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Breaking down the players who will make the Florida Gators spread-option offense unique

GAINESVILLE -- The point of Urban Meyer's spread-option offense is to create mismatches on the field. Meyer said last week that his offense is going to be more traditional this year. That's an over simplification, of course. That only means quarterback John Brantley won't double as the Gators' fullback. The spread-option offense isn't going anywhere at Florida, even if Brantley lines up under center in the red zone on Saturday. Just to help with any confusion, here are all the Gators' SLASH players who will create mismatches and make the spread-option work this season ...

HINES 1. OMARIUS HINES, 6-0, 219 pounds (Nice earring! Is that a Christmas ornament or a seashell?)

Listed position: tight end

Possible positions: tight end, slot receiver, wideout, H-back

Function in the spread offense: Hines is listed as a tight end but he's actually an oversized slot receiver. He will do a lot of the same things that UF tight end Aaron Hernandez did in 2009, but don't think of him as a carbon copy of Hernandez. Hines is much faster than Hernandez and will require defensive backs to cover him. This could help create mismatches in UF passing game and running game. Oh, and remember that shovel pass Hernandez would always catch from Tebow last season? Hines says that play is in the playbook for him this season.

Rainey 2. CHRIS RAINEY, 5-9, 176 pounds

Listed position: slot receiver

Possible positions: slot receiver, running back

Function in the spread offense: Rainey is in the Percy Position. UF is hoping it will get more production out of the spot this year than in 2009. (No offense, Brandon James.) Rainey will run plenty of short patterns and motion inside as a running back. This is what I like to call the flag-football position of the Florida Gators' offense.


Debose 3. ANDRE DEBOSE, 5-11, 176 pounds

Listed position: wideout

Possible positions: wideout, slot receiver, running back

Function in the spread offense: Debose is Deonte Thompson's back-up on the outside, but Debose isn't exactly the same type of player as Thompson. From the outside, Debose can do a lot of things for the Gators, including run reverses.




Reed 4. JORDAN REED, 6-3, 240 pounds

Listed position: tight end

Possible positions: tight end, H-back, quarterback

Function in the spread offense: Reed is out of action for the first game with a bruised knee. When he returns, he will do a lot of things at tight end. UF coach Urban Meyer called Reed the Gators' "ace in the hole" at the QB position.



 

Burton 5. TREY BURTON, 6-2, 219 pounds

Listed position: quarterback

Possible positions: tight end, H-back, fullback, quarterback

Function in the spread offense: So, here's your Tebow clone, at least in the running game. Coaches love Burton and he'll likely line up in the backfield along with quarterback John Brantley. Two quarterbacks in the backfield, you say? Yes, think of the possibilities!

Clark 6. ROBERT CLARK, 5-8, 172 pounds

Listed position: slot receiver

Possible positions: slot receiver

Function in spread offense: Clark, a true freshman from West Palm Beach Dwyer, is one of the big surprises of the Gators' 2010 recruiting class. He is currently to the back-up to Rainey at the Percy position. Clark is small but apparently plays with a mean streak and doesn't shy away from contact. If Rainey separates his shoulder at some point this season, then Clark could play a big role for the Gators this season.



Christian 7. GERALD CHRISTIAN, 6-2, 240 pounds

Listed position: fullback

Possible functions: fullback, tight end, H-back

Function in the spread offense: Christian is currently the back-up at fullback behind T.J. Pridemore. That's more out of necessity than anything. Christian's future is at tight end at UF and that future could come sooner rather than later if Christian develops rapidly in practice this season.

-jo-

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Buck Tooth had the nerve to ask their AD that he would consider it only if Utah would play both games at the Dump. It goes to show the nation that Utah isnt afraid to play anyone by going after a home and home series. Its such a sad pathetic excuse that FU gives college football every year as to why they wont play anyone O.O.C. If it wasnt for being forced into playing F$U they would of dumped that game as well.

tOSU

1-1

probation sucks

Pre-med students?

Posted by: We be classy! | September 03, 2010 at 10:02 AM

Scanning 100s of websites seeking ANY mention of the Hurricanes?

You be obsessed.

Posted by: Gator Incontinence

They should be ready for 'class' today. Welcome to Jiffy Lube

Posted by: Gator Incontinence

You be obsessed.

