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Is Steve Newlin from 'True Blood' a clone of Tennessee Vols coach Derek Dooley?

GAINESVILLE -- Really, do I even need to ask? Wow, what a pair of Deep South heartthrobs.

Is Steve Newlin from True Blood a clone of Tennessee coach Derek Dooley? Just look at the pictures! You guys think I'm making a joke? OK, I am making a joke, but consider this before you totally laugh off this blog post. True Blood is a popular HBO series set in Louisiana. When the character of Steve Newlin was conceived for the show, Derek Dooley was still a coach at Louisiana Tech. Blam!

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PICTURED: Steve Newlin, Southern Baptist preacher and vampire killer. 


DerekDooleycropped PICTURED: Not Lane Kiffin.

-jo-

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That's great Joe! LOL!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

This is your follow-up to the chris rainey arrest (a-look-alike derek dooley)(shameful & lame).
Just like fox (faux) news, change the narrative to get back on message & ignore the bad news.
You all have had 30+ arrests under your absentee coach (when is enough enough).
I guess GAtor fan doesnt believe they can win with true student-athletes (ex. tebow) & can only win with thugs (ex. chris rainey, ronnie wison, jamar hornsby, gary brown, carlos dunlap, frankie hammond, carl johnson, etc. etc.) or else they would be demandin changes..

& when do GAtor reporters stop bein cheerleaders and/or intimidated & do some actual reportin on this mess.
You know its only a matter of when not if urbin pulls a pete carroll (you all saw how that worked out) & gets out of town b4 the posse arrives..

And when do cane fans stop worrying about the Gators and their arrest record and start worrying about the Canes and their sorry ass team??? Maybe if you guys spent a little more time devoted to your own team, you might actually sell out a game for once!! Who am I kidding, we know that'll NEVER happen!!

We never worry about Gators we just want to know why gators are cowards when it comes to playing the Canes. We have no respect for your lame excuses why your scared to schedule game annually. Oh thaht's right over the years we own you. Grow a pair & start playing Canes.

Canes own the series record. Results ON the field

And dumb 'neck Gatard fans are worried about attendance at Canes games?

How stupid can you backwater 'billies be?

Jo

These are Meyers core values for players:

1. Honesty
2. Respect women
3. No drugs
4. No stealing
5. No weapons

It sounds like Rainey threatend to kill the woman and her family. This is what he texted:

“Time to Die B—- u and ur???”

He not only threatend to kill her but called her a bi--h. Rainey admitted to it and police saw the text. How can Urban come out and say Rainey could return after an evaluation process.

Posted by: mark | September 15, 2010 at 02:03 PM

jo

Why did you not answer my question?

I will make it a little more simple. With the core values Urban set for his team do you think Rainey should be kicked off the squad?

Canes fans, no need to rip jo, nor is there a need to expect him to answer every question. After all, he still does far more for his team than Shandel ever did for the Canes.

jo has taken heat from Gator fans for even REPORTING these arrests, so don't act like he is a Gator apologist.

Just sayin...

And remember, jo has come out in favor of the Gators stopping their chicken dance and playing the Canes each year. So, just because he covers the Gators, don't assume he is a chicken Gator himself.

Canes cant talk football. BAHWHAHAHAHAHHA

All of this preseason hype only to follow it up with a miserable performance. All of their hopes and dreams got shot right down the toilet along with Jacory Harris. Now they are fixated on Gator football and anything negative that can come up. Well, guess what? Enjoy our ride again. We are undefeated so far, yet again meanwhile your football season is OVER.

This is football. Randy Shannon isnt a nursery school teacher or middle school teacher. It is football and at football Randy Shannon is a terrible, incompetent head coach. Enjoy it! You guys will continue to blow until you can nut up and try and bring in a real football coach. So enjoy the Gator season yet again. We have a real coach, one of the best in the game. Meanwhile you have a clown.

Your season is over! 8 months of waiting for that crap you saw last Saturday. That offense looked like a train wreck. Jacory is flat out terrible. The good news is you have plenty of FAMU type football teams on your schedule where you can pretend they are a legit team and that you are back.

The season is here and Canes fans are already quiet about their team.

AWESOME!! Enjoy these 4 months Gator fans, you wont have to hear crap about their team from them, that is, until the season is over and the HYPE and HYSTERIA begins again.

wheres Rocky Top? that UTard was on this board yesterday for over 12 hrs yesterday.

