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Florida Gators media day is here; Important questions will be asked!

Brown GAINESVILLE -- The University of Florida expects about 150 reporters to attend today's media day, which will take place at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium in the Touchdown Terrace. Many questions will be asked. Here's one I'll be asking.

"Hey, freshman defensive tackle Gary Brown. What's with the pantyhose on the dome? Medical condition? Religious belief? Regretful panhandle fashion sense?"

I'll kidding aside, Brown is a monstrous freshman. He's listed at 6-4, 275 pounds, but he looks to be around 300 pounds (at least!). (Side note: On the first day of practice, I looked out at the defensive line drills and saw No.95 and thought Torrey Davis was back on the team. Brown is a beast. Way bigger than UF sophomore Omar Hunter) He had 26 sacks, 114 tackles and 20 tackles for loss ... as a junior! He attended Greensboro West Gadsden and in addition to defensive tackle, Brown was a pitcher on the baseball team.

Can't wait to get to know this kid.

-jo-

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INTELLIGENT questions should be asked - that is, unless the media thinks asking about things like Tim Tebow's virginity is "important".

wasn't the big Gator going to pull a signing day switch to FSU inspite of the giant Gatorhead covering his bicept? :0

...both him and Debose according to one "reputable" service that starts with a tha

Make sure you ask about, "the next practice".

Jo, Keep these little snippets coming. They are very handy.

THX

Three weeks and six days till the bombings begin.

Hola Co-Captain Soldy. This is gonna be fun. Prepare all ordinance for release. It's gonna be Enola Gay meets sightseeing flight. The cane villagers are runnin round discussing their depth and eating rice. They'll look up from the ashes of Randy's secret football compound and cry, "WAR CRIMES !" After the 0-4 we'll drop some "aid" packages that help U understand this aint the Big Least U playin in.

There has been an ebb in the endless stream of bad news from The Secret Football Compound. Ur substantial 08 woUnds have healed. U are magically a good football team now. U have "gotten better" but none of your opponents have (cane logic) . The NW ballah will be lighting up the sky and receivers will be roaming freely. It will all be so good....if only.

0-4 U dUmb cane honks....0-4

The greatest comedy material ever seen will emerge on the interwebs so soon Don. And we'll be war heroes LMGDAO

Posted by: All hands on Ffight deck prepare bombs | August 11, 2009 at 03:45 PM

When I say Meyer spoke with authority, this is what I mean: He said John Brantley WILL play in significant moments this year. And the Gators will devise a plan for Brantley, possibly to insert the redshirt sophomore into the third series of every game.

Brantley looks like a QB. Taylor Cook looks like a QB. Jacory Harris looks like a beanpole. No champioinship for U.

It won't be surprising at all to see Cook end up having a better 09 than fragile weiner arm Harris. Cook will lay lumber. Taylor Cook is probably working extremely hard with Whipple right now which is a good thing canefan. That guy has the frame you need. Beanpole? Not so much.

Posted by: Ya know Soldy , Cook and Whipple might actually be able to give this anemic offense a jolt.....but wait..the O-line.....AHHH NEVERMIND | August 11, 2009 at 04:08 PM

Do you have any idea what a collision between Harris and Auston English will mean. Keep that kid in the pocket tossing lob fades. He can't make all the throws. He can't run.

Posted by: Quack...Quack..Quack | August 11, 2009 at 04:19 PM

I'm mycanes/CANESTA/canesrule/sarasota. I become outraged at anonymous comments by anonymous people on the world wide web. Instead of enjoying the innate comedy that is provided here I blow a gasket and spend a couple days every month in meltdown and posting incestuous and pedophilic comments.

Posted by: mycanes/CANESTA/canesrule/sarasota | August 11, 2009 at 04:21 PM

Oh I'm in stitches "14"! Keep the party rolling!


What!,

LMAO.

You prove you know nothing. Marve had almost the same amount experience as Harris due to his prior injury.

Miami wins the UNC game if Harris does not play and rolls. If the Duke player does not drop the ball thrown by Harris, Duke Wins. The Virginia was a terrible throw that Byrd made a great play on.

