Psst! Wanna sneak peak of 'The Tudors'?

If you want to get an advance look at the the murdering and conspiring and boinking and wife- decapitating that went on in the court of Henry VIII -- we're talking about the 16th-century British king here, not the guy in the Herman's Hermits record -- here's a link to a website where Showtime has posted the first two episodes of its series The Tudors in a slightly less lascivious version than the ones that will start airing April 1. But if you get hooked and mortgage your home to buy a lifetime subscription to Showtime, send your complaints to Les Moonves and not me.