Says the cane fan on the gator blog

Wow. For all that the Gatards want to spew about Luke and the "thug" image, nothing and no one ever did anything compared to ol' Jamar.

That, on its own, is far worse than anything ever done or said by any Cane players as a whole.

Hang your one-tooth head in shame, Gatards, If this wasn't sad, it would be funny to joke about.

You have no defense for this, Gatards, none. Now, sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Be very quiet. Unless, of course, you are studying for your STARCRAFT final exam, in which case, carry on.

Percy, Pouncey both taking $ from agents
Probation sucks
Hidden failed drug tests
Probation sucks
Lack of control at FU
Probation sucks
Agents paying for bonds to get players released from jail
Yep your probation is going to suck FU

Passed the billboard on I-95 at Hallandale Bch Blvd last weekend. It said "Cane Season Tix $99"

Almost drove off the road convulsing with laughter (a little tinkle came out too).

Posted by: Don't Cane and Drive | September 02, 2010 at 10:02 PM


LMAO!

http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2010/09/03/fans-brawling-in-the-stands-significantly-more-exciting-than-miamis-45-0-rout-of-florida-am/

LMAO...typical scum fans fighting EACH OTHER. meanwhile a PSA in the background drones on about academics and diversity. The backdrop is a gargantuan size tarp covering a few thousand seats.

Unbelievable that a bunch of Julios are fighting each other at the season opening blowout. Clearly a precursor to the impending doom that surrounds SCUM

We throw around "instant classic" in a mocking way but this truly is an INSTANT CLASSIC

What a bunch of thug scum bags.

Posted by: Why, why, why?

I am positive Shapiro knows what happened to ol' B Pata and it will come out in his book as will all the $$$ he paid out. So keep on here my little unemployed obsessed friend or is it 'breaktime'?

ESPN showed a graphic about how Florida is first in the SEC by winning 20 openers in a row, with Spurrier's gamecocks in second with 11 wins. 1990, Spurrier came up with the cowardly plan, and Buck-toothed Foley has stuck with it.

Sad part is the following:

Gator's last 21 openers.

9/5 vs. Charleston Southern (non-IA)
8/30 vs. Hawaii (7-7) W 56 10
9/1 vs. Western Kentucky (7-5) W 49 3
9/2 vs. Southern Mississippi (9-5) W 34 7
9/3 vs. Wyoming (4-7) W 32 14
9/11 vs. Eastern Michigan (4-7) W 49 10
8/30 vs. San Jose State (3-8) W 65 3
8/31 vs. Alabama-Birmingham (5-7) W 51 3
9/1 vs. Marshall (non-IA) W 49 14
9/2 vs. Ball State (5-6) W 40 19
9/4 vs. Western Michigan (7-5) W 55 26
9/5 vs. Citadel (non-IA) W 49 10
8/30 vs. Southern Mississippi (9-3) W 21 6
8/30 vs. Louisiana-Lafayette (5-6) W 55 21
9/2 vs. Houston (2-9) W 45 21
9/3 vs. New Mexico State (3-8) W 70 21
9/4 vs. Arkansas State (2-8-1) W 44 6
9/12 vs. *Kentucky (4-7) W 35 19
9/7 vs. San Jose State (6-4-1) W 59 21
9/8 vs. Oklahoma State (4-7) W 50 7
9/9 vs. *Mississippi (8-4) L 19 24

Three out of 20 teams with winning schedules, but none of them being a real challenge, AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT HOME.

The 1987 loss to Miami made them dodge rivalries.
The 1989 loss to Mississippi made them dodge tough conference openers (they let a 4-7 Kentucky slip in there one time).
The 1991 loss to Syracuse made them dodge 49 states of OOC opponents.

NO OTHER TEAM SHOWS THIS MUCH COWARDICE. no SEC team, no ACC team, no independent team, no 1-AA team dodges competition as often as the Gators.

Florida Gators, a history of felonies, cowardice, and asterisks next to their titles.


You are always talking about Jamar Hornsby which is a player that was kicked off the team long ago. Don't you think its stupid? Its sort of like talking about Willie Williams. Isn't stupid???
With every post you prove how stupid you are. You are a moron.And to top it off a loser.

