From The Onion satirical website:
Following similar announcements by Ted Cruz and Rand Paul, Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL) has become the third GOP candidate to declare his bid in the 2016 presidential race. The Onion breaks down what you should know about Rubio:
- Campaign Slogan: “Laying the groundwork for 2020”
- Campaign Strategy: Leverage Latino voter base, large-scale grassroots movement, death of Jeb Bush
- Vision: Ready for America to reclaim strong conservative values held by 38 percent of its populace
- Birthplace: Closed-door conservative think tank strategy session in 2010
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