Posted by: Huntley is on Urban's Speed Dial | September 16, 2010 at 08:58 AM


I am not trying to rip jo in any way. In fact I think he is as unbiased as he can be without the natives burning him at the stake. Thats why I asked his opinion.

But an opinion is inherently biased, so I'll pass until the Herald promotes me to full-time columnist. If I had a daughter who went to UF, I might have answered you differently.

-jo-

Is it not your opinion that Steve Newlin is a clone of Dereck Dooley? I can understand you dodging the question but many of your blogs are based on opinion.

Gators stopping their chicken dance and playing the Canes each year.

Hey cane clowns you are lucky not to play the Gators every year. They would have a 6 game winning streak on you clowns like they do on FSU.

Wake Forest gives you tough games. UNC owns you. You go play a slow OSU team and you manage 10 points on offense? Come on. Miami is a mediocre ACC team. Last time you played the Gators you 150 yards of offense. Wake up clowns.

Until you play in a football conference stop talking punks. ACC is a piece of garabage as we saw last weekend. No real contenders.

UM? 352 yards of offense against a very good OSU defense.

UF? 212 yards of offense against a very bad Miami of Ohio defense. 26 yards after three quarters.

I guess we have different definitions of "train wreck", you homophobic obsessed hater with mother issues.

..........crickets..........


Is it not your opinion that Steve Newlin is a clone of Dereck Dooley? I can understand you dodging the question but many of your blogs are based on opinion.

Posted by: mark | September 16, 2010 at 10:36 AM
________________________________________________

Well played, Mark. I have to admit, you're the ... man.

-jo-

I guess we have different definitions of "train wreck", you homophobic obsessed hater with mother issues.

Homophobic? Says the guy (canesrule) that posts dozens of gay themed posts weekly. Does the portland skank know about your fixation on all things gay?

WHAT A CLOWN

FYI, if you're headed to Knoxville, Tenn., this weekend be prepared to see some of these.

http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/09/16/time-to-die-t-shirts-all-the-rage-on-rocky-top/?related=1

-jo-

All that matters.

Gators 2-0 in the SEC

Canes 1-1 in the weak ACC and one of those wins was against a 1-AA team in FAMU, when you guys got in a big circle je#$. That Canes offense is a complete joke. WOooooo they have Leonard Hankerson--bawhahahahah what a stud....BAHWHAHAHAHAHAHA

how about jacory Harris---dude is too busy coming up with unfunny outfits than playing football. Dude should be hitting a squat rack and maybe getting into football shape. Guy was putting on an act so he had an excuse for all those terrible INTs. Make no mistake about it, those INTs were terrible. Shannon has to stick up for Harris because he put all his eggs in one basket with him. He scared off all his QB "talent" and now is left with this overrated, skinny, floater QB. No wonder why all those QBs left. They all saw Jacory throwing pick after pick in practices. There is no way Jacory should be even starting. He is terrible. Flat out terrible and that was with little to no pressure. Wait till he is hit a few times in the mouth. That guy will fold quickly.
Now Randy had to shut down Twitter accounts because his QB is more interested in unfunny comedy than actually being a QB. Actually that is the only good coaching move Randy Shannon has made since being at Miami.

He is a joke. Jacory is a joke. Marcus Forston is a joke. Leonard Hankerson going pro always makes me laugh. He is a joke. That OL is a joke. The overhyped preseason looks pretty stupid now!!!

Once Wannstache beats you, those fans will be ready to go after Shannon. I hope Miami wins so they can keep that incompetent coach down there forever!

Posted by: Donna Shalala | September 16, 2010 at 11:41 AM

D'ohhhhhh! The truth bidtches! You forgot That supposed all world Allen Bailey is a cruel joke. and he's there top NFL prospect. UM doesn't develop anything anymore except excuses. They're too soft to admit that they were simply out played, out schemed, Out coached by an all around better team. After an ENTIRE summer of polluting our blogs with how great they would be. Now they have no ranked opponents remaining and their season is TOAST. What an F'in joke they are.

so, what is the difference between having no ranked opponents left, and winning every game (Canes), with having ranked opponents and getting smashed by them (Gatards)?

How dumb can 'Billy Nation be? You get dumber by the post, 'necks.