And talking about a person that passed in a stupid football blog makes you a piece of crap.


Get a life loser.

Its Friday night in Trailorville. The trailor crew is digging them up some fresh roadkill and sparking up the grill for a good ole fashion GVille BBQ. Bring your own papercup because the pabst will be flowing. Dont forget to please bring as many milk crates as you can for the trailor posse to have something to sit on. Get your grub on because tonights going to be a treat, we are steaming up a few pots of roaches. I almost forgot, for you heavy drinkers we will have Zima and straws

Miami of Ohio was 1-11 last year, and was told that if they won a second game, they would get dropped from the schedule, too.

So says the the team that just played FAMU and plays in a basketball conference.


Hey your super hard schedule just took a tumble with Utah beating powerhouse Pitt.

Says the cane fan on the gator blog

Posted by: What a dumbarse | September 03, 2010 at 10:17 AM

I noticed you didn't finish your sentence. Here, let me help you.

Says the cane fan on the gator blog in retaliation for the racist gator on the canes blog that jokes about the murder of Bryan Pata, threatens to lynch Randy Shannon and jacory Harris just out of a sick hatred, and steals IDs in an effort at polluting the Canes blogs 24/7 over the past three years.

There, that sums it up.

Must be nice to have a schedule like FUs when you only have to leave the state for 3 games the entire season. FU might want to shut the winkie hole when it comes to yapping about the schedule

I am positive Shapiro knows what happened to ol' B Pata and it will come out in his book

Posted by: Fake Inspector Gadget, otherwise known as Curse piggy, the racist troll with mother issues | September 03, 2010 at 10:23 AM

And talking about a person that passed in a stupid football blog makes you a piece of crap.

Posted by: Fake Donna Shalala, the homophobic troll with women issues | September 03, 2010 at 10:26 AM

Do you realize you just burned your racist buddy Curse? Not three minutes apart, too!

He does it, you giggle. I retaliate, you act all holier than thou, while using the ID of a UM school president. I am not sure which is worse for you, sicko, the irony or the hypocrisy.

LMAO! You don't like it, then don't do it! I only do that to you AFTER you do that to us.

Fair is fair, hypocrite homophobe.

Hey your super hard schedule just took a tumble with Utah beating powerhouse Pitt.

Posted by: Fake Donna Shalala, the homophobic troll with women issues | September 03, 2010 at 10:29 AM

You mean the same Utah you guys just chickened out of playing? Yeah, THAT Utah.

You mean the same Pitt that lost to Cincinnati, your freebie bowl opponent last year?

Do you even READ before you post, after waking up at 9:24 to spew your homophobic hate on these Cane and Gator blogs? Apparently not.

Posted by: Gator Incontinence

Leave us alone, we leave you alone.

The choice is yours

You got a long break today, huh?

Hmm, I wonder how Brantley will do this weekend against weaker competition than FAMU.

Jacory did pretty good.

12-15 210 yards
80.0% completion
14 yards per attempt
3 TDs, and 0 INTs, 0 Sacks
263.60 QB rating.

Jacory #1 QB rating in the NCAA
Ojomo #1 in sacks in the NCAA
Hankerson #2 in touchdowns in the NCAA

Gators? Nowhere to be seen. Get used to it.

Posted by: Gator Incontinence

How did Pata do? Oh he didn't play.

Leave us alone, we leave you alone.

The choice is yours.


Leave us alone, we leave you alone.

Who is this "us" and "we" you are talking about? I know youre not talking about you being able to stop yourself from visiting the Miami blog. There is no way in hell you could go 1 day without going over there and yapping with your dumb copy and paste comments. Theres better odds that FU goes undefeated some year(yeah right)then you being able to avoid the Miami site

Maybe the Gatards can adopt Danny Rollings as their team custodian.

Ooops. Did I stoop to the level of Gatard trash with that one? Would the graduates of STARCRAFT College notice.

Watch what you joke about, Gatards. You laundry if full of puke stains.

Maybe the Gatards can adopt Danny Rollings as their team custodian.

LOL! INSTANT CLASSIC!

Oh, how the worm has turned.....

Keep it going folks, they might get the hint someday....

Chapter 10

B Pata, Coke, and payments

Leave us alone, we leave you alone.

