Have you been country since county stopped being cool? Does the 21st century's answer to pop metal make you want to put on a cowboy hat and drive your pick-up to sawgrass mills to buy a pair of discounted wranglers?
Well if so, you are in luck! You don't need to make date night plans until late fall, thanks to the Cruzan Amphitheater "Megaticket." The megaticket has two varieties. Option A is the reasonable lawn ticket - which is $149 for all six concerts. The shows begin with the St. Patrick's Day Kenny Chesney / Uncle Kracker concert and end with Toby Keith's October 15th shindig. If you don't mind using binoculars, and having overpriced Budweiser spilled on your beach blanket - that's the way to go.
But if you'd like to see Tim McGraw's movie star mug or Rascal Flatt's guitar picking with the naked eye, you will be parting with a whopping $799 smackeroos (plus service charges)for "gold circle" seats which promise a reserved parking space and the same "pavilion seat" for each show.
Apparently, the megaticket is recession proof. Arenas all over the US have adopted it. But then, what's a missed mortgage payment? Is it really important when you can see Kenny Chesney "fly" over the audience like Motley Crue did in 1990?
For more info, go to megaticket.com