Dumb 'billy (and I think that means all Gatard fans) who referenced Bailey, let's discuss your perception of the following:

1. DeBose;
2. Patchan;
3. Moody.

Need I go on? Ignorant insecure 'necks. I think your trailer park needs a good dusting. Please remove the weeds from the tractor tires

Need I go on? Ignorant insecure 'necks. I think your trailer park needs a good dusting. Please remove the weeds from the tractor tires

If you haven't noticed yet most of the people here are actually in Miami not in Gainesville so your stupid trailer trash stuff doesn't make sense. You are a moron and you prove it with every post.

Plus there are more trailer parks and trash here in Miami than in Gainesville so get your facts straight moron. Ever been to the neighborhood where you rent your stadium????You are a moron.

Bailey BUST
Jacory BUST
Forston BUST
Hank BUST
A Brown BUST
Cooper BUST
Marve BUST
B Brown PUNK'D
Ohomo BUST
James BUST
Shields BUST
COOKIE...BUST
DVD BUST

Good god I've got work to do...I don't have a wee to list all the others

correction:

Ohomo BUSTed

B Brown PUNK'D U

apologize for any inconvenience

Hello Lizards,

just checking on your blog to see if there have been more arrets reported .

ANYONE ?

Anyone else see the shirts going around Tennessee with Time to Die on them? #1, it speaks to how tasteless those fans are when mocking domestic violence, and #2, who are they to speak when they've had their own problem with arrests (hello Nu'qeese and company as well as the guy who beat up the cop???)

Do the real Gatard fans on this blog know that it is infested by a Pig? The one who posts the same repetitive garbage under dozens of aliases, most recently "man up chumps."

You want your blog to improve? Kick that sick Pig off of it. So long as he is free to post here and on Cane sights, the blogs devolve into mass garbage.

Notice how this stupid Pig posts Cane stuff on a Gator blog. Why would this sick PIG do such a thing?

PIG, the floor is yours (and don't pretend you don't know that you are the PIG).

Right on. So maybe that crappy UFElony education did some good and the Gatards realize what a dump Trailerville is so they make the right decision and move to the best city in this state, Miami.

You, of course, are always free to move back to Trailerville but something tells me you won't, dumb 'neck.

One tour per lifetime in that crap hole is enough.

You are dismissed, PPIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGG..

Posted by: To Pig:

Thank you for the warm introduction. Try the meatloaf, I'll be here all week. Take my wife,...please. Seriously, folks - has their ever been a team that wins more national championships in July then duh u? Has the Tooth Fairy issued an apology to Tressell yet? He probably can get the camera crew from the Boogie Monster 3 movie to film it for him. I noticed on INT12's facebook page he plans on dressing up as a Lion in lieu of a Panther when he gets of the bus next Thursday. The reason Randy Shannigans shut down twitter is because JaPicky's tweets were getting intercepted.

Thank you all have a good night

lol

Posted by: To Pig:

Unbelievable, your giving credit to UM for the City of Miami? So does UM get credit for the crime rate, banana republic politics, and LIV?

Jacory's favorite plane is the MiG-25P Foxbat

Just to prove how sick this Pig is, whenever he is wounded, busted, or called out for his idiocy, he reverts to posting or referencing Bryan Pata.

Your disgusting yet simple ways are so transparent Pig. You were wounded then you come back posting or referencing Pata. Just shows what a sick coward you are.

I laugh because I am me, and you are a slob Pig forced to look in the mirror each day at that grotesque figure.

I win, Pig. I win.

Die a slow painful death, Pig.

You are dismissed.

Jacory's favorite receiver is...

THE LINE BAKKUH !!

try the meatloaf.

"Die a slow painful death, Pig."

Can't I file a stalking charge against you, now?

NEVIN SHAPIRO

it looms like brain cancer...

the end is near.

How many signed jerseys does it take to get Nevin Shapiro to not squeal? SEVENTEEN

try the veal

I guess we have different definitions of "train wreck", you homophobic obsessed hater with mother issues.

Homophobic? Says the guy (canesrule) that posts dozens of gay themed posts weekly. Does the portland skank know about your fixation on all things gay?

WHAT A CLOWN

Posted by: jay | September 16, 2010 at 11:17 AM

Yawn.

First I was accused of being Sarasota Cane, now you think I am canesrule. Wrong both times.

I don't post comments about gays. jo can check that (though I doubt he feels the need).