Keep saying stars dont matter. Lets look at the the top 5 teams over the past 5 years. UF, LSU, USC, Texas and Oklahoma. What do they all have in common? They were all ranked in the 10 recruiting over the same time.

Posted by: SOUP | August 11, 2009 at 04:54 PM

Well here you go Jo, I guess it was all just a BIG mis-understanding! Turns out it was just "COMEDY"! Boy do we have egg on our face!

Well I'm sure you're having as much "fun" with this as we have been having for the last 18 months! No sense in us having all the "fun"!

AND TO THINK THAT I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST A MIDDLE AGED "FAN"ATIC "14", MYSTERY SOLVED

I'm mycanes/CANESTA/canesrule/sarasota. I become outraged at anonymous comments by anonymous people on the world wide web. Instead of enjoying the innate comedy that is provided here I blow a gasket and spend a couple days every month in meltdown and posting incestuous and pedophilic comments.

Posted by: mycanes/CANESTA/canesrule/sarasota | August 11, 2009 at 04:21 PM

Hey Adam S., you having "fun" yet?

I was just trying to have a little "fun"! Where is EVERYBODY????????????????????????????

C'mon guy's, the season is about to start, where you at???????

...crickets.......

TWO BITS, FOUR BITS....AWW SCREW IT....

Oh the hit's just keep coming!


JAcory was not good against quality opponents. His weak is exposed. His chance to shine against Cal was a complete dude. The guy cant make all the throws. 1-3 best case scenario and 0-4 is a definite possibility.

Way for Green to bring the facts. 50,000 average attendance, what a joke. I was at every game and the only game that was packed was FSU. Most games were about 25,000.

Posted by: FAKE SOUP | August 11, 2009 at 06:30 PM

The funny thing us that this pi$$Ed off guy is a um fan and he drags all those um thrashings in here.

"hey he was hurt...."

PRECISELY

Thats because he's soft.

Nice excuse.

Posted by: Shouldn't U guys be saying "whip it" more? | August 11, 2009 at 08:13 PM

The depth and team speed is back

Posted by: Dom | August 11, 2009 at 07:18 PM

DOM! where ya been ya big doofus? We've all been yearning for one of your "guys were loaded" chats.

We’ve still got some depth issues so I’m not going to sit up here and say we’ve got the depth to do this and do those types of things,”
-Randy Shannon

"We just don't have any depth," Stoutland said

Put down the Captain 'Cane Comic Book Dom.

Posted by: Shouldn't U guys be saying "whip it" more? | August 11, 2009 at 08:33 PM

I am mycanes/Sarasota/CANESTA/canesrule

Pedophilic thoughts dominate my mind. Everday I post comments about "passing around" coaches daughters as well as imagined teenage girls. And let's not forget my obsession with fillipino boys genitals. Combine that with my daily homosexual references and you begin to get the picture.

I also obsess about comments made by anonymous posters who ridicule my canes. I spend an inordinate amount of time attacking them personally.

When I'm not bust with that I imagine that all critical comments are the work of a disgruntled cane fan that was booted from gladhanding Lamespace.

I am mycanes/Sarasota/CANESTA/canesrule.

Posted by: Mycanes/ragingbozo/Sarasota/canesrule/CANESTA | August 12, 2009 at 09:38 AM

Sure Jacory looks like a QB. A D-2 QB, but a QB nonetheless.

Leggo my Eggo.

Posted by: We are better than U becaUse we have NW Ballahs and U dont | August 12, 2009 at 09:16 AM

Sarasota/canesrule/mycane/CANESTAs Says:

August 12th, 2009 at 11:07 am
Oh hello yeah we’s building depths.

The funny thing us that this pi$$Ed off guy is a um fan and he drags all those um thrashings in here.

Posted by: Bigbob | August 11, 2009 at 08:30 PM

no. you missed the point silly gator.

this gator fan WON'T STAY OFF OUR BLOGS. So we are copying and pasting all his rants and putting them in their rightful place. i mean 14-0 is part of the gator nation..

Omar told it straight.

Rhetoric U does not and has not developed players for years. Pro day looked like the plains of Kansas. Tumbleweeds.

