Masterful recruiting by Billy Donovan leaves Gators set for SEC, NCAA run

GAINESVILLE -- Billy Donovan is back on top of the recruiting game. Florida's coach is close to finalizing a six-player recruiting haul this offseason, which positions UF a favorite to win the Southeastern Conference next season and beyond and potentially make a substantial run in the NCAA Tournament this winter.

The final piece of Donovan's recruiting class slid into place last week when 11th-grader Scottie Wilbekin of The Rock School in Gainesville announced he would graduate high school a year earlier to enroll at UF this summer. A point guard, Wilbekin adds depth to the Gators' backcourt, which returns starters Kenny Boynton Jr. and Erving Walker but little else.

The addition of Wilbekin and the return of Alex Tyus currently leaves Donovan two scholarships over the NCAA's maximum of 13 for next season, but it is believed that freshman Nimrod Tishman of Israel will not return to UF after this summer and forward Adam Allen will be granted a medical hardship, freeing up another scholarship.

Donovan now enters the 2010-2011 season with five returning starters and plenty of talent coming off the bench, including a McDonald's All-American (Patric Young) and a 6-11 veteran center (Kenny Kadji). Donovan will have multiple line-up options with which to tinker this preseason. Two to consider...

PG Erving Walker; SG Kenny Boynton Jr.; PF Alex Tyus; SF Chandler Parsons; C Vernon Macklin

PG Kenny Boynton Jr.; SG Chandler Parsons; PF Patric Young; SF Alex Tyus; C Vernon Macklin

-jo-

Comments

[Freetruth]

UF 2 this decade.

[FreeWilly]

UM 2 this decade. (pass interference my ass)

[anyone know where I can get a laptop cheap?]

Posted by: we sleep very well...U? not so much | May 19, 2010 at 08:55
YOU realize you are talking to 2 diffrent people. Miami got what it needed this year in recruiting. Whats funny is how you girls boast a DE @ 220lbs and 6-7, But rag Jacory as being skinny @ 6-6 210lbs. News flash Jacory took the beatings last year.
And ole gang bangin spider crab is gonna get taken out by RB's and TE's all year
Read more: http://miamiherald.typepad.com/gator_clause/2010/05/masterful-recruiting-by-billy-donovan-leaves-gators-set-for-sec-ncaa-run.html#ixzz0oORaSIXW

[The dive play is dead]

http://www.sportingnews.com/college-football/article/2010-05-18/sn10-best-offensive-coordinators-college-football

What, No Steve Addazio on this list. I guess what everyones been saying is true....

[forgot to mention where OSU was in that AP poll huh loser?. They're practicing the TE crossing route RIGHT NOW...lmao]

Best coach in the country.
DEEEEP pockets
NUMBER ONE RECRUITING CLASS
Premier conference
RABID fan base
Ben Hill Griffin and it's NINETY THOUSAND SEATS
Most powerful AD in the nation
Unparalleled winning percentage

Gator Nation sleeps very well at night. Every thing is in place for continued success

[please keep posting..we OWN your brain]

rag Jacory as being skinny @ 6-6 210lbs.

210 lbs????

REality aint your strong suit LOSER

Beanpole aint sniffin 190...keep believin

Keep postin

WE OWN YOUR BRAIN

[Tricky Nicky dropped a duece at the fifty in Hotlanta. Urban fainted, Timmys eyes watered.]

Best coach in the country.

BAWHAHAHA, Nick Saban gave urbie an ass pounding with ALOT less talent. He had a true freshman starting QB for Christ's sake. Saban is the reason urban had a nervous breakdown. He got completely out coached.

[We will keep posting..we OWN your blog]

please keep posting..we OWN your brain | May 19, 2010 at

We will dooshbag, we will.

[Santa fe lake ski bum, retired!!]

Goody, you shut it down, was it the lap top joke that got Urbin calling you to shut it down or no more interviews??

Tell Urbie to quit throwin his empty pill bottles in lake Santa Fe. they are washing up on my beach.
Atleast send over a few Vikes dude

[bob newhart]

pagin urbin myers, pagin urben myers its time 4 ur MEDICATION..

[Buckeyes own the canes]

Consider Brian Hartline's 5.7 yard-after-catch average was 19th in the NFL and ahead of Andre Johnson, Marshall, Marques Colston and Devin Hester.

