GAINESVILLE -- The point of Urban Meyer's spread-option offense is to create mismatches on the field. Meyer said last week that his offense is going to be more traditional this year. That's an over simplification, of course. That only means quarterback John Brantley won't double as the Gators' fullback. The spread-option offense isn't going anywhere at Florida, even if Brantley lines up under center in the red zone on Saturday. Just to help with any confusion, here are all the Gators' SLASH players who will create mismatches and make the spread-option work this season ...
1. OMARIUS HINES, 6-0, 219 pounds (Nice earring! Is that a Christmas ornament or a seashell?)
Listed position: tight end
Possible positions: tight end, slot receiver, wideout, H-back
Function in the spread offense: Hines is listed as a tight end but he's actually an oversized slot receiver. He will do a lot of the same things that UF tight end Aaron Hernandez did in 2009, but don't think of him as a carbon copy of Hernandez. Hines is much faster than Hernandez and will require defensive backs to cover him. This could help create mismatches in UF passing game and running game. Oh, and remember that shovel pass Hernandez would always catch from Tebow last season? Hines says that play is in the playbook for him this season.
2. CHRIS RAINEY, 5-9, 176 pounds
Listed position: slot receiver
Possible positions: slot receiver, running back
Function in the spread offense: Rainey is in the Percy Position. UF is hoping it will get more production out of the spot this year than in 2009. (No offense, Brandon James.) Rainey will run plenty of short patterns and motion inside as a running back. This is what I like to call the flag-football position of the Florida Gators' offense.
3. ANDRE DEBOSE, 5-11, 176 pounds
Listed position: wideout
Possible positions: wideout, slot receiver, running back
Function in the spread offense: Debose is Deonte Thompson's back-up on the outside, but Debose isn't exactly the same type of player as Thompson. From the outside, Debose can do a lot of things for the Gators, including run reverses.
4. JORDAN REED, 6-3, 240 pounds
Listed position: tight end
Possible positions: tight end, H-back, quarterback
Function in the spread offense: Reed is out of action for the first game with a bruised knee. When he returns, he will do a lot of things at tight end. UF coach Urban Meyer called Reed the Gators' "ace in the hole" at the QB position.
5. TREY BURTON, 6-2, 219 pounds
Listed position: quarterback
Possible positions: tight end, H-back, fullback, quarterback
Function in the spread offense: So, here's your Tebow clone, at least in the running game. Coaches love Burton and he'll likely line up in the backfield along with quarterback John Brantley. Two quarterbacks in the backfield, you say? Yes, think of the possibilities!
6. ROBERT CLARK, 5-8, 172 pounds
Listed position: slot receiver
Possible positions: slot receiver
Function in spread offense: Clark, a true freshman from West Palm Beach Dwyer, is one of the big surprises of the Gators' 2010 recruiting class. He is currently to the back-up to Rainey at the Percy position. Clark is small but apparently plays with a mean streak and doesn't shy away from contact. If Rainey separates his shoulder at some point this season, then Clark could play a big role for the Gators this season.
7. GERALD CHRISTIAN, 6-2, 240 pounds
Listed position: fullback
Possible functions: fullback, tight end, H-back
Function in the spread offense: Christian is currently the back-up at fullback behind T.J. Pridemore. That's more out of necessity than anything. Christian's future is at tight end at UF and that future could come sooner rather than later if Christian develops rapidly in practice this season.
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Posted by: Now Thats a Lame Program
good one.
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How low does the vaule of Gainesville U diploma fall?
Posted by: Take out the Gatard trash | September 03, 2010 at 03:19 PM
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Orange seats on one side hialeah delinquents on the other
Posted by: We be in grad school, thats my thesis! | September 03, 2010 at 03:28 PM
Im stunned! More cut and pastes from the FU hacks. Dont you guys/girls have to start grilling those rats for your Friday all you can eat BBQ feast
Posted by: Now Thats a Lame Program | September 03, 2010 at 03:31 PM
Posted by: Now Thats a Lame Program
You're on a roll.
Posted by: Watemelon got crushed | September 03, 2010 at 03:40 PM
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Posted by: cheat | September 03, 2010 at 04:01 PM
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Posted by: AJ | September 03, 2010 at 04:01 PM
Hey, Trey Burton, you rollin' with the thug life? Flashing those gangsta signs even though you are corn-pone trash just like your fans?
CONUNDRUM, Gatards, CONUNDRUM.
STARCRAFT.
INTERIORALLY.
EMMIT'S MONSTER DUMP.
THE EMBARASSMENT GROWS. THE TRASH PILE RISES HIGHER.
GATARDS, YOU ARE A LAUGHINGSTOCK.
Posted by: Take out the Gatard trash | September 03, 2010 at 04:16 PM
Who is bringing over the Armadillo inerts and maggots for our fresh trailorville stew? Wear your FU jorts and theres no cover charge.
A typical weekend at the trailor trash parks in Gville
Posted by: Now Thats a Lame Program | September 03, 2010 at 04:23 PM
SCREW PATA
SCREW SHANNON
SCREW U
SCREW YOUR FANS
SCREW EVERYTHING U SUK
SCREW YOUR HISTORY
SCREW YOUR SPRAWLING TARPS
SCREW SORRY CONFERENCE
SCREW S.T.
SCREW craig COOPER
SCREW MURDERER RAY LEWIS
CHEATERS CHEATERS CHEATERS CHEATERS
Posted by: cheat | September 03, 2010 at 04:49 PM
"cheat" is really losing it. Your mother must be so proud.
When she get's out on parole, make sure to tell her what you were doing in the meantime.
Bring the doublewide, she won't fit in a regular car.
Posted by: Gator Incontinence | September 03, 2010 at 05:06 PM
WHY WOULD TRAILER TRASH BE SO UPSET WITH THE CANES IF, AS THE 'NECKS SAY, THE CANES ARE HAS BEEN, IRRELEVANT, WEAK CONFERENCE, BLAH BLAH BLAH.
I MEAN, MANY TEAMS FIT THAT DESCRIPTION. JUST TO NAME ONE, WAZZU. ARE GATARD TRASH FANS ON THE WAZZU SIGHTS RIPPING THEM?
ANSWER: NO
REASON: WHITE TRASH 'NECKS ARE JEALOUS, INSECURE AND THREATENED BY THE MIGHTY MIAMI HURRICANES.
CONUNDRUM, TRAILER TRASH NATION, CONUNDRUM.
STARCRAFT..
INTERIORALLY.
EMMITT'S DUMP ON YOU.
HOW MUCH MORE CAN GAINESVILLE U TAKE?
Posted by: Take out the Gatard trash | September 03, 2010 at 05:06 PM
SCREW PATA
SCREW SHANNON
SCREW U
SCREW YOUR FANS
SCREW EVERYTHING U SUK
SCREW YOUR HISTORY
SCREW YOUR SPRAWLING TARPS
SCREW SORRY CONFERENCE
SCREW S.T.
SCREW craig COOPER
SCREW MURDERER RAY LEWIS
SCREW ORANGE UNIFORMS
CHEATERS CHEATERS CHEATERS CHEATERS
Posted by: cheat | September 03, 2010 at 05:11 PM
Seems like cheat might be into a bit of the wetdaddy
Posted by: Now Thats a Lame Program | September 03, 2010 at 05:22 PM