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Let's list the evidence of a grueling, nasty, horrific, torturous fall camp for the Florida Gators

GAINESVILLE -- Another day, another freshman quits Florida's program. This time its receiver Adrian Coxson of Baltimore, Md. Earlier this week it was Jordan Haden of Fort Washington, Md.

What is it with Maryland football players? Sheesh! According to a school official, Coxson decided he wanted to play closer to home. It happens, I guess. Florida coach Urban Meyer must be killing these guys during fall camp this year. All in the name of "accountability and development!"

Practice has been closed from jump street, so I can only guess the hell Meyer's has put his team through. Consider the evidence:

1. Chris Rainey, who has played at an elite level of football his entire life, suffered from an "accelerated heart rate" during camp and had to undergo a "procedure." He missed about a week.

2. Veteran linebacker Brandon Hicks passed out from heat exhaustion during camp and spent the night in the hospital. Another senior linebacker, Lorenzo Edwards, called the event "scary."

3. Freshman Jordan Haden, a legacy at UF, quit the team because "it wasn't the right fit."

4. Freshman Adrian Coxson, a quarterback and team leader for his high school team, packed up his bags because he became "homesick."

5. Jeff Demps suffered a concussion.

No more prima donnas, I guess.

-jo-

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Did Meyer do the 5:30 am practice times during this camp?

the original insult was "the dumb cane troll keeps a smoke machine outside of his bathroom so he can run through the smoke after he rubs one out."

And I still laugh.

And Even though Emmitt forget where he went to college, he laughed hysterically too. Run along cane tard.

What would u expect when u had a head coach bail on the team & go on vacation, rehab, whatever..
ITS GONNA B A LOOOOONG SEASON GAYTOR FAN...

Thats what u get with prima donnas, they feel entitled (jordan haden), dont have 2 work hard (adrian coxson), dont have 2 practice hard (hammond (crown), dunlap (jager), hernandez (hemp), urbin (prozac), ETC.).
WHAT A CROWD.....

Just a follow up from last year!

I'm a U fan that stated Tebow wouldn't be able to run in the pros??????? Well, looks like his 1st TD run might of got him some broken ribs.

He must learn how to pass!

Wish him well!

And I'm a Gator fan laughing at Angry Cane Guy running through the mist after running a batch in the can.

LOL - ooops I just crapped myself laughing.

And I'm a hopeless, compulsive stalker who can't control myself --- currently suffering in hell.

HEY I have alot in common with you Cane fans!

Urban's practices are made to be more intense than the games by design. They are breaking the team now and bringing them together. You have to worry when nobody quits......like at UM the last few years....that's the sign that they players are not being pushed to grow physically, mentally, emotionally.....this happened two years ago and in 2006...standard operating procedure...more schollys for the next year...only the top 1% of 1% make it!

Gator John in Pinecrest,

Good to have you back, sir. The post was more tongue and cheek than anything. Of course, fall camp is agony. It's fall camp in the SEC!

Daniel M.,

Yes, UF practiced at 6 a.m. to begin camp. I know. I was there!

-jo-

Is it true Percy was drinking on Frankie's vodka bottles?

Gators are droppin like flies from the rigors of training camp. Wonder why??
tim tebow, percy harvin, jordan haden, adrian coxson, brandon hicks, jeff demps, chris rainey, etc, etc, etc...

Maybe it's time to take the cheese grits off the training table Jo?

It's not easy being the best. The SEC is clearly the bully on the block of college football. Got more details in this link:

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/preview10/columns/story?columnist=forde_pat&id=5448863

It all starts in camp and if there ain't casualties, then it's not tough enough.

Gators are droppin like flies from the rigors of training camp. Wonder why??
tim tebow, percy harvin, jordan haden, adrian coxson, brandon hicks, jeff demps, chris rainey, etc, etc, etc...

Posted by: lyndsay lohan... | August 20, 2010 at 05:06 AM


Holy Sch-Nikes, I think this really IS LL posting from jail! Incoherent, incomplete thoughts...it has got to be her!

Urban's practices are designed to have his players ready for jail. They gotta be tough when you send more guys to jail than the NFL.

Hey db21,

Its a well known fact that no school produces more d-bags than Miami. Ray Lewis-murder, Irvin crack head and whores, Sapp pure D-bag, winslow i'm a soldier and the list goes on and on.

Miami was built on thugs so its pretty ironic you morons come here and talk about other schools. But i don't expect anything less from punks like you.