I do however DEFEND Donna Shalala from unfounded accusations, just as you would do for Tim Tebow, right? That doesn't make you OBSESSED with all things gay, or does it?

Funny how you guys claim we aren't discussing football, yet you IGNORED the whole section of the post that discussed.... FOOTBALL.

Canesrule, as far as I know, has never changed his ID all the time the way Curse Piggy does. In fact, I don't recall him referring to Curse of Art Kehoe, the racist troll that started this whole thing, as Curse Piggy.

Go ahead and believe me to be canesrule though, your inability to see the truth before your own eyes is just another example of your weaknesses.

Nevin is a liar. He doesn't know anything and is just trying to bring THE U down with him...oh and Go Vols!

Huntley is on Urban's Speed Dial

Sorry for the mistake. Why would anyone who is a U fan who camp out on the Gator Blog when UF and duh U don't play each other is weird, no? Seems a bit obessesive.

Bailey BUST
Jacory BUST
Forston BUST
Hank BUST
A Brown BUST
Cooper BUST
Marve BUST
B Brown PUNK'D
Ohomo BUST
James BUST
Shields BUST
COOKIE...BUST
DVD BUST

Good god I've got work to do...I don't have a wee to list all the others


Posted by: man up chumps | September 16, 2010 at 12:15 PM

Wow, for someone that is so obsessed with the Canes, you sure don't know the truth about the Canes.

Bailey - On Nagurski award watchlist, first guy the opponents work their offensive protection schemes for, likely NFL draft pick.

Jacory - Won the starting QB job over "the savior" Robert Marve. National Championship in high school for Northwestern. On Heisman award watchlist, first guy the opponents work their defensive protection schemes for, likely NFL draft pick.

Hankerson - Top receiver on the Canes, on the Biletnikoff award watchlist, averaging 100 yards per game receiving this year, likely NFL draft pick.

Cooper - Recovered from a major knee injury in record time, likely NFL draft pick.

Ojomo - Recovered from a broken jaw to start for the Canes this year, likely NFL draft pick.

James - Edgerrin James a Bust? You really are delusional. Or maybe you meant Javarris James, currently in the NFL on the Patriots.

Shields - Currently IN the NFL, was the talk of the Green Bay preseason.

A Brown NOT A CANE
Marve NOT A CANE
B Brown NOT A CANE

Good god I've got work to do...I don't have all week to list all your other mistakes.

Typical GAtor dribble & Cane envy. Instead of talkin about thier THUGS, thier PROBLEMS & thier RENEGADE program. Its Canes this & Canes that.
Can any of you meth heads NOT mention the CANES in a post????
WE KNOW U SELL OUT THE SWAMPHOLE (no plumbin) & WE DONT SELL OUT R RENTED SUPER BOWL STADIUM (has plumbin). (but please, try another argument)

"was the talk of the Green Bay preseason." (so was the new jimmy dean brauts)


Nice defense, counselor....thank god we do have Huntley.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/sports/gators/commentary-floridas-urban-meyer-should-kick-chris-rainey-918395.html


"I think that's a part of society that's a failure," Meyer said of his view on the craven practice of men beating and bullying women. "That's an issue in society. It is not an issue on this team."

"Canes cant talk football. BAHWHAHAHAHAHHA"

Sure we can.
5 > 3. National Titles
3 > 0. Undefeated Seasons
28 > 26. Head to Head record.
1-1 versus real competition and risking going on the road to drop 2 spots since the start of the season > 2-0 while struggling versus freebies while avoiding leaving the home state to drop SIX spots since the start of the season.
352 yards offense versus OSU > 212 yards offense versus Miami of Ohio.

"All of this preseason hype only to follow it up with a miserable performance."
Miserable performance? On the road versus a team ranked 10 spots higher than them, they stayed in the game until the end. We did better than expected by the national media, and that is why we are the highest ranked 1 loss team in the nation. As those above us lose, we will move ahead of them. Or are you saying there will be 16 undefeated teams at the end of the season?

"All of their hopes and dreams got shot right down the toilet along with Jacory Harris."
Did this loss impact our chances for an ACC title? No? Then you are wrong again homophobe. Top ranked ACC team as well, we still have hopes and dreams that the OSU loss cannot touch.

"Now they are fixated on Gator football and anything negative that can come up."
So, when we don't post here, it is because we lost. When we do post here, it is because we lost.