WE OWN THE CANES.

[DEARTH - You get what you pay for]

The ACC's contracts with ABC/ESPN, Fox Sports Net (basketball only) and Raycom expire next year and reportedly are worth about $70 million annually. The ACC wants its per-year revenue to increase to $120 million or so, but the value of the football package has been hurt by the dearth of serious national championship contenders in recent years.

By contrast, the Southeastern Conference's 15-year arrangements with CBS and ESPN are worth $200 million per year.

[you can't make this shyt up....it's priceless!]

Posted by: DEARTH - You get what you pay for

___________________________________________

Does Urbie issue refunds for nonperformance?

[you can't make this shyt up....it's priceless!]

Consider Brian Hartline's 5.7 yard-after-catch average was 19th in the NFL and ahead of Andre Johnson, Marshall, Marques Colston and Devin Hester.

_____________________________________

This is what you have to resort to Turd? Dude you're really down to the last bullet, no? Just stay off our blog...that's right, our blog. That's the Cane flag flying from the pole now. We took yours down and cut it into 15 ply TP and sent it to Bennie Hill Stadium for use in the sky box.

[DEARTH - You get what you pay for]

I guess Randy is saving for his refund of nonperformance.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/shortorder/2010/05/new_millions_dont_add_up_to_bi.php

[you can't make this shyt up....it's priceless!]

It should have been issued immediately following the Bama beatdown. I personally know several Turds who cashed theirs in for Waffle House upgrades. You?

[DEARTH - You get what you pay for]

Randy's date ate a whole pizza? Damn - who was it Precious?

[Warren Sapp's Attorney, Scott Rothstein]

Does Urbie issue refunds for nonperformance?

Posted by: you can't make this shyt up....it's priceless! | May 19, 2010 at 04:02 PM

2 National Champioships in four years is non-performance? If that's non-performance, how in the hell did Randy get an extension?

[you can't make this shyt up....it's priceless!]

when you make some obscene amount of money....what is it $4mm+ a year?...anything other than the ring is nonperformance chief.

Submit your refund form soon because there's a statute of limitation on filing.

[Haters-R-Us]

4 mm isn't obscene anymore (maybe back in the '80's). UM doesn't have the scratch to pay out Randy and bring in a top echelon coach (in the event Randy does not win the NC this year).

[you can't make this shyt up....it's priceless!]

Don't need to "pay him out"...we'll win with a 1/4 of your budget...just like we always have.

Proof's in the pudding sweetheart...5 > 3

You get what you pay for...unless you're FU

[Ur a hair over .500 now Einstein]

...we'll win with a 1/4 of your budget...just like we always have.

And u will LOSE just like u always have with capt clueless

21-17

seriously dude, u have lost your mind.

Your getting ripped off paying Randy a MILLION DOLLARS

[bob newhart]

pagin urbin myers, pagin urben miers, its time 4 ur medication...

[bob newhart]

pagin urbin myers, pagin urben myers, its time 4 ur medication...

[bob newhart]

HAS ANYBODY SEEN URBIN MYERS??? HE MISSED BED CHECK..
AND IF U HAVE, PLEASE CONTACT BELLEVIEW..

[Keep posting]

Posted by: bob newhart | May 20, 2010 at 04:44 AM

4:44am? Niiiice... Loser

Two hours have elapsed and you have likely refreshed this page at least a dozen times.

U will not have a moment of productivity or worth today as u will spend your entire day trolling Gator Clause. Your on an obsessed tear this week. Impressive. Please spend your entire unemployed or employment theft day here. "Urbin Myers" is ruining your life one obsessed day at a time. U must be very proud.

You go to bed thinking about the Gators and you wake up thinking about the Gators. Gator Nation OWNS your every waking thought.

[you can't make this shyt up....it's priceless!]

Admit dude posting at 4:45 am is funky, but not much less than you at 6:45 am retaliating. Seems to me you're obsessed with trying to defend the blog, which from the looks of things is a wet dream. It appears that this is now offically Cane Clause as I can clearly see the orange & green waving proudly from the flagpole. Most of your 3-4 other buddies that previously made up this blog have long since run for cover. You'd have thought we pulled up with Bama shirts on or something.

