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Our contest winner is...

After a long debate with a few of my buddies, we selected G-Man as the winner of the 10 Things I Hate Most About the Florida Gators contest. His delivery -- much like David Letterman's -- set him apart. Plus, he I loved No. 8 -- a reference to my buddy Willie Williams!

Some of you other guys went a little over the edge. I had to throw some out because of it. But I expected that. Well, here's what G-Man sent in, in case you missed it.

Top 10 reasons to hate the gators from our home office in Coral Gables:

10. All American QB turns down an invitation to the Playboy Mansion.
9. Can't tell the difference between an alligator and a croc.
8. Only allows recruits to set off fire extinguishers on official visits if they commit to UF.
7. The school of communications for giving Emmit Smith a degree.
6. Tim Tebow's crewcut.
5. The Urban Meyer school of discipline where it's ok to shoot an automatic weapon at someone as long as you can contribute on the field.
4. Erin Andrews is a prude.
3. Gainseville, Fla. Do I really need to say more?
2. Uses their conference as an excuse to avoid The Hurricanes on a yearly basis.
And the number one reason to hate the Gators:
1. University of Florida. Where winning 2 national titles since 1906 makes us "Titletown"

G, the floor is yours. Send me an email so you can do a guest blog on Friday. Any topic you want -- as long as it relates to the Florida Gators and the Canes.

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1st
shout out to the guy that said UF wanted to be UM so bad they hired U.rban M.eyer

also i think everyone should take the vegas spread now before it goes under 21

What a sham. Can any of you say that this isn't the best list? It ain't braggin' if it's swagger.

10. Polo shirts with popped collars are an awful pregame giveaway
9. Alex Brown's face nearly injured Al Blades' fist
8. The invention of Gatorade correlates to our nation's obesity epidemic
7. Two bits, four bits, six bits a dollar,
Mrs. Tebow belongs in a collar
6. A UF frat boy pioneered the faux hawk hair style
5. The last time I was in Gainesville, I counted one museum, two decent restaurants, and a dozen links in the Arby's chain
4. Tom Petty sucks
3. If it lives near a swamp, it's got warts
2. When some of the Gator faithful aren't clad in orange and blue, they slip into white hoods with matching sheets
1. There are those on campus who believe that mastering the spread offense requires private time with a semiconscious coed

DUHU sucks. will get blasted saturday. You chumps got NOTHING except the PAST...NOTHING. Doormats in the SORRY ACC Coastal division. Join a real conference and get pasted you pansies.

Fire that marble mouf coach and start from scratch cause you aint goin nowhere with that dolt.

B L O W O U T

UM 6

UF 52

B L O W O U T

Looks like a good list to me. DID ESPN REALLY GIVE THEM THAT TITLE?? I remember seeing a poll for it a little ways back. If they did, holy crap. As I've said before, ESPN loves the Gators and Buckeyes (which means they are naturally going to hate us). Good list G-man.

The list from Coral Gables is great. Amazing how many UM fans (assuming non-grads) do not understand it. IF UM keeps talking about their past try not to forget 1983 when UM was not even close to winning the state championship.

UM may never win a NC again now that they are not independent or in the Big Least. INjuries are the biggest part of football. You don't get injured when you scrimmage every week. Join the SEC, and the Gators will play you every year U sissies for life. Take Vanderbilt's place. It would be an even trade.

Go Gators! Beat UM!

Go Gators! Silence UM, and c if they can ever get some pride back.

UM may not even be the 4th best team in the state of Florida

UF all day.....every day

GO GATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that is impressive. One person, posting under 853 different names, talking about the Gators.

Simply amazing.

Wish i had the smarts to think of something like that

Tim's numbers saturday night will be beautiful, balanced.

Marve's numbers? Meh...not so much. He'll be too busy crapping his pants.

B L O W O U T

UM 6

UF 52

B L O W O U T

ACC pansies

P A N S I E S

Who is Tim??

and

Why do you want his numbers??

Let the Gators talk smack all they want, cause the game is won on the field, not by talking.

