The weeding out process continues tonight on the 2nd Hollywood show. The problem is that the judges should have weeded out the weirdos BEFORE sending them to Hollywood. In fact, producers should weed out the weirdos before the judges even SEE them.
Group night tonight which means, so far, 20 minutes in, all we've seen are pampered princesses, sissy boys crying and divas like Tatiana and Katrina who can't get along with anyone. Way too much drama, mama. Can we get some PERFORMANCES on this train wreck of a show?
Now it's a half hour in and we still haven't seen a performance. All we've seen is a group of talentless, self-involved brats and that skanky Bikini Girl who refused to take part in her group, chose to sleep, and then had the gall to expect the others to teach her the routine. I'd read her riot act if I was part of that group.
FINALLY: The group, White Chocolate, did a great rap/sung Jackson 5 I Want You Back that managed to be respectful of original and contemporary. Action Squad, however, made me say Do Stop to Fleetwood Mac's Don't Stop. So bad it cost us Emily, our pretty pink punkstress. And gotta love (or NOT) the loser guy who said Paula Abdul had evil in her eyes!
Some justice prevails: 3 out of 4 Divas are cut, saving the one talented one, Jasmine (left). We lose Bikini Skank, or, as Kara said after her failed audition, "What a bitch!"
I can't believe they didn't even show David Osmond and yet cut him. Based on what we'd seen before, he seemed to be the only true talent among the bunch, with true musical training and harmonic skills. I smell anti-Osmond sentiment. Yet we see the passage of the sickening Tatiana, who got more airtime tonight than Clay Aiken got in all of season two and the unpleasant Nancy Wilson, the hairdresser from Miami, who worked hard to work with a rotten group but who, unfortunately, simply had a crummy voice and looked totally common.
All in all, one great group performance (White Chocolate with Danny Gokey, right, this season's Elliott Yamin soulboy) on a totally WRETCHED show. Good nite.
group night
excellent
Posted by: Lane | February 04, 2009 at 08:02 PM
Hello! Oh no, the girl with the hideous laugh!
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:03 PM
they are going way too far with bikini girl. she is not even pretty.
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:04 PM
oh no, Dirty Blonde and Bikini Girl in the same group?
Posted by: Lane | February 04, 2009 at 08:04 PM
love the backstabbing! they should sing Backstabbers!
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:05 PM
now its finally getting interesting
after a month
Posted by: Lane | February 04, 2009 at 08:06 PM
is it wrong of me to say that i may have seen that redhead working the corner on biscayne when i went for a hot dog at Dogma?
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:07 PM
comments wiggy again...
is it wrong of me to say I may have seen that redhead working the corner on Biscayne when I went for a hot dog at Dogma?
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:08 PM
the brunette is tazy
Posted by: Lane | February 04, 2009 at 08:11 PM
enough already. i hope no one else was staying in that hotel with all the whining and bickering. ugh.
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:12 PM
why is the group thing even an issue? This is an individual competition
just to weed out bad team players?
Posted by: Lane | February 04, 2009 at 08:14 PM
is rose a runaway? she looks like one. maybe she will be found on this show.
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:14 PM
good point, lane. these crying, whiny kids are bugging the f_ck out of me. let's get to the bloody competition already.
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:15 PM
we should have done predictions for featured wannabes
big mouthed black girl
crying flamboyant gay guy
lazy white girl who doesn't want to practice
group of 4 who love each other but will suck
contestant who leaves one group, goes back to same group
^^^ happens every year
Posted by: Lane | February 04, 2009 at 08:18 PM
Lesley, are you up to date on LOST?
Posted by: Lane | February 04, 2009 at 08:19 PM
it's like groundhog day.
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:20 PM
This is frikkin ridiculous. Sick of the drama and crybabies
Posted by: Howard Cohen | February 04, 2009 at 08:20 PM
Yes, I am caught up on Lost. I am not loving it yet. Are you?
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:20 PM
Ok I am officially nauseated by Rose. She is barefoot and her feet are filthy. Come on.
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:21 PM
where is the #**&* singing??
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:22 PM
Bikini Girl is a c u next tuesday
Posted by: Lane | February 04, 2009 at 08:25 PM
HoCo, next season I say you start your blog when it's the top 20. this is appalling.
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:25 PM
Yeah If You Seek Amy on Bikini Girl. Brutal.
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:26 PM
Bikini Skank oughta be thrown off the program. If i were part of that group she'd bailed on, I wouldn't teach her a thing. I wouldn't tell her the song we're singing, I'd exclude her period and show her up for the noxious brat she is.
As for why we get groups, I guess it's for the tour should they make the Top 10 they need to know how to function in a group.
Why are we only seeing the brats and badly behaved tho?
Posted by: Howard Cohen | February 04, 2009 at 08:29 PM
this matt guy in the horribly named white chocolate is good...the girl rapper sounds like TLC or something but couldnt tell if she could sing..they were good together...
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:31 PM
White Chocolate was strong
Posted by: Lane | February 04, 2009 at 08:31 PM
bangs is brutal. they were all brutal.
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:33 PM
howard, are you recoiling over this Fleetwood Mac massacre?
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:34 PM
oof
it's like Up with People meets Down's Syndrome
Posted by: Lane | February 04, 2009 at 08:34 PM
lmao he saw Evil Paula
Posted by: Lane | February 04, 2009 at 08:36 PM
does the cameraman or producer have a hard on for filthy rose> enough with her. they keep showing her.
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:40 PM
i love danny. finally someone with talent.
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:41 PM
White Chocolate tasty.
Action group did more harm to FMac then Christine McVie's quitting!
Posted by: Howard Cohen | February 04, 2009 at 08:43 PM
why are they underscoring the talent here and focusing on the idiocy? >Wow....oil rig and purple hair and big bald guy all rocked.
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:44 PM
jasmine is great. rose blows. i think rose is my brooke white this season.
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:45 PM
scoliosis? lol
Posted by: Lane | February 04, 2009 at 08:45 PM
i bet scoliosis is the reason that bikini girl's back hurts.
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:46 PM
Jasmine's eyes are really far apart
but she's pretty
Posted by: Lane | February 04, 2009 at 08:46 PM
thank god rose is not my brooke. couldnt deal with her all season. Jasmine rocks. Bikini girl is running to Joe Francis right now to sign her contract.
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:47 PM
they cut Donnie Osmond?
Posted by: Lane | February 04, 2009 at 08:52 PM
OMG< they booted Osmond!
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:52 PM
Glad they kept Jasmine among the vipers.
Posted by: Howard Cohen | February 04, 2009 at 08:53 PM
OMG, Osmond got booted!
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:53 PM
that last team got thru. with the annoying girl singing she wants to get thru? Ugh. this show sucked.
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:54 PM
what happened to Blind Guy? Wasn't he there before?
Posted by: Lane | February 04, 2009 at 08:54 PM
omg Osmond got booted!
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:55 PM
i saw blind guy earlier but am so confused by all this nonsense i have no clue what happened to him.
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:56 PM
blonde girl in the last group was the best one.
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:57 PM
Nathaniel made it through?
yowza
Elle Woods was always safe
Posted by: Lane | February 04, 2009 at 08:58 PM
nathaniel blew.
Posted by: Lesley | February 04, 2009 at 08:58 PM