[Cane Clause]

Posted by: Keep posting | May 20, 2010 at 06:46 AM

You are a dooshbag, dooshbag. You spend all day everyday on several Cane sites bashing Shannon and the Canes. The sad part about it is that it has been going on for several years now. You are obsessed with every thing that happens at Miami. It's pay back time turd tard. We run this shyt dump now!

[Like an episode of wild Kingdom]

Pulled up with Bama shirts on. LMFAO! In all sincerity if that were to happen turd nation would go into full meltdown mode. I could just picture urban running through the uf campus yelling incoherently while bernie tryed to shoot a dart in his ass to sedate him.

[yawwwwwwwnnnnn....the link fits u]

The only thing owned in here is your feeble UM brains. That's why u spend your entire days here talking empty smack.

u will crawl back into your beaten down holes when u start getting smacked around in a couple of months from now.

U will not have a moment of productivity or worth today as u will spend your entire day trolling Gator Clause. Your on an obsessed tear this week. Impressive. Please spend your entire unemployed or employment theft day here. "Urbin Myers" is ruining your life one obsessed day at a time. U must be very proud.

In the meantime keep posting your nonsense here because as we all know, Gator Nation OWNS your every waking thought.

[Cane Clause]

yawwwwwwwnnnnn....the link fits u | May 20, 2010 at 09:42

Like you spend all your time at the sentinel, the post and Mannys blog. That is before he had to moderate it.....

[Cane Clause]

U will not have a moment of productivity or worth today as u will spend your entire day trolling Gator Clause.

Who you calling troll dooshbag? I thought we made it perfectly clear that from here on out this blog will be called Cane Clause. Now go eat a bacon sandwich and get off our blog.

[you can't make this shyt up....it's priceless!]

Yo Turd -

Yawwwwwnnnnn doesn't seem to match up with your anger and envy driven rhetoric. My guess is what you REALLLYYY feel inside when you hit your refresh button 20x a day, only to see the Canes coup in full fledged action, is...

SSSHHHHYYYYYTTTTTTTTT those damn Canes are at it again....Mommmmmyyyyyy make them go away

[Stan Gable, Alpha Beta 4 Life]

God Suck and Blow are at it again. I can't think of a bigger douche move then to gloat over a fake ass blog coup d'état. Go get'em!

[you can't make this shyt up....it's priceless!]

Stan the Man...I can assure you the coup is quite real.

[They do have work at the labor force today]

just like they've done over and over, these cane idiots will crawl back in their hole when the ass whuppins commence come fall. it happens every year.

[BAHAHAHA]

They do have work at the labor force today | May 20, 2010 at

Still talking out your ass I see troll. Worry about your own team and all those unproven players that will be starting for the gators this year. Someone might want to tell urban to scale back on the meds because football season will be here soon. On second thought, they better triple his dosage before you visit Alabama. We dont want another ugly mess like we had in Hotlanta last year. Or do we?

[SEVENTEEN interceptions led the NATION]

Keep up the good work angry canefan. ALL DAY LONG U are OWNED

[The 24 TD's and 3400 yds were'nt to shabby either]

Keep up the good work angry canefan. ALL DAY LONG U are OWNED

Thanks for the compliment on our "work". As far as being owned:

28 > 26 HTH

3 > 1 this decade

5 > 3 ships

3 > 0 undefeated seasons

NOT SO MUCH!

[Cane Clause]

http://www.independentmail.com/news/2010/may/17/miami-taking-care-shannon-some-pretty-good-reasons/

Good read for the UM fans here on Cane Clause. Upstanding athletes and students. Thats something urban would not understand if it smacked him upside his addled head.

[Beanpole weighs 21 pounds]

Maybe u'll notice that nobody bothers responding to you troll. That's because you are an idiot that lives in the past. Keep trolling even though your program is a joke. none of the premier recruits care much about your glorious past either as evidenced by your laughable incoming class. U are owned U tool. That's why u live on this blog.

[Ogre Palowakski]

Posted by: Beanpole weighs 21 pounds

Want me to get rid of them?

[Jevan Snead]

Check my stats...particularly my INT's...and get back to me Turd Nation. But hey, I play in that really tough SEC!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[We got some Canes over hereeeeee]

What in the heck are all these angry Turds doing on our blog? Can't they find anything on Judge Judy this afternoon. Used to be these grease monkeys would stay busy changing oil, but guess even that's slow these days.