"Well, guess what? Enjoy our ride again. We are undefeated so far, yet again meanwhile your football season is OVER."
Hmmm, 1 loss means the season is over? I guess that means the Gator season has been over EVERY SINGLE YEAR OF THEIR HISTORY. Got Undefeated?

"This is football. Randy Shannon isnt a nursery school teacher or middle school teacher."
This is football. Urban Meyer isnt a nursery school teacher or middle school teacher either.

"It is football and at football Randy Shannon is a terrible, incompetent head coach."
Really? 2 games improvement each year, has his team ranked in the Top 25. I guess there are only 16 competent head coaches, and some of that "competency" is based on dodging real competition.

"Enjoy it! You guys will continue to blow until you can nut up and try and bring in a real football coach. So enjoy the Gator season yet again. We have a real coach, one of the best in the game. Meanwhile you have a clown."
Randy Shannon is a clown? he keeps his players from tweeting bacuase of the danger of a comment being written at 3am that could get them in trouble. Urban doesn't stop his players from doig such things, which gives us 30 arrests and tons of "citations" coming out of Gainesville.

"Your season is over!"
Hooray! A 1 loss season. Ties the BEST the Gators have EVER done.

"8 months of waiting for that crap you saw last Saturday. That offense looked like a train wreck."
Again, 352 yards of offense against a top defense, while you guys are still figuring out how to complete a center snap, or get yardage in the first three quarters (sure are good at the late cheap TD though, gotta give you credit where due), or get through one game without a suspended player.

"Jacory is flat out terrible. The good news is you have plenty of FAMU type football teams on your schedule where you can pretend they are a legit team and that you are back."
Brantley is flat out terrible. The good news is you have plenty of Miami of Ohio type football teams on your schedule where you can pretend they are a legit team and that you are back."

"The season is here and Canes fans are already quiet about their team."
Really? I sure haven't heard much from you guys about YOUR team from your own posts. You guys didn't even DISCUSS the USF game, are not discussing the Tennessee game, and are trying to FORGET the Miami of Ohio game.

"AWESOME!! Enjoy these 4 months Gator fans, you wont have to hear crap about their team from them, that is, until the season is over and the HYPE and HYSTERIA begins again."
AWESOME!! Enjoy these 4 months Canes fans, you will get to hear crap about their team from them, that is, until they play Alabama and the excuses and racial attacks begin again."

Posted by: Fake Donna Shalala, the guy that STILL hasn't provded any proof of his attacks on the President of the University of Miami, a woman he is so obsessed with that he created a Typepad ID in her name. | September 16, 2010 at 09:02 AM

Too much to read, did it say anything about Nevin?

ESPN's Kirk Herbstreit joined me on the show Wednesday morning and was encouraged by the Miami Hurricanes' performance againts No. 2 Ohio State in Columbus.

“I looked at Miami and I looked at a team that was physical, I looked at a team that was athletic," Herbstreit said. "I looked at a team that, if Ohio State’s number two in the country, then how can Miami be a team that’s not considered a top 10 team?

"Because, if you eliminate those mistakes, Miami’s playing right there with Ohio State. Athletically, maybe more gifted than Ohio State," he added.

"There’s no reason that this team should not have a chance to win every single game they play the rest of the season.”

Why would anyone who is a U fan who camp out on the Gator Blog when UF and duh U don't play each other is weird, no? Seems a bit obessesive.

Posted by: Nevin is on the NCAA's Speed Dial | September 16, 2010 at 01:17 PM

It's called retaliation for the racist UF troll that attacks Canes blogs 24/7/365 over the past three years. It appears to be working since he is kept busy here instead of on our blogs. Better to take the battle to the homeland of the terrorist than to let them attack innocents in our own homeland.

Why anyone who is a UF fan would camp out on all the Canes Blogs from 5am to 11pm and sometimes even during regular sleeping hours when UF and duh U don't play each other is weird, no? Seems a bit obsessive.

Why anyone who is a UF fan would create a Typepad ID of the President of the University of Miami and attack her personal life when UF and the U don't play each other is weird, no? Seems a bit obsessive.

ESPN's Kirk Herbstreit joined me on the show Wednesday morning and was encouraged by the Miami Hurricanes' performance againts No. 2 Ohio State in Columbus.

“I looked at Miami and I looked at a team that was physical, I looked at a team that was athletic," Herbstreit said. "I looked at a team that, if Ohio State’s number two in the country, then how can Miami be a team that’s not considered a top 10 team?