The choice is yours.

Posted by: Pass the Kleenex | September 03, 2010 at 11:08 AM

Too late, you racist sicko with mother issues. Your pigsty is now officially a warzone. You chose to use the Saddam Hussein method of diplomacy, now you will need to hide in a hole like he did. Scorched Earth it is! BWAAAAHAAAHAAA!!!!

God Bless America!

Chapter 6 Sean Taylor

I told Sean to buy an alarm and gave him the number to ADT but....

Chapter 10

B Pata, Coke, and payments

Posted by: Nevin Shapiro | September 03, 2010 at 11:26 AM

Chapter 11, Ashley Slonina, Jamar Hornsby showing up at the funeral with flowers he bougt with her card.

Chapter 12, Ronnie Wilson, giving her a 21 gun salute with his AK47.

Chapter 13, Cam Newton, wondering if she left a laptop behind.

Chapter 14, Avery Atkins, wishing he could have gotten a few more shots in at her.

Keep playing, you are losing badly, Curse.

Posted by: Gator Incontinence

Chapter 1 We be Clubbin
Preface by Labrant "Anthony" Dennis


Chapter 15 Plagarism

Wasnt it the same guy posting as Pass The Kleenex aka cut and paste the one that was yelling jump to John Curtis. Then just like the coward you are.....you moved

Chapter 6 Sean Taylor

I told Sean to buy an alarm and gave him the number to ADT but....

Posted by: Nevin Shapiro | September 03, 2010 at 11:32 AM

Chapter 1, John Curtis, hunted by the NCAA, commits suicide rather than rat out where the 100 K was hidden.

Chapter 2, Micheal Guilford, lessons about helmets, drinking and driving, both go over his head.

Chapter 3, Jarvis Williams, talks about how much better life was in Miami than in Gainesville, tells his son to go to Jacksonville University rather than Gainesville. Kinda leaves you breathless!

Chapter 4, Eraste Autin, learns that the swamp is lacking in water.

Chapter 5, Lamar Abel, frat boy dies during frat stunt.

Wasnt it the same guy posting as Pass The Kleenex aka cut and paste the one that was yelling jump to John Curtis. Then just like the coward you are.....you moved

Posted by: Now Thats a Lame Program | September 03, 2010 at 11:41 AM

LOL! INSTANT CLASSIC! Who would have thought a Gator would dodge anything? Oh wait, they dodge opponents all the time, a falling body is easy for them to ignore.

Who else wants to play this game?


Posted by: Nevin Shapiro | September 03, 2010 at 11:38 AM

Chapter 16 Ineligibility, by the Pouncey twins.

Chapter 17 Ineligibility II, by Kyle Morris and Shane Matthews.

Chapter 18 Unconstitutional - "Florida Players
shall comply with all local, state and federal laws, as well as all University of Florida
regulations, policies, and procedures." Unless that includes theft, assault, drinking and driving, or dealing drugs.

This book is getting pretty thick, but not as thick as your chickenneck, Curse piggy.

Another history lesson for mr mucky the wikipedia cut and paste guy.

blogs.orlandosentinel.com/sports_college_uf/2009/06/janoris-jenkinscharge-misdemeanor-affray-and-resisting-arrest-without-violence-for-his-role-in-a-may-30-fight-outside-a-down.html

Hey there mother muckey, here is another excuse for your criminals....

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/sports_college_uf/2009/06/former-gator-says-invincibility-factor-plays-into-recent-arrests.html

Invincibility? How can a team that has NEVER, EVER gone undefeated feel invincible? Cmon, keep spinning the lies, Jesse Palmer.

cane loser spends at least 2 hours a day researching UF. nice. Ur getting a lot of breaks today. The U have more deaths than we do angle is very nice.

In late 1995, the NCAA concluded that, in addition to the fraudulent Pell Grants facilitated by Russell, the university had also provided or allowed over $400,000 worth of other, improper payments to Miami football players. The NCAA also found that the university had failed to wholly implement its drug testing program, and permitted three football student-athletes to compete without being subject to the required disciplinary measures specified in the policy. Finally, the NCAA concluded, the university had lost institutional control over the football program. Miami docked itself seven scholarships as part of a self-imposed sanction in 1995, and the NCAA took away another 24 scholarships over the next two years. As a result of the scandal, Sports Illustrated's Alexander Wolff wrote a cover story that Miami should at least temporarily shut down its football program. Further, On June 21, 1996, Miami football players broke into the apartment of the captain of Miami's track team and struck him repeatedly. In response, Davis suspended three key players for the coming 1996 season. Davis also suspended two other players who were involved in separate violent incidents.

