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SAVE Dade: 'Five days left to purchase discounted tickets to the BEST Halloween event in Miami'

5 days

News release from SAVE Dade:

WARNING: The Invaders are exactly one month away from arriving. We must seek shelter.

As you may be aware, there have been several isolated alien attacks in major cities across the globe. These Invaders seek to deplete our natural resources and in the process enslave us. They transform the humans they encounter into zombie-like warriors and slaves, expanding their army and support.

International Intelligence Agencies are predicting that the Invaders will touch down in South Florida on Saturday, October 26 at approximately 10:00 p.m. Do not panic. We must seek shelter at Resistance Central located inside the Miami Beach Convention Center. You will receive more instructions upon arrival and be given a liquid elixir that will make you immune to becoming a zombie slave. All citizens seeking refuge will be given the opportunity to officially join the Resistance and take to the streets to battle the Invaders. Those that choose not to fight will be allowed to join the organizational efforts at Resistance Central. Local authorities and Resistance fearless leader, TRACY YOUNG, have assured us that we will be safe from all alien attacks there.

Bring your friends and your loved ones. Notify your neighbors and colleagues. You must all plan to join the Resistance at the Miami Beach Convention Center. It’s a matter of life or death. The future of mankind depends on it.

SAVE Dade presents: ARMAGEDDON 2013, the 19th Annual Halloween Ball
Saturday, October 26th, 2013
Miami Beach Convention Center
(Hall B – Located on Washington Ave)
Starring Tracy Young

Two ways to join the Resistance:

SAVE Dade Young Guardian’s LUMINARY AWARDS Cocktail Reception - $150
(Halloween Ball Pre-Party)
8:00 to 10:00 p.m.
Join SAVE Dade’s Young Guardians Society for a Halloween Ball Pre-Party reception to honor young community leaders with the SAVE Dade Luminary Award for their commitment and dedication to equality and LGBT advocacy. Admission Includes: PREMIUM OPEN BAR, Hors d’oeuvres, special surprise performances and admission to the HALLOWEEN BALL at 10:00 p.m.

10:00 p.m. to 3:00 a.m.
General admission will kick-off at 10:00 p.m. when the Invaders are scheduled to arrive. Guests will enjoy an evening of OPEN BAR, dancing, special performances, and a themed costume contest with over $1,000 in cash and prizes.

Now through October 1st, guests can purchase discounted tickets at a rate of $125 for the Halloween Ball Pre-Party and $90 for the Halloween Ball General Admission. Prices will go up as of October 2nd. Halloween Ball Pre-Party - $150 and Halloween Ball General Admission - $100.

All tickets include OPEN BAR.
Prepare for the worst at the best Halloween celebration of 2013.

Follow the Resistance on Facebook, www.facebook.com/SaveDadeHalloween



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