"Because, if you eliminate those mistakes, Miami’s playing right there with Ohio State. Athletically, maybe more gifted than Ohio State," he added.

"There’s no reason that this team should not have a chance to win every single game they play the rest of the season.”

Its obvious that Herbstreet has a man crush on Miami but facts are facts.

Miami had 10 points generated on offense and needed 2 special teams TD's to even be in the game. 2 tds on special teams is a fluke.

But more importantly as has been proven many times in past, OSU is always overrated. They are not the #2 team in the country. Pryor is not an elite QB. He is a good runner but thats it.

Quote who ever you want but the results on the field are what matters. And these days they aren't favorable for the who.

Did that dude above just brag about being #1 in the ACC????

Your team is a joke! You played two games..TWO, one against a division 1-AA team and you already have a loss. This was supposed to be "your year". Well, it isnt. After excUse after excUse the previous years as to why your team has 4-7 losses, you are on that road again.

The Gators play in the SEC, unanimously the toughest conference in all of college football. Canes play in the ACC, who continually prove week in and WEAK out how bad that conference is. Their only excitement was keeping it close against LSU--defending a LOSS. LSU who is now a middle of the pack SEC team.

The Canes have shown nothing but the fact they are another 4-7 loss team again.

How many NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS have the Canes won by first playing in a conference title game?? Answer that and until you can go undefeated doing that, nothing in the 80s where there was rampant cheating, weak schedule, no conference championship game, and home national title games is going to impress me. You cant even win the WEAK ACC or even show up to their championship game.

You are bragging about the offensive performance the Canes put up last week??? Are you serious??? That was a joke!!! Dont forget that score could have been much, much worse and wasnt nearly as close as the score indicated. The Canes never gave anyone fear that they were going to win. They are undisciplined and have terrible coaches. TERRIBLE. Their savior is supposed to be Jacory who is on pace again to have another terrible year turning over the football and he wasnt even pressured. Imagine when you play Duke, and they pressure him?

Improvement every year??? Only in record only not the showing on the field where they continuously collapse at the end of the year. The losses and who you lost to are a joke. Dont forget all those games you luckily pulled out--it could have easily been another 3 losses---see Wake, Duke, FSU--where FSU lost the game, winning didnt win it. FSU dropped the ball at the end--Miami Didnt make a play.

You "Canes fans" are clueless about football. CLUELESS!!! You think that crap they put on the field is improvement??? You lost in your second game..SECOND. Probably would have lost the first game if you could have scheduled a division 1 school instead of 1-AA.

If you think Ohio State is a #1 team, I would hate to see the thrashing Alabama or another SEC school would put on you.

Have fun struggling against VTECH, GTECH, FSU, and the rest of the mediocre ACC. Keep believing this year will be an "improvement"..maybe you will have 3 losses...that would be such an improvement. What a joke! All this HYPE and you are hearing all the excUses about a loss in the 2nd game.

SECOND GAME===not middle of the season or end of the year...SECOND GAME...EAT IT CANES FANS...YOU HAVE A SORRY COACH...TERRIBLE and a highly overrated QB!!!! Enjoy another "improvement"...WHAT A JOKE!!!!

The rate you are improving you should win the ACC in 125 years!

Keep talking about arrests all you want.

Shapiro will let us know what really goes on at the U.

Im sure none of Randy's players are getting in trouble. Sure they are not. No 7 th floor crew anymore.

The only thing Randy does well is cover up what is really going on.

But don't worry Shapiro has volunteered to help you guys come clean.

You will fall hard punks.


Posted by: Donna Shalala | September 16, 2010


Too much to read, did it say anything about Rainey?


Argue all you want about off the field issues because on the field Miami sucks. Plain and simple.

Can't win a basketball conference.

That is funny.The team that considers themselves football elite can't win a basketball conference.

BAWHAHAHAHAHA

9-3-10 gators are ranked #4

9-16-10 gators are ranked #10

This after two wins? Someone please tell me how this happens?

John Brantley--throws to the correct team

Jacory Harris is color blind

No comparison, plus this is Brantleys first year starting. He is in Canes talk "young". Although Jacory will still be young even 5 years after he graduates. Heck, he could get a job photoshopping or wearing funny outfits on the side of the road collecting change.