Miami has had 1 arrest since Shannon took over, and he's off the team. Urban's at what 30+?

He puts more guys in jail than the NFL.

Can someone PLEASE, PLEASE tell me when the BK promotion is back for free canes tickets when you purchase something off of the value menu?

C'mon, Miami doesn't even deserve RS as a coach. Afer you insufferable wretches run him out of town, buy out his contract, then have to deal with him recruiting all the Miami talent out of the area, you'll be blaming everyone under the sun (except yourselves) for your plight. Not only will you be fiscally bankrupt, but you will also be devoid of ANY talent what-so-ever.

RS will be relieved to go to a program that embraces their coach and their team on Saturday.

All this talk about whoppers, I'm getting hungry!

& can some1 PLEASE, PLEASE tell me what college Emmitt Smith went 2, b/c he DIDNT mention in his 24 minute HOF speech

Hey Angry Canes Guy! Just trottin' through the mist after a morning of turnin' japanese?

& can some1 PLEASE, PLEASE tell me how many ACC Titles duh u went won, b/c randy DIDNT mention in his 15 minute presser

& can some1 PLEASE, PLEASE tell me how many ACC Titles duh u won, b/c randy DIDNT mention in his 15 minute presser

dude, the 80's called & even they said u need 2 update ur witty repartee..

Dude, you're the one turnin' japanese not me!

Hey "GAYtors do EXCUSES, CANES play any1" and all the other immature idiots. Are you 12 or something? Grow up little boys.

How about we ramp up the average IQ here to something over 80?

dude, the 80's called & even they said u need 2 update ur witty repartee..

Posted by: flock of seagulls. | August 20, 2010 at 02:16 PM

Isn't that ironic, a cane knocking someone about dwelling in the '80's!

I am the bully that gave Angry Canes Guy tittietwisters and wedgies when he was a kid. I also used to make him eat cat poo in front of all the girls. I take responsibility for his wretched disposition.

I turned my life around when I saw Tim Tebow play.

C'mon ACG -- turn away from the dark side while you still have the chance!

Hey Angry Canes Guy! Just trottin' through the mist after a morning of turnin' japanese?

Posted by: The Vapors | August 20, 2010 at 02:01 PM

Lol...never knew that "turning japanese" was a metaphor for rubbin one out. Is it a reference to a resemblance with the "O" face?

& how long did it take the GAYtors 2 win thier 1st SEC (sleazy & easy) title.
59 years.
how many wins & losses did the GAYtors have against the CANES in the 2000's??
1 win & 3 losses.
How many GAYtors arrested under urbin myers?
30.
How many Canes arrested under Randy Shannon?
1.
& whose coach abandoned thier team 2 go 2 rehab (oops i mean vacation).

& if we wanna talk about IQ's, how bout the most famous ex-GAYtor of all time doesnt remember what college he went 2 (per his 24 minute HOF speech)...
WHAT AN EMBARRASSMENT....

Posted by: albert einstein

SEC (sleazy & easy)

Do you really believe it's "sleazy & easy"?


Maybe it's time to take the cheese grits off the training table Jo?

Posted by: you can't chase Waffle House with Gaytoraide | August 20, 2010 at 07:48 AM
________________________________________________

Never!

-jo-

Yes, Yes, Yes...
Florida's bein investigated (pouncey bein payed 2 play & 30 arrests).
South Carolina's being investigated (players gettin subsisided housin & players at agent party).
Tennessee's bein investigated (lane kiffin).
Alabama's bein investigated (players at agent party).
I KNOW THERES MORE BUT THAT SHOULD GET THE POINT ACROSS 4 SLEAZY & EASY...

& the easy part is GAYtors divisional rivals highest rankin is Georgia at #21..

PS. georgia also bein investigated 4 players & agents.

A funny prank would be if John Brantley shaved a Bible verse into his mustache. _ Jason Leiser..

That's just funny.

You cane fans crack me up.

What else do you expect from a fan base that puts 20,000 of the loudest, craziest, most loyal fans in the world in the stadium every single saturday without fail.

You know, Urban's practice tactics and toughness will help Wandy and the canes more than we will ever know.

Cane game parking lot: More Ford Expeditions per capita than anywhere in the world.

The funny thing is my closest friend that gives me gaytor ticks, drives the Eddie Bauer Expedition. I figured all the O-yays would have Hummers down south, ?? Havent been in 8 years

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