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Billy Donovan and Urban Meyer pulling in the recruits

GAINESVILLE -- Plenty of recruiting news to report now that I'm back in town.

1. Former Rutgers guard Mike Rosario is headed to the University of Florida. Rosario visited Gainesville this week and signed his transfer papers on Sunday. He plans to enroll in June but won't be eligible to play in a game until the 2011-2012 season. Rosario averaged over 16 points per game for Rutgers as a sophomore. He'll be a redshirt junior for the 2011 season. Rosario scored 14 points in a loss to Florida this season.

2. Florida basketball coach Billy Donovan picked up his third commitment for the 2010 class this weekend after a visit from 6-7 forward Will Yeguete of Melbourne Florida Air. Yeguete joins 6-5 forward Casey Prather of Jackson, Tenn., and 6-8 forward Patric Young of Jacksonville as members of the Gators' 2010 recruiting class.

3. Florida football coach Urban Meyer picked up a commitment from 2011 quarterback Jeff Driskel of Orlando Hagerty High on Monday. A 6-3, 225-pound quarterback, Driskel is a mobile quarterback with a strong arm who will likely be ranked one of the Southeast's top high-school passers this fall. Meyer now has four commitments for the class of 2011.

JOAKIM NOAH IN THE NEWS
Former Gator Joakim Noah scored 25 points and had 13 rebounds in the Bulls' 112-102 loss to the Cleveland Cavaliers in Game 2 of the Eastern Conference playoffs.

On Sunday, Noah told reporters that "Cleveland sucks," referring to the lack of a downtown attractions. Guess you can only go to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame so many times. Noah was booed handsomely on Monday night for his comment.

Noah made even more headlines on Sunday when he called Boston Celtics forward Kevin Garnett a dirty player. Noah was asked about Garnett's role in the altercation between the Celtics and Heat during Game 1 of the Eastern Conference playoffs.

-jo-

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Will Yeguete? Why do I have a feeling that this he is going to turn into a
Will "I Forget"? Seriously, the 140th rated power forward was the best we could get. Are you telling me the other 139 PF's are going to better schools? Billy is getting desperate...

Now, on to Noah - I have to admit he is doing much better than I predicted (although I did predict Al Horford would end up having a better NBA career than Greg Oden BEFORE the draft - when I am eligible to collect on that bet?). I saw Noah as a role player (i.e., motivator off the bench at best), but he's playing over 40 mins a night, averaging a double double - leading Chicago in scoring in several games - yikes!

Driskel is a big time pickup. Very happy with how life after Tebow is shaping up so far...

put Ur window Up

'cleveland sucks', & 'garnett's a dirty player' (didn't know KG's playing for Cleveland), why doesn't he just shut-up & be a professional & let his play do his talking. Like kobe, like lebron, like d-wade, like the other professionals out there, instead of being a PUNK. No wonder his OWN TEAMMATES suspended him for more then management did.
Typical GAtor entitlement & prima donna's, instead of hard work & commitment..

typical envious cane

Great job in the post season troll.

Go Lady 'canes

Our fishin' team can beat up your lousy fishin' team. The Swamp is the premier place to fish...way better than those damn Everglades. Plus we use 10 lb. line. Just another 'ship for us....something like 45 or 60...I lose track. I like how our basketball team is paying athletes from other schools to drop their commitments there to come play for the mighty Turds, but won't we need that slush money for the refs more than ever this year?

Are you gonna get the same amount of miles out of the fishin team jokes as U did out of the pagin urbin myers jokes?

If they were remotely funny I'd laugh....They're not.

Posted by: #1 UF Fishin' team | April 20, 2010 at 08:48

Is that you coach shannon?

OGV,
You holding bloggers opinions to unrealistic levels of proof and fact is absurd and groundless. You WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT lead the bloggersphere in bad predictions, unfounded truths, and unfullfilled prophecies. You of all people should have some humility by now.

NOOOO that's not Captain Clueless silly Kirby.

He only fishes on bridges for Brim.