It hurts for these Canes fans to keeping thinking they are back and then try and justify losses. Only after the SECOND game. Only the second. The Canes still have a season full of losses left.

What should be Miami's new excuse for losing?

a. We are too old (can't use we are to young anymore)

b. Too many people at the horseshoe. We only play in front of 20k at home so we were really nervous.

c. Miami players twitted the game plan by accident

d. One of Jacory's multiple personalities thinks he plays for the other team and therefore looks for them on passing plays.

8 QT's of football and you have SUCKED in five of them against CREAM PUFFS. Ur dropping like a rock after wins. Whats going to happen WHEN you LOSE because you WILL. You are the LAUGHING stock of college football. NO one respects you. The ONLY reason your in the news is to talk about how BAD you have played against EASY opponets and all the ARRESTS under urbans watch.

All that matters...right now Gators undefeated.

Canes have a loss....

enjoy your "young team filled with cokers players"...BAHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PS Miami's recruiting next year looks just as subpar...

Offense and Deffense rankings through week two:

Offense:

Canes #65 in the nation.

gators #92 in the nation.

Defense:

Canes #23 in the nation.

gators #28 in the nation.

We have played the # 2 team in the nation at their place. You have played two CUP CAKES at home.

What a dumb cane cluck...throws up the Herbstreit says duh U should be a Top 10 team - like the Gators!

Retalitation? Suuuuuure you're not canerules!

All that matters...right now Gators undefeated.

YOU and EVERYONE in the nation KNOWS it's only a matter of TIME before the gators crap the bed.

What a dumb cane cluck...throws up the Herbstreit says duh U should be a Top 10 team - like the Gators!

Posted by: Ur a JOKE

Cane fan on the Gator Blog fighting an anonymous 'war' of retaliation - now that's a joke.

Did you sign the truce with the Hamburglar yet? Or is that when you sign on a rocky top?

We have played the # 2 team in the nation at their place. You have played two CUP CAKES at home

Posted by: Ur a JOKE


Your whole conference is a cupcake so it evens out.

Alex, What is Jame Madison?

Undefeated Gatards dropping like a stone. Every win garners you minus 2-3 spots in the polls.

It would be fitting of your garbage program and history to be the first team to finish undefeated and ranked 34th. Of course, we know the Vols will make sure that doesn't happen. Beatdown = T-minus 48 hrs.

You are the national laughingstock, Gatards. Pig, you are a national disgrace.

Die a slow painful death tonight.

Hey Gaytors, well see how sorry you look when you play Alabama! ROLL TIDE WWWWOOOOOOOOOO

Hilarious.

So, any team that loses in their first two games are unable to win the National Championship?

1983 Hurricanes are laughing at you. In fact, anyone will tell you that if you are going to get a loss, it is better to have it early in the season. But then, you already knew that.

Oh, and go ahead believing that I am canesrule, it matters not a bit to me. i am just happy to see that my efforts are working at keeping the sicko racist off the Canes blogs.


http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/os-florida-gators-arrests-list-20100915,0,2266320.story

Posted by: Long read, but a good read | September 16, 2010 at 01:58 PM

That list is five PAGES long already! The original author has already been sent away for offending Lord Urban, but his words remain....

Retalitation? Suuuuuure you're not canerules!

Posted by: Nevin is on the NCAA's Speed Dial | September 16, 2010 at 02:34 PM

Lair! I did NOT spell it wrong, fool. Nice try, but anyone that scrolls up will see that YOU spelled it wrong, sicko.

Funny I thought you discredited one loss NCs but apparently you grasp at anything.

Oh, and I know the word is Liar, that was a typo.

Stupid Pig is killing this blog. That's ok, Pig. You will be banned here, just like on other blogs, then will have to talk to yourself.

Maybe you already do, Pig. Are you still a virgin?

REPUGNANT.

lets move from the arrests gatards, Some of you say we (Canes) had all the preseason Hype.
Not from what a saw. gators extremely overanked @#3. dropped to 10 playing cupckaes at home. One by the way Miami beat on the road last year more handily.
We start #13 (less hype) lose on the road to a top 2 team. Only drop 4 spots opposed two the gaytors 6 spots. so who had the miserable performance?? Its the tards, and anyone outside gator nation (alachua county) knows this. What happened to reloading?? Shalala

And Rainey sucks anyway. your better off, that midget was gonna cost you turnovers against UT.
If you got HD and a big screen you can see him bobble the ball almost every tackle.

