What's the difference between Tim Tebow and John Brantley? Not much, says Gators coach

GAINESVILLE -- So, John Brantley's mustache didn't last long. For that, I am truly disappointed.

Quarterbacks coach Scot Loeffler said he was going to make sure Brantley shaved his mustache. Brantley said not a chance. The coach won the battle of wills, apparently. Or maybe Brantley was just sick of being jeered by his friends. Whatever the reason, it's gone.

Why am I writing about a man's mustache? I don't know. To more important matters...

Florida coach Urban Meyer said on Monday that Brantley is showing the same type of leadership skills that helped make former All-American Tim Tebow successful. At one point, Meyer said he was worried about Brantley's ability to lead. But not anymore. Over the past few months -- and especially in the last two weeks -- Brantley has taken ownership of Florida's offense.

On Monday, I asked Meyer why he wasn't worried about Brantley. Here's what he said ...

"Someone asked me today, 'What's the difference between John Brantley and Tim Tebow?' Believe it or not there's not that much different. The outward appearance there's a big difference. Inward, the competitiveness and his leadership is fantastic right now. Much better than I thought. I was really worried about that but when you have a guy like [Tebow] in front of you -- he didn't [need to] show much of that.

"Like today, we had a two-minute drill and he did fantastic. He ran the whole show and acted like the veteran quarterback he is. So, I'm really encouraged by John. Everyone knows he can throw the ball, but his other part is fantastic, as far as management of the team and leadership."

-jo-

Comments

[The FACT remains]

28 > 26 HTH

5 > 3 Ships

3 > 0 undefeated seasons

4 > 1 THIS DECADE

6 > 1 HTH record the last 24 years

[Sylvan Learning Center]

The FACT remains you overpaid for your education....where ever that was!

[K-Man]

FACT remains give it a break man, this had nothing to do with UM. That is why the Gators trash the UM board. Good luck to Brantley, but I do not see UF doing as well this year. It is going to hinge on how he can perform on the road.

[Fox Mulder]

K-Man, THANK GOD I found you. I need your help finding the phantom-cane-blog-terrorist! I've been scouring all the message boards and I can't find anything. Please help.

I want to believe!

[K-Man]

What do you mean Fox? I am a huge Canes fan, but I like Jo's work and it is interesting to keep informed of all the teams. This whole back and forth taking away the comments section for nonsense is ridiculous and it takes away meaningful discussion.

[The FACT remains]

Posted by: K-Man | August 24, 2010 at 12:41 PM

28 > 26 HTH

5 > 3 Ships

3 > 0 undefeated seasons

4 > 1 THIS DECADE

6 > 1 HTH record the last 24 years

[But don't confuse me with the facts Bro]

The FACT remains since 1925:

- The phew has NEVER played in a conference title game and yet NEVER has appeared in one....

- Ever went undefeated in 14 games in a regular season

[KISS UNMASKED!]

K-man-

Are you serious? I thought angry canes guy was Joe trying to sauce things up here until kickoff – you know like the previews in the theater before the movie starts! I didn’t think a human being could come off that stupid in a blog without really trying.

Oddly enough, funny how this banter only erupts when mister turnin’-japanese-then–run-through-the-cane-mist starts with his rants.

This IS a Gator blog after all.

[The FACT remains]

Ever went undefeated in 14 games in a regular season

Posted by: But don't confuse me with the facts Bro | August 24, 2010 at 01:16 PM

Ever went undefeated period dooshbag? In case you forgot......

28 > 26 HTH

5 > 3 Ships

3 > 0 undefeated seasons

4 > 1 THIS DECADE

6 > 1 HTH record the last 24 years

[The FACT remains]

OPINION:

I didn’t think a human being could come off that stupid in a blog without really trying

FACT:

28 > 26 HTH

5 > 3 Ships

3 > 0 undefeated seasons

4 > 1 THIS DECADE

6 > 1 HTH record the last 24 years

[KISS UNMASKED]

...need I say more?