One thing the Gators have taken from UM, our arrest record! Gotta Love Urban Meyer's ethics only if you are a gator. Where did he learn discipline from, Bobby Bowden?

LOL, that was great! WOW, what normal, straight male would NOT want to go the Playboy Mansion? What a dumb@$#! Are they really referred to as "Titletown?" What a joke!? I think the best thing out of UF is Erin Andrews. How many players do they have currently on NFL rosters? What about starting RBs in the NFL? I guess all hope is lost since deshawn wynn got cut. LOL!

ATL

Gosh the have Rex Grossman.

Now thats some talent

what normal, straight male would NOT want to go the Playboy Mansion?


more like what normal straight dude would goto the phillipines the circusize little kids

All of this doesn't change the fact that Greg Cote doesn't know anything about football.

Manny...? WHAT, No Honorable mention???

G...Your the man!!!

As a Cane... I feel sorry for Florida and was thinking they should fence in the top bleacher rows to prevent jumpers after the ending score... Miami 30, Florida 27

Florida... Might be smarter to bet the over/under bet of 51.5... and Taking the OVER, because those 21 points are going to Smoke Ya... That way you can win and still lose.

Cat

is it just me or are the gaytor fans on here talkin like they are in the 1st grade? what are u 5 years old come on, go on your gaytor sites and stay off of ours!

I think it is great that the Gaytor fans are over here. It shows how concerned they are. No worries guys we will not spank you too bad in your own backyard. That way all your top recruits that will be there will see your still UM's B!TCH.. Come back on Sunday and say I'm SORRY for my stupidity.

Heard on the Q, but modified.

After sending 6 devastating hurricanes to the State in 2015, God met the State's big three football coaches at the Pearly Gates:

He spoke sternly to Bobby about the academic cheating, the free shoes, the vanity of not retiring, and letting convicts play on his team:
"God," Bobby said, eyes glistening, "I have made some mistakes, but I always tried to follow what Jesus taught, 'he who is without sin, cast the first stone.' Some of these boys come from difficult backgrounds, and if I got rid of them, they would just go back to difficult lives."
Impressed with Bobby's sincerity and Biblical insight, God let him take a seat next to his throne, a little wide to the right.

Next up was Randy Shannon. God chastised him for not winning the 'Canes national 6th national and 7th championships until his third and 5th years.
Randy said: "God, I don't want to speak ill of the dead, but the cupboard was pretty slim when I took over, and it took me some time to restore Da U. Besides, I did it the right way, and did not let players play unless they lived within the rules I set out for them, and went to study hall even after exhausting practices."
Impressed with Randy's integrity and sincerity, God welcomed him home and sat him to the left of his massive throne.

Next up was Urban Meyer, who looked like a man waiting for a train that was already late.
God thundered: "18 arrests in 18 months, letting players who are facing criminal charges play, or pressuring others to drop the charges, a nickname that does you justice, shady recruiting tactics, offering schollies to player's girlfriends. Mr. Meyer, just what do you believe in?"

"I believe that you are in my seat," Urban Liar told God.

Marve will be crapping his pants alright.

Wright will crush Hankerson.

BLOWOUT

UM 6

UF 52

BLOWOUT

How will Kyle Wright crush Hankerson?

I had the good fortune to attend Auburn (Bachelors 1986 - was there with Bo) and Miami (late 80s). One thing that Auburn taught me is that when you play for pride and bragging rights, as Auburn did against Alabama, all bets are off. This will be a night when you hide the women and children, bolt the door and at the end of the night, the best team will be standing. No matter who is ranked what or what each team had done in the season, the season amounted to only one game ... Auburn vs Alabama. Miami and Florida are at the point right now (only thing is Florida is too wimpy to look to have Miami on it's schedule every year). Hold on to your seats people, we are in for bloodbath Saturday night! The Gators are talking but Miami has the hunger. (Rocky theme starts to play in the background) Miami will fight tooth and nail and will surprise an awful lot of people this weekend. Oh, by the way, just in case people didn't know, Alabama stopped the yearly series with Auburn but the Alabama Legislature wrote a law requiring Alabama to play Auburn. Maybe we could get the Legislature in Florida to do the same thing for Miami and Florida.

