Parody from thediscust.com:
by William Moultrie
Sullivan’s Island – South Carolina first lady Jenny Sanford released another statement today, this time blaming her husband’s affair on the declining moral values in America.
Jenny Sanford (right) and SC GOP chair Karen Floyd are both outspoken opponents of gay marriage.
“Of course I’m not saying that Mark is gay,” Sanford said, “but he may as well be. The moral decay in this country has claimed another victim and this time it was my family. Our marriage was perfect until these laws started passing around the country. Clearly the slow dissolution of the sanctity of marriage in America seeped into Mark’s psyche until he no longer felt compelled to abide by our vows.”
Mrs. Sanford, you are a sick woman. You are opting for making excuses for your husband's bad behavior. Repeat after me- "Mr.Sanford (your husband) IS NOT a victim." You-Mrs. Sanford ARE a victim. Other people, including the voters who trusted and believed in Mr.Sanford ARE victims.
It is the first step for you, Mrs.Sanford, YOu can do it! Heal yourelf.
Posted by: CharlesC | August 05, 2009 at 09:26 PM