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Gators Meyer feeling 'fantastic' after 'bizarre' year

DESTIN -- Greetings from wonderful Destin, where I'm happy to report there is no oil on the beach!

Of course, oil is not the reason I'm in Destin. The Southeastern Conferene's spring meetings are Tuesday through Thursday at the Sandestin Resort and on Tuesday Urban Meyer and Billy Donovan spoke with reporters in back-to-back news conferences.

For the record, Urban Meyer is against conference expansion. Just more tough opponents, presumably, in an already difficult league, says he of two national championships.

The big news out of Tuesday was an announcement of sorts by Meyer is that he is feeling "fantastic" now that he's on the proper medication to control ... esophageal spasms. That's what Meyer said was causing some of his health concerns "for the past three years." I have no idea what esophageal spasms has to do with one's heart, but I'll take Meyer's word for it that he's feeling fine.

According to a definition on the Mayo Clinic's website: "Esophageal spasms are an uncoordinated series of muscle contractions that prevent food from traveling properly from your esophagus to your stomach. These spasms can be very painful. Chest pain is a common symptom of esophageal spasm."

So, Meyer has had trouble swallowing for the past three years, but now he's got it all figured out. Okey-dokey ... Yeah, so I texted UF football PR man Steve McClain just to confirm that esophageal spasms is indeed what Meyer meant to say in the news conference and McClain texted back one word, "Correct."

While esophageal spasms sounds like more damage control by the Gators' PR people, the most important thing to note here is that Meyer is feeling "fantastic" and all signs point to him returning to normal ... because things have been crazy in Gainesville for the past year. I mean, from hourly speculation about Tim Tebow's concussion to early morning trips to the ER for esophageal spasms, it's hard to wrap your head around it all.

"I just think that exercise and -- I don't want to stand up here and sound like a doctor now -- but it's the same issues that everyone deals with -- work," Meyer said. "Just take care of yourself. I didn't do that. It seems the last year and a half -- it was a bizarre deal."

-jo-

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Here another run for SEC and NC again for 2010!! Go Gators!

"Meyer has had trouble swallowing for the past three years, but now he's got it all figured out."
shoutout to TIMMY T for that
Miami OWNS the TURDS...Hope to see your lameasses in the SEC soon.

turds lose 3-4 games this year w or w/o leyer..
bama
lsu
fsu
ga

...o yes and when the sanctions come your coach will hide behing a.d. foleycath

I think the cheerleader here is tryin 2 signal you all with the 'wink, wink' references. The proper medication for... esophageal spasms (OK), & floridas PR dept replies with a 'correct' thats what he meant say, ('okey-dokey'), & all signs point 2 him returnin 2 'normal' (lets hope the rehab took, oops i mean vacation).
Whats gonna happen when he starts losin 2-3-4-5 games this season (u'all saw what happened after 1 loss)????
KEEP THE WAGON NEARBY..

Florida has far more talent than u loser. U know we do and u woke up thinking about it. U also went to bed thinking about it.

The Gators own your every waking thought.

UF trained Doctor here, in response to your comment:
"I have no idea what esophageal spasms has to do with one's heart"

It is quite obvious that you have no idea, so I will try to explain. Esophageal spasm is not a joke. It can be a very painful condition that creates chest pain very similar to that from a heart attack. It is also not a simple diagnosis to make so many people with the condition at first are treated as if their pain is cardiac in origin. I promise if you suddenly started having this pain you would be very worried that you were having a heart attack. I feel that this is actually a quite reasonable medical explanation for the strange series of events that we have seen with Urban over the past few months.....He was having chest pain and thought it was his heart so he got scared and wanted to prioritize family. When he subsequently was acurately diagnosed and treated appropriately he felt better and realized he had jumped the gun on the whole retirement thing.

Posted by: Doc | June 02, 2010 at 07:10 AM

BAWHAHAHA, More like uf trained " spin " doctor. The guy is a nut case. The only reason he is feeling better is because he got away from the stress of coaching all those convicts for a few months, that and a shyt load of prozac. Dont worry, after the first loss the walls will start closing in again.

Hey Doc while I am a die hard Hurricane fan, I will agree that this is a reasonable explanation for him jumping the gun. However this is not a good explanation for as you say" him jumping the gun with retirement." The reason I say that is because he Damn sure did not have this diagnosis that his heart was fine the next day when he decide not to retire.

Say what you gayturd fans want to hear is all Urban Liar and the UF athletic Dept are doing. Yours truly Urban Liar needs to be on PROZAC. He has way more problems then esophageal spasms. I would cal it something more like brain craps! oops, I mean brain cramps!!!! GAYTURDS lose 2-3 games in 2010. Urban Liar retires again. This time for good.

Heard Jim Morris on Joe Rose's show. He says his team is young.

posted by: Esophagel spasms you say?

