade above .500 to be fair. It can still be fun. But it will NEVER be the same no matter how much empty rhetoric U throw out. Your last two HC searches were FLAMING DISASTERS. Coker, Shannon. "Nuff said !

If you think you will be lead to the promise land by Jacory Harris, the NORTHWEST BALLAH, you just aren't very smart. Nice kid, GREAT kid, but he can't sniff the jock of the likes of Sanchez, Bradford, Tebow. Sorry kids, He's a nice little QB but that's it. Maybe he'll mature into a 9-10 win QB for you. That would be nice. But if you had a clue you would set your sights on the STINKING ACC TITLE first. You're inability to grasp that is a fatal flaw. Bottom line, nothing develops at UM. Just look at your steadily dropping draft prospects, terrible record, and horrendous breakdowns in units that lead to historical blowouts.

And finally, SHUT UP with the "when Urban goes to ND" NONSENSE ! U guys should get an award for being the most ignorant to facts. FACT IS, Notre Dame came at Urban HARD when he was choosing his last job. He would have gone THEN if it was truly his "dream job." He said dream job tongue in cheek and KNOWS you can't win there. Cane fan will NEVER grasp this and will continually salivate about when "Urban leaves." Keep dreaming fools. He came to the best AD in the country and championships are FLOWING IN. His entire staff and all associated with him speaking GLOWINGLY about him, even the ones who have departed. Coaches across the nation and conference praise him. Yet clueless cane fan is sitting in the corner crying about him lying to a linebacker and kicking a field goal. You guys are complete idiots.

The most POIGNANT FACT about how fall you've fallen was pointed out earlier. Your F'in KICKER was your team MVP. Have you fully digested how sad that is?

I agree, this is too easy.

Let "The U" fans talk, because that’s all they will be able to do for quite awhile. Their program is a JOKE...even their status as an accept anyone NFL farm team has eroded to a faint memory.

Next year the nation will watch the Gators march through the season to our 3rd National Championship in 4 years. In doing so, the nation will also be reminded repeatedly by the media of the fact that "The U" and FreeShoesUniversity have become irrelevant in our shadow ... so far behind they can't even be seen in our rearview mirror.

I have decided that from now on, I'm not even going to dignify their inane posts with a response, which is their very reason for coming on these blogs in the first place. Nobody else (nationally) is listening to them as they are considered non-relevant everywhere else. I would also encourage my fellow Gator posters to do the same thing and treat them for what they have become...invisible.

I'm wit ya RR.

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