The low point for Miami came in 1997 when they posted a 5-6 record, the first losing season since Howard Schnellenberger's first year in 1979. The 1997 season saw the Hurricanes suffer one of the program's most humiliating losses, a 47-0 beating at the hands of in-state rival Florida State.

Posted by: Gator Incontinence

What book are referencing? I didn't know there was a Gator Booster in a jail charge with a Ponzie Scheme threatening to write a book about the UF where he outlines drugs, cash, and other illegal activity. If I am wrong, provide the link.

:) :( :) :( :)

C'mon, no Gatard can reference a book with a straight face. There are no books at STARCRAFT COLLEGE. Just computer gaming, drinking, and possum barbeques.

Is the Pig from the Cane blog the one posting about deceased Miami Hurricane Players? I think he is.

Now, to all the other Gatard fans here, you allow that? You think that is funny? You believe there is an equivalency between what is posted here by Miami fans and what that piece of human garbage writes?

I await your answer so I know on what level this game will be played going forward.

I love opussum barbeques. They taste GREAT!

By the way you spelled opossum wrong.

I love opussum barbeques. They taste GREAT!

By the way you spelled opossum wrong.

Posted by: MonsterMuckyWuck! | September 03, 2010 at 12:40 PM

Actually, YOU did, MotherMucker. "opussum"? I guess they don't cover spelling in that video game class you obsessed racist troll.

Hurricane Hate: 1986 Miami Hurricanes Voted Most Hated Sports Team Ever.

bleacherreport.com/.../426602-hurricane-hate-1986-miami-hurricanes-voted-most-hated-sports-team-ever

:)

Yeah, I know how I spelled "Opossum," STARCRAFT Warlord. It can be shortened to "possum."

Of course, no "Opossums" are characters in STARCRAFT so a trailer-humping 'neck like you would not know that.

INTERIORALLY.

Posted by: Why, why, why?

Shoot(no pata referece there)if you don't like it, stay off.

I await your answer so I know on what level this game will be played going forward.

Posted by: Why, why, why? | September 03, 2010 at 12:33 PM

They already answered that when I offered a truce. They WANT to play this scorched earth battle. They think they will win. But they don't understand that All they win is some scorched turf they could have had in the first place had they not started this war.

Curse piggy is beloved by Fake Donna Shalala, their common bigotry binds them.

SouthMiamiGator at least discussed facts for a bit, but he understandably left when the other Gators started with the Bryan Pata and lynching comments.

Curse is like a suicide bomber, not caring who is hurt as a result of his sicko actions. You have seen how they have misquoted an offer of peace into a statement of weakness. The taliban members on here have made their position clear, this game has no limits for them, so we can take off the kid gloves, they stopped showing any limits on the Canes blogs three years ago.

Game On!

God Bless America!

HILLBILLY DELUX!


Gatard history began in 2005. Before that, nothing. Don't talk about it. Don't even acknowledge it.

Thatbis how small minded ignorance operates

Don't you have a Klan rally to go to? Don't look now, your trailer is on fire. Quick, grab yout STARCRAFTER text book and waive it INTERIORALLY.

It is hard to find any intelligent life in a trailer park, isn't it Gatards?

Posted by: Take out the | September 02, 2010 at 04:42 PM
-----------------------------------------------
Loser, what about the National Championship in 1996 with a Heisman winning Quarterback and the NCAA's hardest ranked (nationally) schedule?
I KNOW, FOR A FACT, THAT DAH U HAS NEVER WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP THAT HAD THE NATION'S HARDEST SCHEDULE AND HAD TO ACTUALLY PLAY IN A CONFERENCE GAME...
UF has TWO championships with the hardest schedules in college football and a THIRD with the 2nd hardest ranked schedule...all while playing in a difficult conference WITH conference championship games.
talk about cupcake scheduling, huh?
How many of those UM NC's were played in the Orange Bowl? Without having to play in a Conference Championship game?
You guys rep 5 NC's but you guys should only take credit for 4 since you split that one with Washignton in '91.