Are you ever going to do your homework, son? If y you are scared to post on Ohio States boards, try Pitt, Wake, FSU, Clemson, or UNC.

Posted by: Jigga What? | June 02, 2010 at 10:02 AM

Dont you have a fever that needs checking? The nurse at the clinic is on to you.


http://www.galttech.com/research/health/best-forehead-thermometer-digital-thermometer.php

If you wanna get down, down on the ground Cocaine.

Thats true DOC he didnt have a diagnosis when he came back, so your theory goes out the window like a laptop when popo knockin at the dorm door.
or just it was signing day coming, either way
Maybe some UF doctors are pushing him torwards playing lying to him?? Seems like an epidemic on UF campus. Even the AD is invloved in hit and runs.

You're obsessed cane loser.

you're sad

Obsessed, of course he is. thats what you do when your team and coaches and players all stink. you turn your angst towards others to try and ease your pain. they live in a world of pain down there. how many times have they goten there butts kicked up and down the field in the last few years. too many to count. shannon can't recruit and that will get him fired eventually

Posted by: obsessed | June 02, 2010 at 10:57 AM

No this is obsessed......

u Are Irrelevant says:
June 1, 2010 at 7:46 pm
The disadvantaged mental midgets have stated UF is afraid of u. Anyone with a 40+ IQ hears this and there response is BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

For u disadvantged mental incompetents, consider the following facts and explain why UF, or anyone for that matter, would be afraid of u?

The first number in each category refers to the University of Florida over the past five years and the second refers to u.

BCS National Championships: 2 > 0

BCS Game Victories: 3 > 0

BCS Game Appearances: 3 > 0

New Year’s Day Bowl Appearances: 5 > 0

Conference Championships: 2 > 0

Conference Championship Appearances: 3 > 0

Wins over the other’s conference members: 6 > 0

Loses to the other conference members: 0 > 2

Overall Loses: 10 > 26

Conference: SEC > all cupcake conference

Conference BCS Championships: 4 > 0

Conference BCS Bowl Appearances: 9 > 5

Conference BCS Bowl Victories: 8 > 1

Conference BCS Bowl Losses: 1 > 4

Conference Television Yearly Revenue: Over $200 M > Less Than $67 M

Sun Sports Yearly Revenue: $10 M > $ 0

Average Game Attendance: Over 90,000 > Less than 40,000

Stadium Status: Own > Rented

Yearly Athletic Budget: Over $110 M > Less than $52 M

Head Football Coach: SI Coach of the Decade > Marble Mouf

Athletic Director: Jeremy Foley > Lil’ Kirby Coldcutt

These are the facts over the past five years. I’m sure u will ask why five years. This is the time frame when Urban Meyer, the best college coach in the country according to Sports Illustrated, has coached at UF and the time frame in which Randy Sham-Wow, aka Marble Mouf, took over at u.

Look where the numbers are and ask yourself, “Where do the top college football prospects want to play?” The trend will continue until u drop football,

Now, why would anyone be afraid of u? Everyone together: u are Irrelevant! u are pathetic! Everyone laughs at u!


u Are Irrelevant says:
June 1, 2010 at 8:07 pm
Reported television deals by a group outside those negotiating is not a completed agreement. Disney has not finalized. If they had it would not be “REPORTED.” If u had any business, financial or legal experience or sense, u would understand it.

Everyone together: u are irrelevant! u are pathetic. Everyone laughs at u!


u Are Irrelevant says:
June 1, 2010 at 8:43 pm
Look at the following link before. This is shocking even for those who know u suck. u put the u in SuCK.

The All Cupcake Conference competes in 16 sports. u finished last in four. u saved yourself embarassment in seven by not fielding a team at all in that sport. So, in 16 sports, u finished last or did not field a team in 11 of 16 sports. Embryos in the womb understand that is EMBARASSING!

Do u realize how pitiful u are? u were independent. Then u went to the Big Least. Now u are in the All Cupcake Conference. Next u will be in the Florida Community College Activities Association for a brief time. Finally, u will be the new Dade County Garbage Dump when the u is BANKRuuuuuuPT!

http://www.theacc.com/this-is/accstandings.html

Everyone together: u are irrelevant! u are pathetic. Everyone laughs at u!

u Are Irrelevant says:
June 1, 2010 at 9:00 pm
Boston College laughs at u!

Clemson laughs at u!

Duke laughs at u!

Florida State laughs at u!

Georgia Tech laughs at u!

Maryland laughs at u!

North Carolina laughs at u!

North Carolina State laughs at u!

Virginia laughs at u!

Virginia Tech laughs at u!

Wake Forest laughs at u!

all cupcake conference commissioner John Swofford laughs at u!