All the media is scared to say Randy sucks.

Hey Randy you dumbazz, it's called a frigging timeout.

Posted by: Mycanes/Sarasota/canesrule/ragingbozo | August 12, 2009 at 11:23 AM

Harris already knows that Cook will go blowing by him on the depth chart.

When Marve transferred we took a step back. Please venture out on runs often Jacory so we can speed up the transition to Cook.

Posted by: Our QB is overrated and throws ducks | August 12, 2009 at 12:36 PM

a penny saved is a penny earned
-- benjamin franklin

Posted by: green | August 11, 2009 at 06:13 PM


U can deal with the kind of $ that jingles .

Let the Big Boys deal with the kind that folds .

Posted by: U Be Po | August 12, 2009 at 02:37 PM

SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME SOME PRACTICE UPDATES AND GIVE ME #6 ON THE COUNTDOWN.

Sincerely,
A loyal reader and Cane fan who is increasingly turning to other media outlets.

Posted by: Caneiac | August 12, 2009 at 02:18 PM


They're practicing and looking like a team that's ranked between 35th.-50th. in the Nation ... Again

And Ur #6 Ranked player starts for no Top 20 Team .


There, U happy ???

Posted by: Same Team, New Year, Same Results As '07-'08 | August 12, 2009 at 02:43 PM

UM is down, but our history is un-questioned! UM has fielded two of the greatest teams of all times for God's sake!

Posted by: Your girl gots talents! | August 11, 2009 at 02:25 PM

Congrats on being the New Notre Dame of the 21st. Century Cane Stooge ...

Posted by: U Know Who U Sound Like Don't U ??? | August 12, 2009 at 02:53 PM

Three weeks and six days till the bombings begin.

The greatest comedy material ever seen will emerge on the interwebs so soon Don. And we'll be war heroes LMGDAO

Posted by: All hands on Ffight deck prepare bombs | August 11, 2009 at 03:45 PM

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T- Minus 26 DAYS and 4 hours Arty !!!

And finally for U, that slow swirlling motion towards the bottom of the bowl begins ...
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Enjoy the next 3 + weeks Cane Tards, because the worm is certain to change in a big way for U soon after...

Posted by: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... FllllllllllllllllllllllUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... | August 12, 2009 at 03:01 PM

UM is down, but our history is un-questioned! UM has fielded two of the greatest teams of all times for God's sake!

Posted by: Your girl gots talents! | August 11, 2009 at 02:25 PM

Congrats on being the New Notre Dame of the 21st. Century Cane Stooge ...

Posted by: U Know Who U Sound Like Don't U ??? | August 12, 2009 at 02:53 PM


UM is down, but our history is un-questioned! UM has fielded two of the greatest teams of all times for God's sake!

UM is down, but our history is un-questioned! UM has fielded two of the greatest teams of all times for God's sake!

UM is down, but our history is un-questioned! UM has fielded two of the greatest teams of all times for God's sake!

UM is down, but our history is un-questioned! UM has fielded two of the greatest teams of all times for God's sake!

UM is down, but our history is un-questioned! UM has fielded two of the greatest teams of all times for God's sake!

UM is down

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U should hear Urselves ...


Posted by: Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Do U ???

The funny thing us that this pi$$Ed off guy is a um fan and he drags all those um thrashings in here.

Posted by: Bigbob | August 11, 2009 at 08:30 PM


Yeah, his (Mycanes) panties are all in a wad ...

The guys head will probably explode after the week 4 Beatdown O.U. puts on Duh U ...

The funny thing us that this pi$$Ed off guy is a um fan and he drags all those um thrashings in here.

Posted by: Bigbob | August 11, 2009 at 08:30 PM


no. you missed the point silly gator.

this gator fan WON'T STAY OFF OUR BLOGS. So we are copying and pasting all his rants and putting them in their rightful place. i mean 14-0 is part of the gator nation..