Posted by: New Sensation | April 19, 2010 at 04:10 PM

Nice pick up but we will be quite happy with Teddy football. Kid is A Cane lock!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV9vv7QxREM

Posted by: canesrule 21'ships | April 20, 2010 at 09:21 AM

This is the only time I will respond to one of your post's and I will never do so again. Your racist comments are out of line. I have seen you post derogatory comments under various screen names about coach Shannon for over two years. You hate Miami. You hate the Canes. We get it loud and clear. If you want to say he doesent know how to call timeouts or whatever thats fine but keep the racist innuendos to yourself. I know you will retort your not racist because I have seen you do it in the past when you were called out on other blogs but it is as clear as day by the comments you make.

Posted by: The []_[] | April 20, 2010 at 09:55 AM

There are too many 'fakes' to chastise one person but Shannon still can't call timeouts and besides Whip's kid he doesnt have any white QBs. Maybe Shannon is the reverse racist.

Posted by: It's black, it's white, yeah yeah yeah | April 20, 2010 at 10:09

I know who and what he is and so does he. Your comment about QBs is moronic. Urban doesent have any white RBs or CBs. Does that make him racist. Make excuses all you want but it is what it is regardless of how many screen names are used...........

Was at an event this past Sat where Brandon Spikes and Brandon James were signing autographs and taking pics with fans.

Both of them were engaging, patient, and seemed really into the fans. Wish these two guys the best of luck.

like the Driskell pickup. I guess this means Lemay is definitely going to Clemson or UGA. Oh well.


Posted by: The []_[] | April 20, 2010 at 10:36 AM

Who has a white CB or RB?

I agree Duh []__[]. There is no place for canesrules racist bunk here. Besides, Randy only fishes for shad from bridges.

Go Lady 'canes.

U can have Teddy foosball. He fits the Jacory" wayyy overrated" Harris mold nicely. Just as Brantley will far outperform J26 (no pun intended), Driskell's career will outshine TB's simply because he is joining a much better program. Sorry cane dolts, Ur second tier now. Shannon loves all his QB's, as long as they aren't white.

Driskell has better mechanics than Teddy (teddy's mechanics, actually, are quite bad). This doesn't mean Teddy is not serviceable with poor mechanics (see Tebow, Tim). However, the risk is far greater when you take a kid with bad mechanics vs kids that have good/great mechanics.

If I were Miami I would try very hard to get another college ready QB in this class to go with Teddy. Teddy reminds me a bit of T.Pryor..he will need at least 2 years of learning the college game.

The thing about Driskell that scares me is that his team is god awful and his HS production isn't there. Now maybe the talent around is that bad but in HS football one elite player should be able to make a big impact.

There is also the possibility that he is just coming into his own now. Hopefully he has a vastly improved Senior year.

James agree on Bridgewaters mechanics but much like tebow he has the "IT FACTOR". He wont play for at least two years anyway. Jacory will be back next year I am pretty sure then there is Morris. When Morris learns the offense he is going to be good IMO. Bridgewater would redshirt then have to beat out Morris for QB-1.

So now you're comparing Bridgewater to Tim Tebow?

Foolish 'cane troll.

UF also won the club national championship in wakeboarding this year, for what it's worth. Club bass fishing sounds cool but if UF ever decided to put together a rodeo club, I might actually go cover that. Does FSU have a rodeo team?

The Driskell recruit is apparently a combine monster. I'm interested to see how his high school team performs this season. Orlando Hagerty only won two games last season, losing to Lake Mary 50-14 and Sanford Seminole 40-14.

-jo-

Bridgewater is more of a Harris type QB than a Tebow. Sure he's a dual threat QB, but he's also skinnier than a paper clip. Tebow would crush that kid.

Can you say Dominique Easley, Shariff Floyd, Ronald Powell, Matt Elam, Gerald Christian, Chris Dunkley, Lynden Trail, Quinton Dunbar?
I knew U could. Interesting thing about that list is that Meyer cleaned up on the national stage AND took top local guys. Sure U got a couple of guys, U always will, but the UM 2010 class will be remembered for the guys U DIDN’T get, not "filled needs." (Randy rhetoric)
Also interesting that ALL of those guys chose UF for the PROGRAM more than the coach. But U keep believing.