[tiger 'ON VACATION' woods]

if the dude's (urbin myers) on vacation then why no sightings???
at the country club,
at the golf course,
at the tennis courts,
at a restaurant,
at his childrens school,
at a GAYtor baseball game,
at a gas station,
at the grocery store,
at the mall,
at the doctors office,
at a booster club...
ANYBODY SEEN MR. MYERS PLEASE REPORT IT TO OUR RESIDENT CHEERLEADER..

[Anthony Galea]

For the cane trolls.

Rick Maese of the WASHINGTON POST reports Thursday morning that Redskins wide receiver Santana Moss “received human growth hormone from Canadian doctor Anthony Galea, according to two sources familiar with the investigation.”

[We got some Canes over hereeeeee]

Geez Turd, that's child's play compared to the multitude of Turds juicing on your team right now. Point is your boyz 'highball' with 'oids, ganga & Cpt. Morgan's....Urbie? He knows better than to say anything and just takes his Vike and looks the other way. Just dial up the Alachua County police blotter and see page after page of Turd criminals waiting to be processed so they can wear orange & blue stripes and pick up butts along the roadsides.

[1-2 Start and we won't here from U]

http://web.coachurbanmeyer.com/index2.php?page=yes

or

http://www.firecoachshannon.com/

Which do you want recruits to look at? We don't need websites with info--we only recruit what we need.

[Beanpole weighs 21 pounds]

Keep up the good work u dumb angry canefan. ALL DAY LONG U are OWNED by Gator Nation and it's blogs.

[Get pounded by Bama again and we won't see or hear from you or Urbie]

We issue sunglasses to our recruits so they don't get blinded by the intense bling from wearing diamond NC rings on all 5 fingers. You? A pass for breakfast with all the trimmings at Waffle House. Which would you rather have recruits look at?

[11 probowlers got 22 boxes of steroids]

Rick Maese of the WASHINGTON POST reports Thursday morning that Redskins wide receiver Santana Moss “received human growth hormone from Canadian doctor Anthony Galea, according to two sources familiar with the investigation.”

Typical cheating scumbag cane. Let's not forget that sorry Reggie Wayne who singlehandedly LOST the superbowl for the Colts. Typical overrated UM trash.

[you can't make this shyt up...it's priceless]

Reggie Wayne and Santana Moss...just SLIIGGHHTTTLLLYYY better than Reidel Anthony and Jabbar Gaffney wouldn't you say?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You Turds crack me up. Thanks for giving me my second wind...I was getting sleepy!

[Cool Hand Luke]

How about 0 Pro Bowlers and 22 Alachua County inmates wearing orange & blue striped jumpsuits and picking up butts roadside?

Ouch! The truth just keeps slapping you upside your leathery head.

[There ARE jobs available]

Keep up the good work u dumb angry canefan. ALL DAY LONG U are OWNED by Gator Nation and it's blogs.

Ur daily thoughts are completely owned by a Gator BLOG
u must be proud

[Cool Hand Luke]

It really is good work on our part to get your shorts all in a wad around your gonads ALL DAY LONG. Love how you finger us but, post after post, there you and your fellow Turds are making noise on OUR blog. This is CANES Clause now my leathery friend.

[Cool Hand Luke]

Dare I say...Turds are dooooooshes; Canes rock!

UM 5, VIRGINIA 4 (11)
Miami Hurricanes extend one streak, end another
UM won its 18th home game in a row Thursday while at the same time snapping No. 1 Virginia's 14-game winning streak.

Photos
BY SUSAN MILLER DEGNAN
sdegnan@MiamiHerald.com
Home couldn't have been sweeter for No. 14 Miami on Thursday night at Alex Rodriguez Park.

And it certainly couldn't have been sweeter for Stephen Perez, whose two-out single to right scored Nathan Melendres in the bottom of the 11th for a 5-4 walk-off victory against No. 1 Virginia.

In an epic battle between two Atlantic Coast Conference powers, the Hurricanes extended their home win streak to 18 games, their longest since 1998.

The Cavaliers, in the process, were stopped for the first time since April 18 after winning 14 in a row.