Everyone together: u ARE IRRELEVANT! u ARE PATHETIC! EVERONE LAUGHS AT u!


u Are Irrelevant says:
June 1, 2010 at 9:12 pm
Guaranteed President Gargoyle and Kirby Coldcutt are aware of licensing since royalties are potentially a huge revenue stream, if of course u are RELEVANT. u don’t buy u merchandise because u don’t want to be EMBARASSED wearing u.

How about putting this on a t-shirt: u are the overweight, balding senior citizen who sits at the bar and talks about what a stud u used to be . . . This is not your granddad’s u!

Everyone together: u are irrelevant! u are pathetic. Everyone laughs at u!

u Are Irrelevant says:
June 1, 2010 at 9:19 pm
Charlotte Observer:

ACC football is overrated, overblown and overshadowed by the SEC. It’s where Among Other Teams Receiving Votes gather. It’s where good things don’t happen, but will. This is the motto of ACC football: “We’ll get it done – eventually.” Elite conferences get it done now.

Everyone together: u ARE IRRELEVANT! u ARE PATHETIC! EVERYONE, EVERYONE LAUGHS AT u!


u Are Irrelevant says:
June 1, 2010 at 9:23 pm
When u cease to exist like your athletic department, the u campus will be the site for the new Dade County garbage dump. Engineers from the University of Floirda have reported the land has had many years of preparation for such usage.

The u is lower case, just like the program. u might change the name to o. It’s only a different vowel and o is closer to 0 which is the value of the program.

Don’t be to upset. We know the program is broken. The right side of the u fell off. Only thing left is an L. Stands for LOSER.

Everyone together: u are Irrelevant! u are pathetic! Everyone laughs at u!


u Are Irrelevant says:
June 1, 2010 at 9:36 pm
No one on these blogs discusses their expereinces at u games. Why? Because they have never attended any.

They are at home, like the few u fans, curtains drawn so no one knows they like u and hoping the other team plays so poorly that u can win a game. Do you see aerial shots during the few u broadcasts that are worthy to televise because the u’s opponent is good? No, because people at home would think it is Halloween and everyone was dressed like an orange seat.

Soon, u will not be able to watch u games or post on this blog because u will not exist. Everyone together: u are irrelevant! u are pathetic! Everyone laughs at u!

u Are Irrelevant says:
June 1, 2010 at 9:48 pm
South Florida has over 4 milliion people but u draw less than 40,000? What is wrong with u? There is no way to explain the u’s football and basketball dreadful attendance figures despite the population base available to attend the boring and substandard product.

No need to worry because u will soon be bankrupt. Googleing and pasting figures and quotes from President Gargoyle, an individual who’s main interest is protecting she/he/it’s behind does not compensate for what transpires behind closed doors or on the phone to those u are indebted to.

Banks have reduced the u’s credit rating to the lowest figure possible. One might ask why lending institutions would take that measure. They do so because they will not lend any more money to the u because they are extremely concerned about the nearly 1.5 billion, and growing, secured and unsecured debt service that u have.

Buildings and additional spending are fine when u think u will receive funds to offset those expenditures. What happens when those pledges do not appear? u take reveune from the pension programand are delinqument on payments to creditors. Huge, huge issues for u.

u have a university that can not cover the notes and a foundation that is tied up in real estate which has lost over 50% of its value. u need a steady dose of the steroids that helped build Alex Rodriguez Stadium commonly known as the “Roid” to get out of this mess. Obama will not bail u out. In short, u can’t spell BANKRuPTCY without the u.

The u campus will make a nice parking lot or it could be the location for the new Dade County gargage dump. Engineers from the University of Floirda have reported the land has already been prepared for such usage.

Everyone together: u are Irrelevant! u are pathetic! Everyone laughs at u!


I could go on but you get the picture. This is only one Cane blog in a two hour time frame. There are several more this dooshbag leaves comments on. But hey, its all good just quit your crying when others do unto you.

Goodman:

"While esophageal spasms sounds like more damage control..."

Now, in addition to your smarmy, sarcastic persona as a "columnist", you are a doctor and consumate conspiracy theorist.

I had severe chest pains from esophageal spasms, and until I was properly diagnosed I was afraid that I was experiencing the onset of several heart attacks.

Would you please sexually harass a fellow employee or otherwise do something to get fired from the Herald so that "perhaps" your incompetent sports editor might replace you as the Gator beat writer and blogger. They say that nobody is perfect, but you do a wonderful imitation of being the "perfect" ass.

According to MedlinePlus, esophageal spasms are abnormal contractions of the muscles in the esophagus, preventing food from effectively moving to the stomach. The cause is unknown.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Good news! The "cause" is now well known...it's called CHOKING!!

Posted by: Quit your cryin turd tards

I actually see nothing wrong with it. You could cut and paste your posting on the gator clause as well. It's up to you to be mature enough not to respond and chat with like-minded fans about your team and upcoming seasons. You ever hear of "two wrongs don't make it right" especially when it involves players that have passed away.