There's a Category 5 storm like no other brewing down in Coral Gables that is heading toward Gainesville. Tie down Corso and Herbstreit so they can report on the carnage in Ben Hill Griffin Stadium as the gators are washed into the stands. GO CANES!!!!!

I had the good fortune to attend Auburn (Bachelors 1986 - was there with Bo) and Miami (late 80s). One thing that Auburn taught me is that when you play for pride and bragging rights, as Auburn did against Alabama, all bets are off. This will be a night when you hide the women and children, bolt the door and at the end of the night, the best team will be standing. No matter who is ranked what or what each team had done in the season, the season amounted to only one game ... Auburn vs Alabama. Miami and Florida are at the point right now (only thing is Florida is too wimpy to look to have Miami on it's schedule every year). Hold on to your seats people, we are in for bloodbath Saturday night! The Gators are talking but Miami has the hunger. (Rocky theme starts to play in the background) Miami will fight tooth and nail and will surprise an awful lot of people this weekend. Oh, by the way, just in case people didn't know, Alabama stopped the yearly series with Auburn but the Alabama Legislature wrote a law requiring Alabama to play Auburn. Maybe we could get the Legislature in Florida to do the same thing for Miami and Florida.

There's a Category 5 storm like no other brewing down in Coral Gables that is heading toward Gainesville. Tie down Corso and Herbstreit so they can report on the carnage in Ben Hill Griffin Stadium as the gators are washed into the stands. GO CANES!!!!!

As a Cane... I feel sorry for Florida and was thinking they should fence in the top bleacher rows to prevent jumpers after the ending score... Miami 30, Florida 27

Posted by: Cat5 Cane | September 04, 2008 at 09:43 AM

Lmao, damn that was funny, good sh*t! It made me laugh cuz I could just picture it in my head, bodies flyin off the top of the stadium (like the ppl jumping from the building in that movie 'the happening',lol)

Good one canesrule9ships

Did Kyle Wright transfer to the Turds? Is he playing defense for Urban Liar?
OLB? he won't even be covering Hanky.

what is wrong with crapping your pants??

all the cool people crap their pants

I've never heard the Gators talk so much smack. They actually think anyone is intimidated? Withall their disapointments (4 losses last year when they were supposedly '3 deep' at all positions...who can forget their falling apart in the OB against Braock Berlin, or the time that Nebraska put nearly 70 on them in the NC game... Saturday night will be just another 'foot in the mouth' moment for the Gators.

Canes are on the upswing and the Gators know it. The recruits know it. Soon the nation will know it.

Nobody fears the Gators. Not the Canes. Not the SEC. Nobody. Keep talking though Gators...two more days of running your mouths...

The gators aren't talking smack. It's one loser that keeps posting under different names. He's so dumb that he doesn't even wait, he posts one after the other (Impressive UF education there). And he is a coward because he is only talking like this because he is safely typing behind his computer. If he were face to face with anyone here, I guarantee he wouldn't open his mouth because would get his old @ss knocked out. He, like all gators, is a little p*ssy.

The SEC definitely doesnt fear the gaytors, I was reading an article on ESPN a couple weeks ago and glanced at the comments box and all the Georgia, Auburn, etc, fans are callin the almighty gaytors to go 7-6 this year. So yea theres a difference between 'wanting to be feared' and 'being feared'.

urban oscar myer = BOLOGNA! after Saturday U wannabe croccs!

my BOLOGNA has a first name its spelt U R B A N
my BOLOGNA has a last name its spelt M E Y E R

haha those are awesome, especially 1 and 2.

For those attending the game Saturday, oscar meyer and tebo will be doing free Circumcisions
Before and after the game.

For those attending the game Saturday, oscar meyer and tebo will be doing free Circumcisions
Before and after the game.


Posted by: Cane By Birth | September 04, 2008 at 01:07 PM


Awsome. where before the game?

For those attending the game Saturday, oscar meyer and tebo will be doing free Circumcisions
Before and after the game.


Posted by: Cane By Birth | September 04, 2008 at 01:07 PM


Awsome. where before the game?