Urban straight up TROUNCED Randy in this cycle.

In a KIA....ha ha ha ha

Urban pretty much trounced everyone in this cycle. Little known fact but we had ronald powell locked up and committed (silently) since last years O & B game. We stole the best recruit from cali from under pete's nose. He never had a shot (then he left so it didn't matter)

Just more 5 star flame-outs in GAniesville. Like;
jarred fayson, jamar hornsby, lorenzo edwards, james wilson, torrey davis, deonte thompson, chris rainey, john brown, will hill, omar hunter, matt patchan, carl moore, xavier nixon, andre debose, gary brown.
All 5 star prima donna recruits under urbin, all flame-outs or back-ups under urben..
google'em meth heads..

I meant FNL not O&B game

Now we're takin Rutgers (rutgers??) rejects (didnt know they had a basketball program). pretty sad...

The show 'ET' (entertainment tonight) is reporting that 'GLEE' (the gayiest show on TV according to Rolling Stone magazine) is coming to GAYnesville to do a remote from there. The producers of the show want to go there after hearing that it's the 11th GAYiest city in the United States (according to the magazine 'the Advocate').

Posted by: ed 'hard work & commitment' reed | April 20, 2010 at 03:23 PM

Your flame out list proves U don't know a damn thing about UF football. U can post all the nonsense U like. Your EXTREMELY jealous. Please keep posting that absurd list to further prove what a clueless moron U are.

At the end of the day U know your clearance rack coach got SMOKED by Urban

FACT

Tebow sucks

Google it? What an idiot.

We don't "google" our roster U clown. We know who we have. It's called top tier talent.

U have 2nd tier garbage.

Thems the facts chump now go google your neighbor named Juan and see how many offender lists he's on. Beat it loser.

Fact
every unit on the Canes besides OL
gaytors aint got a player that could start, kinda reversed from 2008
Watched the orange and blue game, Brantley cant read a corner blitz to save his life

Another lily white bigot Jeeves.
Bet Juan dont live in a trailer with 5 broke cars outside, and buy all his clothes at walmart.

These would be the FACTS U dumb cluck.

Ronald Powell DE
Dom. Easley DE
Matt Elam S
Sharrif Floyd DT
Jon. Dowling ATH
Joshua Shaw DB
Chris Dunkley WR
Mack Brown RB
Ger. Christian TE
Ian Silberman OL
Jaylen Watkins DB
Chaz Green OT
Cody Riggs DB
Michael Taylor LB
Travon Van ATH
Adrian Coxson WR
Sol. Patton WR
Lynden Trail DE
Quint. Dunbar WR
Jordan Haden DB
Neiron Ball DE
Trey Burton QB
Dar. Kitchens LB
Robert Clark KR
Gideon Ajagbe LB
Mi. McFarland TE
Tyler Murphy QB

U got nothing remotely close to that loser


Posted by: Sarasota 'cane rims Kehoe at midfield on the temporary U | April 20, 2010 at 11:59 AM

Posted by: Jim | April 20, 2010 at 12:04 PM

Posted by: Shannon hates white QB's | April 20, 2010 at 01:12 PM

Posted by: Ur confused son | April 20, 2010 at 01:17 PM

Posted by: Shannon recruits in a KIA | April 20, 2010 at 01:46 PM

Posted by: In The Still of the Night | April 20, 2010 at 04:26 PM

Posted by: Jeeves | April 20, 2010 at 04:43 PM


Don't you have A cross burning ceremony to attend in Micanopy you ignorant hillbilly. It pleases everyone that after this season you will STFU because you will be out of gas. Ignorant turd tard does not realize the end is here for gator nation. Or maybe he does and is clinging to two years ago , the last time uf won anything. It's OVA doosh bag. Tricky Nicky took A dump on the fifty in Atlanta and rubbed gator nations nose in it.........

Posted by: The fumes burned tebows eyes. | April 20, 2010 at 05:04 PM

Ha ha you are such an idiot!