[The FACT remains]

RANT:

Oddly enough, funny how this banter only erupts when mister turnin’-japanese-then–run-through-the-cane-mist starts with his rants.

FACT:

28 > 26 HTH

5 > 3 Ships

3 > 0 undefeated seasons

4 > 1 THIS DECADE

6 > 1 HTH record the last 24 years

[The FACT remains]

...need I say more?

28 > 26 HTH

5 > 3 Ships

3 > 0 undefeated seasons

4 > 1 THIS DECADE

6 > 1 HTH record the last 24 years

No, that pretty much sums it up..............

[Chicago Manual Rules of Style]

Now I’m no literary aficionado, but Angry is really creative! See above.

[Does that sound familiar?]

3 undefeated seasons with no conference title games and didn't have to play 14 games. Not to mention the NCS as a home game. Big difference stupid but who couldn't do that playing as an independent and then in the Big East? Hell the Irish did it to but haven't done jack since.....

[The FACT remains]

Does this sound familiar?

28 > 26 HTH

5 > 3 Ships

3 > 0 undefeated seasons

4 > 1 THIS DECADE

6 > 1 HTH record the last 24 years

Has a ring to it. 5 actually!

[Ghost of Ted Bundy]

You guys still counting the 1991 NC as your own? Hmmmmm.

[Simon]

...actually the ring thing is the first remotely witty thing this twink has come up with. Yyyyaawwwnnn.

[Ghost of Charley Pell]

Can we count our first SEC championship?

[Thats a shame]

Posted by: Ghost of Ted Bundy | August 24, 2010 at 01:51 PM

1991:

UM 12-0

UW 12-0

Thats a split.

2008:

uf 13-1

Utah 13-0

[One is a lonely number]

Hey, I just realized something, the Canes have 1 more Heisman than conference championships.

Go figure?!

[Still 0 Conference Championships!]

No wait, its 2 more than conference championships! As much as they try to not talk about Gino Torreta, his name keeps coming up!

[Thats a shame]

Posted by: Ghost of Ted Bundy | August 24, 2010 at 01:51 PM

1991:

UM 12-0

UW 12-0

Thats a split.

2006:

uf 13-1

Boise State 13-0

[AP Voters]

Posted by: Thats a shame | August 24, 2010 at 02:12 PM

ESPN made us do it!

[The FACT remains]

Posted by: Still 0 Conference Championships! | August 24, 2010 at 02:19 PM

The record book says different dooshbag:

Conference championships
Conference Affiliations

1927–1928: Independent
1929–1941: Southern Intercollegiate Athletic Association
1942–1990: Independent
1991–2003: Big East Conference
2004–present: Atlantic Coast Conference
Year Conference Overall Record Conference Record
1991 Big East 12-0 2-0
1992 Big East 11-1 4-0
1994 Big East 10-2 7-0
1995† Big East 8-3 6-1
1996† Big East 9-3 6-1
2000 Big East 11-1 7-0
2001 Big East 12-0 7-0
2002 Big East 12-1 7-0
2003† Big East 11-2 6-1

Those are facts as are these:

28 > 26 HTH

5 > 3 Ships

3 > 0 undefeated seasons

4 > 1 THIS DECADE

6 > 1 HTH record the last 24 years

[Howie Long]

Thumping your chest about winning the Big East?

Are they still a conference? Doesn't Georgetown and Villanova play in the Big East?

[305_Gators]

Chicago Manual Rules of Style...lol

-jo-

[1996 should of been best 2 out of 3]

1996:

uf 12-1

FSU 11-1

According to turd tard logic all three of your championships are tainted.

[SouthMiamiGator]

BCS Championships UF 3 > UM 1

13 wins in a season: UF 3 > UM 0

Back to Back 13 win seasons UF 2 > UM 0

[The FACT remains]

Posted by: SouthMiamiGator | August 24, 2010 at 02:35 PM

28 > 26 HTH

5 > 3 Ships

3 > 0 undefeated seasons

4 > 1 THIS DECADE

6 > 1 HTH record the last 24 years

[Sarasota 'cane]

14 game schedule????????