Posted by: Steve Rivera | June 02, 2010 at 01:04 PM

Good point steve. The only problem with this is the deranged gator fan makes it impossible to talk with like-minded fans without him spewing his hate. So why not come here and do the same?

Posted by: Go Canes!! | June 02, 2010 at 12:24 PM

BAWHAHAHA and the cause of the obstruction was his nuts that tricky nicky served him up on a platter.

We love watching you turds squirm and defend your team ON EVERY BLOG ON THE INTERNET.
This is because YOU know your program is a filthy one ran by the biggest scum in CFB.
So its fun watch your little brains thinking if we say it enough it wont be true.

every blog on the net UF is taking it from critics and its all deserved. thtas what I call the WORLD laughing at you. north of lake sh!ty and south of micanopy.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/esophageal-spasms/DS00763/DSECTION=risk-factors

Esophageal spasms are more common in women. That explains alot.

I actually see nothing wrong with it.

Posted by: Steve Rivera | June 02, 2010 at 01:04 PM

fine, then don't complain when it gets done back at you. do unto others as you would have done to you, and he does this to us all night and all day. the canes blogs are full of his repeat drivel, and he posts AS other canes fans, for example, I could change the ID below to "Steve Rivera", writing drivel about how you hate "Ben Hendricks" and he should get off this board.

I won't, but your buddy that you "see nothing wrong with" does that daily. So, no, discussion cannot occur, and since we suddenly have all this spare time on our hands, we might as well pay him back on here.

get him to stop, and we leave you alone, or everything he does to us we will do back to you, especially since you see nothing wrong with it. he has our blogs held hostage, and it might be fine to you, but it means retaliation is fine to you too.


I will not only ask him to increase the gator coverage on the cane blogs but I will join in as well. You guys are like little babies...oh he is making fun of our mushmouth coach who has done anything. We are too young, are stadium is not ours and holds too many people, we have swagga. You guys are a joke.

NOW GO AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK, SON.

The FAMU blogs are open

Cant wait 4 this season & the woody hayes moment thats comin (& u all know its comin). When urbie blows its gonna be a good 1, it should rank right up there with the GAYtor flop, the donovin flip-flop (we c how well thats turned out), the urbin flip-flop, & 2010 is gonna the biggest flop of all, 6-5 (with NO bowl game).
KEEP THE PADDY WAGON NEARBY...

I will not only ask him to increase the gator coverage on the cane blogs but I will join in as well. You guys are like little babies...oh he is making fun of our mushmouth coach who has done anything. We are too young, are stadium is not ours and holds too many people, we have swagga. You guys are a joke.

Posted by: Steve Rivera | June 02, 2010 at 02:21 PM

sounds like you will fit in just fine, and in fact seem to have the comments all down pat. figures you would approve of his trolling but whine when it gets done back.

the miami ohio blogs are open too you hypocrite.

Galen Hall, Charlie Pell, and Steve Spurrier are all impressed with urban liar's 'recovery', since the only thing wrong with him was choking away a perfect season.

fake illness, get timmy to lay 'hands' on him and use the curative power of timmy's tears, and then claim a full recovery.

IT'S A MIRACLE!!!!

should have gotten timmy on that prison road cleaning crew....

Posted by: Frasier...

Funny you bring up Ohio State but Brandon Harris has Terrell Pryor on lockdown. Riiiigghhhttttt.

You guys couldnt keep Kentucky of Timmy, running the dive every othert play. Wait till Brantley is sittin back there with a bullseye.
Jesus I cant fuc@#! wait

Posted by: whos the fullback ?

I can't fuc@#! for UM to start of 1-3, the FSU game will be all garnet and gold.


UF trained Doctor here, in response to your comment:
"I have no idea what esophageal spasms has to do with one's heart"

It is quite obvious that you have no idea, so I will try to explain. Esophageal spasm is not a joke. It can be a very painful condition that creates chest pain very similar to that from a heart attack. It is also not a simple diagnosis to make so many people with the condition at first are treated as if their pain is cardiac in origin. I promise if you suddenly started having this pain you would be very worried that you were having a heart attack. I feel that this is actually a quite reasonable medical explanation for the strange series of events that we have seen with Urban over the past few months.....He was having chest pain and thought it was his heart so he got scared and wanted to prioritize family. When he subsequently was acurately diagnosed and treated appropriately he felt better and realized he had jumped the gun on the whole retirement thing.

Posted by: Doc | June 02, 2010 at 07:10 AM
_______________________________________________

Doc,

Did you just point out that I pointed out that I wasn't a doctor?...Quite doctorish of you. While I am truly sympathetic of Meyer's heart burn, there is obviously much more to this story. For starters, why did it take him five months to admit it?

-jo-

1-3? you got a long wait, buddy. glad to see you bring out your true colors, psycho.

