Woody Allen's Vicky Cristina Barcelona lets you vacation in Spain with people a lot sexier than you are. The documentary Man on Wire is as suspenseful as a great heist thriller, except it's all true. Bottle Shock is a so-so account of a great wine story: It'll make you thirstier than Sideways. And Fly Me to the Moon is strictly kids-only - really young ones.
I wasn't able to catch George Lucas' latest Star Wars cash grab, but it doesn't sound like I missed much.