UF 2008 "Title Run" Schedule

Hawaii
Kentucky
Vandy
Citadel
Ole Miss. (Oops! That was a typo!)
SC
SEC Refs

Everyone plays "patsies" "D" Bag, the problem for U(F) is the # of patsies that UF plays.

On top of all that FSU, UGA, and UT have all been in the cellar for 5 + years now. Hell one of UM's worst teams in the last 25 years was only down 4 against UF deep into the 4th quarter that season! So that's 14 games minus 9 "sure" wins (And UF lost one of those!) which equals 5 quality wins.

You won the title, congrat's...but c'mon, 14 game season???? Loss at home to Ole Miss.???? Please...

Go 'canes!

[6 degrees]

Keep going Sarasota Lame...I'm sure you'll get to Kevin Bacon soon.

[nice try "D" bag]

lol at "only down 4 againts uf deep into the 4th"

That game was never even close to being undecided u tool. Meyer showed u half his playbook and u never even sniffed duh fiddy in the second half. It's amazing how delusional u are. U LOST BY TWENTY THREE U TOOL

go eat moms meatloaf loser..run along

[The Griswold's Cousins]

This blog is like the PB County, Broward, and Dade alumni club situation(s). Canes have none so they show up at the Gator Club game watching sites and lurk on the fringes.

Don't they have some place to go? Boys Club maybe?

[Insane in the Cane-brain]

You won the title, congrat's...but c'mon, 14 game season???? Loss at home to Ole Miss.???? Please...

Um...SOS ranking that year was 4th. Not sure what your point is here.

[Sarasota 'cane]

Why "muddle" up the thread with facts "D" Bag?

Every UF title has asterik next to it to explain why they didn't go undefeated that year, or why they got a "Do-over", or why they were better than several undefeated teams, or why they lost to a conference doormat at home, etc., etc., etc........

What a Fing joke!

Go 'canes!

[Donna Shalala]

who can't go undefeated in the ACC, BIG EAST or as an INDEPENDENT?

Go undefeated in a football conference than you can talk Sarasota loser.

[Insane in the Cane-brain]

Sorry, I've got Pat Forde blasting through the speakers behind me...I can't here you. I said
Um...SOS ranking that year was 4th. Not sure what your point is here.

[instant classic!]

Jo -

You need to see this great post on the Slantinel Turd blog..article on Urbie hitting the panic button.

Check it out:

Coach Meyer is an embarassment to the game. The guy allows criminals to not only stay on the team, but play. If it wasn’t for university rules suspending players, Meyer would never have a player sit out for anything. Beat woman up…that’s ok you can play. DUI…no problem. Drugs…here let me buy you some. Accepting $100k in cash from agents…hell Mike and Maurkice, you should have held out for $200k. Then when he loses a game because the officials couldn’t help them out with a win like so many other times, he starts his Fred Sanford imitation with the heart attack and hershey squirts in his pants, so people wouldn’t be so hard on him and feel sorry. He is a cheater, a loser and a king size turd.

Reply Posted by: Orange&Boo | Tuesday, August 24, 2010 at 1:15 PM

[The Griswold's Cousins]

Joe, they just keep makin' my case!

[RTP 679]

Are Canes really this threatened by UF?

This back-and-forth is funny, if not sad. Why are the Hurricanes on this blog when they have their own?

[Sarasota 'cane]

who can't go undefeated in the ACC, BIG EAST or as an INDEPENDENT?
//////////////////////////////////////

UF, that's who!

P.S. I saw that the UF/Miami game is going to be on ESPN this year! Congrat's!

(Some intern will have a lot of splanin' to do when the head honcho's find out it was MU and not UM!)

USF looooms.....

Go 'canes!