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/stephen-rivera/6/a9a/b04

hey steve-o, your graphics business a bit slow that you gotta insult people?

UM a garbage dump?? let me fill U in, The campus in just land value is worth more than gainesville all together.
whats garbage is an MBA from UF, fired one last year.
Garbage is whats across the street from the Swamp, called the Stadium Club that construction has stopped because money ran out 20% into it. garbage piling up. The money is gone cause the big run is over, as is the hype and chest pumping up here in Gainesville where I live.

Careful there JG, you dared tread on the sainted toes of urban liar.

you saw what happens to reporters when they dare use facts against the myth.

be careful, just don't say bloody urbie three times into a mirror, it brings him to life.

UCF Steve, lol dude i about blew soda through my nose.
UCF? LMAO!!

That is funny. Why would a UCF grad defend UF when he can make fun of UM which is now the 4th best football school in the state?

Come on now nephew - you're reaching now. Google to find me on linked in? Spend more time telling the buckeyes, the panthers, and tigers about your swagga, your 5 NCs, and Brandon Harris shutting down Terrell Pryor. You got all day!

How would UM be anything other than the #1 football school in the state you tool? We beat FSU, UCF and USF...all on the road...last year. The only scalp..er, tail...we didn't collect was yours, and that was because you turned about face and ran away crying "MOMMY" all the way home.

Stupid Turds...that's half the problem with society.

hmm, UM has a winning record head to head with UCF in football, UM has a winning record head to head with UF in football, UM has a winning record head to head with FSU in football, yet the psycho claims we are fourth in the state.

so you admit that was you, huh? go print a flyer to find your lost argument, because you lost badly fool.

The names are spelled different Matlock.

FSU,UCF, and maybe USF will be in better bowl games then UM at the end of the year. Book it.

And if you want to go by,"We owns the 1st round!". UF, FSU, and USF all had players taken in the first round. UCF had their first player go in the second round. Seems as if they are all getting players. UM had there first players not recruited by mushmouth graham go in late 3rd.

Yo Stevie dude give me a break UM beat the white meat outta those boys from UCF.
And all UCF accomplished was a payday getting the snot knocked out of there lofty AA team

UM is THE pipeline into the NFL, and you wanna claim otherwise? espn laughs at you.

sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=5178139

am i leaving you breathless, psycho? you whine about us posting here, but then you sure do seem to have all the racist stuff down, with the mushmouth and "we owns" comments. cmon, stevie, admit it, you are the curse, right? you are the guy destroying the canes blogs, right? you can stop whining ucf printer-boy.

psycho is as psycho does, and you just lost another argument, psycho.

and funny how you don't even try to claim that uf will be in a better bowl than us. you got one right at least, psycho ....

nfl record 14 straight years with first round picks, and you wanna use one year to judge all of history, what a psycho loser.


Goodman:

"While esophageal spasms sounds like more damage control..."

Now, in addition to your smarmy, sarcastic persona as a "columnist", you are a doctor and consumate conspiracy theorist.

I had severe chest pains from esophageal spasms, and until I was properly diagnosed I was afraid that I was experiencing the onset of several heart attacks.

Would you please sexually harass a fellow employee or otherwise do something to get fired from the Herald so that "perhaps" your incompetent sports editor might replace you as the Gator beat writer and blogger. They say that nobody is perfect, but you do a wonderful imitation of being the "perfect" ass.

Posted by: Ben Hendricks | June 02, 2010 at 12:15 PM
________________________________________________

Strong post, Ben. I like your style. You're right, I could have written this blog without the opinion ... been then, this is a blog. No sense in writing the same thing in the blog and the paper. I have the option of tossing in a few opinions on the blog, so that's what I do. Some people agree and others don't. That's kinda the point.

-jo-

There is work at the labor pool Sarasota.

Jo -

Your points are lost on most of these boneheads. You tolerate my creative insults in the name of open journalism, which is appreciated. What isn't though is the multitude of morons from ALL schools that apparently haven't advanced past 3rd grade grammar when they flame out here with their post. No wonder America is rapidly turning 3rd world.

Posted by: Curse of Charlie Pell

14 in a row...THE PAST! Give me something current...ACC Championship, Bowl Game Victory...anything! Tell me about the home field advantage. Tell me about alumni like Warren Sapp, Bennie Blades, and Ray Lewis who praise mushmouf.

Ur second rate now...

Listen up cane whining Pansy cane tard

The beatings WILL CONTINUE. And when Ohio State skeets all over your face the tempo will increase. All your ducks are lined up for your most spectacular collapse EVER. ur team is loaded with red flags and u dumbasses think this year is going to be special. It's comical. When your fan base is jakked over sorry ass Brandon Harris it is very telling. Greg Carr snapped it off deep up in Harris and u idiots think that scrub is all world. Lmao! Maybe u didn't notice but he takes plays off, because, like u, he SUKKKKKKKKs.

