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For those curious of the names...

2010 

Chris Dunkley (WR) - transferred to South Florida 

Chaz Green (OT)

Solomon Patton (WR)

Mack Brown (RB)

Ian Silberman (OT)

Gerald Christian (TE) - transferred to Louisville 

2011

Jeff Driskel (QB)

A.C. Leonard (TE) - transferred to Tennessee State

Ja'Juan Story (WR) - transferred to TCU

Jacoby Brissett (QB) - transferred to N.C. State

***Tyler Moore (OT) - He's not included in this "15" but Moore was an All-American commit to Nebraska 

2012

LaTroy Pittman (WR)

Jessamen Dunker (OT) - transferred to Tennessee State 

Colin Thompson (TE)

Kent Taylor (TE)

D.J. Humphries (OT)

And for good measure, the 2013 kids...

Alvin Bailey (WR)

Kelvin Taylor (RB)

Ahmad Fulwood (WR)

Demarcus Robinson (WR)

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Yowzers is right! LOL....cant just "buy" good coaches....

Miami Hurricanes football....IT WAS A VERY GOOD YEAR

IT REALLY sucks to be a Gator....loss to the Canes....out of top 25....no death penalty for us as all you maggots were screaming two years ago for.

KARMA really is a biatch....

jlo, in all seriousness, I think that if the Gators just focus, Atlanta is still a goal. Just need to have a few prayers from Timmy the Baptist.

KARMA really is a biatch.

You will soon get what you deserve sid The Moron cane

Jesse why don't you give us the names of those 15 offensive players?
Bet you at least half of them are not with the current team.
I think I have one, A.C. Leonard the TE, transferred after he was arrested and punished by Muschamp.
Same thing with Jessamen Dunker, OL
See if you can find the rest.

oooooooooooohhhh, jlo, you lil' maggot. Kind of like what is descending upon the Gatr Trash football program now? For all the years of the Urban malfeasance?

Your arrogance is only superceded by your idiocy.

jlo babbling and grumbling about nothing...PSYCHO BABBLE. Leave Jesse alone loser!

I mean...seriously...jls2468...don't you just feel horrible at this time? Please just admit it once and I promise NEVER TO COME BACK HERE. Please man up once and say....WE TOLD YOU SO.

No victory over us
No death Penalty
Canes undefeated
Defense light years better then last year

Its hard to eat crow....we get it....but in order for their to be a healing process you must.

It's updated now, jlo.

Thanks Jesse.
BTW, "jlo" is what my fan club of Morons call me, but it is jls.

BWWWAHAAHAHAHA. Jlo. Jesse, you had it right. He is even more of a primma donna beeeyatch than Jennifer Lopez.

Jlo, you lil' pissant. Stick, maggot.

Hahahahahahahaha! Thanks for the jlo laugh jesse.....U are the man!

Kudos to jesse...he found the rest for jlo FAST! 14 of which are still on the team. Good thi.g that ncaa hammer dropped on UM today, now U can return to our blog to rub in all 9 of those schollies....lmao

jlo, I recall you posting a long diatribe about death penalties. Care to rejoin or are you going to go on the karma angle? Maybe keep with the old "gave the game away, we outgained you in yards, had more TOP, etc."

You know, the loser talk you are so fond of.

sid The Moron cane 43 year old virgin aka "Jim Gallo" came up with the nickname "jlo" as a fantasy of his perverted mind. He can't find any real women that would want to be with him so he dreams of Jennifer Lopez.
A Moron from hicktown Bunnel dreams of a latina girl and a team from Miami as his main fantasy. Poor sick little POS that never went to any college and never spent time with any female dreaming of the canes and JLO. Spends his time here cause he has no friends baiting us into talking to him.

"14 of which are still on the team"

6 of the 15 have transferred
For those of you Morons that leaves 9
2 more are injured and out for the year
that leaves 7 with the current team
which is about half of the 15 like I said before the list was published.
From the list, the 2 TEs and Pittman have been a big time dissapointment so far. They have not seen the field much if at all.
Another concern is that there were no O linemen for 2013. It is obvious that Muschamp has recruited more heavily on the defensive side. That is one reason why our offense sucks.

Wow, how quickly Jim turns into the true scUM that he his! You must be the other loser thirsty? God I can't wait to laugh at your misery when this false sense of greatness is shattered. Again, play somebody that a high school team can't beat before thinking you're world beaters. Hilarious!! The funniest thing I heard all day today was Dan Lebatard talking about how the canes have no chance against FSU, and he went to UM by the way unlike you idiots, then corrected himself by saying they have a shot if they get 5 turnovers. Sound familiar?? Again your team is a fake 6-0 playing a bunch of joke teams, and when they actually play a real team you'll quickly realize what everyone but cane fans already know.

