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If you go to a Gator Club outing, wear a belt: Muschamp might charm the pants off you

Image05032011184655 Did You Know: While examining fossilized stomach contents of the Xiphactinus audax, a predatory fish from the Late Cretaceous period, researchers were able to determine that the animal swallowed its last meal (a 6-foot-long fish) whole, and the prey thrashed around in the Xiphactinus' stomach until it choked it?

Pretty crazy right? Well, that's the most interesting thing I learned during Will Muschamp's speech to the Central Florida Gator Club on Tuesday night, which took place in the surreal setting of the Orlando Science Center's dinosaur exhibit, hence the photo (that's Muschamp in the middle below the banner) and newfound knowledge.

OK, OK, I'm kidding (but not about the location). In fact, Muschamp was his usual, engaging self on the evening, offering a masterful blend of preaching core values while also keeping people laughing. He has six stops left on his tour (schedule here), which feels like a string of stump speeches where he's campaigning for Gators fans to love him. He's doing a great job.

I got a little risky with that lead-in, but if you're still with me, here are some notable moments:

  • One fan praised him for kicking Janoris Jenkins off the team, which led to a round of applause (Re-elect Sheriff Muschamp! He's cleaning up the streets!). He wasn't about to bask in it, but he did urge fans to refrain from making judgments about private decisions (like the Jenkins one) without knowing all the facts. Since he's not going to share those facts, I guess that's him politely asking everyone to shut up.
  • Jenkins said Muschamp gave him the boot without hearing him out, but Muschamp told reporters Tuesday that he presented a few options before making the decision. He added that he doesn't think the Gators have a marijuana problem, and while he declined to say Jenkins' punishment was meant to send a message to the team, this general quote pretty much sums it up: "Sometimes actions speak louder than words."
  • He was very complimentary of quarterback John Brantley, saying he had a great spring and adding, "Everybody wants to bellyache about the spring game, but we've got to play better around him," citing poor pass protection as a major factor. The largest bottle of Pepto Bismol ever made won't stop my Orange and Blue Game Brantley Bellyache, unless it also erases memories.
  • He expects everyone healthy by June 22, with running back Mack Brown being the last one. He said he always rips on Chris Rainey for not being able to beat Jeff Demps in a race, had high praise for safety Matt Elam and cornerback Jeremy Brown and even lauded receiver Deonte Thompson (though he added the hilarious comment that Thompson needs to improve on "finishing plays").
  • Muschamp said his main focus is the line of scrimmage, as that's where he believes games are won in the SEC. That's also his biggest area of concern because of depth: "I think we've got quality players, but I'm worried about our numbers. ... We don't have the numbers to have guys getting injured, so we've got to be smart." I have to call him out here though, as he called guard James Wilson "John." To be fair, Wilson has been hurt since Muschamp arrived, so maybe that's why. Side note: James played at my high school and is a great person, and though injuries have derailed his career, I'm not giving up hope that he's going to make sure everyone knows his name this year.
  • On a fan's concern that offensive coordinator Charlie Weis may have a tough time adjusting to the SEC: "Charlie Weis has coached in four Super Bowls. I think he'll be OK."
  • When he hired defensive coordinator Dan Quinn, Muschamp said Jason Taylor texted him in disbelief that he could pull that off.
  • On recruiting at UF: "There's a lot of great scenery, and I'm not just talking about the trees." A little creepy, but right on, coach.
  • When athletics director Jeremy Foley first called him about the job, Muschamp saw the 352 area code and was skeptical (Gainesville was 904 when he lived here). "I have a lot of buddies who like playing jokes," he said, so when the caller identified himself as Foley, Muschamp said "What do you want?" Foley responded with "Uh, maybe this isn't a good time," at which point Muschamp realized it was for real.
  • Muschamp was big on reminding the crowd that he grew up going to UF games and is familiar with the SEC, two facts that seem to have everyone really jacked up. He told a funny story about how he used to sell Coca-Cola at games, but when he relayed that to a previous audience, Foley called to ban him from using the C-word (UF has a contract with Pepsi), so he now says "I don't remember what it was, but it was something like Pepsi."
  • He also made sure to bring up a lot of Gators legends, saying he brought in Fred Taylor, Wilber Marshall (his favorite player) and Tim Tebow to speak with the team. He had to show the players highlights of Marshall so they'd know who he was.

Now, Muschamp is really a hit on the road with his southern charm and embrace of UF history, but I've picked up a sentiment that's really alarming. I've heard/seen a few comments of fans griping about Urban's personality (or lack thereof), such as the guy in front of me Tuesday, who said "Urban would have been on his plane back to Gainesville right now." Well yea, he needed a little extra time to get through security because of those rings on his fingers.

