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Suggestions for Florida Gators Tim Tebow's Halloween eye black: Gator Clause calls upon the Book of Revelations

GAINESVILLE -- Here's a little taste of my feature story in tomorrow's paper, which basically takes a few shots at Florida's excitable fan base. He'll never do it, but Tim Tebow should scribble a Bible verse from the Book of Revelations into his eye black on Saturday. Reason 1: A fittingly sarcastic backhand for his doubters and those among Florida's fans who think the end is extremely nigh. 2. It's Halloween, of course.

SUGGESTIONS FOR TEBOW'S SATURDAY EYE BLACK
FourHorsemen REV 18:1
"And after these things I saw another angel come down from heaven, having great power; and the earth was lightened with his glory."

[PICTURED, Tebow will judge the wicked and unfaithful on Halloween!]

REV 18:3
"And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every four spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird." (Ibis, we're assuming.)

REV 19:11
"And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war."

REV 19:12
"His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself."

REV 19:15
"And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."

Feel free to offer your own suggestions for Tebow's Halloween eye black. Quite fun.

-jo-

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Leviticus 20:13

1 should say, the Philippines and 1 should say South Bend (cuse' that's where teabag and rural will be next year and you ALL know it)..
Rural's doing the same thing to the GAYtors that coker did to the CANES, leaving the cupboard bare. They both rode a talented class to glory and then high tail it out of town (at least rural's alittle smarter than coker was and will use it to get more $ out of ND, just like he did going from bowling green to utah to florida to finally his dream job at notre dame)..

Urban to ND is about as likely as Randy "Cardboard Cutout" Shannon getting extended. U R IGNORANT

I like this one:

The Revelation 6:17

For the great Day of His wrath is come, and who shall be able to stand?

Urban to ND is about as likely as Randy "Cardboard Cutout" Shannon getting extended. U R IGNORANT

Posted by: Bill Sepulveda | October 28, 2009 at 08:26 PM

Your right, Urban would be more likely to go pro. It's not as if a 500,000$ buy out would be to hard to swing if your an owner of a NFL franchise. Then again there is some dumb smuck (Al Davis)that would be willing to pay that price. Yeah who are we kidding, the NFL doesn't need some coach with a gimmick offense.

Maybe Urban does go pro for half a season then leaves in the middle of the night for South Bend.

Bible quotes in a public newspaper. RIDICULOUS. I have one for you: "There is no god you fable believing morons". Tebow6:9Meyer.

Perhaps I should cite another old and respected document: The First Amendment. Lighten up, smart guy.

-jo-

EdP -- you're a dope. Cool piece Jo!

something related to moses and tied to the parting of the red (aka georgia) sea, particularly in the red zone.

Ezekiel 25:17

I still like Philippians 4:13 " I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me".

Now that would just be scary if Tebow goes the Revelation rout. Creepy picture. Funny...

Hey Jo, Do you have any news on Moses Jenkins? I heard he had surgery because of complication from his concussion. Hope he is ok.

Send money!

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