[Donna Shalala]

http://www.allstatesugarbowl.org/site47.php

Your 83 title is tainted. There are two other teams more deserving than Miami that year which were Auburn and Nebraska. Miami beat Nebraska on a failed two point conversion. it was a fluke. miami's coach crying and the tv ratings gave miami the title. people that know football know that. Miami got blown out by Florida that year 27-3. One thing is to lose a close another is to get your doors blown off. Miami wasn't the best team that year. Don't forget it.

[Donna Shalala]

instant classic

Anybody sen the espn documentary on the clown canes?

It shows randy shannon giving out payouts. no wonder why the university wanted nothing to do with it.

Your CURRENT coach is shown PAYING out fellow players. funny stuff

[spin that you F'ing idiot]

Hey, I just realized something, the Canes have 1 more Heisman than conference championships.

Go figure?!

Posted by: One is a lonely number | August 24, 2010 at 02:16 PM

____________________________________

This is the same mental midget that says we never played 14 games...hard to do tool when
there's not that many on the schedule. Also the same dimwit that says we've not played in a conference title game since 1925...impossible you clown if we didn't play in a conference that HAD one until 2005 (amazing how he conveniently avoided that fact).

This cluck is a regular Al Gore with his disinformation.

[Remedial]

Hey cussing guy, wasn't that the set up for:

No wait, its 2 more than conference championships! As much as they try to not talk about Gino Torreta, his name keeps coming up!

Posted by: Still 0 Conference Championships! | August 24, 2010 at 02:19 PM

The time stamp gives it away.

I know, you guys struggle with the reading thing, see sunsentinel reference a few posts back.

[Remedial Part Deaux]

...misinformation? Did you invent the internet too?

[that, plus we hate you lizards]

This back-and-forth is funny, if not sad. Why are the Hurricanes on this blog when they have their own?
___________________________________

Probably for the same reason that your Turd droppings are all over ours daily.

[Fox Mulder]

No, no really I'm on it! I'm going to find those phantom UM blog terrorists. Scully and I are calling on all our investigative powers to find this guy!!!

[Fox Mulder]

... I WANT TO BELIEVE!

[start calling yourself Jeremy Foley if you insist on being that stupid]

Your 83 title is tainted. There are two other teams more deserving than Miami that year which were Auburn and Nebraska. Miami beat Nebraska on a failed two point conversion.

_______________________________

Could you possibly be any more stupid? You know your other malcontents shutter when they see you posting because they know it reflects badly on them. Nebraska is "more deserving" but then you immediately state that we beat them? Are you high? Of course coaches make decisions ALL the time in games you clown. Go for a first down on 4th and short vs. kicking a FG, go for 2 and a clear cut win vs. kick a PAT and have a tainted tie.

Would you knindly remove your head from deep in your a**?

[Napoleanic]

This back-and-forth is funny, if not sad. Why are the Hurricanes on this blog when they have their own?
___________________________________

Probably for the same reason that your Turd droppings are all over ours daily.

Posted by: that, plus we hate you lizards | August 24, 2010 at 03:57 PM

You left out the "feel threatened" part.

[start calling yourself Jeremy Foley if you insist on being that stupid]

No wait, its 2 more than conference championships! As much as they try to not talk about Gino Torreta, his name keeps coming up!

Posted by: Still 0 Conference Championships!

_____________________________

We have 9 conference championships Angry Turd Guy. You saying we have 11 Heisman winners? Damn, that's even more than we thought! Gino Toretta was a superstar, yes? Wouldn't you have rather had somebody half as good as him instead of bumbling bums like Danny Waffle and Rexy Gross Man?

PS - we miss Rexy...he threw beautiful 99 yd picks we returned for TD's.

[start calling yourself Jeremy Foley if you insist on being that stupid]

You left out the "feel threatened" part.

Posted by: Napoleanic

__________________________________

You left out the "feel envious" part

5 > 3....maybe, just maybe, one day you understand our dominance

[Howie Long]

Oh sorry, I thought we weren't counting the Big East. Didn't Villanova finish second a few of those years? What did you win with that BE title? A set of Funk & Wagnalls?