34 sacks
17 picks
21-17
ZERO BCS Bowls
ZERO ACC titles
no depth
light in the pants LB's

three casts, two splints, one surgery, and a dozen waffles
ur weiner arm Qb throws moon balls

get him to stop, and we leave you alone, or everything he does to us we will do back to you, especially since you see nothing wrong with it. he has our blogs held hostage, and it might be fine to you, but it means retaliation is fine to you too.


Posted by: Curse of Charlie Pell | June 02, 2010 at 01:39 PM

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And it will continUe just like Ur Rudderless sinking ship of a program of Urs with Captain Clueless at the Helm ...

get him to stop, and we leave you alone

CanesFool ...

.

Please don't U go away CanesStool Charlie ... I don't know where I'll ever get my Comedy n Tragedy Daily, Weekly, Monthly and Yearly Entertainment from if U Do ...

So, tell me again how's that 21-17 Theory, with 12 Wins COMBINED over FAMU-FIU-UCF-USF-Duke-Wake-Marshalland Charlston Southern the last 3 YEARS prove that Duh U is BACK ! ? That's my favorite Story of All Time Cane Clucks... Please, all of U Tell it to me again... And Don't forget to include all the bad calls, Injuries, and We're Young anologies not to Mention The NO EXCuSES MOTTO of 2008 ...

.


I am not sure what I am more excited to see, UF winning another national title, or the U losing to 5-6 ACC teams. Gonna be another great year!! HAHAHAHA!

current? you are talking about the past, the 2010 draft was long ago. fool it goes both ways. it leaves you breathless, don't it, stevie, with all your names? go work a prison roadside cleanup, they have an opening i hear. after all, your print shop is closed. you whine about visits here while polluting blogs elsewhere. you still got nothing to compare with 5 > 3 and 28 > 26.

you still got nothing to compare with 5 > 3 and 28 > 26.


Posted by: Curse of Jarvis Williams | June 02, 2010 at 10:44 PM

THANKYOU !!! That's my Second Favorite Cane Cluck Story Ever ! Please Do Tell Me Again How Up 2 in each category with none in one and 1 the last 20 years is Soooooooo dominating... I love that part best... Plllllleeeeaseeeeee

I guess you are an alabama or duke fan then, cause the gators got nothing current and nothing dynasty. please do tell me how down 2 in each category an 1 win versus us in over 20 years is sooo dominating.

time for your meds, psycho.

Real Snappy there Stool ...

So, tell me again how's that 21-17 Theory, with 12 Wins COMBINED over FAMU-FIU-UCF-USF-Duke-Wake-Marshalland Charlston Southern the last 3 YEARS ?

59 years b4 florida won a sec (sleazy & easy) conference championship, (yes i said 59)..

Man, that "safe" call last night was as bad as the Ohio State pass interference call but da U will and Brandon Harris will get revenge..riiiiigggghhht.

Cleveland used the remainder of the FU slush fund for bribing refs to get first base ref Joyce tomake the safe call. First withdrawal from the fund was to Terry Porter for the PI call, but the majority of the rest went to the SEC crew reffing the FU-Arkansas travesty.

I'm absolutely riiiigggghhhhttttt about this.

Question: how fast can sales of flair and scripted eye black replenish the fund.

psycho, even the ump admitted he was wrong on the call. do you purposely start arguments you know you can lose? what a masochist. i guess the only thing left to do to a masochist is to leave you begging for attention, bye bye psycho loser. and good luck on that 1-3 prediction, it will be right there with your 0-4 prediction for psychotic behavior.

Posted by: Curse of Jarvis Williams

Gawd your dumb. FAMU has some athletes, could start off 0-4

Can anyone tell me why ESPN is drinking Terrel Pryor Kool Aid, they keep boasting his Rose Bowl performance like he played a Joe Montana type SB game. His stats where 227 yards and 2 tds and all of them say the coaching staff was so scared of him destructing the 4 games before tha Rose Bowl he didnt throw more than 17 passes. Dont see the stud they are talking about??
Most QB's struggle against Miami even Tebow. So OSU doesnt worry me.

Posted by: JoeGoodyMiaHrld | June 02, 2010 at 03:30 PM

Of course theres more to the story jo. The problem is gator fans do not want to admit it. The bottom line is he could not handle the stress and he cracked under it. For some reason Urban and gator nation are to embarrassed to come clean about it.

I too support all the Florida schools when it does not affect UM.

Posted by: Sarasota 'cane | July 15, 2009 at 11:00 PM

I am more worried about Dion Lewis then Terrell. It's gonna be like CJ Spiller all over again.

I'm also extremely worried that we won't be able to protect Jacory. We play some very physical teams early. Jacory looked like an extra on M*A*S*H after the Wisconsin game. We're so young on the oline that I'm just worried that the wheels will come off early instead of late

And one more thing - I am infinitely worried about our youth, our injuries, the weather conditions, and our use of timeouts.