"Or maybe he does and is clinging to two years ago , the last time uf won anything"

Hilarious! considering it's been 8 years since any major UM team has been in contention for anything. (That fact is from Manny's Blog)


Fact
every unit on the Canes besides OL
gaytors aint got a player that could start, kinda reversed from 2008
Watched the orange and blue game, Brantley cant read a corner blitz to save his life

Thanks for watching the Gator spring game. More proof that we are the best and Canes can only hope we have a down year. Doesn't it suck that the only way you can have a good year is if the Gators have a bad year because you already know the canes are losing at least 4 games.

I bet no Gators watched the candy cane spring game. I bet very few cane fans watched it either. i bet the majority of the people that watched it were the players standing on the sidelines. Can they count towards attendance?

hey candy canes its been 8 years since you have done anything? is it going to be this year that you break thru and win the acc from football powerhouse GT?

One suggestion-get all the cheese wisconsin put up your arse first before your first game.


Posted by: King of the State | April 20, 2010 at 05:11 PM

Who starts a post with ha ha. Makes you look light in the loafers. Unless the ha ha is meant for your posting name.

5 > 3

28 > 26

What other explanation could there be?

The show 'GLEE' is comin, 'GLEE' is comin. auditions soon at ur favorite club GAYtor fan...

Hey Donna Shalala i live in gainesville and know former Gators and present as friends. i watched Bamas and UNC also cause it was football period.
8 years huh??
Whats the record UM vs UF last 8 years you complete idiot, We have done nothing huh
4-1 vs gaytors DUMBASS!!!!!

Hey gators did you see ESPN classic replay the
2003 comeback victory For Brock, funny thing was Bob Griese doing the game says these teams agreed to meet in 2008 and 2010, 2008 being a nuetral site. what happened chickinshits
Got 08 at home and 2010 moved cause YOU ARE GONNA SUCK THIS YEAR, LMAO!!

lorenzo edwards
james wilson
deonte thompson
chris rainey
will hill
omar hunter
matt patchan
carl moore
xavier nixon
andre debose

Posted by: ed 'hard work & commitment' reed | April 20, 2010 at 03:23 PM

did you really list these guys as busts/flame outs? LMAO...the stupidity by the flamers on this board is like a bottomless pit. When I think we reached a new level of stupidity they keep digging deeper and deeper.

Your name has a ring of irony to it..you guys are certainly committed and work hard at being complete and utter morons

Look at sad has been canefan. Gets DEALT on so he whips out his history book that NOBODY cares about 'cept ancient cane clowns.

It's correct. Not one single Fator watched your sorry ass spring game in a HIGH SCHOOL STADIUM.( that alone proves how pathetic scUM is)

of course you watched UF Yuou envious delusional troll ... Lmao

ur as predictable as the tides u dumb cane honk

Jacory Harris will get snapped in two and U will bust out the "we're injured" excuse.

hey dumb@$$ james, like i said flame-outs or back-ups at best so far. none of them have done a thing of note. They have been back-ups and or are fighting for a spot to play, meth head. Just because they're on the roster doesn't make them stars.
5 STARS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE STARS NOT BACK-UPS FIGHTING FOR A STARTING POSISTION.. now put the pipe down, PLEASE..
More 5 star GAtor burn outs, now in b-ball.
ray shipman, mr. basketball, GONE.
dan werner, 5 star recruit, average at best.
elon vargas, 5 star recruit, unknown whereabouts.
nick calathes, 5 star recruit, playin in greece.
& the list continues to grow....

Aaron Lynch

Lynch has turned into one of the most highly recruited prospects in Florida, which he said has been both fun and stressful at the same time.

“Shoot, it’s probably like almost thirty offers that I have now,” Lynch said. “Alabama, Notre Dame, Tennessee, Miami, Florida State, Georgia, Clemson, Iowa, and Ole Miss, but that’s definitely not all of them. It’s been hectic and crazy but fun at the same time. I’m just taking it slow and having fun with the trips.”

One notable name missing from his list is Florida, not because he doesn’t have that offer, but because he didn’t even want that offer.