But that got me wondering how widespread the feeling is. Meyer was always an outsider in the south whereas Muschamp is a good ol' boy, but does that matter to you? It clearly does to some, and from what I saw in Orlando, that's probably only going to spread from here.

In my mind, Meyer should be unassailable based on the success he had here. It will likely never be replicated, but I'm becoming increasingly convinced that Meyer will always rank below Steve Spurrier and any other winning coach who has the right accent. What are your thoughts?

And if you have any other thoughts or questions, fire away. There was a lot of other material I'm not about to cram in here, and if I can't answer your question now, I'll ask The Man at the next Gator Club event I go to.


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Just like the gators relevance, the Science Museum reflects things from the past. Great job coach, this actually sets the tone for the future of the program, you will have to dig deep to find any relevance.

Thanks McCall... good job.

Thanks for the post Mike! My memories of the Spurrier era ar filled with aerial assaults and td's. My memory of Meyer's days are filled with worry about whether we could score enough to win running the dive play every other down. Don't get me wrong, I loved Urban Meyer, but he made me a nervous wreck. So yes, in my book he is slightly below Spurrier despite having twice as many championship rings.

I would love to know Muschamp's opinion on Driskel. What are the chances he gets to start this year?

Well, my memories of the Urban era are big offensive plays in '07 and '08, great defenses in '06, '08, and '09, and general toughness from '05 to '09.

One mediocre year should not wipe out all the success he had here.

Thank you Urban, welcome Will, and Go Gators!

2 SEC and national championships, 3 SEC championship game appearances, 5 straight wins over FSU under him (including 2 at Doak, 2 more than Spurrier ever won), a return to national prominence. Yeah, I think he ranks a little higher than Spurrier to me, despite his lack of a southern accent...

"Brantely had a great spring." Where have I heard that before?

Oh, yeah, the last 5 years. His one shot in the limelight and he puked the bed. Thanks but no thanks, coach. Don't pull an Urban and try to shine sh&t. If he is the starter, so be it but like you said, "actions speak louder than words" and Brantley's actions were no good last year.

His supporting cast this year will be weaker so we are in some trouble.

Good takes on Spurrier-Meyer, I'm interested to hear more.

VA: As for Driskel, Muschamp said he's talented and can help the team this year, which is pretty vague and not meaningful as far as I'm concerned. Since Driskel is from the Orlando area, Muschamp had to say something about him, you know?

From everything I heard, Driskel sounds like he was exactly what you'd expect in the spring: a really talented FRESHMAN, meaning he made mistakes and is still getting up to speed. If he starts this year, I wouldn't look for the second coming, but I could definitely see him getting in some games if Brantley can't pull himself together. I'd want him to get some experience this year to be ready for next season.

Good one Curse, your combination of being funny with not being crude means your smacktalk gets to stay.

Meat We Eat is a very important class. You've got to study those A+ notes really hard to pass!

I wouldn't be surprised to see Brantley axed by mid-season if he doesn't perform. Brantley needs more time and reps, but if we're mediocre and rebuilding this year, might as well let the kid learn his SEC lumps in real time.

Coach Meyer ranks slightly higher than SOS to me. I live in the south and have grown up in the south. IMO, southern draws are overrated. I hope coach Muschamp has similar success to Gator coaching legends Meyer and Spurrier. FLORIDA FOOTBALL RULES!

Spurrier is a favorite son because he played for the Gators, was All-American twice and won a Heisman before he ever coached. He also won the first SEC Championship (that wasn't taken away) and won six total out of 12 years. He also won the first National Championship for the Gators. The first of anything is always special. However, he took over for the under-rated Galen Hall who had recruited a great team and left the cupboard full. Spurrier was also heading downhill his last couple of years as his recruiting of lineman took a back seat to stockpiling quarterbacks and recievers. He couldn't seem to win in Tallahassee. He is a better coach now at SC with less talent because he learned how to run the ball better in the NFL.

Meyer took over some talent from Zook, but the team was in disarray and he immediately improved the culture. He won 2 SEC titles out of six years and 2 NCs. He lost his mojo due to health problems and although the team went downhill he still left the cupboard full of good talent. I admire Meyer for realizing that he should step down and tend to his health.

Final analysis is I respect and love them both, but Spurrier will always be a Gator and the firsts that he accomplished will always be remembered more fondly in the long run. If Meyer had stayed longer he could have improved his standing, but he didn't. That Meyer is compared so closely to Spurrier even though he didn't play for the Gators and only coached for 6 years is testament to how much Gator fans love Meyer though. Two NCs will do that.

By the way I love Will Muschamp and believe he is a perfect fit for the Gators. I like his no-nonsense professional approach to leadership, confidence in what he's doing, recruiting prowess and ability to coach. He will be successful.

That's an amazing frisbee dude

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