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EMAILS I GET: Mississippi State fan challenges Gator Clause to a fight!!!

GAINESVILLE -- Proof that the good folks of Mississippi have the Internet and love their Mississippi State Bulldogs, this email comes to us from Justin Martian, an otherwise unassuming employee at a Mississippi health-care facility. Mr. Martian apparently took great offense at this blog post, which, by the way, was meant to be an over-the-top example of sarcasm.

Mr. Martian took us seriously, though. So seriously, in fact, that he fired off this email:

If this weeks game is "boooorrring" to you, I'll meet you out at the Junction, and beat you back to the state that can't vote correctly!!!!  Hope you have fun...

Thanks for the invite, Justin, but I think I'm going to pass. After all, Goodmans, historically, have not been treated so kindly in the great state of Mississippi. I will, however, pass this email off to my good friend Kyle Veazey of the Jackson Clairon-Ledger as a warning. Don't ever joke around with Mississippi State fans, Kyle, they'll go Junction on you!

Since Justin Martian decided to threaten me from his company email address, which included his full name, place of employment and telephone number, Gator Clause took the kind of liberty of changing his name and not contacting his boss to protect him from himself.

-jo-

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**After all, Goodmans, historically, have not been treated so kindly in the great state of Mississippi.**

LOL

This is such a bogus email and article.....they don't have Health Care Facilities in Mississippi...duh.

nice try Jo

The only way to settle this will be a gun duel.

Ur blog and fake news aka' fox news follow the same company line, and that is 2 pander 2 ur delusional flock of dittoheads. U make things up, compare only the games that fit in2 ur story line, find stats that fit the company line, etc. etc, etc..
Stop the meth, meth heads(reality is a wonderful thing)...

I was on meth and I had a vision that we won two of the last three NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS and were well on our way to ANOTHER ONE.
I love meth.

Envy,

This blog post is not fake news! This isn't news at all! (But it did really happen.) This a Gators' blog, dude. With that said, I'm sure you can find plenty of Florida fans who hate my guts as much as they hate U!

-jo-

U GAYtor meth heads like 2 say MIAMI's 5 NC's r in the past, and we also played 4 4 more NC's, r in the past. So why do u all keep talking bout the past. Please, at least b consistent. Meth heads.
Ur past, present, and future is now. Enjoy. Cuse' when teabag and RURAL r gone. Ur back 2 being a Vandy or a Kentucky(just like the old days)..

How many National Titles have the Canes won by first winning their conference, then the conference championship game, then National Title game???

Answer: ZERO!!!

How many National Titles have the Canes won by first winning their conference, then the conference championship game, then National Title game???

Answer: ZERO!!!

Posted by: Just The Facts Not the KOOL AID | October 22, 2009 at 09:21 PM

Your conference and conference CG is the same thing.

Got undefeated?

Go 'canes!

Bobby Bowden looks like a male Paula Denn!

Bobby Bowden looks like a male Paula Deen!

Just checking in earthlings. I can't decide if I want Florida or Alabama to win....oh well it doesn't matter they both suck. Timmy Tebow will be a H-back in the NFL and Mark Ingram's daddy will make my next license plate so what does it matter.

hey kool aid leave the other conferences alone! I am having a hard enough time fixing these games of ours.

Another morsels 4 u GAYtor dittoheads 2 chew on. I guess TV doesn't think much of ur team either when it puts ur BORING GAYtors on ESPN and instead puts #3 TEXAS on it's national game on ABC. Also ABC takes a #9 MIAMI 4 it's prime time slot at 3:30 game.
Guess that shows who bring in the ratings. Most of ESPN's highest rated games involve THE CANES.
'ENVY the PAST, FEAR the FUTURE', meth heads(the reason I call u all meth heads, the counties around GAYniesville have the most meth labs and thier not selling it 2 The Villagers)..
PEACE OUT..

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZERRRRRRR

What bogus calls will the crooks in the SEC pull out of their hat this weekend to save the Gators?

Don't forget that the Mullet knows you're plays... They are simple... Tebow up the middle, Dive plays with Demps/Rainey, shovel pass to Hernandez, and 5/10 yard curls to Cooper, and lastly... Jump balls to Deonte hoping for pass interference

Can U say Pop Warner Offense!

Congrats Canes fan! You win the "my team is on national tv" trophy! How proud you must be.

And just where did YOU go to school, "envy the past....cane fan"? By the way,it's not "thier" the correct spelling is 'THEY'RE"..(meaning they are)-it's called a contraction, and, well on second thought...forget it.
We really don't care where the game is televised, and the GAy bit is soooo old(get a new routine(if you can think for yourself)so...go back to take some night classes and learn to spell so your venom is at least grammatically correct, and get a life, will you?