``It was a great feeling, I'm not going to lie,'' said Perez of his game-winning hit. ``An awesome feeling. We needed to win badly. We needed to come through there.''

It all wouldn't have been possible without Scott Lawson, who hit a two-run home run in the eighth inning to tie it at 4.

Perez, a freshman, also contributed big with a homer in the third inning.

In the 11th, Melendres and Michael Broad walked, followed by Perez's winning single.

The UM bullpen had an outstanding night. Closer Daniel Miranda (5-2, 2.59) allowed no runs, no hits and no walks while striking out four in the final two innings for the victory.

Middle reliever Eric Whaley, a freshman, pitched four scoreless innings in relief of senior starter Jason Santana and gave up only two hits -- with a career-high seven strikeouts.

Santana went five innings and allowed four earned runs -- three of them in the first inning. He gave up seven hits, walked three and struck out two.

Tyler Wilson (6-3), who pitched 5.2 innings in relief for starter Branden Kline, took the loss.

STRONG FINISH

The three-game series, which continues 7 p.m. Friday, is the final one of the regular season. The Hurricanes (39-13, 20-8 ACC) hope to win the series and set themselves up for a better ACC tourney seeding. In doing so they would secure themselves as one of 16 host sites for the NCAA regionals, as well as strengthen their case to be named one of eight national seeds.

The Cavaliers (43-10, 21-7) have no such worries.

Virginia lit up Santana from the start, sending eight batters to the plate in the top of the first and scoring three runs on five hits.

The barrage included doubles by Tyler Cannon, Steven Proscia (RBI) and John Barr (RBI). John Hicks' single also drove in a run.

The Canes came back with a run in the bottom half of the frame, when Zeke DeVoss led off with a triple and scored on Scott Lawson's sacrifice fly to left field.

UM narrowed its deficit to 3-2 in the third inning on the solo home run to right-center by Perez.

But Virginia scored again to to ahead 4-2 in the fifth on a triple by Jarrett Parker and sacrifice fly by Hicks.

GETTING READY

UM began changing its pitching rotation last weekend at Georgia Tech to get the players prepped for postseason play, which begins Wednesday at the ACC Tournament in Greensboro, N.C.

At this time of year, Morris starts his No. 3 pitcher in the first game, goes to the No. 1 hurler the second game and starts No. 2 in the third game. With UM's usual No. 2 -- left-handed junior Eric Erickson -- resting his sore arm the past two weekends, Gutierrez entered the weekend lineup.

Hurricanes left-handed ace Chris Hernandez (8-2, 3.04) will start Friday.

Robert Morey (8-2, 3.30) will start against Hernandez.

[post ALL DAY LONG HERE while your drippy wife supports U]

No job leads yet canesrule? Hang in there buddy. It sucks to be home on the puter all day while the portland skank brings home the bacon. Be strong, U'll land something.

I know you're busy filling out online apps so you probably don't have time to check the link.

[Filthy Rich & All Kinds of Time on my Hands to F YOU UP]

Dedicating this year to taking over your blog, slapping you upside the head with a 2x4, drinking your cold beer, and doing you skank so she knows the magic of the Canes Thing...she'll never go back!

IT'S GREAT TO BE A MIAMI HURRICANE (c'mon Turd, sing along with me...) IT'S GREAT TO BE A MIAMI HURRICANE (that's it, LOUDER THIS TIME!)

[you can't make this shyt up...it's priceless]

Charlotte Observer 5/18/2010:

Miami was once the premier program in college football. The Hurricanes are now the overweight bald guy who sits on a bar stool and tells you what a stud he used to be. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

ACC football is overrated, overblown and overshadowed by the SEC. It’s where Among Other Teams Receiving Votes gather. It’s where good things don’t happen, but will. This is the motto of ACC football: “We’ll get it done – eventually.” Elite conferences get it done now.

Everyone together: u ARE IRRELEVANT! u ARE PATHETIC! EVERYONE, EVERYONE LAUGHS AT u!

[you can't make this shyt up...it's priceless]

Dare I say I can't even let eight minutes elapse before my owned brain ran back in here and spewed my usual nonsense. Jobs.com is experiencing server difficulties so I have unusually quick response times today.

Japicky will win the Heisman and the canes will win the ACC and the NC.

There is a storm brewing.

