American Idol judges selected 12 guys and 12 girls for a Top 24 bunch of finalists for America to vote on, just as in previous seasons. So much for the big changes that we were promised. Oh, and as for the big cliffhanger last night? JLo pulled herself together and won't quit after all. Did anyone think she really would?
One plus: there appears to be some real talent in the crop this season. Even the weaker contestants are better than any of the Top 12 last year. Season 9 winner Lee DeWyze and runnerup Crystal Bowersox wouldn't have made it through Hollywood week this year. Kudos to the judges who treated the process with more concern and care than the bored-with-it-all Simon Cowell and fellow judges last season.
That said, Idol appears headed back toward a time when oversinging was championed above all else. Two of the alltime worst offenders in this regard, James Durbin and Jacob Lusk, won over the judges and plenty of fans in the Twitterverse with their hysterical, screeching displays of vocal excess. Of the two, James is the worst. He studied Season 8 runnerup Adam Lambert and only remembered the squeals. Unlike Adam, James has no vocal range, can't sing the verses well, has no charisma, looks or IT factor. He screeches. That's it. Jacob can sing but is a migraine inducing pain in the you know where.
My biggest disappointment of the season thus far: The judges cut 15-year-old Jacee Badeaux. An explanation wasn't given, but he probably was too young and unseasoned in their eyes, but he had a sweet, in-tune voice. He was confident enough in his abilities that he didn't need to resort to screaming or oversinging to fool anyone. He sang for the joy and musicality of it and he was never less than a pleasure to listen to on the show. In addition, he had class. Jacee should try out again next year and keep on studying the craft of singing. One day he'll get to do what he loves to do. His family should be proud.
Jacee was cut, along with Colton Dixon, in the final round when three guys competed for one remaining seat. The winner: Brett Loewenstern, the likable 16-year-old from Boca Raton. All three should have advanced into the finals in place of Durbin, Lusk, Tim Halperin or Robbie Rosen. I would have liked to see the good-natured cowboy John Wayne Schulz become the second country singer in the finals, too. There was room for two country talents this season.
Here are the judge's picks:
THE GUYS
1. Brett Loewenstern (He's different, should make the Top 10 and the tour)
2. Stefano Langone (A survivor)
3. Casey Abrams (Hospitalized on Wednesday, must perform in Friday's taping to remain. Randy Jackson thinks he's the most musically talented contestant ever on the Idol stage. Overpraise, but the 19-year-old jazz fan is certainly skillful and talented and unlike anyone we've seen on Idol thus far)
4. James Durbin (Irritating in every conceivable category. What were the judges thinking?)
5. Jovany Barreto (The abs man. Probably an early dismissal)
6. Jordan Dorsey (The definition of ordinary)
7. Scotty McCreery (Suddenly becoming my favorite of the guys. He turned me off at first with his Josh Turner karaoke -- and he did Turner again in his final audition, but the 17-year-old has shown vocal range and he does have that amazing baritone. Even better, he has humility and the class to admit when he makes a mistake. Aside from Kelly Clarkson, Idol's greatest success has been in the country field with Carrie Underwood and this guy is the real deal. Hope he makes it to the upper half.)
8. Clint Jun Gamboa (Good voice. Competitive. But I don't like him. Not someone I'd root for)
9. Robbie Rosen (Melodramatic vocals sound like subpar Marc Anthony. Maybe that's why JLo put this non-star through. So far, I don't get the appeal)
10. Paul McDonald (This generation's Kenny Loggins? He's got the plush voice and facial hair. Can he write songs, too?)
11. Jacob Lusk (Beyond overrated. Randy said his God Bless the Child was the best he ever heard on the Idol stage. Randy's a sucker for melismatic singers -- he produced Mariah, after all. Only Durbin annoys me more than this guy so far)
12. Tim Halperin (Forgettable)
THE GIRLS
1 Lauren Alaina (If she can stay consistent, she could win it. She's the whole package. Voice. Looks. It factor. And producers wanted a 15-year-old and she fits that bill too)
2. Karen Rodriguez (Good voice)
3. Pia Toscano (One of the vocal standouts)
4. Rachel Zevita (gets a JLo lecture, another Steven Tyler fakeout [knock it off, Steven!] and makes it on the quirky card)
5. Lauren Turner (Can't quite recall her, could that make her the Kelly Clarkson? Will she begin to standout in the finals?)
6. Kendra Chantelle (Was good in harmony with Paul)
7. Ashthon Jones (Good voice, not sure about her yet)
8. Naima Adedapo (Presence and a voice)
9. Julie Zorrilla (Not much to say yet)
10. Haley Reinhart (Overdoes the vocals)
11. Ta-Tynisa Wilson (Don't remember her)
12. Thia Megia (Another 15-year-old and she could make the tour)
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