Posted by: Daddy Daddy the game was a year ago. get over it, uf won!!!! | August 12, 2009 at 12:10 PM

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please don't ban this guy Goody ... Some of this stuff is pretty funny... and the fact that it's him, a clueless Cane fan posting it makes it priceless !!!
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"So we are copying and pasting all his rants and putting them in their rightful place."

wonder how many times this kid took his ball and headed for home ...
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Side note ... Keep an eye on # 52 J. Bostic on Kick Offs this year!!!

I agree 3 outta 4 Rings !!! Since Randy has the 305 on loc....err...ooops. Wrong persona. That was my canesrule schtick. Let's try this tried and true gem.

Urbans salary is totally unfair to faculty. Hmmm...I've written at least 2,000 words on that dead dog.

Here's one. And even though it's my canesrule schtick I still love it. You Gayturd criminals should all be arrested TWENTY EIGHT ARRESTS.. - Sarasota 'cane

Hey multiple pesonality disorder jakazz...stick with posting the Gator thrashings. They're much funnier.

( wonder if the dumb honk will repost this on this site?)

you mad????

lmbao..

GATOR FANS, HE IS ALL YOURS!!!!

Congratulations on taking 1-0-3 years to win 2 out of 3!!


Flame on!!

U really are out of gas U dumb cane dolt. Head back to Lamespace and gladhand your pals.

U R OUT OF GAS

ALL kidding aside, I can't remember when have read so many lame posts and the same old schticks like "gayturds" is so stale and pitiful, you really ought to come up with some new material, especially the gator haters out there that are so green with envy all they can do is spew sour grapes everywhere....
I can't wait for the season to start, so maybe we can hear some fresh material....one can only hope...

ALL kidding aside, I can't remember when have read so many lame posts and the same old schticks like "gayturds" is so stale and pitiful, you really ought to come up with some new material, especially the gator haters out there that are so green with envy all they can do is spew sour grapes everywhere....
I can't wait for the season to start, so maybe we can hear some fresh material....one can only hope...

Posted by: JC Gator | August 12, 2009 at 11:02 PM

wow, let me break it down for you. nobody envy's florida right now. are you winning? yes. But we have also felt what it feels like to be on top of cfb. It's your gator troll fan 14-0 who can't seem to stay off of miami blogs. why is that?? keep up buddy.

Start marking those days off your calendar canefan. The salvos will be raining down upon hapless canefan soon enough.
Art is going to send over some steamers in pickle jars for us to put in the bombs. Scurry now canefan, erect your "depth" shelter.

U just know Randy has been studying his Timeouts for Dummies extra hard and is ready to stand cluelessly upon the sideline.

10..20...maybe even 25,000 people will go to the fish warehouse and witness the bludgeonings that the slightly better than average ACC schedule provides. FSU? Ohhhh my. Georgia Tech? Ohhh my. Virginny Tech? Ohh my. OU does have that elite status but the rest are just better than average teams in a better than average conference. It shows how far Rhetoric U has fallen when they're paralyzed by VT,GT,FSU, and OU. Spare us the "brutal schedule" talk please canefan.

The bowl....the bowl is spinning canefan. Hold on to that peanuty dag like a good cockroach would. Spinning round and round.

Omar is the greatest writer in the history of the woooorld.

Bombs away.

Posted by: Kehoe knew the precise spot that he would slice the steamer the moment he saw it | August 12, 2009 at 03:34 PM

Hey Soldy, we're still disgruntled canefans.

And get this..we were BANNED from canespace. That really sucks because I like singing ♬kumbaya♪ and holding hands. Surely they are gearing up for an ACC title over there and dare I say it, a National Championship. After all, the team is loaded top to bottom with studs. This team is awesome now. Talk about leadership, Pipho is the shiznit.

Posted by: Kehoe say: Take a number for an F'in Ultimate? F YOU! | August 12, 2009 at 03:42 PM

♳♷ clearly U've ingested harmful chemicals canefan.♷♷ Go to a reality doctor immediately.

Posted by: and speaking of contamination...wait'll U catch a whif of that steamer | August 12, 2009 at 03:44 PM

UM is down, but our history is un-questioned! UM has fielded two of the greatest teams of all times for God's sake!

UM is down, but our history is un-questioned! UM has fielded two of the greatest teams of all times for God's sake!