We are 9-17 against the better half of the lowly ACC.

My beloved "Rhondy Shonnon" will alienate every white QB in the history of college football.

So where am I wrong?

[you can't make this shyt up...it's priceless]

Hey, I know lots of filthy rich guys that spend their entire day spamming a NEWSPAPER FOOTBALL BLOG.

[GusCaneinTX]

Morning fellow canefans,

The next fan that comes in here and says, “we filled needs” needs to be set adrift on an intertube. Randy Shannon virtually disappeared at crunch time. The entire Seantrel schmooze fest was nothing more than an insult. South florida was oozing with talent. It was deep! Randy swung and missed at every turn. The “NFL stadium” and rich history did not impress recruits on any level. None! I find it shocking that Randy was taking kids with no major offers or stealing kids from Nevada State and Buffalo. Is this the new status quo with UM athletics? Football on a shoe string budget that simply survives? Show me anything that signals otherwise. The “two win improvement for two years running” is the biggest sales fraud in the history of UM football. We were a 7-6 team last year. I don’t have to recount all the close shave football we survived do I? The sooner we get rid of this fraud head coach the sooner we can get back to prominence. Will Hocutt and Donna open the check book for the next guy? Doubt it. Randy with his perceived success is still one of the lowest paid guys out there. He hasn’t won anything so I guess it’s fitting.

p.s. great cane site. Keep it coming!

Go 'canes!

[I am rich beotch!]

Posted by: you can't make this shyt up...it's priceless | May 21, 2010 at 09:07 AM

You sure?
Cause I think that dude is Warren Buffet or Paul Allen!

[you can't make this shyt up...it's priceless]

OK, now the Turd has lowered himself to stealing my name just like he's done to others on all the blogs. Real clever little boy. Folks can tell it's you canesrule 21 'ships because you such an amateur.

Have at it punk...just remember folks will have no problem knowing when it's REALLY me as your head will be a a vice from me screaming for help.

[Stan Gable, Alpha Beta 4 Life]

I have an admission to make...I am a closet Canes fan...make that lover...and the mere sight of orange & green makes me blush and warm all over. My Mom used to do a Cane fan all the while Daddy was cheering for the Turds. This bothered me at first until he started doing me too. Now me & Mom just 'wink, wink' at each other in the hallways.

Geez I am embarrassed to say this but IT'S GREAT TO BE A MIAMI HURRICANE!!

[you can't make this shyt up...it's priceless]

Nimrod....you Turds REALLY have an F'ing baller named NIMROD?

OMG!!

[DONT check the link]

"I have an admission to make...I am a closet Canes fan...make that lover...and the mere sight of orange & green makes me blush and warm all over. My Mom used to do a Cane fan all the while Daddy was cheering for the Turds. This bothered me at first until he started doing me too. Now me & Mom just 'wink, wink' at each other in the hallways."

Classic gay, incest, and sexually deviant post by none other than our permanent troll canesrule. great job creeeeepo. How many hundreds of gay and incest based posts have you posted on Gator blogs? U got issues dude.

You only spent a half day job hunting today canesrule. Not good. Keep looking creepo. You'll find something. But you will never find work while obsessed with Gator Clause. Isn't being supported by your wife starting to affect your dignity? I know..you're rich....blah blah blah. Seriously dude, pull out of your tailspin and find gainful employment

[you can't make this shyt up...it's priceless]

We all know Randy has botched this recruiting cycle beyond recognition. I just hope to hope that he can salvage this thing next year. Ever since the NW 8 class he has been middle of the road in recruiting, culminating with this recent implosion. Does he lack the communication skills or leadership skills or both when it comes to appealing to these egotistical kids. The Sun Life Stadium deal hasn't really helped us. For that matter, our glorious past hasn't helped at all either. Did we really steal a recruit from Buffalo? When does this end? I'm literally shocked that he was extended.

[instant classic]

Seriously dude, pull out of your tailspin and find gainful employment

Posted by: DONT check the link | May 21, 2010 at 02:40 PM

______________________________________

Says the unemployed Turd who's on here all day trying, in vein, to protect his little fiefdom now commonly referred to as CANES Clause.

[you can't make this shyt up...it's priceless (the real one)]

I'm literally shocked that he was extended.