Posted by: orange | September 04, 2008 at 01:12 PM

Aw you guys are too old, they like little boys.

Is it true that the same day tebow turned down an offer to visit the playboy mansion that he called michael and offered to volunteer at neverland ranch?

CANES SUCK

Florida will crush you just like Virginia and OU did to you EASILY last year. It's what happens to DuhU when you play a good opponent. You fold like cards. Even Marble Mouf will be overwhelmed by the Swamp. Good luck with that guy.

B L O W O U T

um 6
uf 52

B L O W O U T

CANES SUCK ....ACC doormat.

Virginia LAUGHS at your sorry team. The same Virginia that hung 48 on you and your coach lost control of his team.

BC laughs at you

OU laughs at you

They laugh not because you are bad, they laugh because you are bad and you think you're good. It's OVER cane fan. You havent seen the bottom yet.

Let them laugh. We dont care

WE ALWAYS GET THE LAST LAUGH

2 titles for title town. Haha! What pathetic bunch those Gaytors are!

Posted by: squashed like a bug | September 04, 2008 at 01:38 PM

Stop bringin up the PAST!

52-6=Wishful thinking

Is your only original thought to change your log in name? I mean change the score a little, I am sure the JC education that you received should have taught you that much.

BTW the fence idea was funny sh*t. Only 54 more hours until we retake our rightful place back in football.

UF can go back to scheduling more nationally appealing out of conference opponents such as Montana State. I think that is what UF said and did in 1988.

Wow there's so many people to thank that I just won't thank anyone. Just a hatred for those cowards up in gainsville really inspired me.

Granted espn did not offically name gainsville titletown, but the fact that is was even cosidered,and how every student alumni of florida that I know thinks that they are the greatest program in history just beacuse they had, really 1 good year with titles in basketball and football is a complete joke and it irritates me for some reason. The fact that Gainsville was even in that stupid conversation shows what a joke it really was.

We forgive you gator posters for not appreciating the history of the "U" as we know only too well that historical facts are rarely an acquaintance of the simple mind. However, if you will collect your University of Florida standard issue English to Dumbbell dictionary, I'll be happy to lay some knowledge on you.

While Miami's reign as the King of College Football is temporarily on loan, We had a 10 year period of accomplishment that UF will not match with another 100 years of trying.

From 1981 through 1991, UM defeated the #1 team in the nation 8 straight times, including a kickoff classic win in 1984 over Bo jackson and the Auburn Tigers. How many years will it take UF to beat the #1 team 8 times? We should all hope to live that long. No team has stopped more 20 or more game winning streaks than the "U"(4), not including the obliteration of FSU's (non-losing) streak of home wins at 54 games.

UM was not in the SEC, Big 10, Big 12 or pac 10-UM's conference was the "top" 10. During these many years and many titles, UM has dominated that conference. "ANYONE-ANYWHERE-ANYTIME." BTW, UM is 7-2 against Florida since 1983 and leads the overall series by 3 games.

Speaking of FSU, our only common opponent since 1985, UM has 16 wins against 10 losses, while UF has only 10 wins, 12 losses, and 1 all-time choke."

While there is no way to know how UM would have fared these many years were it a member of the SEC, one thing is for certain. They would have done a heck of a lot more than the gators.

Enjoy your 15 minutes gator fans. Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock . . .

Florida is weak and their fans are morons. The game is a little over 48 hours away and then we can all see who owns who. I will be interested to see how Harvin runs a 4.3 with a heel injury what a joke. Track speed and 40 times are a little different than football speed. I do believe that the entire Cane defense will not be at the line of scrimmage trying to run with the gators track team. I love the fact that the U is being disrespected right now, it gives the team the chance to prove they have turned the corner and will not roll over and die like they did last year.

Go Canes

Da U 24
UF 14

g-man, you are exactly right, word-for-word. Their self perception is truly unbelievable. A team with a history of mediocrity and very, very minimal success. By the way they talk, you'd think they were a Miami or USC. We're talking about the Gators here for God's sake. Everybody sees it but those idiots. It's really sad.

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