Dear Diary,

The war on the gator blog drags on but I got the pig good today(asked him if he was a virgin). The gators fight hard and they can be mean but I will anonymously defend duh u 365/24/7 if I have to. I hope I can make it through the battle without any injuries to my lower or upper extremities. I feel that I need more help and think I should start building depths.

Signed, me.

Joe -- this is how it is in S. Fla. We have to listen to these Gator hater knuckle heads spew this crazy stuff in person at restaurants, bars, and the workplace.

I'm sure in Alabama the vitriol doesn't get to this between 'Bama and Auburn fans.

Dear Diary,

Ronnie Wilson and I went for a late night ride using some of that "cash advance" I got from that dead girl Ashley Slonina. Ronnie of course called "shotgun", he never gets tired of that joke. We picked up Rainey, he wanted to go see his girl, but she told him to get lost, that he was drunk and hadn't bathed in three days (both true). We told him that is what happens when you date those older women. He got all upset and typed that he was gonna kill her and her whole family. Ronnie offered him an AK-47. I hold him to wait, because if he was gonna do that, I wanted to know where their purse was.

Then she called him back, and he was dumb enough to believe her when she said to come on over. Good thing we left him there, the cops were right around the corner.

Keep playing sicko, you will continue to lose.

BTW, you sure have been quiet on the Sun Sentinel blog, cowardice getting to you? Stunning, a Chicken Gator acting Chicken!

Posted by: Jamar Hornsby

Imitation is the best form of flattery.

Thanks!

Anyone see Urban dance and jump like a cheerleader after the personal foul call to give the tards there first first down.
Classic

December looms

u lose

He has the goods but he's a liar right? Why did Mr. Integrity let a "liar" get so close to the program in the first place

U

B

SCREWED

Is my record really 22-18 overall? 11-13 in the weak ACC?

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHA

Wisconsin called, they formally asked the NCAA if they could play a real team in their December bowl game this year instead of that joke ACC team they beat up last year.

Is that bloated QB of yours still rolled up at the buffet preparing for his beatdown in Knoxville Saturday? I see the UF morons are still worrying about a team they dont play. Worry more about making up the excuses you will need when you leave 2-1
GO VOLS

Sure Canes fan pretending to be a Vols fan. I knew you guys would be all over the Gator boards once you lost and here you are. Enjoy our season, because you will be agonizing over yours.

P.S. any word back from the doctor on Jacory's eyesight? It seemed really bad on Saturday.

Miami has lost three of their last five games against D-1 opponents.

That is what Canes fans call "improvement".

Pig is repugnant. Trash of human. Killing this Gatard blog.

Hey, Gatard trash, you want to improve your blog and rid it of any Canes fan, ban the stupid Pig. He is already banned in most other sights. This is all he has left.

Ask yourself why this bloated bovine posts nothing but Canes on this blog? Do ya know, do ya know, do ya know?

Cut this cancer out and you can go back to some sense of normalcy. Give it a try.

Nevin is on the NCAA's Speed Dial | September 16, 2010 at 03:24 PM

Imitation is the best form of flattery.

Thanks, hypocrite!

If it makes you feel better to say im a fake Vols fan then good for you, I could care less what you morons from UF think. When your team leaves Neyland Stadium you will be 2-1 and your QB will still be fat.
GO VOLS

Pig has inhaled 6 of the last 7 pizzas to be delivered to his trailer park. That is what he calls a "diet."

You suck Pig. Bashed at every turn.

Huh? What? Depths? No Twitta!

Pig has inhaled 6 of the last 7 pizzas to be delivered to his trailer park. That is what he calls a "diet."

Good one - keep 'em coming.

I am fond of....You 're so fat you put a belt on with a boomerang

Our number of tweets have decreased 75% since the university of miami football team has been banned. Maybe they can focus on football now? Maybe Jacory will throw more to his team than the opponent? Maybe Marcus Forston will actually make a play, talk about a disappointment. Maybe Demarcus Van Dyke can cover someone. Well maybe that is too much of a dream.

Posted by: Rocky Top 2-1

So let me get this straight - You're a die hard Vol fan living in Knoxville and the first place you try to talk trash (with your brand new typepad account) is the Miami Herald which is 4 hours away from Gainesville. ooookkkkkaaayyy you got me fooled

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