Posted by: you can't make this shyt up...it's priceless | May 21, 2010 at 03:14 PM

_____________________________________

I see you're a huge fan of my handle Turd. You're soooo predictable, trying to copy everything the Canes do in hopes some of it will waer off and help you break out of your mediocrity and irrelevance. Got news for you...ain't happening Turd. Although, imitation IS the highest form of flattery, so keep it up chump!

[you can't make this shyt up...it's priceless]

obsessing about ID's again canesrule? Post under a thousand names creepo. Everyone knows it's u clown. There is only one guy that posts endlessly about homosexuality and incest. You can't change your spots canesrule. Better hop over to Gator Bytes to be first on the next thread.

[you can't make this shyt up...it's priceless (the real one)]

Imitation is the greatest form of flattery Turd, so keep stealing my post ID, you depserate loser.

[you can't make this shyt up...it's priceless (the real one)]

Time till Butch takes his left hand off his lover to post more drivel under a stolen name?

5-4-3-2-1...

[Jobs ARE available...but DONT check the link]

No luck on the job front this week huh canesrule?

Keep your chin up kiddo. There is always next week. Not much happening in the job search arena on weekends though. At least you can spend another weekend trolling here. Enjoy

[you can't make this shyt up...it's priceless (the real one) Read more: http://miamiherald.typepad.com/gator_clause/2010/05/masterful-recruiting-by-billy-donovan-leaves-gators-set-for-sec-ncaa-run/comments/page/2/?cid=6a00d83451b26169e2013481626f0f970c#co]

Ha! I knew you would come back. You are just jealous because Randy will WIN the ACC and the National Championship and all our fans will return and we will dominate recruiting and J12 will win the Heisman and we will have countless first rounders and we will be KING! Jealous hater.

[you can't make this shyt up...it's priceless (the real one)]

Good stuff Turd...faking a Cane and then writing back to yourself...wow. Here's a little tip...when you copy & paste someone's ID at least delete the tag along crap from the Herald so it's not so obvious that you're a chump. That's going to be hard for you, I know.

[you can't make this shyt up...it's priceless (the real one)]

This is great...even the Turd homer Jeremy Fowler of the Slantinel has the Turd QB rated 3rd in-state. The best? None other than your Jacory Harris! You rock on Canes!!

Jeremy's take: When it comes to the best quarterback in the state (sorry, John Brantley -- too early), it's all about the U.

Despite FSU quarterback Christian Ponder's textbook arm and elusiveness on the run, the offseason Heisman Trophy campaign should resound the loudest from Coral Gables on behalf of Jacory Harris than Ponder's camp out of Tallahassee.

Any legitimate Heisman Trophy candidate – at least one out of the Atlantic Coast Conference -- must be a winner. Harris is closer to winning big than Ponder, who could once again be plagued by a putrid Seminoles defense.

During his first full season as a starter, Harris led the Hurricanes to a 9-4 season after completing 59.6 percent of his passes for 3,352 yards and 24 touchdowns.

[Turds SUKKKKKKK]

Are things this pathetic in Turd Nation that there's NO new material for like 3 weeks? Just retreaded crap about dudes named Nimrod and other Turds getting court dates for orange & blue striped jump suits (aka Alachua County issued)? Come on Jo...certainly a homer like you can give us a new target to shoot at. The bull's eye on this one is worn out!

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u forgot this part tool.

Harris also proved he's susceptible to turnovers and poor choices. He threw 17 interceptions – a number that should quiet any Heisman hype Harris might have received this offseason.

Who cares, these are coming from what YOU descibed as the "Slantinel." Good job at shooting down what nobody real believes anyway you assclown.

Ponder and Brantley both have arms that are miles ahead of moon ball Harris. His numbers will drop off this season guaranteed. There is alot of tape on that ragtag offense. Teams will find it easy to pressure him behind that joke of an oline. When he gets pressured he throws to the other team every time. More of the same from also ran ACC clowns.

Regardless, DO NOT CHECK THE LINK

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You forgot to mention this turdass…

*Urbie melted down
*Timmy has boy issues
*half your team is awaiting sentencing
*5 > 3
*Canes are back and it eats you ass up

You’re middle of the pack in the 4th best conference in football…the fighting Vandy’s…give me an F’ing break dooosh.