[Sarasota 'cane]

Your CURRENT coach is shown PAYING out fellow players. funny stuff

Posted by: Donna Shalala | August 24, 2010 at 03:37 PM

I guess you had a "secret" screening that the rest of America was not privy to "D"!

P.S. ESPN is finishing up their documentary of UF's program. It's called, "The Flop: 100+ Years of UF Football". It's narated by "esteemed" 5 time Gator Growl headliner, Weird Al Yankovich. Good times!

Go 'canes!

[Ain't Got no Money]

For your sake, I'd be gettin' on my giddy-up with that domination this year. You guys' days are numbered:

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=5490686

BTW - how are the snickers sales going?

[start calling yourself Jeremy Foley if you insist on being that stupid]

Oh sorry, I thought we weren't counting the Big East
_______________________________

Oh, you'd love that, right Turd? Just like you drop any accolade for another team on some baseless BS, but then trump up unsubstantiated ones about your own team to fatten your reality.

Question: are all Turds politicians? Seems so with their corrupt thinking. Too bad they dropped the ethics classess when Bernie showed up.

[Tom Gator]

Ain't Got - I read that this A.M. The gap between the haves and have-nots is growing.

[Howie Long]

Oh sorry, I thought we weren't counting the Big East
_______________________________

Oh, you'd love that, right Turd? Just like you drop any accolade for another team on some baseless BS, but then trump up unsubstantiated ones about your own team to fatten your reality.

Question: are all Turds politicians? Seems so with their corrupt thinking. Too bad they dropped the ethics classess when Bernie showed up.

Posted by: start calling yourself Jeremy Foley if you insist on being that stupid | August 24, 2010 at 04:24 PM

Hey you JACKWAGON, 'Nova finished twice at least three of those years!

[Non-delusional]

We have 9 conference championships Angry Turd Guy. You saying we have 11 Heisman winners? Damn, that's even more than we thought! Gino Toretta was a superstar, yes? Wouldn't you have rather had somebody half as good as him instead of bumbling bums like Danny Waffle and Rexy Gross Man?

____________________

You'll never hear a true Gator fan defend a knucklehead like Rextasy - he was a douche who never put in the required work to be great. But you have to be borderline retarded to call a player who led his team to four consecutive SEC titles and a national title - collecting a Heisman along the way - as a "bum". Nevermind the fact that he did things the right way... nobody cares about that sort of thing anyway.

[Ghost of Ted Bundy]

Just polishin' that '91 trophy here at my alma mater. Hey look! It's Steve Emtman!

[start calling yourself Jeremy Foley if you insist on being that stupid]

Hey you JACKWAGON, 'Nova finished twice at least three of those years!
____________________________________

Nice try doooosh, but then again we all know what A Cpt. Misinformation you are your fellow lizards are. Villanova never fielded a football team in the Big East, just like Charleston Souther never fielded one in the SEC, but they clearly could have finished second any time FU won jackshyt.

[Census]

Question: are all Turds politicians? Seems so with their corrupt thinking. Too bad they dropped the ethics classess when Bernie showed up.

Posted by: start calling yourself Jeremy Foley if you insist on being that stupid | August 24, 2010 at 04:24 PM

Are all Canes homeless?

Let's see, no stadium, no alumni clubs.

Yep.

[stupid is as stupid does]

But you have to be borderline retarded to call a player who led his team to four consecutive SEC titles and a national title - collecting a Heisman along the way - as a "bum". Nevermind the fact that he did things the right way... nobody cares about that sort of thing anyway
__________________________________

Gee, sounds hauntingly familiar to the smear and smut your fellow Turds slung about Gino. What comes around goes around with imbeciles like yours...too bad because I suspect you might actually be a knowledgable football fan. That's something half these potheads and fast food counter staff you call bloggers can claim.