Thanks Jesse.
BTW, "jlo" is what my fan club of Morons call me, but it is jls.
Posted by: jls14234 | October 22, 2013 at 02:21 PM

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What a weiny little crybaby...psycho babble is the order of his day!!!

Wow, how quickly Jim turns into the true scUM that he his! You must be the other loser thirsty? God I can't wait to laugh at your misery when this false sense of greatness is shattered. Again, play somebody that a high school team can't beat before thinking you're world beaters. Hilarious!! The funniest thing I heard all day today was Dan Lebatard talking about how the canes have no chance against FSU, and he went to UM by the way unlike you idiots, then corrected himself by saying they have a shot if they get 5 turnovers. Sound familiar?? Again your team is a fake 6-0 playing a bunch of joke teams, and when they actually play a real team you'll quickly realize what everyone but cane fans already know.
Posted by: GatorAlum | October 22, 2013 at 04:35 PM

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The turds AIN'T played anybody except for the U, and well you know how that turned out, lemme remind you GATORALUM....

21-16
7 out of the last 8
5>3>2... CHAMPIONSHIPS
oh yea I forgot 2002's STOMP AT THE SWAMP 41-16
16 seems to be your magic number against us U TURD

btw...who is sidcane?? Whoever he is he sure takes a beating from UFrauds delusional fan base. I can assure you I AM NOT sidcane, that moniker is hideous, and I'm way to bright for that.

I guess the #5 and #13 teams in the country are nobody. They'd both beat the canes easily. Again play someone a high school team couldn't beat before thinking you're world beaters! And please, come back in 2 weeks and get what you have coming to you and don't be a coward. Then come back the following week when VT lays the beat down as well

Damn, why does this blog always turn into a bunch of juvenile name calling?

Jesse is making a very valid point: Florida has recruited more talent (by far) than most schools, and yet the product Muschamp and company have produced is complete crap. I, for one, am tired of hearing Muschamp say he is going "to fix" things, week after week, only to see the same inept offense. If you bleed orange and blue, you have to be both upset and disgusted.

This debacle falls on the coaching staff.

I am sidcane...for gator morons I moved to miami in 89....probably before you were born. Went to school and didnt play football there. I can tell ,as I pointed out before, that u never attended ufelony . Heck U never even argued when i called U out for not attending games. Sorry to break your hearts but all those other posters are not me.... jlo even stole my old sreenname and my new one posting as me so even all of 21-16 comments are not even me. Ask jesse....he can tell you.
But even all that doesnt make your oline any better. I told everyone the problem at the beggining of the season and your million tax dollar coaches are just figuring it out...lol. i should have been a coach.

And by the way,are U saying the gators cant beat a highschool team??? Maybe you are right.

Oh yea....i did start the jlo thing...but U gotta admit its catchy, heck even jesse is using it. That goes to prve im not the only one.lol i cant believe you guys think i am the only one yall pi55ed off when yall were on our blogs. I said i would stay here for a year after we beat U and i am a man of my word!

"play somebody that a high school team can't beat before thinking you're world beaters"

Do you mean a team like, say, Furman? Or Georgia Southern? How about next year's Idaho Vandals. Just checking, since Rutgers pounded ARky and you think that is a tough game.

When your team sucks, talk about schedules and conferences. It's in the UFraud loser handbook.

GatorAlum and JLS, my Gator brethren, why do you waste time arguing with the Cane trolls? As strange and obsessive as they can be, sometimes I wonder why you guys take the bait and respond. I can understand you guys just flat out insulting them, but you guys actually try to argue and reason in vain.

To them, we shall forever suck. But at the same time, it seems the opposite is also true.

GatorAlum, Miami is having a nice run. They beat us fair and square. They played very well and deserved the victory. Our boys played hard, but made costly mistakes. I take my hat off and acknowledge that the Canes have a good team. Considering the shadow of NCAA sanctions, their coaches have managed to produce a better team than ours. Plus, Savannah State aside, there are no easy opponents out there, whether we're talking Kentucky, Tennessee, Ole Miss, or North Carolina, Georgia Tech, etc.

FSU is going to dismantle Miami, but they're also going to dismantle us.

Jls, why argue with Jesse? His point is undeniable. We should be competing for championships with our talent level. Instead, we get 5 star guys who suck or sit the bench or transfer. If I was a highly coveted high school senior right now, I'd be hesitant to go to UF.

Let's stop defending our school against Cane trolls, and let's talk some real ish.

I'm tired of the back and forth, man.

Peace to my Gator bros and to the Cane trolls.

Jesse, you the man!

I guess the #5 and #13 teams in the country are nobody. They'd both beat the canes easily. Again play someone a high school team couldn't beat before thinking you're world beaters! And please, come back in 2 weeks and get what you have coming to you and don't be a coward. Then come back the following week when VT lays the beat down as well
Posted by: GatorAlum | October 22, 2013 at 05:09 PM

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Just win another game why don't you...worrying about our schedule and the turds are in real trouble. NO SANCTIONS yet your offense is deplorable...they start losing games and then the defense has a bunch of so called injuries. I guess you could always blame the punter and the kicker.