[frank rizzo]

IT TOOK U'ALL 50 SOME YEARS B4 U WON THE SEC (SLEAZY & EASY), SO STFU (U'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS)..

[frank rizzo]

& THAT 1 WAS VACATED 4 CHEATING....

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59 to be precise...but it's funny how they seem to "forget" that key point....

F'ing Turd fans...what ass wipes

[More Gator Bling]

Are things this pathetic in Turd Nation that there's NO new material for like 3 weeks?

Posted by: Turds SUKKKKKKK | May 22, 2010 at 08:17 AM

.

How does yet ANOTHER SEC Title, this time in Beisbol strike U ?

While another season passes, in another Sport and there is NO RING for U ...

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How many baseball NC's does FU have? UM?

Silence (only crickets chirping in the distance)

[How many ACC Championships do you have again?]

We just gots another RING!

U?

Maybe track?

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A ring? With no conference championship game? Those don't count, right fool? I do notice you have the kind that come with cubic zirconium (low rent conference rings), while Canes have DIAMOND rings from NATIONAL championships.

It's a Canes thing...we wouldn't expect you to understand. (bling, bling, wink, wink)

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Was in Whole Foods last night. Saw a morbidly obese filthy guy decked out in []__[] gear. Dude was flat out disgusting. Thought, "that has to be the odious vermin known as canesrule." but the I saw the Amazonian bone in her nose Shafweena that he was with and instantly knew that regardless of how disgustingly similar this guy was to canesrule, he was with a woman. Couldn't be canesrule. Is the Portland skank one of dem Shafweena types,

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I believe that was the Pouncey twins you saw. We sent Maurice the clothes cuz he's a closet Canes fan (like you)...his brother...wow, not sure what to say.

Urbie sez.."you're all welcome here...including your baggage"...

[U Last Beat The Gators When ?]

No. 3 Gators top No. 11 Hurricanes in women's NCAA tennis quarterfinals

Florida shut out Miami 4-0 in a women's NCAA quarterfinal to advance to the semifinals against North Carolina.
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Is there anything that U can complete in with Florida ?

Ur Debate Team maybe ?

As long as the Cane Tards that troll here aren't members U might have a shot

.

Here's Ur Athletic Program Team Results as a Whole... (hint- look near the bottom in ALL Sports- of course minus the sports U won't even try to compete in because U ARE POOR)

http://www.theacc.com/this-is/accstandings.html

Wasn't there a time that U could at the very least Swim & Dive ? Well nice pool anyways U Losers

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Heard your chess team was really awesome too there Turd. You girls are really making some noise. Get back to us when a real sport starts.

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http://www.theacc.com/this-is/accstandings.html

DAYUMMMM! That link is flat out U-G-L-Y. Didn't realize the scope of just how bud Duhh []__[] SUKKKKKKKKKKKKs.

DEAD LAST in basketball.
Middle of the road in football
Non existent elsewhere

Canesrule U have a dreadfully bad hoops team and yet u brag about that dumpster fire. U got screws loose you obese bloated pig fat.

But keep ur chin up foamy mouth. It's monday. New hope abounds on the employment chase. Good luck this week. You'll land something.

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Another week of stealing names and spewing hate, huh Turd? It is who you are...that we know.

Hate on hater, but know that this is etched in stone....5 > 3

[Garrett Graham]

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Got schooled again.

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http://www.theacc.com/this-is/accstandings.html

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http://www.theacc.com/this-is/accstandings.html

U just got smacked in the face with a 4 X 6....pressure treated.

Chromated Copper Arsenate is toxic cane tard...much like your brain

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http://www.theacc.com/this-is/accstandings.html

In review....GEORGIA TECH OWNS YOUR SORRY ASS

doooooooon't check the link

[Playing fakey is no way to go through life. Unless your a loser]

you can't make this shyt up...it's priceless (the REAL REAL one) | May 24, 2010 at 10:05 AM

How ironic that turd tard goes through life impersonating other people. Try doing something in life on your own merit. How does it feel going through life living in someone else's shadow? I know your used to it by now. The gator football team has been living in the shadow of the Canes for over three decades.

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5 > 3

You keep your 4x6...we NUKED your lame ass

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

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http://www.theacc.com/this-is/accstandings.html

DO NOT LINK TO THIS