Posted by: Gator Incontinence

Why don't you go back to the shire, frodo? No one cares about your dumb arse crusade to clean up the blogs when in fact you are the largest nuisance on all the blogs. Who do you think you are showing up? Do you really think Duh U is happy to have you protecting their image? Do you think it bothers any gator fans that you are anonymously "Game On!" when essentially this is a 'writing contest'?

On your next break, call a girl or something.


1996 Getting a second chance at FSU when you didn't deserve it. *
2006 Getting into a title game with a better team left on the outside. *
2008 Getting into a title game with a better and undefeated team left on the outside. *

Spin away, losers, your 3 titles are far more tainted than our 5.

Got Undefeated?

Posted by: Gator Incontinence

Got girlfriend?

SCREW PATA
SCREW SHANNON
SCREW U
SCREW YOUR FANS
SCREW EVERYTHING U SUK
SCREW YOUR HISTORY

CHEATERS CHEATERS CHEATERS CHEATERS

Shandel Richardson: The "fighters" probably aren't even Miami grads, but Hialeah High School grads, the bulk of the `Canes fan base

Posted by: cheat

Well played, sir.

Posted by: Gator Incontinence

Why don't you go back to the shire, frodo? Who do you think you are showing up?

Posted by: duh u is his precious | September 03, 2010 at 12:57 PM

Wow, Curse piggy gollum, the original sicko troll, is suggesting that "frodo" leave his blog? Make me leave, you hypocrite.

Who am I showing up? You, you stupid whining fraud, but I really don't care. You act all tough until someone pops you back with the same thing. You deserve every attack coming at you, you delusional sicko murder-loving troll with mother issues. When is your next Klan rally, sicko?

Good thing Ashley Slonina locked up her rings, Gollum over here would have stolen them, too.

How does it go, one to kill, one to steal, and on to troll them all?

Yes you ARE lord of the toiletrings, Curse piggy.

When you roll out of your doublewide, doughboy, do the springs groan in protest, or are they already shot?

Posted by: cheat | September 03, 2010 at 01:05 PM

Wow, all in caps this time gollum? Really blowing a gasket there.

Ashley Slonina might have worn a helmet if yu had shouted that loud in person, sicko.

What are you and your lady doing this holiday weekend?

Shandel Richardson: The "fighters" probably aren't even Miami grads, but Hialeah High School grads, the bulk of the `Canes fan base

Posted by: Facebook: Shandel | September 03, 2010 at 01:06 PM

You read the facebook page of a former beat writer for the canes. Curse, you really are an obsessed sicko. Shandel is gone, and won't be missed. He allowed your racist comments for three years.

Small-minded GAAtard trash.

Hey, Trey Burton, throw up that THUG sign,you little white trash GANGSTA. You know that when you left your trailer park, you were free to express your dirty side. And you've done it.

From white trash to thug. Only in Trailerville.

But, don't you know, all of your fan base is made up of black-hating, racist rednecks. How you say, CONUNDRUM?

Would your teammates like it if they knew the kind of racist you were in high school?

Hmmmmm. Quick, get your STARCRAFTERS class notes out. Let's figure this one out together, Gatard white trash Notion.

BTW, I just googled your quote, doesn't exist anywhere.

Another lie from the racist troll with mother issues ("Mommy, stop weighing more than me") Gollum Curse Piggy.

The day before your big game, and instead of talking about how you might beat Miami of Ohio, you are making up quotes from former beat writers. LMAO!

Your mom called. She wants a box of ho-hos. notthe chocolate, she wants two hos in a box for dinner. Oh, and then she want's you to do a John Curtis off the highest building you can find. What? It's just a trailer? Oh well, climb on it and when it collapses, slowly starve to dead. Okay? thxbai!

Posted by: Why, why, why

You are going for some kind of guiness world "BREAK" record today, no?

"Hey, Trey Burton, throw up that THUG sign,you little white trash GANGSTA."

You mean when he decided to show the world how tough he was by making a pistol with his FINGERS? Even Orr and Trail knew to use a toy gun and hide the muzzle behind his sixteen dollar "take" from their last "cartel" meeting.