Dear Mr. Goodman,
We also have electricity and running water.

You show the world your intelligence, or lack thereof, with your remarks. How can anyone take any of your writing seriously? I would expect ignorant, moronic comments from the blog posters, but not from the PAID employee of the Miami Herald.

If you want to see how a sports blog SHOULD be done, go read some more of Kyle.

Is this better 'they're not selling they're meth 2 The Villagers, they're selling they're meth 2 GAYtor students who r on they're 7th year of they're Waffle House management degree'. What's my grade teach.
This is the talk of LOSERS, who live in they're mom's basement, who obvisously don't work if they're blogging at 11 in the morning, and who don't know how 2 debate intelligently. Find 1 error and pounce on it, instead of debating the issues at hand.
Just like fox(fake) news.

P.S. 4 all u meth heads, I misspelled 'obviously' on purpose 4 teach, so she had something 2 grade and focus on..

MSUDog,

Is that the best you've got? Weak!

-jo-

This is not only proof they have the internet and love MSU (excepting the environs of Oxford). It may also prove that there is still a great deal of cousin-marrying going on in the great state of Mississippi.

Envy the past I will kick your ass. You really are a gayturd with that grammer. Go CAnes.

Canes are forgotten step children with HUGE inferiority complex. Just see the obsessed loser above.

You have never even won a conference title. We have two conference titles and two 'ships since you hired the cardboard cut out coach.

U HAVE NONE jealous loser.

Cane logic at it's best.

VTech shoudl be number one because the beat the almight U. No questions. Ask Urban Lier the king Gaytured.

"I guess TV doesn't think much of ur[sic] team either when it puts ur[sic] BORING GAYtors[sic] on ESPN and instead puts #3 TEXAS on it's[sic] national game on ABC. Also ABC takes a #9 MIAMI 4[sic] it's[sic] prime time slot at 3:30 game."

Point A: The Gator game is a national broadcast on ESPN's prime-time slot.

Point B: ABC did not have the option to broadcast the Gator game on its 8pm prime-time slot, due to conference TV affiliations.

Point C: The Texas game is not a national broadcast; it is a regional broadcast, and ABC is televising Oregon State-USC as well.

Point D: The Miami-Clemson game is a also a regional broadcast on ABC; other regions will be seeing Michigan-Penn State, Oklahoma-Kansas, or Oregon-Washington.

Too bad the Miami game is only a regional broadcast, the rest of the nation won't be able to see all of those empty, orange seats in the stadium on HD.

Point E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z.. Are the GAYtors in Florida dumba$$ and is that the same region as the HURRICANES??
UF=University of FELONS, 25 arrests in the RURAL LIAR's tenure at Florida. Hope ur all proud of ur thugs. And BTW, MIAMI's has had 1, yes I said 1 in the same time period..
Meth heads google most watched games on ESPN. Read 'em and weep..

"Are the GAYtors[sic] in Florida dumba$$[sic] and is that the same region as the HURRICANES??"

In case you failed to understand me in my previous post - since I was clearly speaking in a manner you are unfamiliar with - the Gator game is a N-A-T-I-O-N-A-L telecast. That means that it will be seen across the entire United States. The Miami game is part of ABC's R-E-G-I-O-N-A-L coverage, which means it will be seen in the southeastern United States.

Speaking of arrests, something tells me you may have more arrests on your own record than the entire University of Florida football team combined. Maybe you should quit wasting your time on this message board, and start polishing your gold-plated grill and decide what your next meaningless tattoo will be. I suggest you go with that tattoo-portrait of Jacory Harris. Classy.

Well said, "The U of F"...and I do believe that the Meth fumes may have gotten to "envy the past"...is UM then the University of Meth-heads?
Go GATORS!

Canes are forgotten step children with HUGE inferiority complex. Just see the obsessed loser above.

You have never even won a conference title. We have two conference titles and two 'ships since you hired the cardboard cut out coach.

U HAVE NONE jealous loser.

Florida is a national broadcast. Canes are regional. Dumb cane dolt can't comprehend this. Cane logic at it's best.

Pity your soft past, laugh at your predictable future

One title in last 18 years shows how LAME U are.

Becoming a big fan of "The U of F." Keep it up. Check out http://www.onlygators.com - would love to have you posting there in addition to Jo's great blog here.

Go Clemson Tigers! I will be pulling for Clemson all the way.

hahaha "envy" got so caught up in his "they're" routine that he used it when "their" was needed. classic! don't think it was on purpose based on the immediate message after explaining his 3rd grade spelling. more proof 99% of canes fan did not even go to college, let alone "the U." MDCC doesn't count envy...

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