A note to prospective municipal employees: If you’re looking for a way to help out beleaguered colleagues, casting a spell on your boss is probably not the way to go.
Two North Miami Beach employees — one a police officer, the other a department office manager — are in hot water after trying to enlist some supernatural aid in the form of what they believed to be a Santeria practice.
Their alleged target: City Manager Lyndon Bonner, whose plan to slash the police budget prompted protests and union outrage this fall.
Their mystical material: handfuls of birdseed which, according to an internal affairs report, they hoped to scatter in and around Bonner’s fourth-floor office at City Hall.
But when they tried to recruit a janitor to sprinkle the seeds, she balked — and turned them in.
Officer Elizabeth Torres told investigators she meant the manager no harm: “I want to clarify, that it’s nothing malicious and nothing intended to hurt that person.”
More from Nadege Green here.
The fact that they got publicized got them in MAJOR trouble because it warns the exorcists to shut down their Santera who gave them the charmed seed.
Shutting down Santeria can be found on orderofsaintpatrick dot org.
Posted by: Timuchin | December 02, 2011 at 09:32 PM
Third world hell, lets try Forth world.
Posted by: REXHANDSOM | December 02, 2011 at 10:03 PM
Lord help us what is next??? To be expected with moral relevatism on the rampage...anything goes...
Posted by: RussRamey6 | December 02, 2011 at 10:57 PM
Miami was a great place to grow up in the70's Unfortunately it has been taken over by all the scum even third world countries don't want. It all began during the cuban refugee crisis.They spread like rust on an aging automobile. Why is it that we as a country just continue to allow these people to desroy what once was a beautiful country ?
Posted by: Dan Sully | December 03, 2011 at 12:08 AM
The only thing good about multi-culturalism is the food & some dances. Just saw a history channel show from a former engineer US asian praising Genghis Khan, one of the worst mass murderers & rpists in history. Here we have Santeria occult wackjobs. Non-white parasitic Immigrants, instead of respecting, embracing, or honoring Judeo-Christianity & white people, they want to destroy it & persecute whites. Multicultrualism & diversity are destroying the Western World.
Posted by: Ezekiel33 | December 03, 2011 at 02:13 AM
Santaria??!! Yeah, that'll work.
Posted by: Big Dave | December 03, 2011 at 09:57 AM
This is why the 1965 immigration act has to be scrapped. We limit the number of white people that can enter the country in favor of 3rd world low IQ idiots. They are going to be the death of this country.
Posted by: bob | December 03, 2011 at 10:44 AM
thats funny. whats sad is they are being paid by tax payers. have they been fired yet? oops union cant fire them with out 6 months of fighting ans thousands of dollars wasted. in the end fired! how pathetic america has become.
Posted by: carlb | December 03, 2011 at 11:10 AM
Whodo?
You do.
Do what?
Voodoo!
Whodo?
You do!
DO WHAT???
Voodoo!!!!!
Whodo?!?!?
YOUDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO WHAT???????????????????/
VOODOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Daryl Spindler | December 03, 2011 at 12:16 PM
What exactly was the crime? Littering?
Posted by: Jason | December 03, 2011 at 12:37 PM
So funny. Liberals mock faith, yet they believe in magic, play with Santeria and Ouija boards and look for ghosts. Talk about your flying spaghetti monsters!
Posted by: Mesmartier | December 03, 2011 at 01:59 PM
Bird Seed...HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA. No wonder employers are saying they are having a hard time finding qualified applicants. America has turned into Idiocracy.
Posted by: Bud Kush | December 03, 2011 at 03:18 PM
Wookie! Nookie!
Pudding pie!
Moustache! Sassafrass!
Poke you in the eye!
Posted by: circlejerkdanceatyou | December 03, 2011 at 05:00 PM
I consider these people, casting their spells, in the same light as those who pray. Both are dimwits.
Posted by: mgmu | December 03, 2011 at 05:32 PM
HA! I sent my chupacabra to take care of them all! Then, we will slice up some goats and chikens mon and the curse will be gone. And if not we come back with bigger voodoo later!
Miami/SoFlo is rapidly becoming a HUGE FAVELLA.
F the Globalist and the Redistributionists.
Posted by: Rattle Snake Daddy | December 03, 2011 at 10:42 PM
What about separation of church and state? Where are all the moonbats whining about THAT?
Posted by: Ursus Magnus | December 04, 2011 at 05:23 AM
To all the dumb racist commenters: America was stolen from non-whites, so STFU!! It is ironic that non-whites are "polluting" YOUR country, isn't it? Go back to Sacndinavia or Germany if you don't like it!
Posted by: bornfree | December 04, 2011 at 07:30 AM
When I read that headline I was thinking of some West African hell hole then I see it's Miami....
Posted by: Jim | December 04, 2011 at 08:15 AM
One sure road to destruction is to hate your fellow man. We need to get back to the Christian roots of America, or America is doomed. People can't see the forest for the trees. Unless we renew our inculcation of Christian morality into the children of this nation, America will collapse under the sheer weight of criminal behavior at all levels of society. The breakdown of society is already happening. It is all a part of a Zionist plot to divide and conquer. Unable to defeat America militarily, the forces of evil are dismantling our once Christian culture piece by piece. It is being done through the schools, the media and from the pulpit.
Posted by: aubreyfarmer | December 04, 2011 at 09:54 AM
Police departments are over funded as it is.. they our there as peace officers not super heroes
Posted by: Mike | December 04, 2011 at 10:02 AM
THIS IS FOR ALL THE RACISTS THAT TALK LIKE IT ONLY HAPPENS IN THIRD WORLD COUNTRY'S, IT HAPPENS HERE ALL THE TIME ESPECIALLY IN HILLBILLY AMERICA
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/man-claims-he-was-stabbed-300-times-in-possible-satanic-sex-ritual/
Posted by: eiriz | December 04, 2011 at 11:40 AM