Of course, all the girlies say he's pretty fly for a white guy!

Venice's Most Wanted! Ohh, we're scared!

You are going for some kind of guiness world "BREAK" record today, no?

Posted by: No one calls the customer service line anymore | September 03, 2010 at 01:27 PM

Nah, you have been "BROKEN" for three years, and only direct retaliation will get you "FIXED". Of course, in the other meaning of fixed, there are no worries, because your prime years, 24/7, 365 days, are spent here threatening black coaches and quarterbacks, like the anonymous racist tough guy you are, so no breeding will occur.

Did you call the number? It's not too late, Curse piggy.

LeBatardShow

how miami are those fan fights in UM stands?...wifebeaters...shouting of 'Bro!"...guys who look like Danny Trejo...plenty of empty seats

Posted by: Gator Incontinence

((((yawn)))

You bore me. Tell us about UM's glory days of filled stadiums, coke parties, booster money, players getting shot, and hoes.

GAINESVILLE UNIVERSITY: Proud home of a
challenging curriculum which includes STARCRAFTING.

How low can the value of that crappy diploma go?

Bibles and churches, Starcrafting and trailers.

what a dump, it is, to be in Trailerville...said a dump, to be, in Trailerville.

SCREW PATA
SCREW SHANNON
SCREW U
SCREW YOUR FANS
SCREW EVERYTHING U SUK
SCREW YOUR HISTORY
SCREW YOUR SPRAWLING TARPS

CHEATERS CHEATERS CHEATERS CHEATERS

"0-4 kinda quiets a man" and "Gawd your dumb. FAMU has some athletes, could start off 0-4"

Yeah, that's two years in a row you were wrong on that one, sicko. I sure hope you put some money on FAMU, idiot.

Oh and LeBatard hasn't been on yet, moron, so your quote is as fake as the Shandel quote.

Posted by: cheat | September 03, 2010 at 01:05 PM
Posted by: cheat | September 03, 2010 at 01:42 PM

Originality is not your strong point, is it you pathetic waste of space? And based on your inability to figure out where the caps lock key is, you are not the brightest tool in the trailer.

Posted by: Gator Incontinence

http://twitter.com/LeBatardShow

Took a twitter class at UF too.

Still waiting for the fake Shandel quote link, fool.

You are constantly checking abscure newspapers, former beat writers' facebook pages, former Canes player's myspace pages, and two minutes after a radio guy's twitter page is updated, you post THAT as well?

You really are an obsessed racist loser with fat mommy issues. How truly pathetic that you are the most prolific poster of Gator nation.


"Took a twitter class at UF too."

I doubt you went to UF, but they probably have a twitter class, it wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: Gator Incontinence

How truly pathetic that you are the most prolific poster of xxxxx cane nation.

back at ya.

PS I am not the on the Gator Clause

Got obsession?

Posted by: Gator Incontinence

http://twitter.com/LeBatardShow

Took a twitter class at UF too.

Posted by: Technology passes U by | September 03, 2010 at 01:46 PM


the saddest part of this jabroni is that he has to challenge every single thing ever said. It's this giant battle raging in his mind. Terrorists, war zones, etc... he's tormented

its fun to poke a tard with a stick. ruins his day every day.

SCREW PATA
SCREW SHANNON
SCREW U
SCREW YOUR FANS
SCREW EVERYTHING U SUK
SCREW YOUR HISTORY
SCREW YOUR SPRAWLING TARPS
SCREW SORRY CONFERENCE

CHEATERS CHEATERS CHEATERS CHEATERS


Funny how the Tebow worshp on here suddenly dimmed once the QB sneak was taken from his playlist.

"Tebow fumbled his first snap, Erin Henderson found the ball and scooted into the end zone from 35 yards out for the Vikings. The 2007 Heisman Trophy winner from Florida then threw a wobbler over the middle that Tyrell Johnson easily intercepted and returned for 41 yards to set up a field goal."

Tebow gives 10 points to the other team, they lose by 7. Poor Denver made a bad move....

SCREW PATA
SCREW SHANNON
SCREW U
SCREW YOUR FANS
SCREW EVERYTHING U SUK
SCREW YOUR HISTORY
SCREW YOUR SPRAWLING TARPS
SCREW SORRY CONFERENCE
SCREW S.T.