UM is down, but our history is un-questioned! UM has fielded two of the greatest teams of all times for God's sake!

UM is down, but our history is un-questioned! UM has fielded two of the greatest teams of all times for God's sake!

UM is down, but our history is un-questioned! UM has fielded two of the greatest teams of all times for God's sake!

UM is down

UM is down

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U should hear Urselves ...

Posted by: Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Do U ??? | August 12, 2009 at 03:45 PM

UM is down

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UM is down

The stretcher is coming out soon Insane Cane Fan ...

Posted by: Can't Get Up Huh ? | August 12, 2009 at 03:51 PM

cut and paste jakazz is gonna get blisters from spreading cane thrashings.

HAVE AT IT

LMGDAO...spread the cheer dumb cane stooge

Posted by: it's time for one of your pedohilic comments mycanes/sarasota/canesrule/raging bozo/Omar | August 12, 2009 at 03:58 PM

The funny thing is that this pi$$Ed off guy is a um fan and he drags all those um thrashings in here.

Posted by: Bigbob | August 11, 2009 at 08:30 PM


no. you missed the point silly gator.

this gator fan WON'T STAY OFF OUR BLOGS. So we are copying and pasting all his rants and putting them in their rightful place. i mean 14-0 is part of the gator nation..

Posted by: Mycanes| August 12, 2009 at 12:10 PM

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please don't ban this guy Goody ... Some of this stuff is pretty funny... and the fact that it's him, a clueless Cane fan posting it makes it priceless !!!
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"So we are copying and pasting all his rants and putting them in their rightful place."

Yeah, that'll show us !!!

Keep it up U Mad CopynPaster ... It makes Our Coaching Staffs jobs that much easier ...

SO SPREAD THE WORD u DOPE !!!
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wonder how many times this kid took his ball and headed for home ???

He's all Urs Cane Tards . Enjoy

Posted by: Ur Rightful Place Is Once Again, Outta The Top 25 .... Hell 30----40---50 Even | August 12, 2009 at 04:23 PM

agree 3 outta 4 Rings !!! Since Randy has the 305 on loc....err...ooops. Wrong persona. That was my canesrule schtick. Let's try this tried and true gem.

Urbans salary is totally unfair to faculty. Hmmm...I've written at least 2,000 words on that dead dog.

Here's one. And even though it's my canesrule schtick I still love it. You Gayturd criminals should all be arrested TWENTY EIGHT ARRESTS.. - Sarasota 'cane

Hey multiple pesonality disorder jakazz...stick with posting the Gator thrashings. They're much funnier.

( wonder if the dumb honk will repost this on this site?)

Posted by: Sarasota Cane sniffs Kehoe's steamer at the fish warehouse while 9 people watch on the HD jumbotron | August 12, 2009 at 05:27 PM

Posted by: U got no depth son

Posted by: whether its his sarasota persona or his canesrule persona the pedophilic tendencies just don't stop coming | August 12, 2009 at 04:31 PM

PUT IT OUT PU $ $ Y

(reality has never been your strong suit U dope)

Sarasota/mycanes/canesrule = whining Pansy/blog police/cut and paste uber snitch

all in one OCD whacko

You've been backing off the homosexual and pedophilic references 'soda. C'mon man stay consistent
canesrule - blow up dolls, canoodling, coaches daughter
Sarasota- imaginary teenage girls
mycanes- manhole, queer, ramrod

Regardless of the persona U remain mired in those things.

Posted by: GOOOOODY??...WAAHHHH.....those gaytor trolls are bring MEAN to me... Make STOP...WAAHHH | August 13, 2009 at 10:24 AM

Adam S. haven't seen you on here lately. dumb gator troll is ruining his own blog. what a clown.

maybe in another 103 years uf can have 6 mnc's.

this too shall pass.

Mission accomplished!

ooh!ooh! I Havea question - How can MIAMI get such an easy schedule? gators are ranked 68th toughest schedule , that doesn't say much about the scheduling easy conference. SEC is overrated. VT will beat Alabama and the ACC will run from there. If we didnt have so many good teams beating up on each other we would look as good or better than the SEC (see above for definition) 68th c'mon 68th.

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