[Ur broke ..face it loser]

sarasota dooshbag is half phucking crazy. quit wasting your time on this whack.

[Quick Draw McGraw]

Hey you JACKWAGON, 'Nova finished twice at least three of those years!
____________________________________

Nice try doooosh, but then again we all know what A Cpt. Misinformation you are your fellow lizards are. Villanova never fielded a football team in the Big East, just like Charleston Souther never fielded one in the SEC, but they clearly could have finished second any time FU won jackshyt.

Posted by: start calling yourself Jeremy Foley if you insist on being that stupid | August 24, 2010 at 04:33 PM

Man, you can't get NUTHIN' past this guy!

[Just Tryin' to Help the Less Fortunate]

I want three snickers bars please? Do you Canes take PayPal?

[where do you find these clowns?]

Let's see, no stadium, no alumni clubs.
__________________________________

Sun Life PRO stadium and Hurricane Club. Consider yourself schooled Turd. Oh, wait a minute, here it comes...3..2..1.."you don't have an on campus stadium"...blah, blah, blah..."you don't have a zillion dollar athletic club like we do"...blah, blah, blah. You can't accept FACTS on face value. You view them as things to be spun and manipulated.

You even have some fruit named Donna tryin in vein to spin 5 > 3...amazing

[just rying to help those 'trailor folk']

I want three snickers bars please? Do you Canes take PayPal?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

No, but the gaytor jerky guy selling from his F-150 with the Confederate flag in his rear window does. He's a bit of a drive though...somewhere on an isolated unnamed highway in Alachua County.

[Haves vs Havenots]

Hey buddy, I didn't write the article, ESPN did.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=5490686

[OBSESSION - A fragrance by Calvin Cane]

Hey creepy cane stalker guy who still lives in his parents basement, I hope for your own sake you start taking your meds again...Schizophrenia is a serious disease.

[it's right there on your computer...send me the link]

Hey buddy, I didn't decide the outcomes of the games, the players did.

28 > 26
5 > 3
6 > 1
Canes > Turds

[PB Cty Gator]

Let's see, no stadium, no alumni clubs.
__________________________________
Sun Life PRO stadium and Hurricane Club. Consider yourself schooled Turd.

I know what you’re talking about! I'm in PB County. Up here, these Hurricane tools show up for EVERY Gator game, whether it is at the Bru’s in Delray or OKL in Boynton. The Boars Head gentleman is a perfect example. Even when the Canes are playing, they are at Gator Club sites in cane regalia. I think they just don’t have any place to go so “lurking” on the fringe of a Gator Club party beats staying home or God Forbid watching the Hurricanes live.

Sad.

[Non-delusional]

Canes Fans - clearly you outnumber us here and have nothing better to do than troll Gator blogs feeling angry about your current plight, so I'll change the subject to something nearer and dearer to your heart... Randy Shannon - is the the guy to lead you out of the wilderness? Who here has some faith in this man?

[Sarasota 'lame]

hurricanesports

From Miami AD Kirby Hocutt: "Any reports that Miami returned unused game tickets to Ohio State are absolutely untrue."

Most pathetic tweet I have ever seen

[captain, I think the boat is taking on water]

Posted by: Non-delusional
____________________________________

All of us support Randy. Question is, now that Urbie got neutered by Nicky and then melted down, do the Turds support Urbie?

[UR BROKE]

The NCAA doesn't release individual schools' revenues and expenses. But Fulks confirmed that Alabama, Florida, Ohio State, Texas and Tennessee are among the select group that made money.

[UR a fool]

that's what "fulks" say, but smart people say FU

[Nougaticious]

Fulks did say that UM's snickers sales surpass that of any other high school marching band in the state.

That's the truth, look it up!

[learn how to count...head to head its 1-1]

All of us support Randy. Question is, now that Urbie got neutered by Nicky and then melted down, do the Turds support Urbie?

