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The real deal is hotter.
Posted by: Abuela | November 05, 2007 at 03:58 PM
I agree. The real deal is much hotter. Laura Dern doesn't really seem like a real woman.
Posted by: Celia | November 05, 2007 at 07:47 PM
I agree. The real deal is much hotter. Laura Dern doesn't really seem like a real woman.
Posted by: Celia | November 05, 2007 at 07:48 PM
At least Laura isn't drunk..
The scuttle in Bartow is Harris is a raging alcoholic.
Posted by: Goober | November 05, 2007 at 08:00 PM
Ah, Katherine - if it were only your ta-ta's, and we could forget your stab in the back, life would be so much more beautiful.
Posted by: angrybob | November 23, 2007 at 02:25 PM
The real Katherine cannot be topped. Fact is always hotter than fiction---or you guys at wonkette would have to find real work.
Posted by: majella77 | November 23, 2007 at 04:03 PM
who the heck is katherine harris...and Miss Dern has a wonderful set of ta-ta's
Posted by: phillip | November 23, 2007 at 04:53 PM
Laura's... because they're part of a real woman, not an ogre!
Posted by: RedWhite&Brooklyn | November 23, 2007 at 07:45 PM
ta-ta's a wash but dern is a much better package. harris ick. dern hot, even if she did kiss ellen.
Posted by: kevin | November 24, 2007 at 12:49 AM
It's a tie. I like one boobie from each of them.
Posted by: Greg Mijal | November 24, 2007 at 01:32 AM
Well, with Kitty it's not so much the ta-tas in that pic, but the whole too long stirrups and overly arched back that makes one wonder whether there's not a second horn halfway back on that particular saddle.
All in all, I'll take Dern. Impressive protuberances aside, I doubt I could last through a long lunch with Kitty, much less a goodly stint of "two legs bad, four legs good".
Posted by: justme | November 24, 2007 at 06:08 AM
Both, hit it, I would.
Posted by: Yoda | November 24, 2007 at 06:56 AM
Am I bad, because with enough liquor, I'd "hit" that insipid reactionary in a second? Once.
Posted by: moondancer | November 24, 2007 at 01:03 PM
Forgit these two 21st century fakers... Give me the real Janet Leigh when she starred, along with Robert Mitchum, in Holiday Affair in 1949 at age 22. You said "reach for the sky, busty," and hers did. Best ever pair on the silver screen.
Posted by: james k. sayre | November 24, 2007 at 02:40 PM
Yep, not a real horse rider. Heels down, toes out is the correct position.
Posted by: GoFluffy1 | November 24, 2007 at 05:54 PM
Jeez Louise, sailor-baby, I've lusted for Laura Dern's magnificent tits since Wild at Heart (hon mention for Rambling Rose)
Posted by: Jon Terry | November 25, 2007 at 09:20 AM
I would say it is a tie; but I just like all tittes!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ji Potter | November 25, 2007 at 10:26 AM
Shoot, Katy looks much better. Not only the tits, look at that ass! Whoomp, there it is!
Posted by: tas | November 25, 2007 at 07:45 PM
Laura Dern isn't a drunk? How do you explain her dating Billy Bob Thornton then?
Posted by: syberghost | November 25, 2007 at 10:42 PM
Katherine is an alcoholic, gee, who would have thought??
But I am really waiting for her vagina monologues. That should be juicy.
Tatas? they are still there, god bless her christian soul or tatas.
Posted by: batman | November 25, 2007 at 11:15 PM
This was a tougher call than I thought it would be, but Kitty will always creep me out completely. Gotta give the hotter award to Laura.
Posted by: breast inspector | November 26, 2007 at 09:36 AM
We've been treated to the pleasure of viewing Laura's funbags in films. Nice. But we've never had the similar privilege of viewing Ms Harris' rack. So Katy, how do we really know what's under there, anyway? For all we know that shirt could be stuffed with newspaper. Or stolen Gore votes. Think about it. Until KH whips them out for inspection, I vote for Laura.
Posted by: McSnarky | November 26, 2007 at 12:35 PM
laura dern is a waste case of a hag.
her time was 25 years ago.
I would do Harris over her any day.
Posted by: Dr. wonderful | December 20, 2007 at 01:37 AM
laura dern is a waste case of a hag.
her time was 25 years ago.
I would do Harris over her any day.
Posted by: Dr. wonderful | December 20, 2007 at 01:38 AM
laura dern is a waste case of a hag.
her time was 25 years ago.
I would do Harris over her any day.
Posted by: Dr. wonderful | December 20, 2007 at 01:38 AM
ms dern's are fake. Katherine is the authentic total package. Beauty and brains. Get over it libs, Gore lost and even could not carry his home state.
Posted by: ian malcolm | January 03, 2008 at 10:08 AM
Katherine is THE living doll. Nuff said...Bruce
Posted by: Bruce Whittles | April 04, 2008 at 09:43 PM
Katherine Harris real?? Have you seen any close ups of that face that is no more than a make-up board. There's not enough liquor to drink her pretty (probably cause she drank a good part of it) --even her money don't help...I'd have to brown-bag that head and duct tape that mouth shut before I even think about focusing on her boobs.
BTW--how do you Katherine fans know she ain't paid for what you're lusting after?
Posted by: Chip Wolfe | May 15, 2008 at 11:17 AM
Well, "Kitty" has more of an hourglass shape, and Laura Dern is more athletic. But Dern did a great job playing her.
Posted by: Lilli | May 25, 2008 at 11:23 PM
Harris--by two lengths.
Posted by: trixter fox | May 26, 2008 at 07:52 AM
The boys and girls at SanJean's have Dern's rack in this battle -2 1/2. I'm glad to see that this matter of seminal importance is being taken so seriously by the MSM. As far as hitting it Dern face to face with passionate kissing female dominant for the view; Harris round back in the mud with the requisite amount of hair pulling. Political grudges die hard and Ron Klain is a pal.
Posted by: Fredrick Schwartz | May 26, 2008 at 07:59 AM
Funny how the wingnutz are all in a snit over the accurate, although fictional, portrayal of how things went down.
Denial of the thugs at the recount and the threats.
Denial that Ms. Harris is truly a legendary air head.
Everyone involved with the actual events except Kitty has attested to its accuracy.
Posted by: GreatGrey | May 28, 2008 at 03:23 AM
Definately Laura Dern... by far! I mean, c'mon, she really does that dress justice.
Posted by: Omega N.A.X. | May 23, 2009 at 03:49 PM