How 'bout that new Pearl Jam album? Any thoughts, favorite tracks?

So called injuries?? I thought you only talked facts? How does it come about in your delusional head that I'm worrying about the canes? Newsflash, this is a GATOR BLOG that you're in running your mouth. I'm simply responding to your idiocy. How about you take your own advice and stop worrying about what the gators are doing and leave Gator Clause for once in your life, and get a life? There's a thought!

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GatorAlum, you say go back to the cane blog but you have been on the Miami blog hundreds of times talking about how the U would get the death penalty and they stink and will never beat the gators in 2013, now Karma has taken over, the gatah is a joke, the NCAA wilted under the pressure the U put on them and now Miami will win the ACC and play in BCS bowl game if not the NC. You say play a real team but we have not found anyone that can beat us!

get back in the top 25 and then we can talk...till hush it up gatoralum!

Who kept posting " tick,tick,tick,tick" on the Cane blog....?lmao...njshore cane posted " tick,tick,tick,fizzle...." lmao....was likley jlo.just curious.

Gator clawse.....should be " gator claus" with all the gifts they seem to give....rotflmao!

Don't make jlo angry. He gets his orange and blue delicates in a bunch.

"The turds AIN'T played anybody except for the U"

To make this statement true it should read:
The scUM AIN'T played anybody except for the Gators

SUICYCO you are right it is a waste of time to argue with Morons and imbecile canes but sometimes they must be called out.
I was not arguing with Jesse. In fact when he first posted this story it did not include any names. When I read it I knew right away that the numbers are misleading because half of those guys are not with the team. Having said that I agree 100% that our offense sucks and that we need to improve.
I disagree with you that a highly coveted high school senior would be hesitant to come to UF. It all depends. Muschamp has no problem luring in defensive talent. He needs to work on the other side of the ball now. Just like a few D recruits chose to go elsewhere when they saw our deep roster he can bring in O recruits with the promise of seeing the field early. We have the campus, the facilities, the fanbase, the best league in the land and the athletic program in place. He needs to get better offensive people, coaches recruiters and players.
You give praise to the canes and good for you but in reality Fact Check is correct. Their signature win that put them where they are came against our inept gift giving offense after getting 5 turnovers and barely winning by 5 points. Besides that they have done nothing. While you say there are no easy opponents that is only half true, I would switch So Carolina for North Carolina any day, and also Georgia for Ga Tech, Wake for Vandy and so on. Schedules are ranked for strength for a reason. Look what happened to Louisville from #8 to #18 after one loss. Same thing will happen to them. But that is inmaterial to this blog I only bring it up because you gave them props and because they are here every day, no doubt they will post their usual non sense in response to this. I will try not to answer them and stick to discussing our team.

Don't you think Kelvin Taylor needs to be our starting RB?

Peace to all Gators

F U all cane Morons

jlo.....we TOOK those turnovers....all 5 did not come from your guys simply dropping the ball on the ground. Spin it though....spin it!!

I never go on any Cane blogs. I have no reason to. I could care less what the canes do. We don't even play them anymore. Like I said, I'm going to defend my team on a GATOR BLOG, so if you don't like it move on. But don't even begin to try and justify what you're doing by saying I did the same thing. SUICYCO, I'm not sure what qualifies them as a good team, as they've clearly played no one. Including the Gators who we all know now are a terrible team, and we actually dominated them in that game. UNC is one of the worst teams in the ACC and they almost lost to them. I know you're just trying to be nice and all, but give me a break. Teams like Alabama and FSU and Oregon etc destroy bad teams, they don't squeak by. By the way 21-9, my grandmother could've made those 2 ints. The ball was thrown right between the numbers as if they were wearing a gator uniform. There's no spinning at all. There's a huge difference between making a great play by jumping in front of the defender and stealing it away, and catching a ball thrown right to you. I'm not taking the fumbles away, those were definitely caused by the D, but eliminate those 2 gifted ints in the red zone and put points on the board and gain momentum, and the outcome is very different. Like you always tell Gator fans, take your blinders off and realize what kind've team you actually have.

jumping in front of the receiver, not defender

GatorAlum, so now FSU is a good team when the season started you stated you would destroy Miami and FSU in the swamp. What a complete phony you are. I bet FSU puts up 70 on the gatahs in the dump. Miami will hold their own against FSU as always however your team as quit on you. Stop making excuses and accept that the U is much the superior team than Ufelony and admit that it is truly "ALL ABOUT THE U"

Posted by: gatah3 star qb

What a stupid comment, of course it is what is expected from a Moron.

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