Posted by: captain, I think the boat is taking on water | August 24, 2010 at 06:03 PM

U turd, I am assuming, since you are affected with memory loss, like the rest of these UM muertos, that you don't remember the beatdown Urban gave to Nick Saban the year before? I think it was 31-20 on the way to the National Championship? Loser.

[DrtyCane]

TEDDY BRIGEWATER DROPS 300 YDS ON THE TURDS IN MIAMI IN 2013...URBAN IS NO LONGER A COACH AT UF....BRING BACK SPURRIER OR GAYLIN HALL AND WE WILL BRING BACK LUKE AND THE 2LIVE CREW DANCERS POPPIN THAT P*SSY....

THE U.. ITS ALL ABOUT THE U....

[Ur STILL Owned]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Maybe, but only because Ur down 4 scores and the backups are in ...

[UR BROKE]

Bridgewater? 2013?..lmAO... just imagine all the tragedies that will befall UM before then. You got much bigger problems son. 2013 u will be on a new coach trying to "rebuild" and renting from FIU or FAU.

[cuts both ways my leathery friends]

I am assuming, since you are affected with memory loss, like the rest of these UM muertos, that you don't remember the beatdown Urban gave to Nick Saban the year before?
___________________________________

No Turd, the "past" doesn't count, right? According to your pack of tools that is irrelevant, right? Oh, so that only works when you try, in vein, to diminish what UM has accomplished? How pathetic....

[UR BROKE]

heres what you can't grasp you phucking cane retard. The current players and coaches are not "the past" that is the present you giant f'ing tool. Players and coaches who are LONG GONE are the past. Urban meyer is the present coach who has won two NC's. Thats the PRESENT ...go watch your Miami Vice VCR tapes you dated delusional clown

[UR BROKE]

you lack the clarity needed to determine what is the present and what is the past. Jimmy jOhnson? The past. Steve Spurrier? the past? Urban Meyer and his TWO NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS is the present.

by your retarded reasoning anything that happened previously is the past yet you carry on about Bama every single day...which is apparently the past. You're so confused you're pathetic.

Who cares about some ancient irrelevant cane tard. We are an elite team in the present
U are an irrelevant team in the present.
We have two national championships in the present
U have a laundry list of disappointments in the present.

class dismissed cane tard

[UR BROKE]

but we're overrated right? TWO NC's is a mistake right? SI's Coach of the Decade is a mistake right? Number two defense in the nation last year was a mistake right? That Heisman trophy was a mistake right? A string of consecutive trips to the championship game of the premier conference was a mistake right?

VT was a mistake right? canes are not ranked correrctly by the entire nation right? Jacory is really an all american right? You have loads of depth right? Your oline lacking any experience is a mistake right? Everyone outside duh 305 calling randy illequipped is a mistake right?

It's the result of ALL OF AMERICA hating the canes...blah blah F'in Blah...
ur pathetic..delusional....ancient...bitter. .... a FOOL
and your dead ass broke to boot.

[fire up those pre-excuses cane tards]

Howard seemed to indicate that quarterback Jacory Harris’ surgically-repaired thumb isn't completely healed. In response to a question about UM’s prospects this season, Howard said: “….you look at Jacory Harris – He struggled late in the season because he had the thumb injury. But at this point, they say it’s much better. Not 100 percent right now...”

A cane mole has reported that JaSkinny is still wearing his "thumb wrap."
What the hell is a thumb wrap? This is going to be the undoing of Randy Shamwow. Imagine having your entire season hinging on one guys thumb? It just shows how inept Shamwow is. NO WAY ONE EARTH that Skinny little beanpole survives this season behind that line. He already has thumb issues and the season hasn't started. He had FIVE injured areas after the Whiskey beatdown on the FROZEN TUNDRA IN ORLANDO. One thing for sure. Randy will be giving the standard paranoid responses to inquiries about it...."arm injury." What a tool

The mole then dismissed your pathetic LB's After noting that Colin"mud back" McCarthy is often injured and that Sean Spence is UNDERSIZED he went on to say, " Then behind them, they don’t really have anything that you hang your hat on." Generally the ESPN guys look for positive things to say. They attempt to create buzz for all teams which is what they should do. His remarks about the LB's and JaBrokey are what's really up.