“Actually they were going to offer me and I told them I wasn’t interested in them,” Lynch said. “My coach told them that I didn’t want to talk to them at all and I didn’t want to be interested in Florida at all. When one of the Florida coaches called me on the phone, he didn’t have a great attitude and he was very arrogant, stuck up kind of.”

It's correct. Not one single Fator watched your sorry ass spring game in a HIGH SCHOOL STADIUM.( that alone proves how pathetic scUM is)

Whats A Fator? Is this some sneaky code word turd tards use in their "inner circle"

Thanks for watching the Gator spring game. More proof that we are the best and Canes can only hope we have a down year. Doesn't it suck that the only way you can have a good year is if the Gators have a bad year because you already know the canes are losing at least 4 games.

I bet no Gators watched the candy cane spring game. I bet very few cane fans watched it either. i bet the majority of the people that watched it were the players standing on the sidelines. Can they count towards attendance?

hey candy canes its been 8 years since you have done anything? is it going to be this year that you break thru and win the acc from football powerhouse GT?

One suggestion-get all the cheese wisconsin put up your arse first before your first game.


Posted by: Donna Shalala | April 20, 2010 at 05:24 PM


Hey Donna Shalala i live in gainesville and know former Gators and present as friends. i watched Bamas and UNC also cause it was football period.
8 years huh??
Whats the record UM vs UF last 8 years you complete idiot, We have done nothing huh
4-1 vs gaytors DUMBASS!!!!!

Posted by: wont play us unless we are down | April 20, 2010 at 06:00 PM

Whaaaaaaann-dy will be there to watch our kicker get drafted. Ninth highest paid coach in DaACC, 21-17 record, not a single January bowl game………and yet my fellow Canes still can not connect the dots of irrelevancy.

U can do it just apply some canes logic to it!

ESPN just reported that the Wisconsin RB is STILL running.

U play in a HIGH SCHOOL STADIUM
U play in a HIGH SCHOOL STADIUM
U play in a HIGH SCHOOL STADIUM
U play in a HIGH SCHOOL STADIUM
U play in a HIGH SCHOOL STADIUM
U play in a HIGH SCHOOL STADIUM
U play in a HIGH SCHOOL STADIUM
U play in a HIGH SCHOOL STADIUM
U play in a HIGH SCHOOL STADIUM
U play in a HIGH SCHOOL STADIUM

and it was still barren U HAS-BEENS

NOBODY CARES ABOUT UM FOOTBALL


NOBODY

Aaron Lynch??

LMAO

Repeat after me dumb cane honk

Ronald Powell.....Dominique Easley.....Lynden Trail

Lynch??? Punk would never see the field at UF...screw him.

One thing we know...he'll never commit to has-been scUM. Archive that jakazzz

I've watched Lynch play. He's slower than molasses. Dumber than a box of rocks. He's the Jeff Luc of DE's. Ronald Powell makes Lynch look like a Pop Warner kid. Seriously. Who cares what that doofus says, He isn't UF D-line material...FACT


Posted by: ed 'hard work & commitment' Reed | April 21, 2010 at 06:48 AM

LMAO...the best thing about dumb people is they don't know they are dumb. Why do you continue to post this drivel?

lorenzo edwards - fits what you said. Hasn't done much
james wilson - back up to pouncey/c. johnson. Starter this year
deonte thompson - lol
chris rainey - lol
will hill - lol
omar hunter - lol
matt patchan - starter before injury
carl moore - missed all last year w/ injury
xavier nixon - Started as Freshman
andre debose - injured all of last year. RS FResh

you sir are an idiot

Thanks for watching the Gator spring game. More proof that we are the best and Canes can only hope we have a down year. Doesn't it suck that the only way you can have a good year is if the Gators have a bad year because you already know the canes are losing at least 4 games.

I bet no Gators watched the candy cane spring game. I bet very few cane fans watched it either. i bet the majority of the people that watched it were the players standing on the sidelines. Can they count towards attendance?

hey candy canes its been 8 years since you have done anything? is it going to be this year that you break thru and win the acc from football powerhouse GT?

One suggestion-get all the cheese wisconsin put up your arse first before your first game.


