The Results Show: Jason's Booted!

Tonight's results show features performances from Maroon 5 and, more interestingly, Season 4 runner-up Bo Bice who has a hot Southern Rock album, See the Light, he's released independently. Hot, as in quite good. Hopefully, tonight's performance will inspire some sales. Meantime, my Idol Poll has Jason far and away most likely getting the boot tonight, with more than 80 percent of the vote. Let's hope this comes to pass...(you can still vote on that poll until 10 p.m. tonight, scroll to the item on this blog and vote away!)

• 51 million votes came in, with the top 3 separated by less than a million apiece, Ryan reveals.
• The group performance of Steely Dan's Reeling in the Years was fair. Syesha and Cook navigated the lyric well enough, Archie's Robo-Tone doesn't work for a rock song (he's going to be the next Clay Aiken balladeer when he starts cutting albums) and Jar Jar was his usual dreadful self.
• Archuleta's safe. This means another week that we have to see his stage father from hell in the audience. Can't this guy take a week off and let the poor kid's mother get to see her son in the studio audience? Archie needs to stop saying he's having "fun" with the songs. Love Me Tender is not a "fun" song, kid.
• Cook's safe.
• It's between Jason and Syesha. Ryan teases that he'll tell us who is going home after the break. But it's only 9:25. Even Jason figured out it was too soon to reveal the result. "You're going to tell us now," he queried. Of course not! We have to sit thru 35 more minutes of this drivel!
• Maroon5 performs If I Never See Your Face Again. If I never see singer Adam Levine's face again or hear his girlie voice again I'd be more than happy! They opened for the Police last summer and Levine was so obnoxious on stage.
• Bo Bice: Looks like a rocker. Sounds like a rocker. IS a rocker. Love him. Did his new single Witness. I wish we had a Bo Bice among this season's cast, how much more exciting it would be. Bo's still the most convincing rocker Idol has had (even better than Daughtry). Long time viewers, remember when Bo did the a capella rendition of In a Dream? Striking. No one's had the guts or ability to do that since. Hope Cook was taking notes.
• Jason's booted. In Barbarino-fashion he explains away his ineptitude by noting that he's "inexperienced."

Comments

[Lesley]

I love Steely Dan but this is just painful..the choreography is laughable.

[Lesley]

Judge Judy in the house! She should take over for Randy or Paula!

[Lesley]

Archie needs a personality coach bigtime.

[Lesley]

Hey HoCo, did you read the Enquirer about Archie's parents being divorced but not officially??

[HoCo]

You're right about the choreography! What stiff moves! Talk about STEELY dan.

[MrandMrsevans]

Hi Lesley. Did you see TMZ? They claim JarJar mouthed "Don't vote". Any thoughts?

[Lesley]

Hey Mr and Mrs E! I didn't pay enough attention to Jar Jar but I did notice he said something so I'd have to see the clip again to determine! Did you rewatch or notice it?

[Lane]

why does Starcheleta Senior need a divorce, can't he have like 10 wives?

[Lesley]

Meanwhile can we discuss why they didn't throw that buffoon Matt the hell off Hell's Kitchen last night?

[MrandMrsevans]

We watched it six or seven times. It could go either way... we're just tuning in to see if Jar Jar gives everyone the finger if he gets voted off.

[Lesley]

re: Archie family..there's tons of drama....wifey and fam are from Miami....apparently Archie's mom wasnt allowed to see Archie without supervision..big scandals..the Utah thing came later. Very bizarro family. Explains why Archie is so off.

[MrandMrsevans]

We agree. Shayna got screwed like a 3 dollar hooker.

[MrandMrsevans]

This Idol commercial would be better if it was a Ford Taurus.

[Lesley]

i wonder if jar jar got a deal with cheech and chong's reefer madness label or something, which is why he is so eager to get the hell off. That, or he decided he just wants to get into hydroponics instead of music...

[Lesley]

mr and mrs e--Shayna was slow, yes, but Matt is borderline retarded/sociopathic and shouldn't be anywhere knives or fire.

[Lesley]

my question is can you please put these tedious phone calls out of their misery?

[Lane]

do you watch Top Chef?

[Lane]

evan, I got a concept for that contest

[Lesley]

I'd rather hear a dentist's drill in my ear all night than Maroon Five. And Lane, I only watched Top Chef Miami, not this season.

[MrandMrsevans]

Adam Levine is an inspiration to all of us awkward Jewish guys.

[Lane]

did you see half hebrewette Scarlett J is marrying Van Wilder?

I thought he was married to Alanis

[MrandMrsevans]

I watch it with the Mrs. I am a bigger project runway fan.

[Lesley]

he and Alanis broke up cause Alanis went for a chick instead...

[MrandMrsevans]

My boy Perez Hilton told me Alanis and Van Wilder broke up.

[Lesley]

HoCo--I agree re Adam Levine...meh!!

[MrandMrsevans]

What's the concept?

[HoCo]

I did read the Enquirer story. Said that Archie's win money on Star Search kept the family together. How sad, the pressure they are putting on this boy. that father makes me ill every time I have to see his face on TV

[Lesley]

HoCo, will you blow a gasket if Syesha goes and Castro stays?

[Lane]

Alanis went lesbo? I guess canoodling with Uncle Joey from "Full House" would do that with you. Only so many lame impressions of Popeye and Bulwinkle can one woman take.

[Lesley]

HoCo--I worked on that NE story..I had to track down some of Archie's relatives...brutal.

[MrandMrsevans]

It's not inconceivable for Castro to stay -- his fans could rally around him because they felt bad.

Meanwhile, I love Bob Ice... I can't wait for his performance.

[Lesley]

Alanis says she's bi now. I couldn't quite figure out what Ryan Reynolds was doing w her in the first place.

[MrandMrsevans]

Bo's best song? The theme song from "Blades of Glory".

[Lane]

Bo Bice = Jeezus, except he wouldn't turn water into wine, he'd turn it into Schlitz

[Lesley]

You think if I dressed up like Squeaky Fromme, let my hair get all stringy and greasy, BoBIce would hire me as a backup singer to his Manson Family Band?

[MrandMrsevans]

Bob Ice Comes Alive!

[Lane]

Bob Loblaw > Bob Ice

[Lesley]

Bo sounds like every other live band that plays at Sloppy Joe's or Captain Tony's in Key West.

[Lesley]

I love Bo Bice. He's so humble and down to earth (seemingly anyway)

[Lane]

Marlins domin8ing Brewers, about to close it out

[Lane]

remember Josiah?

[Lesley]

oh no, Ace from Idol guests on Bones?

[HoCo]

I wudnt blow a gasket cuz I wud not be surprised. The voting in everything has gone wrong these days!

[Lesley]

what happened to josiah? and yes, HoCo, I remember In A Dream by Bo...that was amazing.

[Lane]

Syesha is such a phony
:barf:

[Lesley]

ok syesha so didn't need to bring up politics...but glad she's staying!!

[MrandMrsevans]

Yes I remember josiah..

[Lesley]

i still think jar jar is adorable.

[Lane]

haha ! they killed the deputy!! he is so vapid

[MrandMrsevans]

Mrs. E. is a huge Jar Jar fan.Can we eliminate Syesha next week? YES WE CAN!

[Lesley]

Until next week, y'all!

[HoCo]

I'd love to see Syesha win the whole thing! That would be such a cool upset! She's the only one I can stomach now.
As for the politics, syesha's' comment that a change is gonna come cuz we might have a woman president or a black president just might not come to pass. We'll probably get another old white man president!