[The FACT remains]

In case you forgot:

28 > 26 HTH

5 > 3 Ships

3 > 0 undefeated seasons

4 > 1 THIS DECADE

6 > 1 HTH record the last 24 years

[The FACT remains]

In case you forget:

28 > 26 HTH

5 > 3 Ships

3 > 0 undefeated seasons

4 > 1 THIS DECADE

6 > 1 HTH record the last 24 years

[The FACT remains]

Because turd tard keeps his head in the sand:

28 > 26 HTH

5 > 3 Ships

3 > 0 undefeated seasons

4 > 1 THIS DECADE

6 > 1 HTH record the last 24 years

[BWAHAHAHAHAHA]

Whoa...look at Angry Turd Guys fired up right out of the box this morning. Might be time to switch from that morning six pack of Mountain Dew Jethro...the caffeine and sugar, combined with your usual Ho-Ho's isn't working pal.

Try and park your feeble mind around this...the past is anything that has happened. There is no Turd "recent past" or "long gone past" or whatever BS you and your other brain farts try to use to make yourselves feel warm & fuzzy.

You just focus on FACTS Turd, and those are that we OWN your weak arse in EVERY head-to-head comparison, and in the most "recent past" we can pull up on you and Bama, Nicky took Urbie's nut sack and stuffed it sqarely down his throat. The only thing we can't verify is who boo-hooed more...you or Teblow.

5 > 3 you incredible tools. Try Chamomille tea Jethro.

[BWAHAHAHAHAHA]

ur pathetic..delusional....ancient...bitter. .... a FOOL
and your dead ass broke to boot.

Posted by: UR BROKE

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And you have, according to you, the best coach, stadium, fans, slush fund, players...have I missed anything?

Then it must chew your nuts up and smear them in your face that such a broke, irrelevant, crappy team with no fans, stadium, decent coaches, players...whatever...owns your ass, has outperformed you on ANY head-to-head or accomplishment measurement, right?

You have made my case for me you collosal clown. You have been provided the riches of kings and STILL can't even match the accomplishments of a homeless beggar. That is SHAMEFUL Turd Nation...absolutely SHAMEFUL.

[fire up those pre-excuses cane tards]

Same useless repetitive drivel from u clown. You've typed this crap 1,000 times. NObody reads it. The beatdown you are receiving pertains to comments made in the PRESENT..as in right now. You wouldn't really know how to deal with that. Headlines from last night and you start rallying the 80's. U ARE GETTING CRUSHED fool.

[Allll.....DaYYYY....LONGGGGG...enjoy]

Spend you're ENTIRE unemployed day here repeating your accomplishments from decades ago. ALL DAY LONG. Must be very satisfying. I'l stop in after work to see how many dozens of times you've repeated yourself. Have a great day cane tard.

JaBrokey has a thumb wrap.

[BWAHAHAHAHAHA]

You've typed this crap 1,000 times. NObody reads it.
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Except apparently you tool.

[The FACT remains]

Posted by: fire up those pre-excuses cane tards | August 25, 2010 at 09:09 AM

As of right now 8-25-2010

28 > 26 HTH

5 > 3 Ships

3 > 0 undefeated seasons

4 > 1 THIS DECADE

6 > 1 HTH record the last 24 years

[The FACT remains]

U ARE GETTING CRUSHED fool.

28 > 26 HTH

5 > 3 Ships

3 > 0 undefeated seasons

4 > 1 THIS DECADE

6 > 1 HTH record the last 24 years

CRUSHED INDEED!

[The FACT remains]

PRESENT..as in right now.

28 > 26 HTH

5 > 3 Ships

3 > 0 undefeated seasons

4 > 1 THIS DECADE

6 > 1 HTH record the last 24 years