CHEATERS CHEATERS CHEATERS CHEATERS


Posted by: bif pocoroba

Right now , he is a sad little man in his cubicle at a call center probably wearing a faded Jim Kelly cane jersey wishing that someone befriended him as a "yoot" but alas he wastes away at night in his mothers basement fighting imaginary blog wars.

PS I am not the on the Gator Clause

Posted by: Technology passes U by | September 03, 2010 at 01:54 PM

Ummm, you just POSTED that on the Gator Clause. You ARE the one on Gator Clause. Stupidity or hypocrisy, either way you are a complete loser.

Not waiting anymore for the fake Shandel quote link, fool. Obviously you can't back up your terrorist lies.

How's that football discussion going? not easy when you are getting owned right and left.

Ashley Slonina would be so proud to know her money is helping you out so much.

Posted by: Gator Incontinence

Wow - now you're reaching!

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=817730007&ref=ts

You probably have to have a facebook account which is useless to you as it would require friends

Tim Tebow was outplayed by Brady Quinn, perrennial bench QB.

Ashley Slonina, out"played" by Jamar Hornsby, perrential purse diver.

BTW, you have called me fool and moron. But I still gave you the links you accused me of making up. In return, I ask you to shine my shoes, spider. Go get your shine box!

Fake links that dont work are worthless, just like your mother.

Give me your email address and I will show you a screen shot. Better yet, befriend Shandel.

PS Your mama jokes now? Let get off moms cause I just got of yours.

"Hello, GAINESVILLE UNIVERSITY, my son would like to enroll. Can he major in MySpace? He can? Oh wonderful.

"What's that? He can minor in Madden 2010? Wonderful. Thank you."

Each day that passes, the value of the Gatard diploma sinks deeper and deeper.

But at least we can do our goofy Gaturd chomp. That is worth the tuition.

WHAT PUKE YOU ARE GATARDS.

Posted by: Why, why, why?

The kid you created facebook is a billionaire as are some gamers. Just because you use a typewriter doesn't mean technology can't evolve.

More SEC dominance...

UNC sits 12 vs LSU, which ain't there fault.

Facebook 101
MySpace 102
Friendster 103
Twitter 104
GatorClause 105
RacistTrolling 106
Starcraft 107
WorldOfWarcraft 108

This guy Curse piggy, the Gator troll with mother issues, has been trying to pass his 106 class for three years, but he is still a failure.

Posted by: Gator Incontinence's class list

Using correction tape on the typewriter 101
Roll down the window with your hand 102
Untangle the phone cord 103
Using your beeper 104
Cooking meatloaf with Mom 105
Talking to a girl 106
Remedial Talking to a girl 106B

SCREW PATA
SCREW SHANNON
SCREW U
SCREW YOUR FANS
SCREW EVERYTHING U SUK
SCREW YOUR HISTORY
SCREW YOUR SPRAWLING TARPS
SCREW SORRY CONFERENCE
SCREW S.T.

CHEATERS CHEATERS CHEATERS CHEATERS

Pittsburgh Steelers C Justin Hartwig now seeking a trade due to Florida Gators C Maurkice Pouncey grabbing the starting job.

How is that NCAA investigation coming? Funny UNC's punishment was swift because there was proof. None here because it didn't happen. Lawrence Timmons told me he had friends at duh u and when Nevin's book come out they are screwed.

Football conversation? Sorry cane troll. This is random comments and jokes (you). The real conversation takes place where u are not permitted.

Don't you have a stadium brawl to attend? Great job on the home fan on home fan melée during a home win in your "special" season. A glimpse of what December will bring.

Is it raining outside or just Lou Holtz and the Buck Toothed FU AD talking at the same time?

I'm hearing that Shapiro has dirt on Pata's dark past

Lift the veil of silence

Posted by: Now Thats a Lame Program

If it's rain, hurricanes will lose.

See VaTech last year.

If the game is even close be sure the zebras will make up a call to make sure FU wins the game. See Ark. or Ole Miss or LSU. Who will the zebras try to screw out of a victory this year? Buck Tooth could ask fat Pouncey to borrow some of that $100,000 to help pay them off

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