New meaning to a comfortable victory

Still here at the OB post UM's 51-10 belting of FAMU and couldn't leave without getting this bit of news up on our site immediately.

In the postgame lockerroom I was in the middle of interviewing center Anthony Wollschlager when guard Derrick Morse, who was just getting back from the shower, realized Wollschlager was getting dressed in his locker.

"Dude, this is my locker," Morse told Wollschlager.

"Oh man," Wollschlager said. "Oh man, this is your underwear."

Yes, Wollschlager, apparently distracted by my intense questions accidentally put on Morse's boxers. After some lobbying to give it back, Wollschlager decided to keep them.

To hear the whole funny exhange, click here Download wollschlager_cut.mp3

Comments

[roger]

big deal.
we're no good.
until coker is gone, we don't matter

[up yours]

Fire his sorry ass, this team is still a joke.

[John Lucio]

Coker is the MAN!
He is only the winningest coach in the last 5 years. We need to keep him.

[Art Curry]

Is that what we're supposed to comment on? One fat slob wearing another fat slob's boxers? Excellent blog I must say.

Coker is not the winningest coach the past 5 years, it's mack brown.

Edwin Pope needs to understand that writing about "the larry coker thing" and giving it an acronym isn't helping the situation either.

[Art Curry]

I forgot this is the herald, disregard my last comments.

I meant to say:

Whooohoo, I luvs me cherry coker, hes da brests coach ever. I luvs dem noles, and the hearld is da bestests ever.

[hassan]

yo that was funny ish and stuff it would have been cool had u added a real story after that but this proves to me OMAR Kelly From the Sun-Sentinel IS WAY better then u

[CANESPEED]

LARRY COKER SHOULD RESIGN HIS POSITION AS HEAD COACH OF OUR UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI HURRRICANES FOOTBALL TEAM AND BE DONE WITH IT ALREADY, COME ON, HE IS WASTING MY TIME AND YOUR TIME, LET'S MOVE ON TO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS,ENOUGH ALREADY.

[CANESPEED]

LARRY COKER SHOULD RESIGN HIS POSITION AS HEAD COACH OF OUR UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI HURRRICANES FOOTBALL TEAM AND BE DONE WITH IT ALREADY, COME ON, HE IS WASTING MY TIME AND YOUR TIME, LET'S MOVE ON TO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS,ENOUGH ALREADY.

[CANESPEED]

LARRY COKER SHOULD RESIGN HIS POSITION AS HEAD COACH OF OUR UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI HURRRICANES FOOTBALL TEAM AND BE DONE WITH IT ALREADY, COME ON, HE IS WASTING MY TIME AND YOUR TIME, LET'S MOVE ON TO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS,ENOUGH ALREADY.

[Maryland Cane]

The Canes now have the best coaching staff in football, Olsen, et al. I played, or should I say, I practiced, with Rubin Carter, the now head coach for Florida A&M as a freshman. He was a very honorable man then, as he is now. If we beat his team like we did, this may be the beginning of something extraordinary.

Knowing Coach Carter, he put the real deal out there. Louisville, watch your ass, cause we're gonna shoot it off.

Big Time!

[Douglas]

Please re-sign now Mr. Coker!!...You have suckered Dee into giving you a contarct and you are basically stealing money!!

[A Realist]

I AM GIVING COKER UNTIL THE LOUISVILLE GAME AND THATS IT. I WANT TO SEE HOW COKER AND UM REACTS. (EVENTHOUGH WE SHOULD HAVE PLAYED FAMU FIRST THEN FLORIDA STATE SECOND). IF WE LOSE TO MARYLAND THATS IT I OFFICALLY WILL BE KNUMB TO ALL LOSSES. IT WILL BE LIKE WATCHING THE DOLPHINS UNDER WANNSTEDT YOU JUST HAVE TO BE IN MISERY EVERY SATURDAY UNTIL HE IS GONE.

CANES FANS ARE NOT FRONT RUNNERS, CRY BABYS, AND COKER HATERS, WE EXPECT THE HURRICANES TO GO UNDEFEATED EVERY YEAR YOU KNOW WHY???

IT HOULD BE EASIER FOR MIAMI TO WIN WE HAVE ALL THESE FACTORS OVER OTHER SCHOOLS!!!!!

BECAUSE WE ARE IN MIAMI, EVERY ATHLETE WOULD LOVE TO COME HERE INSTEAD OF ALABAMA OR SOME SMALL TOWN, RECRUITING SHOULD BE EVEN EASIER,

DO YOU SEE THE NUMBER OF IMPACT PLAYERS IN THE NFL?? IT IS HARD TO WATCH ESPN FOOTBALL HIGHLIGHTS AND NOT SEE A FORMER CANE DOING SOMETHING SPECTACULAR, THEN WHEN THE SEASON IS OVER ALL THE FORMER PLAYERS COME AND HELP TEACH THE YOUNG PLAYERS HOW MUCH OF AN ADVANTAGE IS THAT?

WHAT OTHER SCHOOLS HAVE THAT FAMILY TRADITION AMONG PLAYERS???

I AM SICK OF SEEING THESE FRESHMAN AT OTHER SCHOOLS MAKING AN INSTANT IMPACTS ON THEIR TEAM. CJ SPILLER AT CLEMSON, PERCY HARVIN AT UF, MYRON ROLLE AT FSU YOU MEAN TO TELL ME WE COULD NOT HAVE HAD ONE OF THOSE PLAYERS??? COME ON THIS IS THE "U".

[Sput]

Coker's job will be dependant on the outcome of the Louisville game. He is the winningest coach in the past 5 years with Butch Davis recruited players. The U used to be a perennial NFL farm factory saturated with players who craved and thrived on big games. Now its just a perennial 3 loss a year run of the mill program.

[TLuv]

I agree with Realist. I don't see how UM is not gettin the recruits like CJ Spiller. Why would any college football player who has thoughts of going into the NFL not want to come to the "U"? It's not like he went to USC or ND, the guy went to Clemson. CLEMSON? That says we don't have the edge we once did. The other thing is that we had numerous big recruits right out of our back yard in Miami and all of south florida not come to UM. No excuses for that. I am not totally against coker because I think our last OC was terrible. But Olson and co. better get the pistons moving for UL. If we lose to them then Coker won't have a job after the season. At least not at THE U!