Additionally, I"m highly worried that His Randiness will start wildly calling timeouts and F up our clock management like he's done over and over.

Posted by: Curse of Jarvis Williams | June 03, 2010 at 02:29 PM

Jacory did not look half as bad as timmy when he got KTFO by that UK D-end. You never saw Jacory get carted off the field last year or any year for that matter. You need to find another position for patchan to play because he almost got timmy KILLED! Who knew how much of a blessing it would be the day he signed with the turds. That dude has shyt for brains which is why he fits in perfectly at uf.

One more thing fakey - quit using my fake name. I am on here 24/7/365 and don't want my fake name to get tarnished or dragged thru the mud.

Hey fake fakey, Knock it off. I'm getting tired of calling out fake fakes from my fake name that isn't fake. Got it u fake?

I am not stopping until you make him stop.

59 years meth heads b4 u won a sec (sleazy & easy) conference title....

Canes played in 10 NC games in 21 years,
This year we are back!
put that in ya pipe and smoke it.

TrUce ...

http://www.coachwooden.com/


check out the maxims ... as good as great gets ...



Without a doubt, the finest Leader, Coach, Mentor, Philosopher, Strategist, Psychologist, Uniter, Kind Hearted Human Beings ever to walk this Earth other than say, the BIG J ... But he's Close and now with his Beloved Nell ...

RIP Coach

Speaking of truces, can we all just agree that UM has a stronger history than us in football and baseball and we have a stronger one than them in basketball? No? Then get a life folks.

BTW - what a mauling our Lady Gator's softball team took yesterday. Talk about UCLA and Wooden's ex-school serving up a huge chunk of humble pie!

13.

Here’s your chance canes:
32.
The Curse of Art Kehoe says:
June 4, 2010 at 7:51 am

I’ll gladly chill till kickoff

here’s your chance canesrule

that means zero trashings by either side

Stay off Gator blogs and I’ll leave, that simple.

I don’t see it happening but this your opportunity.

Gator Bytes
Gator Clause
go bye bye TODAY and watch things quiet down.

It’ll take you some time to convince your pals. U can do it.

so, let's get this "truce" down right.

i wrote a simple request: "get him to stop, and we leave you alone"

your response was: "The beatings WILL CONTINUE. And when Ohio State skeets all over your face the tempo will increase. And it will continUe just like Ur Rudderless sinking ship of a program of Urs with Captain Clueless at the Helm, etc etc etc."

and so then i wrote "i guess the only thing left to do to a masochist is to leave you begging for attention, bye bye psycho loser."

And you proceeded to copy that id (how original) and when it got no response, you finally understood and accepted the idea of a truce?

Thank God. that was all i was asking for in the first place.

so, canes fans stay off gator clause and gator bytes, including canesrule, piggy and Curse of Jarvis Williams.
gator fans stay off caneswatch and shandel's sandbox, including arty, soldy, irrelevant.

canes and gators that have stayed out of this fight, like npgator or BW, can still make general comments about the other team, but no TROLLING.

i doubt it will last, but i won't be the first to break the truce. and in fact, to keep from having someone else try to stir it up, i suggest ignoring the first blow struck, as it might be fake.

but if it keeps up, all bets are off.

deal?

has nothing to do with your request. But that's neither here nor there.
Simple matter of John Wooden being mentioned. He was given the RIP even though he's still alive. Whatever.
The word "truce" was included. I'm all for it.
Hard to imagine that there won't be some palestinian youth type rock throwing today.
I'll even acknowledge that there will need to be a grace period as there are some extremely cranked up individuals.
Let's all give it a rest. Ignore the remaining IED's that still litter the road.

Good to see a truce has been called. Now maybe I can get some work done.

sure didn't take long for your "irrelevent" persona to ignore the truce on the sentinel. it doesn't mean you get to just change ids and keep doing the same thing. that was a freebie, don't keep doing it and then claim innocence, or this truce won't last long.

Hey chuck, for the record, that wasn't me, The Curse. You'll notice I told the guy to chill. If you think I posted the flame and then told myself to chill with it then there isn't much progress to be made. You'll also notice that I was flamed by curse of shandel and IGNORED it.

This is probably akin to swimming up the Colorado River but I'll give it a run here.

how about you, stevie, you gonna back off too?

Back off of what? I have never been on any cane blogs. I have stayed on the Gator Clause and you have never seen my name on anything else. I will continue to be Pro-Gator on a Gator blog...it's like your asking me to stop defending America....in America you buffon.