Posted by: Donna Shalala | April 20, 2010 at 05:24 PM


Hey Donna Shalala i live in gainesville and know former Gators and present as friends. i watched Bamas and UNC also cause it was football period.
8 years huh??
Whats the record UM vs UF last 8 years you complete idiot, We have done nothing huh
4-1 vs gaytors DUMBASS!!!!!

Posted by: wont play us unless we are down | April 20, 2010 at 06:00 PM

so to recap..in your bench/flame out list you included:

2 true freshman - 1 injured and 1 started

3 players that sat out with injuries

6 starters (1 partial since he got injured halfway into the season)

1 guy who had to sit because of depth (wilson). I know you don't know what depth on the OL is but it is wonderful thing to have.

I shouldn't have to explain the fail in this but you continue to display your stupidity so....

Gators will lose 5 games this year, the end is here so spew all you want about your PAST.

Posted by: Randy recruits in a KIA | April 21, 2010 at 09:12 AM

Lynden Trail? LMFAO. Dudes A 6' 7" 220 lb DE. He looks like A gang bangin spider crab. You could have him stand sideways at the line and the tackle wouldent even know he's there.

And Patchan? Thank GOD he went to U Felony. That dude is A complete head case! I hear urban started frontin him some of his prozac so maybe he will get it turned around.

Trail will have plenty of time to mature and develop ( something UM knows nothing about anymore) because he will be behind to national studs on the depth chart.

We land top national and local guys. U land chumps that Buffalo liked. U would have signed Trail in a heartbeat. But U did land David Perry so clearly your set at DE for a while...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

Randy was reduced to signing bodies because Urban took his asss behind the woodshed.

You went from:

14and0ToPasadenaWeGo to 13And1AlabamaBeatusLikeADrum to 10And4UrbansPassedOutOnTheFloor.

If your a U fan, Saturday is the day to tune into the draft.

Webster definition of "Gutted" - playing in front of alumni, former players, and having The Roc intro your team in the last game at the Orange Bowl and getting beat down 48-0.

Sad cane fan. You're reduced to making childish insults. That's it. James explained what an idiot you are so you started making sophomoric insults. Next you'll post that 5 is more than 3.....and....GO !

48-0

lmao

to VIRGINIA no less

sad...very sad

isn't it time for some gay or trailer references loser cane fan?


Posted by: Randy dont go in no ocean....no brim out there | April 21, 2010 at 09:41 AM


WRONG WRONG and WRONG. We are LOADED at DE. Miami did not want that skinny gang banger that is A FACT!

gang banger? lol. Because some creep went on his facebook and took photos that are years old he is a gang banger?

The dude was president of his schools media/TV club.

Some gang banger


Posted by: Eyes Without a Face | April 21, 2010 at 09:44 AM

Thats funny coming from A racist hillbilly. There's A cross burnin behind Cafe Risque in Micanopy tonight at nine, but you already know that.

Posted by: James | April 21, 2010 at 09:51 AM

So he's A nerd gang banger!

lol

James you can't win with this immature moron. He is now attacking on a kid who has his head on straight and educated enough to fullfill his time beyond athletics.

I am sure "Urkel's A Crip" is at his parents house in the basement with nothing to do except defend a 2nd tier program.

45-60 'ships...I lose count. All on 10 lb. line no less. The Swamp is the BOMB for fishin'. We gots 5 star graphite rods.

1 guy who had to sit because of depth (wilson). I know you don't know what depth on the OL is but it is wonderful thing to have

James, Miami does have depth at O line it's just young. In this class alone we signed 5 top 100 players at their positions including A couple rated top 5. I admit the gators have A better O line than Miami but I would take any other unit on the Canes over the gators.

Posted by: Principal Skinner | April 21, 2010 at 10:09 AM


http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/andy_staples/12/17/orr-trail/index.html

Yea, He's got his head on straight. It's either get down or lay down.

What time does the Cane Draft Party start Saturday?

Posted by: Spuds Mackenzie | April 21, 2010 at 11:37 AM

Silly turd tard bashes Cane fan for bringing up 11 pro bowlers and all those first round draft picks and then posts this. LMFAO!!!!!

