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The Theismann trophy

Joe Theismann says he was surprised at Monday's news that ESPN was firing him from Monday Night Football. He shouldn't have been. As the Herald's Barry Jackson reports, Theismann says ESPN executives complained that "when the conversation got back to me, I talked about football. I wasn't given any indication that I was supposed to talk about anything else. I thought [football] is what we do." Idiot. How could he not have known he was there to talk about Grey's Anatomy and Jimmy Kimmel? Though I must say in Theismann's defense, every time I turned on Monday Night Football last fall, that's exactly what he was doing.


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