Now be a good student and go do your homework...Dave Wannestache wants to hear about your 5NCs, yo' swagga, and how you have a homefield advantage. Run a long, son.

oh well, so much for the truce. irrelevant is ignoring it, and stevie (Curse) won't honor it.

part of the deal is that you let canes fans post here if they are not trolling, and that we let gator fans post there if they are not trolling, stevie, and the fact that you won't allow that sucks. take the deal, stevie.

sorry dude, I am not Steve. We're not cutting a "deal" with you. Steve can say whatever the hell he wants on GATOR CLAUSE. U go run smack over at UM sites. You're not telling anybody squat-doody about what to say over here.

If they're not trolling on the other teams site? Impossible. You're already screwing it up coming in here whining about what Gators say on a Gator site. You're wasting your time with that.

Again, I AM NOT STEVE! I am the Curse of Art Kehoe. If you want a truce, keep your flaming out of Gator sites and I will encourage Gator fans to not flame UM sites. It's that simple.

None of this will ever work, but if you have any prayer for it to work, don't try to tell Gators what to say on Gators sites. Go patrol the UM boards.

Gator Nation, I would like to have a GATOR dialogue. In that spirit I will cease saying anything on UM BLOGS. Ultimately I think we will all be happier if we are able to discuss our teams on our sites without wading through flames.

OGV and canesrule are particularly disruptive. I think we all agree that they are annoying. That said, whatever they want to discuss, even if it's how incredibly bad UF is, that's fine with me. JUST KEEP IT ON YOUR OWN blog. I'll encourage the same from Gator fans.

Lol..this will NEVER work.

Posted by: Curse of Charlie Pell

So let me get this straight, you want me to stop being Pro-Gator on a Gator blog entitled The Gator Clause? IT WON"T EVER HAPPEN. Go on Clemson's UNC's, VaTech, and Wisconsin's blogs and call a truce with them especially the Badger's TEs you assclown and do your homework, son.

no steve, i was just saying that just as we allowed non-trolling gators like james to be on the sentinel blog, discussing and disagreeing without the personal insults, that the truce not be considered over if some guy named joe comes on here stating he is a canes fan and asks if u thought the canes or the gators had a better shot at wilder or somebody like that. i don't expect you to not be pro-gator, where did i say that?

you see the difference? seriously, i am asking if "joe"'s visit will be considered the breaking of the truce. or will he be called a buffoon or worse for daring to ask a question?

"You're already screwing it up coming in here whining about what Gators say on a Gator site. You're wasting your time with that."
i don't care what gators say on a gator site, i won't even come here. i am saying that i would hate for a visit by "joe" to be used as an excuse to end the truce. make sense yet? you are acting like you don't want a fight, so please try to understand my side of it.

Posted by: Curse of Charlie Pell

Who do you work for, the blog UN? Here is a clue king of all douches - stay off the blog and you be fine

Well "charlie", one thing is for sure. There will never be a complete end to it. There will always be the drive by guy. The drive by guys aren't the problem. It's the incessant posts both ways that we all know drive the flaming.

Since the "truce" was called, I have posted under the name KEHOE or variations that are obviously me.

You're still posting under a fake id that mocks a dead guy. Most would construe "Curse of Charlie Pell" as inappropriate. Kehoe left under bizarre circumstances hence the "curse" metaphor. Would you consider me adhering to a truce if I posted under "Curse of BP?" ( Notice I showed respect and didn't even invoke his name)

Leave dead guys out of it. And lose the fake id if you're serious.

steve, leave him alone. Seriously man, let's just see if we can post here and they post there. Let's leave it at that.

sorry. i am really trying to give you the benefit of the doubt. steve sure does talk like you though, even uses the same language, but i will take your word for it.

i did not know he was dead, and his being dead had nothing to do with the change in ids, it was meant to pick a coach like you did to us.

i won't post here anymore unless i see you or your chronic buddies break it, under your usual suspects ids. fair enough?

Holy Ryan Collins this is gay. If I want to write on a blog that I think the UM program and its coach are inept - I will. I am not going to go on Shandels and cut loose.

Zookers is fair game. Dude could recruit but couldn't coach a lick. Reminds me of......Pete Carroll...HA! Gotcha!

I AM NOT STEVE.

I don't expect UM fans to not call us douches and chickens and blah blah blah on UM sites. Have at it...OVER THERE. Don't bother trying to get guys to not out you on a Gator site. Waste of time.

You didn't know Pell was dead? Dude's life was one big struggle.

Curse of Kehoe was created in DIRECT response to Canesrule. I'll be shocked to see that guy put an end to it. It's always amused me that I didn't throw the first stone but have always been accused of that. Whatever! water under the bridge.

Canesrule?

No better time than today to CHECK THE LINK

lmao Costa... Yes it is somewhat "gay." But I'll gladly put up with a little goodwill for not having to wade through 80% flames.

But you hit it correctly.
"I am not going to go on Shandels and cut loose."

Hopefully they can do the same thing and we can have an actual discussion about UF like we used to.

A bunch if hippies in here.

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