Yea, He's got his head on straight. It's either get down or lay down.

Posted by: Swamp city bird in da house | April 21, 2010 at 11:20 AM


you are an idiot. Your reading comprehension sucks. You realize that article is pointing out how the kids are NOT thugs.

It is so funny watching you own yourself

Posted by: James | April 21, 2010 at 11:53 AM

Been schoolin those honey's at FAU lately. BAWHAHAHA. The vanilla ice look went out years ago playa.

Time for James to break out the graphite rod, hook on a rubber baby gatur, crack open a LandShark beer and head to the Swamp fur a relaxin' day. He got his head all messed up with his foosball facts. Jerky be good to go with that brewskie James.

Posted by: Time to freshen up A bit | April 21, 2010 at 11:59 AM

Your hot tub dial is still stuck in 2001.

Been schoolin those honey's at FAU lately. BAWHAHAHA. The vanilla ice look went out years ago playa.

Posted by: Time to freshen up A bit | April 21, 2010 at 11:59 AM

wut?

try to make sense first

Posted by: Marty McFly | April 21, 2010 at 12:12 PM

Scram loser! You were out of gas after the spuds post.

Don't play sly fly boy.....

Posted by: And yours is stuck on 2008 | April 21, 2010 at 12:26 PM

"D" bag, I have to interject here. You are really giving cane fans a bad rep. Go pack to your little hole in the wall and study for your exam in coloring at Sante Fe tomorrow.

Go 'canes!

Posted by: James VanWinkle | April 21, 2010 at 12:28 PM

uh ok. I have no idea what your dated attempt of a crack was supposed to mean.

what is next?

Maybe you should go to a rosanne bar can't sing joke?

or a clinton/Lewinski joke?

or stick with the dated rap/pop culture theme and a ChrissCross wear their clothes backwards joke

Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | April 21, 2010 at 12:40 PM

I told you to scram "spuds". Your out of gas much like your football team. All you have to look to is the past as in 2008. Alabama owns your conference and the ship. You are defending champs of NOTHING, NADA, ZILCH. Nicky sliced A duece at the fifty in Hotlanta and rubbed your noses in it.

Posted by: Meyer passed out. Tebows eyes watered | April 21, 2010 at 12:56 PM


and yet here you are..endlessly trolling a UF blog. Can someone say myopic

oh and here:

http://i42.tinypic.com/ojhwuu.jpg

Posted by: James | April 21, 2010 at 12:48 PM

Chriss Cross? You lost me there.

ChrisCross...an early 90's rap group:

http://lineout.thestranger.com/files/2007/08/Kris_kross.jpg


you know..about as relevant as a Vanilla Ice joke

oops..Kris Kross, not Chris Cross

maybe we can bring the swagg back with the miggity miggity mack daddy, but you gaytors have won 60 NCs and with your 10 lb test for the best fishin in the swamp. after i get done with this I am gonna copy and paste all the cane greats cause we had a 58 game win streak and a 30 on 30 film win which dey makein the sequel, called da u, part two. I know it rhymes like 10And4UrbansPassedOutOnTheFloor but i digress we will prolly go undefetaed and win our 6 th nc this year our 7th next year & 9th the next. we invented swag, and stadiums without crowds. randy will get coach of the decade sooner then ya know because he gots swagga and the turds are so irrelvant they are actually relevant. thats all i got to say about day

Posted by: the turds are done | April 21, 2010 at 01:04 PM

nice try fakey.

Posted by: James | April 21, 2010 at 12:59 PM

Someones getting testy. You need to back off the red bulls killer. You are going to blow A gasket. I made A mistake you dont look like Vanilla Ice he was way too smooth but I think i've got it now

http://www.sectalk.com/boards/sec-trash-talk/48511-classic-gator-fan.html

Man, your jokes are so witty and original. Quality like this must mean you write for someone famous...maybe Yakov Smirnoff?

Posted by: the turds are done | April 21, 2010 at 01:04 PM

Go play in the shallow end or at least put your floaties on. This blog is for the big boys skippy.

Dont have to Yakov but I do drink Smirnoff.

You have to admit that was kind of funny......

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